Andreas Talorim

First page of August!

Hey there folks!

Sorry that took a while. Summers tend to be rich in vitamin D, but they also tend to be rich in things that you'd rather be doing than working, like laying on the beach, visiting family, snoozing in the hammock, things like that. I hope you all have had a great summer so far, and me and Karno will endeavor to entertain you for quite a while longer yet. 

And since these pages were supposed to have been posted in July, maybe there'll be more than three pages th...

3rd page of June!

Woo! Sssssssssliding in at the last minute!

Yep people, we are starting to get back to 3 pages per month, slowly and (hopefully) surely. 

Let's hope the summer rays provide both me and Karno with lost of inspiration to create!

Okay, she's had her starter orgasm. TIME FOR GUSTAV'S!!

Best regards

Euro_salamander

June's 2nd HtbD page!

Woof, that looks... very wet. MIssion succesful I guess?

Also, I'm considering some ideas with Karno. I'll let you know what materializes out of them. 

Best regards

Karno

June's 1st HtbD page!

Here we go folks!

Sorry for the delay. Both me and Karno seem to have RL roadblocks up the wazoo, and it's caused quite a few delays this year. Rest assured that we are both working as hard as time permits, and we are dedicated to keep working on this comic as long as we can. We will keep you posted. 

Returning to out story, it seems what Gustav's learned from 'practising' on Zashy carries over into nagas. What luck!

Best regards

Euro_salamander

New banner! Woohoo!

I decided to go ahead and get a new, updated banner for the Patreon page, once again done by the very talented LiquidMark. Whaddya think?

Best regards

Euro_salamander

Edit: Now with more sparkles!

May's 1st HtbD page

Hey everybody.

*sigh* Yes, progress is still stuttering a bit, but I got a big spurt of inspiration to write and Karno now has enough pages to keep him busy until the end of summer. So you'll get sun and pages aplenty this fine season. I hope you will enjoy them both. 

Best regards

Euro_salamander

Quick banner update

Hm, just noticed that I couldn't read the actual name of my Patreon on the banner anymore. How long has that problem been there? It must've changed at some point when I wasn't looking. 

I did a quick fix so at least people can read it now, but I'm seriously considering having a new banner made. The current one is nearly a decade old by this point. Definitely time to update. 

First page of 2022!

Okay, let's start this year off!

Sorry guys, only one page this month, but the comic continues! Here's hoping this year runs a bit smoother in.... all respects. 

Best regards

Euro_salamander

Last page of 2021

Welp, unless Karno can sketch, correct and ink a page in less than 24 hours, looks like this is the last page of this year, crew. 

Ooof, I looked over the gallery on FurAffinity and we only got nine pages done this year. That's not very good. I remember having a *lot* of problems getting the  rhyming prophecies to sound right, and Karno got several big projects that he needed to focus on that so the comic had to wait. One thing after the other, blegh. 

But, we kept ...

Decembers 1st HtbD page!

Merry Christmas everybody!

Karno got the inks down for one page, with another on the way. Just... let us try to digest all this holiday food we've stuffed outselves with first. 

Best regards

euro_salamander

October's 2nd page

For someone's who's been without any bedroom fun for so long, she sure is a serious tease, isn't she?

Best regards

Euro_salamander

October's 1st HtbD page

Woohooo!! We're back baby!!!

Sorry for the long hiatus guys and gals. First I got writer's block and couldn't work up the steam to write more page scripts for Karno to illustrate, then he got a *big* work project that he had to finish first, and it took a *long* time to finish. 

But *NOW*, we're coming back! Here are two pages right now, Karno's working on the next three, and I'm working on the rest of the comic. My muse HAS AWAKENED!!!

Last time we saw Gustav try out s...

May's 3rd HtbD page!

Hot-damn, another one! Woohoo!

Kissing is good. A good place... to... start... lady, why is Gustav's throat bulging like that?

Best regards

Euro_salamander

May's 2nd HtbD page!

Alright! Seems whatever was casuing Karno's 'blockage' has been well and truly evacuated from his system. And it couldn't have happened at a better time! That was *fast*!

So, the fee has been settled, so now Zashy steps aside and Gustav steps.... up?

Best regards Euro_salamander

May's 1st HtbD page

Hey everybody! Been a while!

First I hit a slump and just when I started getting back out of it Karno fell into it (maybe it was the same slump?), so the comic hasn't been coming out regularly for a while. But we are once again getting back up to speed. So here's an inked for all you lovely people. Two more are being worked on right now, so stay tuned for those. 

Best regards

Euro_salamander

February's 3rd HtbD page.

Why do all oracles have to be so damn cryptiGAHAH!!!

.......... Ow. I think I just had a tiny heart attack...

Best regards

Euro_salamander

February's 2nd HtbD page

Gustav kinda has a one track mind doesn't he? Well, that little devil on his shoulder definitely does anyhoo. XD

Best regards

Euro_salamander

February's 1st HtbD page

Okay, seems Karno's finally managed to break through the churn he was in, and the inked pages are coming *IN*!

