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Shakespeare's Sonnets 81-90

In these next ten sonnets, we see the Bard become more morose over the rivalry he has for  affections of his 'fair youth' with another poet. Leading him to in one case suggest that the affair is over in the famous sonnet 87.  

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Handling Baggage - Episode 5

A slightly shorter but no less dramatic (in fact more so) episode of the original serial romance. At the end of last episode we were in a very awkward position, and now... well... some time has passed.

CW: Ghosting

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Comfort Audio: Knowing Your Strengths, Accepting Your Weaknesses

While this audio is aimed specifically at the Neurodiverse among us, I think everyone should be able to find some comfort and inspiration in this.

We all have areas in which we excel and those in which we struggle. In this audio I aim to help you accept those weaknesses as a beautiful part of who you are, and aid your mental health as a result.

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Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 15

The girls take Mr. Collins to Meryton and meet with several officers, including a dashing stranger named Mr. Wickham

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Bonus: Sonnets 71 & 72 - in the original pronounciation

Just a little bonus for all levels. For the big NSFW audio, I'll be releasing this month, I've been learning the original pronunciation of Shakespeare. 

Here is Sonnets 71-72 in the original pronunciation.

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Shakespeare's Sonnets 71-80

The Bard is getting co-dependent on his fair youth's affections. And somewhat morbid, before discovering in sonnet 80 that there is another writing about his beloved

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Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 14

Mr. Collins continues to enjoy the Bennets' hospitality - and Mrs. Bennet's opinion of him changes considerably when he reveals he intends on marrying one of their daughters.

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Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 13

The Bennet Family are reunited at Lambourne just in time for a visit from Mr. Collins. A vicar and Cousin to Mr. Bennet who due to the matter of entail - is set to inherit the estate...

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Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 12

In this short chapter, Jane and Elizabeth make their leave of Netherfield for now. Much to the disappointment of Mr. Bingley, and relief of Mr. Darcy

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Free Comfort Audio - The World Has Problems, You Are Divine

[M4A][Direct to Listener][Backing Music][Affirmations][ASMR?][Breathing Exercise]

In response to current world events, I'm releasing this audio which would normally be an exclusive for my Patreons for free to anyone who needs it. I help you relax, put matters into perspective, and give you comfort to help accept and move through the feelings of anxiety and sorrow you may be feeling. 

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Handling Baggage - Episode 4

The forth episode of my serial romance. It's been a week or so since we nearly kissed in the city. We haven't seen each other since, and it ends up being you who takes the initiative to call on me. Unfortunately... I'm a little busy at the time...

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Pride And Prejudice: Chapter 11

Jane is finally recovered enough to leave her room. Not that we pay much attention to that as Darcy and Lizzy get feral again.

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Shakespeare's Sonnets - 61-70

Continuing our journey through the early poetry of the Bard; we find a much more melancholy Shakespeare. One who bemoans the corruption of society, and believes his 'fair youth' the only thing that makes life worthwhile.

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Comfort Audio: The Reality Of Anxiety

Accepting your feelings and letting them pass. Rather than fighting the feelings, we acknowledge them and let them melt into peace. 

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Pride And Prejudice: Chapter 10

Another evening at Netherfield and it starts to become apparent to us that Elizabeth and Darcy need to get a damned room.

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Handling Baggage - Episode 3

The Third episode of my original serial romance Handling Baggage. You and I realise that we seem to have made a mistake on leaving the airport. We are going to meet up in the city to fix the problem, a cup of coffee is a perfectly innocent thing after all. Isn't it?

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Manflu!

Darling,

I've come down with a rather nasty bug and still haven't shaken it off. I am still planning on uploading Episode 3 of Handling Baggage before the end of the month but will depend a bit in how long this horrible thing sticks around for.

If I'm not able to make good on my promise of minimum one episode a month I promise you WILL get two episodes next month

Love and paracetamol

Ged xx

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Shakespeare's Sonnets - 51-60

The Bard continues to write longing letters to his 'fair youth' as circumstances continue to keep them separate. He speaks of how he longs so much for his love that even his horse walks slowly as it parts the bard from him. Furthermore, things get a bit kinky in 57&58 as Shakespeare goes full mSub comparing himself to a slave longing for his masters return!

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Comfort Audio - The Ripples You Make

I know you've had a hard day, and it can feel like nothing you do matters. But that is not true my darling - everything you do has an effect and when you see it from a distance, it is so, so, beautiful.

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Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 9

Mrs Bennet joins the company at Netherfield and Elizabeth does her best to try to cover for her mothers lack of etiquette.


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Pride And Prejudice: Chapter 8

Still caring for her sister at Netherfield, Elizabeth converses with the others and enters into a debate with Darcy about what makes a woman accomplished.

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Shakespeare's Sonnets - Sonnets 43-50

A slightly shorter selection as the last audio had two extra ones. In these eight sonnets the Bard explores more his relationship with the 'fair youth' and deals with their current separation - as well as fears that his beloved has found another...

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Pride And Prejudice - Chapter 7

The youngest Bennet girls are all excitement at the arrival of officers in town, and after being asked to lunch with the Bingley girls at Netherfield, Jane catches an illness...


(Merry Xmas everyone x)

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Handling Baggage - Episode Two

The second episode of my original serial romance Handling Baggage. After you and I meet at the airport on the way to Manchester, I end up falling asleep on the plane after all. However, I've made some assumptions - that lead to some very awkward mistakes...

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Bonus Improv: Driving Home For Christmas

For some of us, the holidays can be a stressful time. In this scenario, we play fiances on their way to your parents house for the holidays. 


Recorded on my phone while driving so the sound isn't great. But I hope you enjoy x

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Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 6

Another dance, and wit flies with sparks as Elizabeth and Darcy meet again...

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Pride And Prejudice: Chapter 5

We are introduced to the Lucas family - and Elizabeth's friend Charlotte Lucas when they visit Lambourne to discuss the recent ball.

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Shakespeare's Sonnets: 31-42

Two extra sonnets this time! Because 39-42 are all connected sonnets I thought it would be a shame to cut it in the middle of one. The next eight will be up soon as well. In these ones The Bard continues to flatter the Fair Youth, but begins to seek the affections of a female as well, and perhaps has a falling out with one of his beloveds.

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Little update

Hello my beautiful patrons. I just wanted to start by thanking you all for helping make my dream a reality. 

I've got a lot of extra studio time this week with no distractions so will be recording a lot of New content for you all. 


Please do let me know any other content you'd like to see. One new bonus I'll be doing for those at Dearest Darling level is done accompanying audio that explains the context and indeed content of the Sonnets. Nothing huge, but just...

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Pride And Prejudice: Chapter 4

Alone together, Jane and Elizabeth discuss Mr. Bingley and how well matched it would appear he and Jane are. The relationship between Bingley and Darcy is explored.

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