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PWP: 5.6 Scale

Scale 5.6

Bryce Kiley
2010, December 10: Brockton Bay, NH, USA

The rest of the week came and went. Sabah texted me to say she’d been brainstorming a few ideas, but had yet to decide on just what she wanted to do with her cape life. I was fine with that. Hell, I’d be satisfied if she decided she didn’t want a cape life at all.

Amy was busy with her own life but gave me a pack of lychee-flavored peanuts to show me that s...

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Apocalypse: 1.18 Liftoff

Liftoff 1.18

August 2015

By my estimate, I was about fourteen or fifteen miles in when we first started moving at dawn. The morning hours blurred together, and given the excitement of the night prior, a bit of doldrum was welcome. Like the day before, we kept our lunch simple: stale bread, canned chili, and dried fruit. I was running low on water again, but we’d be fine for the day.

Thankfully, we hadn’t had too many battles. Rocket was ...

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Snowman 5

Legend of the Snowman-Mancer 5

Eula Lawrence

My brother was frustrating.

He was a genius sculptor, musician, painter, tailor, and whatever other flavor of “artist” he put his mind to. Nobles in Mondstadt liked to say that art was the “second soul.” Euri would laugh at father, saying they could keep their seconds, because by their silly poetry, he had a third.

He was a prophet, an oracle who foretold the coming of Stormterror an...

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LT: 9.1 Ascent

Ascent 9.1

2005, July 26: Hyunmu’s Lab, Babylon

My new hangar was ready, but I wouldn’t have enough time to complete Project: Gamera. The next endbringer was in two or three weeks and though I had faith in my ability to build a mecha, I wasn’t that fast. Even with all the resources of Cauldron, there were aspects of hextech that could not be foisted off onto others.

That didn’t mean Project: Gamera was worthless. The gi...

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Spoon: 4.17 Fish

Preface

Not a commission. Today is Chuseok, which is basically the Korean harvest festival. It's kind of like our Thanksgiving, with fewer awkward family dinners with your gay cousin and drug dealer uncle and more rice cakes. I don't have anyone in DC to celebrate with so have a free chapter.

Besides, you did say Spoon might beat ACL in the poll if you got a chapter this month, too. Prove it.

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ACL: 32. A Shock to the System

Preface

Slowly trying to build a Patreon backlog of this.

Chapter 32: A Shock to the System

Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Monday, February 7, 2011
Type: None

“Hey, you! Listen!”

“Shut up, Navi,” I groaned, slapping the annoying pixie away. I heard a high-pitched squeak as something tumbled off my bed. I turned around, snuggling deep into my blankets for warmth.

I had ...

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Troll: 26. Praise the Omnissiah!

Chapter 26: Praise the Omnissiah!

Blaise Zabini
Hogwarts, Great Britain

When I joined my classmates in the Slytherin common room the following morning, it was to find a strange sort of hubbub. Strange in that it technically wasn’t much of a hubbub at all. Us snakes weren’t known to make a ruckus after all.

Still, there was a small crowd of people milling about the fireplace. They were looking up at four hourglasses that occupied the m...

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Life: 6. I seduce the Dragon.

Preface

Mike made me drop a Life chapter yesterday night so have one today to keep the public/Patreon balance. And remember, if you're British, you deserve to choke on blood pudding.

Chapter 6: I seduce the dragon.

Zatanna Zatara
Shadowcrest Manor, NY, USA

Dad was out, not that this was anything new. Whether it was a business meeting or scheduling a new tour, he had a busy schedule even without his ...

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Monthly Poll: October 2024

If you're a commissioner, tell me which stories you want next month. If you don't, I'm going to assume you just like giving me money. Unless you have already, in which case, I have you, don't worry.

Otherwise, you all know how this works.

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Homeless Bunny 27.5

Homeless Bunny 27.5

Tianyu Yue

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PWP: 5.5 Scale

Preface

Welp, here's the first of your monthly poll winner chapters. As always, PWP is king. Also, I don't like yams. No relevance, just thought I'd share.

