We have several questions from previous episodes we plan on using for this week, but might as well get some last minute extras. (Also, automatic discord connection will be happening soon.)
2020-05-17 09:16:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Was Tropic Thunder the last great Mel Brooks style parody film? If we could rid this world of anything, what would it be? Are bees really endangered or is it a lie from Big Bee? Are deepfakes introducing a huge issue with the reliability of video evidence? What's the deal with OnlyFans? Why was Billy Mays such a perfect salesman?
All this and more on todays confusing episode of the Help Me I'm Terrified of The Great Beyond Podcast
2020-05-12 19:41:16 +0000 UTC View PostHey, guys! Chris here. We usually record the podcast on Sundays but I’ll be real with ya. I’ve got a migraine and it’s kicking my ass. It’s gonna take a bit longer to edit the episode and I’m sorry for that. It should be up by Tuesday morning instead of the usual Monday, so just a day late. Sorry in advance for the delay. It’ll be heavily question driven to make up for it.
2020-05-10 19:45:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, everyone! Sorry for the stupid wait. The discord is open and all set for you! I'll be on tomorrow night fucking around in voice chat if ya wanna say hey. Maybe Sween and Derrick will stop by as well, but no promises. The link above should put you into the server.
- Chris
2020-05-05 01:01:19 +0000 UTC View Post
The Last of Us: Part 2 had a massive leak and we can't not talk about it. (Don't worry. No spoilers.) Also, Kim Jong Un survived?!? Are Orcs in fantasy supposed to be black people? A spirited debate about diversity in media and what games, movies, etc did representation without talking down to their audiences. Is Assassin's Creed getting better or is it still garbage? MySpace vs Facebook: Which was superior in their prime? Why is web design getting worse and worse? Is the nuke the ultimate de...
2020-05-04 14:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Progeria Rectal Homicide pulled together a discord for everyone. It’s pretty much done, just want to make some slight tweaks before it goes “live.”
Looking to get it out to all $10 patrons by Tuesday. Apologies for the delay.
2020-05-03 20:28:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Kim Jong Un is Kim Jong Underground?!? What does that mean for the universe? Jeff Goldblum cancelled over reasonable question at a drag show? Alinity finally suspended from Twitch after dodging consequences for months? What are the most overrated games? Injecting bleach and disinfectant to stop Corona? Dream amnesia? How Call of Duty infected the FPS genre.
Hope you enjoy!
2020-04-27 14:30:01 +0000 UTC View PostAsk away! (Also, can the dude who made the discord please contact us lol)
2020-04-25 13:34:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey, everyone! Just wanted to post this update so things are a little bit clearer. After the podcast goes live for public feeds (thursdays) a question thread for the new episode will be posted. This basically makes it so questions for new episodes can be as relevant to current events as possible without having to sift through a megathread.
Sometimes this thread won't happen if we have a surplus of questions we think will hold us over.
Do not send questions to the inbox. We're kind...
2020-04-21 08:02:34 +0000 UTC View Post
YouTube Drama never seems to end, does it? H3H3 and SomeOrdinaryGamers fight over something people apparently care about? Popular Twitch streamer dated 7+ guys while dating CallMeCarson? Are hand fetishes weirder than foot fetishes? Who's the best cook among the boys? Why can't Derrick make pancakes? What games made us cry? Would you rather be a furry or have erectile dysfunction? What would you do as God for 45 seconds? Can a neck be nice?
New merch coming soon! Discord on the wa...
2020-04-20 15:36:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a sneak at some Merchandise we're planning on spewing out into the disgusting apocalypse. Because we all know the best way to spend money during a societal collapse is clothing with vague references to obscure internet personalities on it.
All seriousness though, all Patrons have access to these raw images to do with as they please (as long as you're not selling them.) If you have the means to take these and print them yourselves, be our guests. Supporting us on Patreon shoul...
2020-04-16 22:05:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Can your brain understand having your heart ripped out? Is Tom Sweeny a genuine sociopath? Will teleporters kill us? What is it like going to Black People Church? Gears of War 5 is actually kinda good? Are games harder or easier to play now that we're older and smarter, yet more feeble and weak? Do dogs understand violence? Should cunnilingus have a bubblegum flavor? (jesus christ) Would you want to experience true blindness? What was the worst film? Dragon Ball Evolution? Catwoman? Or Avatar...
2020-04-14 13:01:34 +0000 UTC View Post
What was your first fictional crush? What influenced the goth girl trend of the 2000s? What was our most painful experience? What were the best movies of all time? Is Shrek 2 the best sequel ever crafted? Yes. It is. Why does Sweeny want to harm all who approach him? Would we set foot in Jurassic Park if Jeff Goldblum was guaranteed? Why was Dragon Ball Super so ... eh? Do British rappers inherently suck? Why does Gears of War 2 STILL have the best horde mode in any game ever? Has this pandem...
