Mack Zack

December 2022 Story (Chapter 4)

For the next month, Pawel became the only guard to willingly feed Baba Bosh. Moretz once asked him why he didn’t try to place the task on anyone else. Pawel replied, “Well, she’s a nice old lady.” Word spread around that Pawel actually called the infamous Baba Bosh a “nice old lady”. Some laughed, while others were disgusted. Jacek shook his head in dismay, wondering if the boy had gone mad. Instead of cleaning the dungeon from time to time, he ordered Pawel to man the tower more ...

December 2022 Story (Chapter 3)

When Pawel returned unscathed from Baba Bosh’s gas, Jacek and his men were in disbelief. It was only when his account was corroborated with the other prisoners that they finally believed him. Moretz was about to give him some respect when Jacek nudged him with his elbow.

“You’re still a greenhorn,” Jacek said. “From now on, you will only be on duty feeding the prisoners.”

For some reason Pawel didn’t think of that as a bad idea. He became roused by the thought of see...

August 2022 Story - Coffee Time (Ch. 5 - Final)

About ten minutes away in the outskirts of town there was a cheap motel alongside the road. It wasn’t pretty but not like the kind of motel where you’d find Norman Bates. I went to the front desk to pay and then went back to the car. Before going upstairs, I realized that I had left my backpack in my car with my laptop. I hesitated and then figured for good measure to take it up to the room.

I was worried that the sexual energy we felt earlier was wearing off. The running around mad...

August 2022 Story - Coffee Time (Ch. 4)

Barbara didn’t work the weekends, and I didn’t have her number, so I was curious about what she thought about that Friday night. I did have her email, but it’s not like anyone uses that anymore to seriously start a chat.

I saw her again that following Monday. When she entered the Starbucks, she beelined to the cashier without saying hello to me. That struck me as odd, but she did look like she was in a hurry, and Morgan seemed to be pestering her about something.

I gave it a...

August 2022 Story - Coffee Time (Ch. 3)

We settled on a place downtown called Herbie’s, nestled in between a drug store and a shoe shop. It was pretty late around 10:30 PM, so the streets had thinned out, but it was Friday and so the bars were lit up and warm. Even so, there weren’t many people at Herbie’s. It was the kind of place that older people went to, what with the vintage and antiquated look. The walls were adorned with memorabilia from the ‘50’s and ‘60’s, and antique furniture lined the aisles.

My hear...

August 2022 Story - Coffee Time (Ch. 2)

It was around the time for midterms, so lots of college kids and high schoolers were taking up space in Starbucks going over their papers and tests. I had trouble finding a seat. They had a large table that could seat some ten people. Usually, people ignored that table because it meant sitting with strangers. This time however, people had no choice if they really wanted to work there. Nearly every seat was filled. The only one available happened to be facing the counter.

I sat between s...

Coffee Time (August 2022 Story) (Ch. 1 REVISED)

I’m not even a coffee drinker but I met Barbara Rodriguez by being a regular at Starbucks. I went there primarily to write my stories, especially my fetish stories, since I feel awkward being at home with my little brother wondering what I’m doing at my computer all day long.

I’m also the kind of writer who needs visual stimulation while they write. I can’t be cooped up in my bedroom for long. I need to see and hear people as I conjure up the next scene in my tale. Certain peopl...

January 2022 Story Poll

Okay! Here are the options:

Option 1: Fantasy story about an island queen sorceress who captures male sailors passing by to be her servants. She is the only woman on the island and demands constant attention, sex, and enjoyment. She enjoys dominating her servants by farting on them. One of her bodyguards falls in love with her and loves being dominated, unlike the other men. The queen takes notice of this and gives him some special treatment, then realizes she is falling in love with h...

Important Announcement

Hey all!

The next poll will be up for this month, January, momentarily. I know I'm late on the last two stories but just a little more time and I'll be good. 

I also wanted to announce that this month will be the last story for a while on my patreon, if not ever.

I'm one of the more older folks in the community. I will never say my age but let's say I'm somewhere in my thirties. I've had a lot done under my belt thus far but there is still so much more to do. I'm th...

December 2022 Story (Chapter 2)

On the way to Baba Bosh’s cell, Pawel passed by many unsavory individuals held up in their cells. He had never been to the dungeon before, and he avoided eye contact from scary old men who yelled at him to let them out. A few hands shot out from between the bars, trying to grab his tray, but Pawel remained calm and focused.

