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The Empress Can’t Communicate: Chapter 2

Picking Up The Pieces

Leaning against the window near his bed, Eon sat atop the rough sheets as he stared unseeing to the world outside. Three Millennia, that was how long he had spent as sleep after the gods toyed with his soul and pulled him in their twisted plans. Three Millennia of his life gone just like that merely from their whim alone. Did his life mean nothing to them?

Then again, why should they care? It was he who walked into their domain after all. I...

Somewhere Over The Rainbow: Chapter 4

Chapter 4

Summer wasn't sure how long she could keep on going. With her back against some rubble and her breathing ragged, she peered out of her cover, gazing out to the dust cloud that had been kicked up from all the gunfire and explosives thrown around; Nothing but dust and the soft glow of the slowly spreading fire. Not good.

"Just how the hell is that girl," She hissed, "It's like I'm fighting the whole Atlassian Arsenal." The girl probably shot more bullet...

Somewhere Over The Rainbow: Chapter 3 Revised

Chapter 3

Just before the break of dawn, at first light, Charon and Summer broke camp, preparing for the journey to the nearest village. While Charon had some reservations about leaving his boat and some of his gear behind, it wasn't just feasible to lug it around. They were simply too bulky and there were better things he could carry like his provisions and his gun.

Abandoning what he couldn't carry in the miniature fort, he sets off looking to cover as much g...

The Uchiha Incident: Chapter 9

The Thunderer Who Rule The Sky

Taku rubbed the sore spot in her forearm as she walked out of the doctor's office. Finally, it was over. "Take it easy now, Taku-chan!" Her assigned physician called out from behind her, "And absolutely no exercise for the week!"

"Yeah, yeah," She muttered as she trudged off with a scowl on her lips. She wasn't made of glass. Having lived here for quite some time now, she was no stranger to getting her blood drawn. After all, she ...

June Polls 2025

Welcome my back my beloved patrons. It's that time of the month again! A new a month has arrived and with it, comes a new wave of updates~ Before we get down to voting, let's look back on the previous month shall we?

I kinda wish I could have written more honestly. Hitting those walls was not fun though. It was frustrating, but I can't have that stop me from writing more. We have a whole new month ahead of us and more chapters to write!

Let's get the May 2025 Polls started!

The Uchiha Incident: Interlude 1

Lightning Strikes True

As the Raikage, it was A's job to lead the village. That also meant that he was the one that dealt with most of the headaches that came with that. Most of the time, it was making sure that the village had enough cash to keep things running, or maybe he'd have to crack a few skulls. Sometimes, it was a little bit more complicated than that.

Hands clasped together, A brooded over his latest headache as he stared at the report before him. He...

The Uchiha Incident: Chapter 8

Will To Live

If Taku wanted to be a strong ninja, she needed balance. She needed not only a sound mind, but a sound body as well. Balance was the key to power and if she was going to become strong, she needed to push herself in both ends. One cannot lag behind the other as the imbalance could impede her growth, something she found out early on.

Having been reborn in this world, she had always had an imbalance. Her body lagged far behind her developed mind. Muste...

Just A Bit of Mayhem: Chapter 3

Chapter 3

As much as she wanted to enjoy the sights and scenery back home, she still had business to attend to. Fuyuki awaits and if she was going to win this war, she had to be there before the rest of the competitors arrived. How else was she going to rig the war to her favor?

Fighting back a yawn, she mumbled, "So sleepy." Clinging to Atlanta for support, she stumbled along. Only the caffeine in her blood and the warmth of the morning sun against her skin kep...

Seoul Kitchen: Side Dish 7 Part 2

It’s Cheaper Than Whey 2

The thing about the Animals as a gang was that they never ever come alone. They always come in packs. It’s what made them a formidable force inside the concrete jungle that was Night City. They always had each other's back when things went to shit. 

Unfortunately for Chef, that was exactly what was causing his current headache. There were simply far too many of them hanging around his shop. Wiping the sweat dripping down ...

Seoul Kitchen: Side Dish #7 Part 1

It's Cheaper Than Whey 1

Making muscle wasn't just about lifting weights, it was also making sure that you had enough rest to recover and have the adequate amount of food to fuel the body. Diet wasn't just essential to gains, it was the key to it. How else was the body going to build all those muscles in the first place? It just couldn't magically bring all those nutrients into existence.

Thus, a strictly monitored and regulated meal plan was needed. "...

Somewhere Over The Rainbow: Chapter 3

Chapter 3

Just before the break of dawn, at first light, Charon and Summer broke camp, preparing for the journey to the nearest village. While Charon had some reservations about leaving his boat and some of his gear, it wasn't just feasible to lug it around. They were simply too bulky and there were better things he could carry like his provisions and his gun.

Abandoning what he couldn't carry in the miniature fort, he sets off looking to cover as much ground b...

I got another warning on Profiteering Ch 8

So yeah... for those wondering where the hell Profiteering Ch 8 went, this is what happened. I am currently stumped as I barely had anything you can even say is lewd here. I'm starting to feel like Profiteering is getting targeted, but that might be my paranoia talking.

Anyways, for anyone looking to read it, I'm just going to post links from now on. I might also move over to SubscribeStar because I'm getting rather cagey here... Like man, this is terrifying. I actually wonder if ther...

May Polls 2025 (Now w/ Seoul Kitchen!)

(A/N: OH FUCK, I FORGOT TO ADD SEOUL KITCHEN. I'm really sorry. )

Welcome my back my beloved patrons. It's that time of the month again! A new a month has arrived and with it, comes a new wave of updates~ Before we get down to voting, let's look back on the previous month shall we?

