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Wrestlemerica 2K19; Glitch Mode

 

I assume folks already know but there’s meme-level bugs in the latest WWE game. People are phasing through each other, they’re pinballing around the ring, they’re walking through the mats… look it up and you can find tons of weird gifs and vids. Point being I mashed that concept together with Your Favorite Healslut, where a FPS character is trying to enjoy herself within her videogame.

The mix of meta humor with pro wrestling and bad videogame jokes end...

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Anklebiters Part 10: Elf Country

 Some friends got me playing Bloodbowl 2 recently, where I drew most of my inspiration for Anklebiters and Murderball. I’m mainly playing orcs, incidentally, because they’re easy and goblins were taken…

Anyway, I wanted to revisit these ladies. It started as just another match to get things moving, so this isn’t the outright sexiest of their adventures. It does set up a couple things for next time, so I’m still very happy with it as a whole.


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Stackers: Darm the Dwarf

Another visit to the shortstack restaurant. We just got some art in for them, so Darm here just missed the cut. Not like there'd be room in the pic anyway... but this is breaking ground on dwarves, which have only been mentioned in modern monstergirl/ghetto goblin fics. 

I didn't stray super far from the stereotypes while adding my own twists. Dwarves can be perfectly normal, short strong folk, but the deeper in the ground they were raised the more traditional they are...

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Filthy Casual's Online Play

Another gamer girl OC piece written for a Twitter artist. This one’s from https://twitter.com/Doctor_Crafty/status/1200254167668920322  and their girl Filthy Casual, a chubby, casual but talented gamer who’s a sporting loser but a rowdy winner.

No idea why these gamer girls are so interesting to write for. Maybe just the surge of cute art and my lo...

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Goblin MMA

 

This was a relatively fast one for me. I wrote the whole thing in about 2 hours this morning after a bit of weighing ideas. The idea was just a shockingly capable goblin cagefighter in a modern day MMA setting. I took some liberties from having never actually watched MMA or knowing the rules, but it’s definitely got some porno-world rules in there. 

Plan on this to be a recurring series of various opponents and learning a little more (but not a lot) abou...

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Reward Art: Happy Birthday from Stackers


Well good news!  One of “January’s” art came out faster and cheaper than expected! Big thanks to https://twitter.com/mikicomics and plan to work with them again later.

So here’s Getty the goblin, Maeve the halfling, and Brigit the fairy pose for some promotional material for Stackers, the shortstack-themed restaurant. Can read the stuff so far here:

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Mei Gribbins the Semen Demon (Chapter 2)

 This one’s been a long time coming, pecking at what demons and canon felt right to fit it. It remains my Devil May Cry parody and I know it has a few fans around so glad to bring back an indifferent goth demon hunter who fucks more cooperative demons in exchange for borrowing their powers. Not much to report beyond weird, mind-bending demons wanting to do gross stuff to the heroine. 

 

“This the place?” 

Mei Gribbens (aka “The Semen Demo...

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January Story Poll

 

Figured I’d get these out of the way before anyone’s busy holidays. I should be writing throughout the month anyway, but just to let people get a clear shot in before Jan comes around. 

Also doing another oil wrestling match for Pizza Thot this month so look forward to me leaking that.

Worth noting; there’s a Stackers story listed here that’s not in the votes on purpose. One donor had early access on the polls and rather than overcrowd it...

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January Art Poll

New art needed for next year, and the two top picks get commissioned. Few new ideas and some yet to come. $2 donors will vote on stories soon, but as always, like to give artists some head start on this (and myself to shop around).

 

Jab Lock the gamer girl: new design for a fighting game fangirl who also boxes at her local gym. Big, dopey, happy moose of a girl. Stocky with muscled arms.

Happy Birthday From Stackers: a halfling and gob...

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The Goblin Adventuring Party

 This one took WEIRDLY long to do. It’s a little longer than most, but the poll came up the same month that Gats/Gobbosoft wanted me to write a 40-page sexy fantasy adventure with 6 party members banging each other and various other problems. That needed a cool down, so don’t mind that it took me a few weeks to get one of the top votes done.

That out of the way, it’s a fun group of heroes! I had a much bigger list of characters but knew it had to shrink down, tho...

