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“I want to take a moment to remind our progressive customers that our System is coded in a non-binary eldritch programming language.”
Quote attributed to a marketing intern (later fired).
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Tamamo screamed into the mine.
“Nooooooo!” She pushed Martin off Eddie’s corpse and began to slap the ...
2025-09-02 18:37:54 +0000 UTC View Post
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The Lady’s new Idol sprung forth from the remains of Saguenay’s cathedral.
A mana-powered tree the size of a hill grew until its golden branches cast the entire city in its shade, while the original tree in the middle of the Forest of Broceliande grew twofold at the same pace. The leyline connected these twins, joining them through roots...
2025-09-02 09:27:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone, I have very big news to share,
As people following me on Patreon and Discord will know, I've been working in partnership with the Tunisian studio Lanterns Studios on developing a Perfect Run game demo, which we've presented at the Gamescom 2024 and online in an open playtest. During that period, we've become aware of Sony Interactive Entertainment's MENA Playstation Hero initiative: a publishing program where Sony would finance, publish and support a new line of...
2025-08-23 08:39:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Victoire has a bad day.
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Gaspar reacted first as the fireball came for them.
The Valentinian mage moved in front of his new allies and weaved a forcefield out of mana to intercept the projectile. It cracked at the impact and nearly sent the mage stumbling back, but it held and allowed the others to spread out. The Hood and Rapoleon’s m...
2025-08-23 05:50:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Heroes gather to save Saguenay from destruction.
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A/N: gonna take a plane trip with little internet soon so posting early. Enjoy.
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The Growth Miracle caused all plants within a three-mile radius of the casting area to strengthen and overgrow, with each additional point of mana increasing that radius by another mi...
2025-08-21 03:44:36 +0000 UTC View Post
A/N: alright, you inspired me to write this, wonder if it'll affect your choice in the poll.
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Simon had inherited a legacy of bastards.
The first to sit on the Crimson Throne was the archdemon Mardok Endymion the Bloodthirsty, who gave the empire his name and led it during the aptly named Century of Terror; a period which i...
2025-08-19 20:37:06 +0000 UTC View Post
A statistic is confirmed.
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“It is better to be feared than loved, because armed thugs are cheaper than needy friends.”
Zorglonian proverb.
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“This is insane!” Martin protested upon summoning a set of credit cards in his hands to defend himself with. “We’re fellow employees!...
2025-08-19 20:36:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The Royal Vault opens.
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The mages’ footsteps echoed through the hall leading to the Royal Vault.
The entrance never failed to awe Gaspar with its size and splendor. Located deep beneath Saguenay’s cathedral, the hall’s ceiling reached beyond forty feet tall in the shadows of great blackstone pillars. The light of the hall’s hanging to...
2025-08-19 08:58:39 +0000 UTC View PostHeya everyone,
Well, this post is pretty much what it says on the title: I would like to know which of the three new pilots you've liked the most so far and would like to read the continuation of.
If you have missed one, here are the appropriate links:
Victoire is crowned against her will, and the Second Incursion begins.
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“I object!” Soumis yelped, his foot hitting the ground with such strength as to shake it and terrorize the people of Graîne. “I object!”
Victoire rolled her eyes in annoyance. And to think the day had started out so well…
Everything had gone...
2025-08-16 09:09:20 +0000 UTC View Post
A/N: another potential pilot draft I've been inspired to write lately. That one would be a lot closer to Paypocalypse in terms of vibes, and while I'm more tempted to write something serious alongside Paypoc... well, I can't lie it made me a laugh a lot while writing it. Enjoy.
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It was Riley’s first day on the job, and it started with a disaster.
“Barrier break in District 3!” one of her monitoring technicians shouted as all monitors in the...
2025-08-14 14:25:15 +0000 UTC View Post
A potential new story pilot. Happy to read your feedback.
A/N: alright, so after reading Writer of the End's comments, I've been inspired to try out other potential pilots for new stories. This is one of the two (the other, Kaiju Man, will be posted alongside it) and the darker one. Like Writer of the End, it would be closer to Blood & Fur and Commerce Emperor in term of tone, but I would be up to read what you think of it.
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It was three in the morning ...
2025-08-14 14:25:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Things fall into piece for the Royal Vault Heist.
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Wepwawet knew it. He knew there was something fishy about the Second Incursion.
Its timing lining up with the plan for Beelzebub’s agents to open up the Royal Vault was simply too big to be a coincidence. The Titans had to have been coordinating on the matter. Wepwawet didn’t doub...
2025-08-14 09:07:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Wepwawet's champions spy on Valentine's 3 'Sages'...
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The mage Gaspar was about everything Renarde expected from a human wizard: old, falsely humble, and hungry for any morsel of knowledge.
Obtaining a one-on-one appointment with him had been surprisingly simple. All she had to do was offer an edited copy of the research documents she w...
2025-08-12 09:07:08 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone,
A quick update to inform you that I'll be on break on the week of the 25th of August until the end of the month; the reason is that I'll participate in a Perfect Run related event abroad and then will attend Dragoncon in the USA, so between the trips, jet lag, conferences etc... I'll likely struggle to keep up regular updates during that period.
