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Bara Tiddies and Monster Smash or Pass

Monster fuckers beware, you're in for a scarreeeeee!!! From fucking Michael Myers, lusting after the Demogorgon and just talkin about Bara Tiddies and erotic artwork from Gengoroh Tagame! It's another sexy spoopy halloweenie episode!

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Bara Tiddies and Monster Smash or Pass - Audio

Monster fuckers beware, you're in for a scarreeeeee!!! From fucking Michael Myers, lusting after the Demogorgon and just talkin about Bara Tiddies and erotic artwork from Gengoroh Tagame! It's another sexy spoopy halloweenie episode!

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REELy good content Early Access - Repost

Sorry about the post earlier bugging out in the audio. Please enjoy an extra thick video of Daddy and Amp and some reely silly kink reactions

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Getting Brainwashed and Rubbery at MIR! - Audio

And the winner is... EVERYONE! This week we talk puppies, furrys and diapers, OH MY! Daddy and Amp are off to another eventful event, this week MIR! The big International Rubber convention that is not to be missed. We had a blast and stretch watching the most impactful toys and people hit the slick and slippery stage!

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Getting Brainwashed and Rubbery at MIR! - Video

And the winner is... EVERYONE! This week we talk puppies, furrys and diapers, OH MY! Daddy and Amp are off to another eventful event, this week MIR! The big International Rubber convention that is not to be missed. We had a blast and stretch watching the most impactful toys and people hit the slick and slippery stage!

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Becoming the Perfect Throat Goat - Audio

I can have it all, big or small, make it hit the wall, WE’RE THE THROAT GOATS! From best practices to secret techniques to deep throat! Also pissing while practicing locktober lessons with Daddy Kristofer. Happy locktober week 2!

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Becoming the Perfect Throat Goat - Video

I can have it all, big or small, make it hit the wall, WE’RE THE THROAT GOATS! From best practices to secret techniques to deep throat! Also pissing while practicing locktober lessons with Daddy Kristofer. Happy locktober week 2!

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Chastity Hot Takes and Locktober - Audio

Cages should be only worn by tops! Smaller isn't always better! Chastity is only chastity when you need to get out! All these hot takes and more as we discuss our favorite and least favorite parts about chastity. Happy first week of locktober!

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Chastity Hot Takes and Locktober - Video

Cages should be only worn by tops! Smaller isn't always better! Chastity is only chastity when you need to get out! All these hot takes and more as we discuss our favorite and least favorite parts about chastity. Happy first week of locktober!

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Folsom's Fetish Talent Show and Daddy BLUF BBQ - Audio

From Hypno mormons to Folsom Fun! This year Amp hosts a Kinky Cabaret show, Kristofer hosts a kinky backyard Bluff BBQ and we both entirely dont attend the Folsom Fair, but we do attend every other shenanigan possible! Some might say that’s Baloney!

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Folsom's Fetish Talent Show and Daddy BLUF BBQ - Video

From Hypno mormons to Folsom Fun! This year Amp hosts a Kinky Cabaret show, Kristofer hosts a kinky backyard Bluff BBQ and we both entirely dont attend the Folsom Fair, but we do attend every other shenanigan possible! Some might say that’s Baloney!

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Chastity Horror Stories and Mishaps - Early access

Join us this week as we navigate the ups and downs of Locktober, the ultimate challenge for educational purposes! From pinching nerves to pent up frustration, we go over mistakes made in the past as well as challenges you guys have submitted to help with! The challenge starts now...can we make it to the end?

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We're Never Cleaning Out Again! - Vid

From Folsom prep to butt prep today we have Sampson and Amp telling old Folsom horror stories, tips and mishaps! We cover some scruffy shenanigans and a new "cleaning out" tool that we've never heard of that makes cleaning out only take 30 seconds? Himbo hangout #2 incoming!

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We're Never Cleaning Out Again! - Audio

From Folsom prep to butt prep today we have Sampson and Amp telling old Folsom horror stories, tips and mishaps! We cover some scruffy shenanigans and a new "cleaning out" tool that we've never heard of that makes cleaning out only take 30 seconds? Himbo hangout #2 incoming!

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The One Where We Argue Who's Actually Kinkier?! - Vid

Superlaxative... sorry superlative time followup where we ACTUALLY discuss who's kinkier between Amp and Daddy. Mix in there some cruising of the locker room showers, doctor fucking and more! Happy podcast time!