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Bubbles the Bunny's Haunted Pizzatorium

 

Originally I was planning for this one to be one big story. Looking back on it, it doesn’t tell the whole story but it’s definitely broken into nights/segments. It’s the best spin I could make on the Five Nights At Freddy’s concept, with horny animatronics comin’ to get your dick. It’s just how I fill in the gaps on things I don’t quite understand; by sexing them up. I considered dropping the looks on all the cast, but didn’t want to force it too hard. View Post

Gamer Girls: GG Nore's Con Meetup

 

Another gamer girl piece based on https://twitter.com/KoffinDaughters’ GG Nore. A cute gamer milf who keeps calm no matter what, always just looking for a good game. She streams, she’s hot, and she’s open to sexy/friendly bets. What’s not to like?

I’ve already got another idea or two for fanfics on other peoples’ gamer OCs, and at least one idea of my own g...

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Patron Reward: Talk Nerdy To Me

Another interesting piece for a high-end donor. Set in a far dystopian future of forced inbred class systems, culture breaks into jocks, nerds, preps etc. With this breeding mandatory and regulated, a pair of nerd/"thinking caste" humans are selected for the process. Contains intentionally awkward sex between unconventionally attractive people in a weird dystopian culture, so not for everyone.


Over the centuries, humanity failed to overcome their differences. While r...

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December Story Poll Results

Just giving y'all what to expect for this month. The votes were pretty clearcut, so pretty clear what you've got left to expect. Just don't mind that I wrote about 40 pages of a goblin having an adventure for ACGats/Gobbosoft, so I'm only just starting to make progress on Goblin Party. 


 

Goth and Bimbo BFFS: 1 vote. continued adventures of a lazy goth and her bubbly cheerleader buddy. Since Brittany chose what they did last time, Marla drags ...

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Patron Reward: Playroom Toyfight

Another big-time donor's reward story. Several of the requests this month are longer than the expected 5 pages, so not all of them will be posted this month. This one's  

a pretty  fresh take on your standard jealousy catfight story as a bunch of female dolls, action figures and toys fight over who gets to be their kid’s favorite. Catfighting Barbie trying to break their rival’s warranty.

Definitely took some inspiration off Toy Story, particula...

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Cyberpunk M.I.L.F.S: Yuki the troll

Random followup on this series. It's fun to do but like to make sure it's at least a little different with what each girl brings to the table/bedroom. Cool buff troll babysitter joins in celebrating the 18th birthday of her client.


 

Dot’s shift must have ended before I was ready to get up. I felt the naked dwarf slip out from under me while we slept on the couch, and when I started to stir an assuring cybernetic hand rested on my head. “Easy, tiger. S...

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Bonus Art: The Silent Knight Chrissy Masters

With the story also available on www.patreon.com/Gobbosoft. AcGats did some art to go with it. Chrissy Masters, the spirit of Christmas, and her little sassy helper Rudy looking way cute. I'm not sure I can get something out by December, but I can definitely see revisting these guys with the story hooks I left behind. Plus my fiance would appreciate using her idea... probably.

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Christmas Magical Girl; Silent Knight Chrissy Masters


So this one has a story to it! Mainly that it was initially my fiance’s idea and she asked me to write it. Granted, her original idea was a Christmas-themed magical girl who gained the powers of Santa and turned into a big buff manly Santa Claus. The story was too juicy to pass up on, so I had to put my usual horny spin on things. On the plus side, it sounds like I had a certain artist buddy agree to post and illustrate it, so I’ll get that to you guys as soon as she gives ...

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Reward Art: Goth and Bimbo BJ

So a followup on  

last month’s art. I’d promised the goth and bimbo BFFs as a double blowjob pic, but the artist had some things come up for emergency commissions and didn’t end up comfortable drawing the girls without a reference pic. So he did their character sheets that I posted last month and we left it at that. 

I went back to https://www.deviantart.com/yellowcatart98, a steady ...

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NES Wrestling: River City Girls vs Dragon Queens

 

Not a ton to this one for a backstory… more of the usual NES league that seems to be taking off. Highly voted, but I’m not sure what made me pick these two tagteams besides they’re just really fun pairs. I know you can generate names for Amazon and Sorceress but just calling them that felt pleasantly meta enough.