On the good side, I'll finally be able to share the excellent news I've been hinting at on the Perf...
2025-08-11 09:15:08 +0000 UTC View Post
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“To earn is not the same as to deserve.”
President Golich’s Thought of the Day.
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They found three more bugs on their way out of the ghost town. And by ‘they,’ Martin mostly meant he and Tamamo. The only way the latter managed to convince Eddie to help was by promising him a ki...
2025-08-09 21:21:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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Like everyone else, Artemis had been forced to adapt her deck based on what she could pick up.
Her Providence, Lady of the Hunt, allowed her to declare an enemy Type as her hunt’s target, at which point all of her Artifacts and those wielded by her Champions would become supereffective against it. She could change her...
2025-08-09 08:35:19 +0000 UTC View Post
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The entire class gathered when they received the notification.
Second Titan Incursion coming in 47:43:39 hours.
Invading Titan: Tiamat of the Primordial Waters.
Maximum number of divine challengers: Set to 3. Should no gods take up the challenge, the System will automatically select the ...
2025-08-07 08:12:22 +0000 UTC View Post
A/N: as said in the update with B&F's conclusion, I've been experimenting with a few novel ideas on my free time; one I keep coming back to is the idea of Mortalities I developed in the Lost Deaths short story. But since gothic horror doesn't sell to well, I've been thinking of ways to find a middle ground between the original idea and something more marketable.
This pilot is the result.
It's more serious than B&C and Paypocalypse (being closer to Und...
2025-08-05 08:39:27 +0000 UTC View Post
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“Are you sure?” Horus asked on his end of the line.
“Certain,” Wepwawet replied, his godphone in hand. “We just called Nyame, and he confirmed he never attended the gym on that day. In fact, he was considering cancelling his membership because he doesn’t have time for it anymore.”
“What kind of c...
2025-08-05 08:17:23 +0000 UTC View Post
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“Be wary of morons. They always make a bigger mess than you would expect.”
Mortal Resources poster.
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Martin knew the other player was a creepy basement dweller the moment he looked at him. The human kind.
All the signs were there. The old idol t-shirt marred with grease ...
2025-08-03 20:20:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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The Hood and their group extracted Filou from the pit, bound his hands without resistance from his part, and then brought him to a secret village in the woods.
The Free Brotherhood’s home was much larger than Filou had expected, and closer to a settlement than a camp. It had no walls, nor did it need them, due to the numerous traps surround...
2025-08-02 07:46:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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Wepwawet returned to his friends as a conqueror.
“And Hel just gave up?!” Artemis’ laughter echoed across their shared realm of Influence. “Oh, I would have loved to see that!”
“You should have seen her face when I claimed Antimagic Lock for myself,” Wepwawet replied with a grin. He knew it was beneath a...
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“Today, one animal out of two is domesticated. A sad state of affairs, yes, which brings the question… how do we exploit the other half?”
Monster Menagerie Manager's speech to his employees.
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The two emus shot about as well as could be expected from literal bird-brained st...
2025-07-29 21:35:14 +0000 UTC View Post
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Victoire still could not believe her eyes.
Many months had passed since the devastating Titan Incursion that nearly wiped Verglane off the map. She had lost many good people that day, from comrades-in-arms to soldiers and citizens of Narc who had the misfortune of being caught in the hydraslime’s path. Part of her had mourned their losses, ...
2025-07-29 07:55:01 +0000 UTC View Post
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“The poor cannot buy happiness.”
President Golich’s Thought of the Day.
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“A cheat skill?” Martin asked, immediately seeing the similarities with his Employee Class. “You mean like a Perk?”
“Sometimes, sometimes not. The point is that DungeonCorp tests out ‘unique’<...
2025-07-26 20:33:19 +0000 UTC View Post
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The fight came to an end with Hel’s surrender.
The board unraveled, with each settlement returning to its original location, and the fighting came to an end. Ishtar and Hel reluctantly ordered their troops to stand down, and Wepwawet did the same with his own. Watatsumi reappeared in the gods’ shared realm of Influence to conced...
2025-07-26 08:42:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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A fiery whirlwind consumed the worms of Hel, paving the path to Pitsfire with their charred corpses.
The burning tornado left a trail of destruction upon hitting the city, smashing walls, sending clay bricks flying into the air, and throwing the undead defenders into a panic. Seeing the smoke fill the sky while the earth melted and cr...
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“Any slave can buy his freedom, but only a real man can negotiate the price.”
DungeonCorp’s Employee Self-help Booklet tagline.
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Martin’s new rentfree home turned out to be exactly what he expected it to be: a run-down three story apartment building stuck between a dense...
2025-07-23 08:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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The Jarlack iceberg crushed a good chunk of Watatsumi's flyers and their manor base as a bonus.
The impact destroyed the roof and caused the upper floors to collapse on the rest, burying the elven riders too slow to bolt out of the way. Wepwawet couldn’t estimate the number of victims with his view of the board, but from Watatsumi’s aghast expr...
2025-07-22 07:57:21 +0000 UTC View Post