Downstairs, the dungeon became damper and colder, so cold that he wished he brought his overcoat. There were few occupied cells on the last floor. Those who were t...

December 2022 Story (Chapter 1)

(This story is untitled for now. I caught covid...again...this time after traveling abroad. I guess it was inevitable. Anyway. I should wrap everything up hopefully by January 2nd but I just couldn't let 2022 go without posting for December. So here's the first chapter)

They called her “Baba Bosh”, which was a derogatory term from some long-forgotten language for “old ugly crazy lady”. Baba Bosh had been a prisoner of Castle Ludwig for some thirty years. Two dead kings and one ...

Finishing up this year's remaining stories

Hey all. been a hot minute. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Wrapping up the last two stories of the year.

Coffee Time is actually going to have a revamp, thanks to a friend of mine who gave me a better idea. I was struggling with that one. But the December story is going strong and can't wait to post it!

September Story - LoZ: Farts of the Wild - A Princess Lets Loose (6 - Final)

Link felt slightly better after a couple more hours of sleeping in. His neck didn’t hurt anymore, but his eyes still felt heavy. Nevertheless, he was ready to go about the day pretending like he had no idea what happened the night before.

He donned his usual blue tunic and wandered the halls aimlessly, picking up conversations from other knights and chambermaids. Nobody batted an eye at him, which relieved him. Everyone said the same thing: the restless princess once again snuck out, ...

September Story - LoZ: Farts of the Wild - A Princess Lets Loose (5)

Link had to stop in an alleyway somewhere near the outskirts of the city. Not only was he getting tired, but Zelda was becoming unruly. She was now officially drunk. Link quickly realized that she was the unreasonable sort of drunk.

“Why are we leeeaaaaavvvviiinnnnggg?” she moaned, staggering to hold herself up against the wall. “We were JUST getting started!”

Link grimaced. They had to get her back to her room. Lugging her around like this would be a challenge.

“I...

September Story - LoZ: Farts of the Wild - A Princess Lets Loose (4)

The Happy Octorok lay in a quiet part of the city. The ribaldry of the festival was a bit drowned out there, and a calmer crowd hung around the street, like families and children. A street musician at the corner strummed on his lute and sang about the legends of old. Zelda admired the music for a few minutes before following Link.

Once Link opened the door for her, she marveled at the commotion inside. The tavern warmed them with the friendly glow of a hearth and torches. A musky old sm...

September Story - LoZ: Farts of the Wild - A Princess Lets Loose (3)

(It's been a hot minute since I played BotW so if I get some backstory slightly wrong, sue me. I'll edit it later.)

Link had been to the city of Hyrule more times than he could count. He knew every nook and cranny like the back of his hand. He kept having to remind himself that this was Zelda’s first time. Everything that he thought was ordinary and humdrum was new and fascinating to her. They spent almost an entire hour around the main gate looking at all the vendors and the people...

September Story: LoZ: Farts of the Wild - A Princess Lets Loose (2)

You will notice that I changed the title to this. I decided that the "prologue" was too big to be a prologue so instead it will be a short story in itself. I basically plan on "Farts of the Wild" to be my magnus opus for fan fiction. It will span the entire timeline of Breath of the Wild, from before Calamity Ganon to after Link rescues Zelda. It will be the biggest piece of fan fiction I will ever write.

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November Story - Thanksgiving Stuffing (Ch. 4 - Final)

Thanksgiving had officially become my favorite holiday. Even besides the whole Beth thing, I associated it with fond memories. Well, maybe it was because of Beth. I associated Thanksgiving with finding time to play video games and hanging out with Uncle Joe as well. The house always smelled of cooked turkey, stuffing, sweet potatoes with marshmallows, and other good food.

Beth would always overeat, and then even belched in front of the family without excusing herself. I have a random me...

November Story - Thanksgiving Stuffing (Ch. 3)

I saw Beth two times the following year when I turned seven. That year she married Uncle Joe. I remember bits and pieces of the wedding but it wasn’t like I got to see her that often that day anyway. I was mostly bored and restless. She did look wonderful though. Her dress wasn’t too flamboyant and for the first time ever I saw her without her glasses, since she wore contacts. She had her hair tied back and her face never looked more divine. During the reception, I hoped to see her bloate...

November Story - Thanksgiving Stuffing (Ch. 2)

When you’re a kid, waiting a whole year for one measly holiday to happen feels like an eternity. Meanwhile, everything flies by when you’re an adult. A year now feels like a month.

