Youtube Early Access - Your Best Friend Teaches You How To Make Sushi
In this weeks, next week's audio I teach you sushi and help kiss your burn better.
2023-06-12 21:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
GED Audio posts
The Poems Of Shelly - The Euganean Hills
In the first of two poetry posts this month, we have a full 20 minute long epic from the gothic master himself.
2023-06-06 17:53:44 +0000 UTC View PostYoutube Early Access - Meeting A Cute Brit At The Farmers Market
In this week's next week's audio i get stuck under an avalanche of tomatoes. Again.
2023-06-05 18:34:25 +0000 UTC View PostWhy I always need to beta
Sorry guys there was mistake on the audio that went live earlier. I'll reupload in a couple of hours when I'm home
2023-06-05 16:30:25 +0000 UTC View PostFollow me down
To where the buttercups grow tall
Lie down with me and I'll kiss you
Until the long grass slowly sways
Analysing Shakespeare's Sonnets - 140-154 - Final
An Extra long final episode of Analysing Shakespeare - Shakespeare is a very unhappy Nice Guy, you may not like him as much after listening to this one.
Also some slightly out of place sounding sonnets get in there. Which shows us an insight into a younger Shakespeare.
The big question: Where do we go next? Answers in the comments.
2023-05-30 20:31:12 +0000 UTC View PostEarly Access - [M4F] Finding Your Best Friend's Teenage Letter To You [Friends To Lovers]
A few hours later than usual, but I promise worth the wait, here is "this week's next week's" Audio.
We've been friends since school, I'm moving away and need some help moving all my stuff, you naturally volunteer, but then find an old letter I'd forgotten I wrote to you so long ago...
2023-05-29 20:49:46 +0000 UTC View PostBehind The Scenes - T'is This A Fish?!
So a couple of months back I brought out an audio where we awere at the theater, and I needed some dialog on the stage so to speak in the backround. So I recorded this.
So here you go, here's the actual live recording of Act II Scene III of The Tragic Historie Of Prince Algenon's Piscine Endevour
2023-05-29 18:03:21 +0000 UTC View PostBonus Early Access - Voicemail: Your Long Distance British Boyfriend Misses You
Yes, there will be two audios on youtube next week, and you get them this week!
This is just a short one, hence it being a bonus. A quick little VM from your British BF telling you just how much he misses you.
Youtube Early Access - Your English Boyfriend Comforts Your Beautiful Body
In this week's next week's audio I come home to see you looking in the mirror in funk. So I provide cuddles and reassurange about how damn beautiful you really are.
2023-05-22 15:48:37 +0000 UTC View PostRomantic Meditation - Your Beautiful Brain (No Music)
This month we focus on self-love again, but this time of our brains rather than our bodies.
This is the version with no backing Music
2023-05-18 20:16:53 +0000 UTC View PostRomantic Meditation - Your Beautiful Brain
This month we focus on self-love again, but this time of our brains rather than our bodies.
2023-05-18 20:13:42 +0000 UTC View PostYoutube Early Access - Meeting Your New Adorkable British Neighbour
In this week's 'next week's' audio, your doorbell rings for you to find the man who just moved in next door is quite delightfully British...
2023-05-15 16:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe Poems Of Shelley - Volume 6
More fragments, and the infamous Ozymandes
2023-05-12 13:58:37 +0000 UTC View PostYoutube Early Access - Reconnecting with your Ex-English Professor
Your out shopping when you bump in to your old English Professor from college. With his adorable Britishness that you never quite got over...
2023-05-08 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe flowers start to bloom
The air is changing
The countryside is coming alive
The world of waking up for us
Just for us
Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 39
Lizzy has so much to say...
2023-05-04 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostEarly Access - Mr. Darcy tends to you while you are sick
Here's this weeks "next weeks" SFW audio.
In this one I am outright playing Mr. Darcy and you my dear wife who was a cold. Whilst making many references to the Bennet family and Pride and Prejudice I deliberately don't call you by name so as to give you the freedom to imagine yourself as Lizzy or self-insert as you see fit.
2023-05-01 16:00:14 +0000 UTC View PostGrays Land - Episode 11 - Finale
It's the day of the trial, and the Grays have pulled out a final slander on you. But... I have a plan...
2023-04-25 15:32:19 +0000 UTC View PostEarly Access - British Boy Confesses he loves your curves over Voicemail
Here you all go again, early access to next week's Youtube Audio.
In this one, I'm a good friend of yours and finally confess my feelings over a voicemail i intend to delete... but will I?
2023-04-24 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPride And Prejudice- Chapter 38
Because Collins HAD to have his parting word.
And by word we mean words.
Lots of them
Bloody Collins.
2023-04-20 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostBritish Student Confesses To You In a Bookshop
Here you are, next weeks SFW RP audio in advance. We are students at the same college, one day we just happen to be in the same bookshop at the same time, and secrets come out.
2023-04-17 16:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostRomantic Meditation - We Choose To Be Part Of Time (No Music)
This month we focus on how stressful many of us find the concept of time and reframe it as a superpower.
This is the version without backing music
Romantic Meditation - We Choose To Be Part Of Time
This month we focus on how stressful many of us find the concept of time and reframe it as a superpower.
2023-04-13 17:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostEarly Access - Adorkable British Baker Boy Confesses To You
Here's next weeks SFW Youtube audio. A cute Confession this time
"Everyday after work you stop at the bakery, the cute British boy there always knows what kind of day you've had depending what you buy, today though he accidentally confesses how much he likes seeing you every day..."
Early Access - Nice Things To Help You Sleep
As I've been hinting, I'm about to launch a new SFW Audio channel on Youtube. And you, lovely Patrons will be getting early access to each of them. This one will actually be going online quite soon, but I'm aiming to have the others with you a week in advance.
Here is a wonderful sleep aid, written by the talented u/lilbrat (who has given permission for early access here) for you to enjoy before the wider world gets a chance!
Pride and Prejudice Chapter 37
Current Mood: Wanting to go home but having to talk to Lady Catherine De Bough....
2023-04-06 17:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThe Poetry Of Shelly: 5
Shelley composes a ballad to his infant son and pontificates on Satan. Standard really.
2023-04-03 11:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThat spring evening light
The way it catches the leaves as they grow
Let's walk together darling
Hand in hand
Pride And Prejudice Omnibus - Chapters 16-30
I did not do the best job editing this, you can hear the end of the music at the beginning of each chapter (full music only at begging of audio) so I'll try get you all a better version soon.
For now though, please enjoy the second 15 chapters of Austen's masterpiece in a single audio