Let's hear some prophecies, shall we?

Best regards

Euro_salamander

Last HtbD page of 2020

Well, here we are, folks. In about an hour (plus change), 2020 will officially be over. It's been... quite a ride. I'm gonna skip all the details since we are all still experiencing this mess live and not-on-TV, but hopefully it will start petering out in 2021.

Still, it wasn't all bad. After my summer vacation in 2019, I got back top work and found the inspiration to write Here there be Dragons more fleeting than usual. Oh sure, brand new chapter and all that, but I was getting back in...

One-pagers #1 - Perfect Size

Well, isn't this an interesting little thing?

HtbD has been tumbling around in my head for well over a decade now, and it's unavoidable that ideas for things other than the main story lines pop into my mind. One-pagers like this, pin-ups, and even whole side-stories when I've been particularly inspired. 

And about a month ago Karno made a journal saying that he'd be taking emergency commissions to cover some unexpected expenses. Well, I had some cash laying around, but no mai...

1st HtbD page of November!

*sigh* Sorry everybody. This took way too long.

This page by itself wasn't actually the problem, but rather the following few pages. I wanted the oracle's prophecies to rhyme, and stylishly too. Turns out, getting both the inspiration to write, and do it well, can be hard to come by sometimes. 

But, at long last Covid, snuck into my life. No, I did not catch it (thank goodness), but due to Covid my workplace has seen a slight drop in business, along with not taking on any new...

Special preview: One-pager #1

Hey everybody!

Yes, the comic is starting up again, after much delay. Had a bit of trouble writing this next part, due to an assortment of reasons.

But anyway, about 2 weeks ago Karno said he was in a bit of financial trouble and asked if anybody wanted to get a commission. Well, I had some cash lying around, and while I had no HtbD scripts ready at the time, I *did* have some of the side-stories to HtbD collecting dust on my drives, and I decided to get one done, namely the first...

3rd HtbD page of July!

Yeah, I do my level best to keep things light, but in my view, a *lot* of things in life (and indeed, this comic) are a *lot* more dangerous than they appear. 

Think about it; this lady has apparently a well-established reputation for accurately being able to tell the future, and yet there were no lines outside, nor any kind of siege, and Gustav and Zashy pretty much got to meet the Oracle directly without any fuss or someone demanding tribute/payment/bribes before they could see h...

2nd HtbD page of July!

TADAH!

Indeed, many of you already guessed it (so bonus points to you); the Oracle is a Naga! Indeed folks, we're going deeper into the weird section of the ladies pool in this comic. You are all PIONEERS!

Also, small pointer here; Zashy is about 12 ft tall, and the Oracle is eye-to-eye with her. And keep in mind that *most* of her body is still laying flat on the ground. This lady is *big*. 

Best regards

Euro_salamander

1st HtbD page of July!

Hello most wonderful patrons!

Hope you are all staying as safe as you can out there. The world's, kind of a mess for everybody rigth now. 

BUT! To help take you mind off that, I shall now proceed to give you a few pages of the (hopefully) funny comic that you all like so much. 

Honestly Gustav, that *might* be a kind of insensitive question to ask a lady, but thankfully she seems to be cool with it. Right Gustav? ...Gustav? Gus? Hello? *snaps fingers*

Best re...

2nd HtbD page of June

Oh yeah, the Oracle is apparently also a voyeur. But hey, if you could watch almost any place in the world, at almost any point in time, whenever you wanted, what would *you* watch when you got bored?

Also, damn, apparently taking a smaller lover is a lot more common than Zashy thought. 

Also, yes I have seen the news about Patreon starting to charging sales taxes on July 1st. But judging from what I'm reading, and calculating from my pledge levels, this shouldn't cost anyone...

1st HtbD page of June!

Here we go folks! Sorry it's late in the month, but thing seems to have been a bit busy on both sides of the Atlantic this month. Hopefully things will stabilize soon... as long as the heat doesn't go up *too* high. 

Also, I'll be the first to admit, I *may* have spent *way* too long thinking about how Divination works in DnD and how it could/should work in a fantasy setting. Apparently the Oracle has too, only more so. 

Best regards

Euro_salamander

May's 2nd HtbD page!

Anybody else getting the impression that the Oracle *might* be a little too well-informed for Gustav's comfort? 

Best regards, wash your hands, and stay safe out there. 

Euro_salamander

May's 1st HtbD page!

Okay, here we go. 

Greetings oh wonderful patrons. We hit another snag early in the year I'm afraid, but we are now (hopefully) back on track. Karno has been sent enough page scripts to last him two months, so the ball is now in his court. And considering what a mess the USA is going through right now, let's all wish him the best of luck. 

Still, a tiny little bit of brightness in the dark is that HtbD is coming back again, hopefully this time to stay at a s...

3rd page of 2020!

Oh... right. 

Oracle.

And apparently not a fake one. 

Best regards

Euro_salamander