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Protective Smelter Bully

Derry isn't shy about laying claim to prey and putting the competition in that same bracket.

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WIPs

I've got two more to do then I'll be polishing them all off. Sorry for the delay.

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And the correct answers were...

Ready for this?

A B B B B

1.
Castlevania and Gunstar were tied, with Zelda being a distant third in regards to gameplay. I like the Zelda sreies, barring Breath of the Wild, but it takes time that I no longer have.

I LOVE side sidescrolling shoot-em-ups but the tiebreaker between the first two was the music. Oh my god Castlevanias music is so... UGGH!  Goosbumps every time I hear Wicked Child.

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Piggy Pudding (Completed!)

This is what happens when you're around hungry predators. Be safe out there and don't get snapped up and melted by hungry predators! Unless you wanna. No one's gonna judge!

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The Summoning

Sketch for Cody!

Derry's casting a dangerous spell... under the same roof he lives under with his spouse. Even demon rat, who is the embodiment of Armageddon, knows that's kinda messed up and he's in deep doodoo, now.

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What...?!

Sketch for Fubar~!

And he doesn't care for your judgmental glare. He can charge his phone however he wants to!!

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Stuffy Doll

Sketch for Flaky!

A 'lil pincushion of an opossum is lurkin' about, gobblin' up lil woodland critters to make her own body more an more animated the more she snarfs down~!

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Kobold Care

Sketch for Bayard!

When caring for your Kobold, it's important to note that overfeeding may lead to tendancies of expanding their appetite, so be prepared to feed them more than you may have available!

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Wolfing Down

Sketch for Randal!

When you're a wolf, you gotta do as your name states as many times as opportunity allows!

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Voregins

Sketch for Kett!

There's a first time for everything. Being swallowed whole and alive is one of them! 

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Update on Things

Hey y'all!

It seems like I've bitten off more than I can chew this month D=

Just wanted to let you all know that I'll be pushing September sketches back to October!

This has a dual purpose!

It'll give me time to catch up on everything up from last month as well as give folks more time to answer the sketch selection questions. AND it'll give me a whole month rather than 15 days to get sketches out!

Everything else will be regularly schedul...

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Big Doggie Deer Dinner

Sketch for Dreccan!

There were many challenges facing Dreccan, here. the #1 NOT being the jacko challenge, but stuffing a massive doggo into a tight, slick, and hardly accommodating gut. However, after some time, said gut was able to make much more room in a much more plump cervine!

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A Gekkobun's tail

Sketch for Nova!

Everyone knows that Geckos keep fat storage in their tails. Nova here, tho, he likes to expedite the process by putting food directly in said tail. Ru, however, doesn't seem to be interested in being stored.

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And the correct name IIIIIIIIIIIIS...

~Drumroll please~

The name I was thinking was
Carl/Karl!

Johnny
Bravo has a "Friend" Named Carl.
Jimmy Neutron Has a friend named Carl.
Steve Urkel's Neighbor's name is Carl.
The Frenchfries is Frylock, who's neighbor across the road's name is Carl
And finally, in regards to Dwarves,  there's a legendary dwarf in Deep Rock Galactic who's name is Karl!

Choosing h...

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First Timer (Completed!)

Seems like our friend here is having a bit of a tough time with his comrade wriggling and kicking about. He'd not quite sure how to handle it. But he'll come around in due time, maybe!

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Dinner Date (Completed!)

Thanks to everyone who voted for last months poll!

Consequently, Derry was chosen to be the "Dinner" date. You all either really wanna see him get ate you you REALLY wanna see him get ate. Or maybe for some other reason. Who knows!

there was another one that had an equal amount of votes, so that one'll be completed and uploaded sometime within the month~!

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Unbridled

Sketch for Fubar~!

"Enough was enough. This was no time for decisions, no time for tactics. There was him, and there was the enemy. Only one objective, get through them all. Sure it was hundreds. Maybe even thousands. But he had to. It all depended on him. So he did what he did best, got angry and started punching his way through. Nothing would stop him. Adrenaline and rage fueling him beyond death, mortal wounds being shrugged off as if they were nothing. Only primal ...

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Piggy Pudding

An inside look at how a belly processes a large meal

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Piper Derry

"And then he died."

*Roll Credits*

Sketch for Cody~!

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Bagged

Sketch for Dasp~!

Looks like this rakkun bagged himself a nerd! Fubar seems to object, however!

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Aww Nuts!

Sketch for Flakyftw~!

When an android is making strange clunking noises, it's probably because they're adding parts to themselves that aren't compatible with them. But Richard here is always on call to set them straight!

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Too Curious

For July, the majority voted for some Dragon Pred! And here she is with another adventure-bound tourist getting a little too close to a dragon's booty- I MEAN bounty!!

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Katted

Sketch for Kett!

Cats are very well known for playing with their food. Vinyl here is no exception when it comes to the little drox here~~!

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Re-ups

these are the sketches that I wanted to add to! added to~!

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Gotta Come Clean

Soooo, the past few sketches I've done, I've added more than the 3 panels I've initially advertised, editing them down to the limit. I've done this of my own volition and feel kinda guilty about it since there were other ideas that I felt were satisfactory with just the 3. I dunno, I don't like making folks feel left out when it comes to giving others more. There were ideas shared, though, that I REALLY liked and wanted to add to so it wouldn't break the flow or would give it...

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Belly bully

Sketch for Bruin!

Being an expert in nerd recognition, Brubru uses his greatest tool for identifying and cataloguing nerds of all kinds~!

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Just a few more

Dreccan was excited to see her yeen friend! She got just a lii~iittle bit carried away when giving her signature white tail deer greeting

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Forcefed (Completed!)

From last month's full render poll votes! This will be the only completed piece for this month!

As you can see, Derry has a lot of dignity, enough to prove a solid point. Whether or not he's  in the right is up to the individual's discretion.

Also! Thank you so so much to all new and long-time patrons! Since I've surpassed the 5  patron limit for sketches, I'll be making a post that'll determine which of y'all will be getting a sketch ...

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Sweater Pals

Sketch for Bruin!

Buddy o' Bruin's had forgotten his winter apparel and it was getting rather chilly. A solution came just as quickly as his reaction as friendo was engulfed and within the confines of a warm n cozy sweater!

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Dinner Date

Sketch for Gryph!

Derry liked his new hat so much, he took her to ye olde tavern for ye grand olde time. Unfortunately for him, his hat got hungry.

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