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The One Where We Argue Who's Actually Kinkier?! - Audio

Superlaxative... sorry superlative time followup where we ACTUALLY discuss who's kinkier between Amp and Daddy. Mix in there some cruising of the locker room showers, doctor fucking and more! Happy podcast time!

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C*mdumps, Tolyamory and Windmill Dungeons! - Audio

Daddy's back from London and immedietally hitting the ground running (consensually). Today we discuss a new poly dynamic called Tolyamory, his adventures in a secret windmill dungeon and what is so interesting about being a c*mdump and how does one find proper dumpy fun!? Welcome back Mr Kristofer!

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C*mdumps, Tolyamory and Windmill Dungeons! - Video

Daddy's back from London and immedietally hitting the ground running (consensually). Today we discuss a new poly dynamic called Tolyamory, his adventures in a secret windmill dungeon and what is so interesting about being a c*mdump and how does one find proper dumpy fun!? Welcome back Mr Kristofer!

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GAY ADS MADE US BUY THIS CRAP

This was a wild ride, but strap in, harness up and come watch us buy, review, try on and not get frustrated by some kink gear and goods that were marketed to us on social media. From viral jumpsuits to cute collars. Were they good, or were they just a cheap garbage?

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New On Guard Dropping this weekend!

Sneak Peak as we talk to sterling Walker about Body Positivity

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Creating Porn and Hypno Ads - Audio

Do you prefer your submissives shaken or stirred (into a tizzy)?! From James Bondage to Hypnosis advertising. Sunurns and silly times ensure in this weeks pod. Another Daddy in London podcast!

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Creating Porn and Hypno Ads - Vid

Do you prefer your submissives shaken or stirred (into a tizzy)?! From James Bondage to Hypnosis advertising. Sunurns and silly times ensure in this weeks pod. Another Daddy in London podcast!

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Himbos Dating Everything Including The Eiffel Tower / Himbo Hangout- Video

So what happens when people are attracted to their vacuums? Their electronics? And is that table... a top!? Objectum, object sexuals, or just inanimate objectifiers; people who love objects A LOT are some of the most interesting kinksters. So today we DATE EVERYTHING and get down to business to discuss why people love objects so much!

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Himbos Dating Everything Including The Eiffel Tower / Himbo Hangout- Audio

So what happens when people are attracted to their vacuums? Their electronics? And is that table... a top!? Objectum, object sexuals, or just inanimate objectifiers; people who love objects A LOT are some of the most interesting kinksters. So today we DATE EVERYTHING and get down to business to discuss why people love objects so much!

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Guessing Strangers Kinks - Early Access/Ad free

Hey nerds~! Today Daddy and I do a little more reacting (promise next week's video is all educational) but for now, enjoy some silly content.

How many did you get right?

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American Leather Daddy In London! - Audio

DADDY IS AT IT AGAIN! And this time, while he might not know about werewolves, he's certainly bound to find one in London! From Dating Everything lore to London sex party fun! Join Daddy as he becomes a piñata!

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American Leather Daddy In London! - Vid

DADDY IS AT IT AGAIN! And this time, while he might not know about werewolves, he's certainly bound to find one in London! From Dating Everything lore to London sex party fun! Join Daddy as he becomes a piñata!

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Monster Fucker Werewolf Sex Party - Audio

What's hairy, woofy and goes bark in the night!?! Why a monsterfucking werewolf on a full moon weekend! Amp attends a pup play party on some PAWT and has some fun stories. Match that with Daddy prepping for another excursion to London and this might be one of the most monster fucker casts yet! Also... daddy doens't know what a werewolf is?!?!!?

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Monster Fucker Werewolf Sex Party - Vid

*Heads up* You might have to be logged into Youtube for this video. I think the title explains why. But jesus having us marked as porn is hilarious considering

What's hairy, woofy and goes bark in the night!?! Why a monsterfucking werewolf on a full moon weekend! Amp attends a pup play party on some PAWT and has some fun stories. Match that with Daddy prepping for another excursion to London and this might be one of the most monster fucker casts yet! Also... daddy doens't know what a werewolf is?!?!!?

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Reacting To Your Fav Kink Shorts - Patreon Only

Hey nerds! So this week we are reacting to all the reels you liked, sent us or tagged us in the comments on Instagram. This version is obviously ad free... BUT it also features double the reels including the reels that YouTube said were too adult. So enjoy this extra thick 20 minutes extra content just for you patrons.

Adore you all. Hope the laughs brighten your weekend <3

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