Film Failures - The Snark Tank Podcast #17
Added 2020-04-14 13:01:34 +0000 UTCCan your brain understand having your heart ripped out? Is Tom Sweeny a genuine sociopath? Will teleporters kill us? What is it like going to Black People Church? Gears of War 5 is actually kinda good? Are games harder or easier to play now that we're older and smarter, yet more feeble and weak? Do dogs understand violence? Should cunnilingus have a bubblegum flavor? (jesus christ) Would you want to experience true blindness? What was the worst film? Dragon Ball Evolution? Catwoman? Or Avatar: The Last Airbender? The competition is fierce this Easter!
Sorry about literally everything you're gonna hear.
NOTE: This episode won't have the names at the end, but the public feed will have it. Editing this was a nightmare due to discord completely fucking our audio. It's better now than last time though. Will be working to make audio as crystal clear as possible. Thanks again for your support in these trying times. <3
Comments
Chris you cunt... You didnt read my full name...
TheLlamaGod1226
2020-04-18 05:17:37 +0000 UTCThanks for putting up with me Chris. Now that I’ve won I can use my real name and actually ask you questions now
2020-04-18 03:38:22 +0000 UTCSkillets pretty great
Mitchell
2020-04-17 13:11:52 +0000 UTCI just listened, I thought the audio was great this time
BrandEver
2020-04-15 21:38:46 +0000 UTCY'all crazy dude I love my christian music. I get lit af when I worship Jesus
Moto Zealot
2020-04-15 13:04:41 +0000 UTCHey guys. Great show, but just wanted to bring up that although I agree with you on teleporting, Portal style wormholes are basically the same thing. The main difference is that you don't have to sacrifice yourself for a clone to take your place. The only real problem I could see would be bringing anything around you with you. So if someone was stuck in space you might not be able to save them due to the vacuum. Not sure if I'm overlooking something or if you wouldn't count this method, but it is hypothetically possible.
2020-04-14 17:28:18 +0000 UTCSaltyness I’m illiterate sorry
2020-04-14 17:15:21 +0000 UTCYeah, I just realized that this isn't the question thread. I just saw the notification, assumed and posted my question. Yikes.
Everytime I cum it sounds like Squidward walking
2020-04-14 16:35:54 +0000 UTCWhat is something fucked up that happened to you as a kid, that you didn't realize was fucked up until you were an adult.
Everytime I cum it sounds like Squidward walking
2020-04-14 16:33:52 +0000 UTCSweentamus Peen Prime
Eric Smith
2020-04-14 15:48:57 +0000 UTCDarth Sweeney
2020-04-14 15:46:12 +0000 UTCI’d murder 100 animals because the chance of getting 100 insects is really high and the chance of killing a young kid or an old woman is too high
james passmore
2020-04-14 14:43:29 +0000 UTCWith the teleporting stuff, check out the Stephen King short story The Jaunt, it's a pretty creepy look at how teleportation could work
2020-04-14 13:59:29 +0000 UTCThere wasn't a question thread for #17? I was so ready oof
KitsuneZF
2020-04-14 13:31:33 +0000 UTC