Scale 5.5

Bryce Kiley
2010, December 8: Brockton Bay, NH, USA

I really wasn’t sure what to do about Sabah. As fond of her as I was, she was ultimately more Sierra’s friend than mine. Beyond that “she’s a nice person,” I didn’t actuall...

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All the Bees 2

All the Bees 2

Mitsu Akimitchi

I’d been lied to. Tricked. Scammed, hoodwinked, bamboozled, and all those other words.

The Third was not in fact looking out for me. He was not being respectful of my time, nor was he giving me the chance to train in relative privacy while still contributing to the village. No, that smug, shit-flinging bastard took into account something I’d overlooked.

Kakashi Hatake was a lazy son of a ...

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THG: 3.2 Don Texas

Don Texas 3.2

Dean Stansfield

Dean Stansfield was in the Rig. This wasn’t an usual occurrence, the Wards operated out of PRT HQ for the most part, but he was probably the Ward who visited most often. These visits inevitably made him feel like a fraud.

He was Gallant, Brockton Bay’s third heroic tinker. He made power armor and had his signature “photo-empathic” blasts. At least one of those was false, a lie perpetuated to hide the fac...

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Troll: 25. Of Mice and Men

Chapter 25: Of Mice and Men

Albus Dumbledore
Hogwarts, Great Britain

I was the Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards. I was the Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot. I was a student and later research associate of Nicholas Flamel, defeater of Grindelwald, and an Order of Merlin, First Class.

And yet, for all my many titles and decades of experience, I couldn’t help but be filled with wonder each new school year. Some ...

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Life: 5. Insert Pink Panther Theme Music

Chapter 5: Insert Pink Panther Theme Music

Rigal Phenex
Gotham, NJ, USA

I flamed back to the Roost. Joseph Powers fancied himself a more “modern” Owl, someone who could advance the Court with the times. He was a sleazy piece of shit, but he was a reasonable one. If nothing else, having him keep an eye out for relics for me should prove beneficial in the future.

I enjoyed a dinner of chicken adobo, courtesy of Max’s chef, Sarah. My n...

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ACL: 31. Day of Rest

Chapter 31: Day of Rest

Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Type: Ice

The third floor of the Palanquin had been converted into an apartment suite for their personal use. I found Newter and Elle in the lounge, settled into the sofa with an enormous tub of popcorn as large as Newter's torso. I wanted to go say hi; they'd be leaving for a month or so after tonight.

The lounge caught me off guard. It was much bigger than I remem...

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Announcement for All IOS Subscribers

Edit: I don't know the answers so I can't really help you guys, but here's a copy/paste of the text I received in the email verbatim: https://docs.google.com/document/d/143dQ2o1IyOqDSB349pXGAaNk0LO0uC5D5V0xCPiunc4/edit?usp=sharing

Starting November 2024, Apple will require that Patreon use its in-app purchasing system. They wil...

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LT: 8.9 Respite

Respite 8.9

2005, July 21: Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia

It wasn’t uncommon for me to find myself in the salt flats of Bolivia. I’d tried training in other locations. The Sahara made me itchy, the Himalayas was too rocky, and the view from Mount Kilauea got stale remarkably quickly, prime vacation destination or no. There was something about the salt flats, the illusion of an infinite, boundless horizon, that kept me coming back.

I’d fully r...

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Snowman 4

Legend of the Snowman-Mancer 4

Euri Lawrence

I stood atop the peak of Dragonspine, or really, what I considered the halfway point between the base and the true peak. Here, a solitary Statue of the Seven stood in ever-silent vigil, looking down over Mondstadt below. The view wasn’t quite as great as from the Skyfrost Nail, but it was nice nonetheless, and the best that most sojourners ever got to see.

I'd tried everything. I sang hymns befo...

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Spoon: 4.16 Fish

Aaron’s Pokemon

- Artoria (Kirlia)
- Jeanne (Flaaffy)
- Durvasa (Mankey)
- Soft-Boiled (Egg)
- Magellan (Chikorita)

Fish 4.16

Aaron Fulan
Rustboro City

Lisia and I spent the morning doing some light training. Apparently, seeing my team work hard pushed hers to not fall behind. It was a good opportunity to watch someone else train, someone who had a distinctly different philosophy when ...

