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2nd HtbD page of April.

Okay, my muse is warming up, and Gustav's now re-warmed for the next round. let's party!

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1st HtbD page of April... and 2025

Hooboy, I disappeared for quite a while there.

My sincerest apologies to all my patrons, but I ran into a wall with the latest pages of my comic, and the muse just vanished. It being the deep of winter might have had some impact on it, but I'm not making excuses; my heart just wasn't in it, and tryign to force it I think would have lead to an inferior product.

But the muse is slowly waking up again, and I have plans for the rest of this chapter. It's just the section tha...

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2nd HtbD page of October!

We managed only two pages this month, not 3 as I had hoped, but I had some trouble ironing out some kinks in the scripts. Hopefully November will be more productive.

Best regards

Euro_salamander

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1st HtbD page of October

Good grief, I lost a whole month there, didn't I?

My sincerest apologies to all the good patrons. I take full responsibility, but in my defense, work and private life got pretty hectic this month, and with fall and daylight savings just kicking in, well, it's pitch-black when I go to work and pitch-black when I come home, so the muse is feeling a little miffed.

Still, I gotta make sure that Karno gets paid for his good work, so here's the new pages!

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Euro_...

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2nd HtbD page of August!

She... may have bitten off more than she can chew here.

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Euro_salamander

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1st page of August!

Hello everybody. It's been a while.

Between me having a vacation, and Karno getting swamped by work, RL issues and me not wanting to add to the pressure, it's been a while since we saw any new pages.

But, as has always happened before, the engine has started up again and we are back at it.

We'll start with the oracle apparently knowing one of the... 'quirks' of bedding Gustav. She did study them both intensely for quite a while, so it's underst...

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2nd HtbD page of May

And another one! Karno can sometimes be delayed, but he also tends to deliver in bulk when he does, so it evens out.

Zashy actually seems as surprised as Gustav that the oracle didn't climax. I mean, she is quite familiar with what that dong can do, so yeah, not what she expected either.

Oh well, once more unto the breach, I guess.

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Euro_salamander

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1st HtbD page of May

sighs 

It seems we disappeared for nearly three months there. My sincerest apologies to you the fans. It was certainly not intentional.

Karno just swamped under a pile of other projects that I hope he has managed to crawl out from under. He's still got a decent buffer of page scripts to work onand he tells me that he's hoping to get one more page sketched out before the end of the month, knock on wood.

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3rd HtbD page of February

Woohoo!! A third page is delivered! Karno says he's gonna *aim* for getting page #60 done before the end of the month, but he also says that Life has a tendency to laugh at the plans of mortals, so we'll see what happens.

Anyhoo, Gustav finishes with a splash, but it seems the Oracle didn't. Huh. Guess there's a first time for everything, I guess. X3

Best regards

Euro_salamander

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2nd HtbD page of February

Karno cranked out two pages this Friday, and he hopes to complete one or maybe even two more before the end of the month. Keeping our fingers crossed!

Gustav can be... quite 'productive', even *before* the curse reaches the 3rd stage, as the Oracle is now finding out.

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Euro_salamander

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1st HtbD page of February (and 2024)

Hello everybody! Hope 2024 has been nice to you all so far!

While winter may be over here in Sweden, spring is taking its sweet time drying up all the mud. Still, I'm doing well. It could certainly be worse. 

And to warm things up just a little, a freshly inked page from Karno about our stallion adventurer and his escapades in foreign lands. Enjoy!

Best regards

Euro_salamander

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3rd HtbD page of December (last of 2023)

And with that long-awaited plunge, we put 2023 to a close, since I *kinda* Karno can crank out a whole inked page in 3 days from start to finish, especially with it being the holidays. 

Speaking of which, to those who celebrate it, Merry Christmas! And to those who don't, hally holidays and a happy new year!

Best regards

Euro_salamander

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2nd HtbD page of December!

Huzzah! Made it before the end of the year! 

Okay, enough shenanigans (maybe >:3 ), it's time to get to the serious matter of laying down pipe. XD


Best regards

Euro_salamander

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1st Htbd page of December!

Heya folks!

Sorry for the late posting, Karno's been working hard, but I seem to have had a brainfart that kept me from posting stuff, but I'm back to normal now so back to posting!

I seem to have developed the habit of having at least one female touch Gustavs groin without warning in every single chapter so far. I wonder how that happened. XD

Best regards

Euro_salamander

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Octobers 3rd HtbD page!

Yup, we managed a third page this month! Woohoo!!! Feels *so* good to be productive again!

The Oracle sure is a good host, willing to adapt and cater to all her guests. 

Best regards

Euro_salamander

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Octobers 2nd HtbD page!

Yesyesyes!! Keep it coming, keep it going, keep it *moving*!

Now that a good supply of scripts have been provided, Karno can finally keep the stream of new HtbD pages coming on a more regular basis. Lovely, isn't it?