“Pauline is on the top rope! She’s going for her New Donk Drop… she’s airborne AND AMAZON CATCHES HER! What a show of power over her opponen...

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Followers of the Godbeasts 4: The T-rex

 Continuing the series that’s mostly Primal Rage, part old kaiju movies and part old caveman movies where chicks in fur bikinis slapped each other around for a while. I’m pecking at several of the bigger and more voted stories on the side but I just got in a mood where this was great venting. I love writing these characters who are so crazy desperate that worshiping a gorilla just kind of makes sense to them as a fairly recent concept. Cuz he’s not just strong, he’s smarrrrrt...

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Dragon Punch's Local Tournament Scene

As much as I liked Command Grab, it was really when people started flipping out over her character and making their own gamer girl OCs that I got interested in these stories. I’d found two or three by the time I started writing, and to be honest most of my notices off Twitter lately have been from getting @ed or retweeted by Gats and Nuclear Wasabi. Since these are so fun, quick to write and a surprisingly flexible setpiece, I’m up for writing more over time.

This one...

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Reward Art: Goblin vs Human Sexfight

 A hell of a fast delivery from https://twitter.com/SummerTea21. A snippet from an old patron request that turned out to be a huge fav of fans and mine. Some old interspecies friends Sable and Gully hook up again for a sexual contest to impress her fiance for their anniversary. Came out way sexy over competitive, but they’re friendly and way into it anyway.  Should have someon...

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Command Grab's High Stakes

 

Wow. I wrote this all this inspiring morning… 

So there’s been a real trend set by www.twitter.com/wasabi_nuclear on Twitter. I’ve been following him for a while and he recently started dropping pics of Command Grab, his busty, bitchy gamer girl who’s into competitive fighting games and streaming. She either whoops your ass and noisily brags about it or ...

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Grimm Wrestling League: Red Hood vs The Big Bad Milf

Good mood today! A major pain in the ass got cleared up so got a bunch of writing done.  Finished up one more chapter for this popular series, delivering on the championship match I teased last time. Also got some work done on some other pieces and old rpg projects, so should be letting them out into early access before long too.


The backstage area of Grimm’s had gotten an expansion a few months ago. They had several private rooms to split amongst themselves r...

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Reward Art Goth and Bimbo BFF

Ok, sort of a delivery on the Goth/Bimbo artwork. Original offer was for a double BJ pic, which I'll need to hire a backup for, but the artist had some emergency stuff come up. Probably partly from me going to people who work cheaper than others... 

Done by https://twitter.com/AxlXriss_nsfw and sure can't complain about the art!

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December Reward Art Poll

 

Mostly new or recent ideas this coming month. Another month over the 350 border, so we’re getting both of the top voted pics delivered. Some of the usual delays on one of the art pieces this month, but goth/bimbo is on the way.

Beefers Boob Bump: busty southern waitress Patty accidentally bumping boobs into Linda, her dark-skinned coworker/rival with even bigger boobs. Based on upcoming story set in the Beefers slutty steakhouse.

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December Story Poll

 

Just your usual monthly mix of old and new ideas; shortstacks and fighting and random sex with quirky ladies. I’ll probably sneak an extra Christmas story or two in there, but I haven’t settled on which one yet. 

Goth and Bimbo BFFS: continued adventures of a lazy goth and her bubbly cheerleader buddy. Since Brittany chose what they did last time, Marla drags her to an indie band concert with an edgy makeover to help her fit in.

NES W...

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Milfquest2: Room and Board

Something based off a commission about moms being sent into a magical land isekai style, except they don't know how videogames work and get into lewd trouble. Posted a bought story here but it only got one chapter and I felt like it deserved more. http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/luffy316/34142/Milfquest if you wanted to read or reread the first piece. View Post

NES Wrestling; Zarya vs Urbosa

 

Not everyone may remember (because I didn’t for a while) but my first ever story of Tifa vs Peach was set in a thrown-together idea of a video game wrestling league. It was an excuse of a setting, but I went back to it when someone commissioned a sequel to it. I played around with it in the Lara Croft vs Lara Croft story to give it a semblance of sense, but between the President Bowser joke and the weird lore that can come from all that, I like keeping it around. I finally ...

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