Today's BGM poll is the victory tune! This will play whenever you complete a level.
These names are all temporary placeholders and subject to change. Please give them a listen!
Righteous Fanfare: https://tinyurl.com/y6ut8bxw
Forever Onward: https://tinyurl.com/yd85n54q
2021-03-05 17:37:45 +0000 UTC View PostHi everybody, sorry to say it but I am going to need one more week to finish up the tech for the BGM. In the meantime, I've produced quite a bit of music in preparation for this update. If you follow me on Twitter you might have already seen some of it. I'm having a hard time deciding what I like best.
So I figured it'd be fun to have a poll about the final version of the in game music. Every day leading up to the update, I'll have 2 or 3 options for you to pick...
2021-03-04 23:43:38 +0000 UTC View PostI will begin contacting Legendary Tier Patrons about this month's character designs for upcoming character classes. These designs will be held until their corresponding class is put into the game. There will be a poll with all the character designs, and the winning design will be the one used in game. Losing designs will appear in the game as NPCs.
You are not required to draw anything! You can simply submit to me a text description, and I will draw it for you! You can ...
2021-03-02 17:23:40 +0000 UTC View PostDev stream tomorrow at 6:00 PM UTC !
2021-02-13 18:08:05 +0000 UTC View Post
New weight levels for the Engineer! There's no problem she can't solve with the power of SCIENCE!
2021-02-06 18:41:56 +0000 UTC View Post
If you have a billboard-sized ass you might as well use it to advertise your victory for all to see
2021-01-30 17:13:02 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the Illusionist's final weight set. The girl just can't stop eating!
2021-01-29 23:42:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The new level set is here! A mountainous region with harpies to snipe, the elusive Butter Burglar, and a terrible giant monster lurking in her cave!
2021-01-23 18:08:23 +0000 UTC View PostThere will be a developer stream tomorrow at 6 pm UTC! All patrons are invited!
2021-01-09 22:14:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Play the current version here!
This update adds The Ranger! To unlock her, get a B rank or higher on level The Onion Order
2021-01-09 22:03:57 +0000 UTC View Post
The Kitsune was the winner of the final poll. Please look forward to her being added next week!
2020-12-31 18:03:18 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the final poll for The Ranger, where the top 2 go head to head! This is your last opportunity to vote, so don't miss it!
Wow somebody's certainly looking very.... jolly
2020-12-19 18:21:32 +0000 UTC View PostHere's the first round of Ranger designs. The top two designs will go to a final tiebreaker round!
Dev stream for all patrons on Sunday 12/13 at 6 pm UTC!
2020-12-11 15:49:40 +0000 UTC View PostEDIT: I removed a silhouette that was accidentally placed in the Raider category
Here's the new tutorials! Please keep in mind that tutorials only show up in levels that haven't been beaten, so most of the people reading this will experience no difference. Still, the new player experience has been needing this for quite a while! If you really want to see them, you can open the site up in an Incognito tab or something.
Later this week, probably on Thursd...
2020-12-08 20:40:51 +0000 UTC View Post
So this is what I'm thinking for the new tutorials. The game and timer will pause, and this screen will animate in. It'll have a little title and a dialog box, and also a static image to show what we're talking about.
Tutorials will only show up the first time you play a level, and there will be an option to reset the tutorials show they show up another time.
2020-11-28 17:47:40 +0000 UTC View Post
She's an engineer and that means she solves problems
2020-11-28 00:08:10 +0000 UTC View PostHello! Now that the weight levels for this update cycle are done, the only thing left at the tutorials. I would like to spend a week or two on them at most.
What I'd like to ask you all is: what things in the game would you like to see in the tutorials? What are things that were hard for you to figure out, or what things have you still not figured out? What would you have liked to know earlier?
2020-11-24 00:27:24 +0000 UTC View Post
This update mainly features the Knight's final weight sequence, but it also includes the optimization of the stuffing levels and slight adjustment to level timing.
Patch Notes