Last page the oracle told Gustav just how far she was planning to go with him, but that is going to take a fair while (at least it's *supposed* to, heheheh), so best to make sure the audience is comfortable first. Good host manners there. 

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Octobers 1st HtbD page!

Alright, that's enough vacation, back to work!

Hello everybody. My sincerest apologies for the long absence. First I took July off this summer and just sunbathed for a month (Mmmm, lovely), but from August forward, it was back to work, but my muse wasn't quite in the mood, then one morning last month I woke up at 4AM and just *WHAM*, the inspiration for another 20 pages just *charged* out of my fingers. Fickle things, muses, but we still love them.

Anyhoo, here is the latest page ...

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3rd page of May!

Aaaand third page of the month! Woohoo!!

Sorry it's been a while since we managed this, but we *did* manage it. 

So, the gossipmongers go to their just desserts, and we can move on to the main course!

Best regards

Euro_salamander

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2nd page of May!

In the frying pan and no doubt wondering if the fire is the preferably option in this scenario.

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Euro_salamander

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1st page of May!

Aaand we're back on! 

Sorry for the delay, oh lovely patrons! Sometimes having two creator means twice as many possibilities for Murphy to show his ugly mug. Here's hoping for smooth sailing. 

Last page our three peeping Janes got liberally splattered by our main man Gustav's prodigious first load (just the firt spurt though, the oracle is not wasteful). Apparently, predictions aren't the only thing the oracle is accurate with. Let's see how this little tangent unfolds, ...

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2nd page of 2023

Aaaand here's another page!

Wow, that was one hell of a trickshot! Hit three targets behind her without looking (literally bu not metaphorically), at an elevated position, on the first try, powered by nothing but one horsie groin!

Only the first pulse though, she's not wasteful and she's waiting *way* too long for this. 

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Euro_salamander

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First post of 2023

Hoooo, wow, that was a bit of a long hiatus.

So sorry about that dear patrons. Karno landed a very big project last year and it ate a lot more of his time than he expected. 

But, he took some time out of his schedule to work some on good ol' HtbD, so here's the first pages of the this year. Here's to many more to come. 

Yeah, one of the less-discussed benefits of short-term divination is increased accuracy with ranged attacks. It's kinda like in Infinity War when D...

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Last post of 2022

And here you go! The last page of the year! Pretty self-explanatory really. 

Wow, 2022 only has hours left now. It's been... something of a roller-coaster ride. Things haven't gone exactly to plan, but then, when does it ever? This year we produced a total of 15 pages, which isn't quite what we hoped for, but with my bout of writer's block in the spring and Karno getting overwork in mid-summer, I think we managed fairly well anyway. 

And it's all thanks to you wonderful ...

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2nd post of December

Hey there patrons!

Hmmm, turns out the Peeping Tom from last page is actually a Peeping Jane. Three of them in fact. Naughty acolytes. Hmm, this must be how those rumors got started. Kinda wonder how an oracle didn't foresee this...

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Euro_salamander

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1st post of December

And let there be many more! 

Sorry, Karno couldn't *quite* squeeze in enough drawing time last month to make it a full 3 pages (well, inked anyway;$10 patrons got to see the sketch early), but maybe we can succced in that endeavor before New Years... provided the holidays don't slow us both down too much of course. 

Boy, I'm actually not sure Gustav has ever recieved this much oral attention in one chapter, even with Bessy working him over. Looks the "Cunning To...

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2nd HtbD page of November

She's.... not letting up, is she?

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Euro_salamander

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1st HtbD page of November

Greetings patrons!

We are slowly and hopefully steadily coming back to our old productivity. Hooray!

Let's see just how good the Oracle is at stimulating Gustav. *Quite* skilled it seems. 

Best regards

Euro_salamander

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2nd page of October!

That is.... *quite* a lot of tongue.

Karno's coming back up to his traditional speeds. Love it!


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Euro_salamander

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1st page of October!

Hello patrons!

Yes, it's been a while. Karno took on a big project IRL and it took up most of his time last month. But he's getting his steam back now and he's got a very decent buffer of page scripts, so here's hoping we can get the flow going smoothly again. 

Last time we saw the oracle set off Gustav's cock-curse, and apparently she's good enough at her calling to know to dodge that thing! Swing-and-a-miss!

Just, heh, a pity *Gustav* can't do that in his current pred...

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Second HtbD page of August

Y'know, writing the script for this page, I realized something. We have not seen Gustav's dong in a pre-sex non-erect state since Chapther #1, THIRTEEN YEARS AGO!! 

I don't count Chapter #2'cause that had pants in the way that had to be cut away *after* the curse had gone off. XD

This is, frankly, in about as natural a state as we have seen Gustav in literally years. 

Best regards

Euro_salamander

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