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Homeless Bunny 27

Preface

Last month didn't get bunny, so here is bunny.

Homeless Bunny 27

Tianyu Yue

That was how I ended up with another student for a total of an even dozen. When they found out I’d kidnapped Velvet, the rest of RWBY and VALN joined in out of curiosity. I fully expected the rest of CFVY to come find me eventually as well.

I watched with a contented smile on my face as my new minions tried to b...

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ACL: 30. I'm free! No more puns!

Preface

I owe you two chapters of ACL this month. Here's the first.

All my stories get posted at least two weeks in advance here. Although, out of courtesy to the people who've followed me on Akun, I think I'll bend the rules and post these two publicly at the same time.

Third onwards though? It's fair game. I gotta milk it for money where I can XD.

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Monthly Poll: September 2024

You guys know the drill. ACL won this month so there won't be ACL on the poll for September.

If you're a commissioner, tell me which stories you want next month. If you don't, I'm going to assume you just like giving me money. Unless you have already, in which case, I have you, don't worry.

Things I published last month:

4: Life 4, Grill Omake 1-3
8: LT 8.8
11: Morgan 1-3
12: PWP 5.4
14: ACL Live
19: Apocalypse 1.17, Bees 1
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ACL: 29. Ice Heal & Chill

Chapter 29: Ice-Heal and Chill

Brockton Bay, NH, USA
Sunday, February 6, 2011
Type: Ice

I was so dead tired last night that I didn’t even notice my aura shift. When I woke up, for a moment, I thought I’d received another typeless day. I wouldn’t have been surprised, given how much I pushed myself yesterday. Thankfully, Arceus was a gracious and kind alpaca.

Ice. Ice rested in my soul, leaving me with a cool, refreshing burn. Slow...

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THG: 3.1 Don Texas

Preface

THG's in a weird place for me. It's fun to write, but I've written enough that I've used up all my knowledge of Fate lore so I'm actually not sure where to take this. Still, here it is, brought to you by my very first commissioner.

Don Texas 3.1

John Soprano

“Boss? Can you come out here?” I heard Luke call from the kitchen. I’d left him to baste the chicken kabobs with a yuzu-based yakito...

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PWP: 5.4.5 Parahuman Response Team

Interlude 5.4.5: Parahuman Response Team

Emily Piggot
2010, December 5: Brockton Bay, NH, USA

I watched in stony silence as the videos played back-to-back. The first was a spliced-together recording of various helmet cam footage from Damascus, courtesy of Dragon. In it, Creed emerged from the medical station and placed himself beneath Ursa Aurora’s command before taking the standout role in the operation.

He promptly opened communicatio...

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All the Bees 1 (Naruto)

All the Bees 1

Mitsu Akimitchi

“Honey Badger,” the old shit-flinger said. He spoke casually, yet there was always the undercurrent of lethal competence that never quite abated for as long as I’d known him.

“Hai, hokage-sama,” I said, taking a knee. The Third Hokage was exactly that, my kage. The genial, grandfatherly mask he wore around Naruto and Konohamaru was nowhere to be found.

“How long has it been since you ...

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Apocalypse 1.17 Liftoff

Liftoff 1.17

August 2015

As the sun began to set, the timer weighed on me. It had seemed so simple when I first received the mission. About twenty-five miles was easily doable for a veteran hiker. I’d thought that I’d be able to circle the manmade lake well before the timer ran out.

Once again, I’d been naive. I’d forgotten that many animals were crepuscular. It was a word of the day I’d learned from Sabrina which denoted animals t...

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Troll: 24. Legacy of Steel

Chapter 24: Legacy of Steel 

Clara Warren
Hogwarts, Great Britain

“How’s art club going?” Monica asked as she plopped down next to me on the couch. She kicked off her shoes and placed her feet on my lap.

“Really?”

“My feet are sore. I mean, why do we have to climb five flights of stairs just to get to our common room anyway?” she whined. She was my best friend, but by god, she could be annoying.

I let out an...

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ACL is live.

But only for a little while. With the Empire dealt with, I mostly want to set the course.

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