I never cared much for Thanksgiving until that fateful year I met Beth Hargrave. I started to think about bellies and women eating a lot. Things got weirder when I became fixated on specific cartoon episodes that included bloated bellies. This included, but were not limited to, the “Bat Pack” episode ...

November Story - Thanksgiving Stuffing (Ch. 1)

A little late on the Thanksgiving story but here is chapter 1.

I was five years old when I first met Beth Hargrave. Back then, she was dating my uncle after he divorced, and they were engaged. I was too young at the time to know why but my uncle had an awful toxic relationship with his first wife. I didn’t really know the details until much later in life. But that doesn’t matter for the sake of this story. This is about Beth Hargrave.

I still remember the first Than...

aiming to finish the year strong

Hey all. Don't worry, still here writing. I will get you something delicious to read for Thanksgiving. 

As aforementioned, my life has been wobbly the past couple months. I meant to do more polls but that fell through. I am instead going to pick and choose November's and December's stories myself. Got an idea for both.

All in all, I aim to have every month's story finished before the year ends. That's the main goal. Posts might be scattered and not in order of the right mont...

October Story - A Sugar-Free Halloween (Chapter 3, Final)

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I apologize if this overall story seems rushed. With everything going on lately that I mentioned, I found it difficult to write through it. But here it is. Consider this a prototype. I will definitely go back and bulk up this story. Regardless of how rushed it is, I hope you all enjoy. Happy Halloween!

With the beers, Rob’s flask, and Lawrence’s joint all finished, Emilia needed some support by the time they arrived at the diner. It was much more crowded tha...

October Story - A Sugar-Free Halloween (Chapter 2)

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I would suggest you re-read the last quarter of Chapter 1. I changed some stuff slightly, notably "Annie" is now "Kayla".

The suburbs around Brappaport were quiet middle-class income house, the stuff one saw in movies like Home Alone and Hocus Pocus. The air carried a crisp scent of leaves and chimney smoke. Emilia loved that smell.

As they left the college grounds and ventured down the sidewalk in the dimly lit streets, they came up with the rules for th...

October Story - A Sugar-Free Halloween (Ch. 1)

Sequel to College Gas 101!

Emilia Bankowski took another swig of Corona and felt her senses swirl as it traveled down her throat and filled up her stomach. She was feeling number by the minute, so the fullness was going away. Pretty soon, she wouldn’t be aware of how full she was, and would keep filling herself up with more food and drink.

After having gone through their first college party with the rugby team, Rob’s Halloween party down the hall seemed like a walk in the par...

quick update

Hey all. If you haven't read my Twitter, just been going through some stuff, and also recently learned that my cat is dying. She's been a huge part of the family, and been with me as I matured into an adult. So it's been a bit of a mess lately among other things.

I promise you though that I will be posting more for this patreon before the month ends. (Also be on the lookout on my DA for a Halloween themed-story I have in mind. )

Keep on keeping on.

September Story: LoZ: Farts of the Wild - A Princess Lets Loose (1)

Hey everyone. We're gonna jump around a bit multitasking stories. I'm also fucking sick again, so that has been holding me down. This is the one year I've been sick so often in a long time. Fucking covid and shit. I'm still working on stuff in the background at a snail's pace but I promise to keep posting every month!

Once again, this was the story that won the poll for September. Farts of the Wild is one big project I have. It's pretty much a novel-length fanfic I have in mind that fo...

August Story - Coffee Time (Chapter 1)

Before I knew who she was, Barbara Rodriguez was a regular at my local Starbucks. It’s funny because I’m not even a coffee drinker. I go there primarily to write my stories, especially my fetish stories, since I feel awkward being at home with my little brother wondering what I’m doing at my computer all day long.

I’m the kind of writer who needs visual stimulation while they write. I can’t be cooped up in my bedroom for long. I need to see and hear people as I conjure up the ...

September Story Poll

August story will be late, but here are some ideas for September.

July Story - Metroid: The Biggest Bounty (Chapter 4, Final)

Life Solutions was located in a desolate solar system. The space station was a large circular structure, rotating ever so slowly. There were no markings or lettering on it, not even numbers, a further sign that they stuck to anonymity.

Samus nearly didn’t respond to the ship’s alert. She was disheveled, naked, and still in bed. Her pussy was red from the pounding SR29008 gave her. She didn’t even realize that she spent the last remaining time on the trip fucking the metroid. It be...