2020-04-07 05:30:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, everyone! I'll just cut to the chase. There won't be a new episode of the podcast this week. I received word just this morning that someone in our apartment complex had been taken to the hospital with COVID symptoms.
Obviously, we want to be as cautious as possible now that this plague is in our backyard so we elected to not have Derrick come by. It very well could be nothing. A hypochondriac overrating or just general sickness but we don't wanna risk anyone's well-being over a pod...
2020-03-29 19:51:00 +0000 UTC View PostAsk some questions! Shits getting wild over here.
2020-03-28 23:24:30 +0000 UTC View Post
Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing are out to save us from the unyielding contagion! Why is the Gamecube controller the worst controller? Why did Marvel just make the worst superheroes ever imaginable? The best movie licensed games? Will humans fly off the Earth if it abruptly stops spinning? Two non scientists weigh in! What are our most plausible conspiracy theories? Why does Chris like fevers? Would we fuck pokemon? I hate this.
All this and more on the most ignorant episode of the pod...
2020-03-23 21:20:05 +0000 UTC View PostYou know the music. Time to dance. Leave your comments and questions HEEEERE!
2020-03-21 19:49:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Derrick is sick, so Gabby is back to fill in for our ailed companion. Will we set up a Discord? Is Spider-Man 2 better than Into The Spider-Verse? Sweeny and Chris face off. Is it homosexual to suck your own dick? Do all the kids die in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory? Why is Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark so timeless? Why was the Twilight Zone awesome? Sweeny is afraid of the ocean and he's a huge silly bitch because of it.
Gabby's social media: 2020-03-17 20:43:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, guys! Normally, we record on Sundays and post on Mondays, but the global panic around COVID-19 is derailing a lot of plans. This weeks episode will go live on Tuesday instead because of this. Apologies for the delay. Derrick won’t be joining us either because he’s not feeling well. Feel free to ask any normal podcast questions or comments under this thread in place of a dedicated comments thread. Questions will also be open to all patrons this week, not just audience participation. W...
2020-03-15 19:41:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Will Artificial Intelligence destroy us? Why is Castlevania's Netflix series so good for no reason? Did Michael Jackson do it? A spirited debate ensues! Will Osama Bin Laden ever perform a post mortem hologram concert like Tupac did? Why does Chris look forward to a societal collapse? How long would it take for us to turn to cannibalism? Is sex with advanced robots considered cheating?
Chris absolutely hates this episode and considered literally deleting it so, we hope someone likes it ...
2020-03-10 02:48:08 +0000 UTC View PostLeave your questions and comments here, fools!
2020-03-06 22:01:27 +0000 UTC View Post
How would we go about surviving an alien invasion? Do roaches count as animals? And if so, do they deserve respect? Will Derrick win a date with Trisha Paytas? What are the perfect video game soundtracks to accompany everyday life? Would you let a man knock you out for $10,000? Should the Snark Tank have merch? WHO WILL MAKE IT!
Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!
2020-03-03 01:10:13 +0000 UTC View PostHurry up! I ain’t got all day! Ya, slack jawed looney tunes!
2020-02-29 17:16:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Was the Sonic movie great? Why does Michael Bloomberg insist on pretending to be a human being? Would Chris, Derrick, and Sweeny ever become e-bois and show some skin on OnlyFans? Why do Americans watch child beauty pageants outside of Epstien's house parties? Are we alcoholics? Probably. Why is Spongebob more iconic than the Simpsons?
All this and more on this unusually political episode of The Snark Tank!
(Sorry this was late, Patreon refused to upload for some godforsaken...
2020-02-25 07:26:27 +0000 UTC View Post
A substantial amount of anime talk in this one despite all of us being far too cool to talk of such things. What were our worst jobs? Why is Crazy Taxi so underrated? Will Sweeny surrender an N-word pass to Donald Trump? Are English dubs sometimes better than the originals? How would Chris abuse the space time continuum if he could? What the hell happened to the Spider-Man animated series? Why did Derrick and Sweeny NOT SEE THE SONIC MOVIE?!
All that and probably a little bit more on t...
Hey, everyone! Chris, here! The Snark Tank podcast usually goes up today for Patrons but unfortunately a family emergency has come up and since I edit these things, editing had to be a tad delayed.
Episode 10 will still release early for you all, but it’ll come out early tomorrow morning instead of today. Sorry for the inconvenience. Working on getting our video set up working hopefully by mid March too so look forward to a proper video podcast instead of an absurdly bright...
2020-02-17 21:57:35 +0000 UTC View PostYou know the music. Time to prance.
2020-02-13 21:54:03 +0000 UTC View Post