Urk, not gonna lie. March and April was a bit of a dozy. Fortunately, I think I managed to catch up on things so we're back in business! I wonder what this month would bring? Technically, since I just ...

May Polls 2025

Welcome my back my beloved patrons. It's that time of the month again! A new a month has arrived and with it, comes a new wave of updates~ Before we get down to voting, let's look back on the previous month shall we?

Urk, not gonna lie. March and April was a bit of a dozy. Fortunately, I think I managed to catch up on things so we're back in business! I wonder what this month would bring? Technically, since I just made those two Uchiha Chapters on whim, they're still on the running. Th...

Edgerunner DxD: Chapter 3

Queen 1

Akeno had always liked the rain. Perhaps it was just her familiarity with the elements, but there was something soothing about the gentle pitter patter of raindrops against her umbrella as she walked down a busy street. Still, as much as she wanted to enjoy her stroll, she had to hurry along. The day had just ended after all and now was the time to unwind.

As throngs of office workers and students poured into the streets, Akeno found herself in a famili...

Dog Emergency

Might be delayed for a day cause Family Dog is having health problems. Couldn't sleep well. Sorry for the delay

Profiteering From Magical Girls: Chapter 7 Alternative

For The Things We Love

What started off a purely transactional affair between us quickly blossomed into something so much more. Hands wrapped around Utena, I pressed my lips against hers, kissing her roughly as our hands roamed each other's forms. I couldn't get enough of her.

Clothes quickly started flying as my shirt quickly joined her bra; Things were getting out of hand. Feeling her bare chest against my own and her lips pressing against my collar as she pus...

Profiteering Chapter 7 Under Review

To those looking forward to reading it, the post in currently under review. I apologize for the inconvenience. I have to edit it so no lewds!... Yeah, the whole point of the chapter. God damn it... anyways, here's a link.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Z2gxsFb46IubMMI_7GEEHIlRbsJT1jExnwwsuLAs6z8/edit?tab=t.0

The Uchiha Incident: Chapter 7

Fist of Friendship

Staring down on the counter as it ticked down, Taku sighed. "Maybe this was a bad idea," She groaned as she crouched down and despaired over her failure. She was already twenty minutes in yet she was nowhere close to her goals of getting those two to team up.

Admittedly, it was a hare-brained scheme from the start; A mere aping of Kakashi's little test. She had hoped that by giving them a challenge, that they would be forced to team up if the...

The Uchiha Incident: Chapter 6

Mending Hearts

When Kiara first saw Taku, she knew she was special. There was just something about this girl, this air of mystery around her, that drew her in. She wasn't sure if it was the way she held herself or how composed and sure she was, but Kiara couldn't help but just want to admire her.

Like a moth drawn to a fire, she made strides to know her, but perhaps she had drawn too close as she found herself in the fight for her life. Lungs burning, she ran, ...

The Uchiha Incident: Chapter 5

Bridging Gaps

That girl, Shuten, saw her eyes. There was no denying it. She could see it with the way she looked at her while she sat there, grinning at her from across the room. She knew, or maybe she was just probably amused at Taku's current situation. Either way, Taku was not a happy camper as she found herself in between two bickering idiots.

"Taku's my friend so I get to sit with her!" Shouted Ami as she stomped angrily. Teeth barred and fuming, her frien...

Do you guys mind if I make an Uchiha Chapter?

Since we skipped voting this month to catch up on stuff, we do have a bit more leeway. Is it ok if we go try and make another chapter? it's supposed to be a 2.5k Chapter. Nothing to crazy. Just something to give to the newer patrons?

Somewhere Over The Rainbow: Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Taking a deep breath, Charon sighed. This was a lot to take in, but he was already knee deep in this mess. If he planned to ever get out of this in one piece, he needed shit together. That, however, was easier said than done.

Glancing over at the indent in the ground where the huge monster that had attacked them once laid, he shivered. That was more than enough reminder of the trouble he found himself in. Thankfully, he wasn't alone in all this.
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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: Prologue [Hazbin Hotel SI]

Prologue

I don’t belong here! Those were the words that often came out of people’s mouths the first time they woke up in hell and why wouldn’t it be? Hell was an awful place filled with Sinners and Demons alike. A place where the law of the land is in the hands of those powerful enough to enforce it. A place where all good things come to die. It was not a nice place. 

Most often than not though, those that do wake up here deserve it. This was hell after...

Just A Bit Of Mayhem: Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Just like in any war, preparation was the key to success and what better way to do so than to gather supplies. As such, she had taken liberty raiding the family's coffers (after shouting at the old bastard) to do just that.

Sitting in the backseat of one of her family's cars, she hummed a half forgotten tune as the castle's butler drove her and her servant to the nearby town. The car they used wasn't one of the faster ones in the garage, being the one...

Just A Bit Of Mayhem: Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Just as she had expected, Grandfather was not happy. Summoned to her grandfather's study Illya and her recently summoned servant sat before the man as he berated her for her failings. "Years of training and countless resources down the drain and for what, to satisfy some childish whim!?"

Taking a sip from my cup to hide the smile on my face, I replied, "Whatever could you mean, Grandfather? Didn't I summon a servant three months in advance just as you ...

The Empress Can’t Communicate: Chapter 1

Chapter 1 

At first there was nothing, then there was fire.

Like the gaping maw of a hungering beast, the sky tore open before the all the consuming warp spilled out and tore worlds asunder. Men, women, children, it mattered little. Like some great flood, it swept everything away, swallowing the stars and spelling the doom of the once great Aeldari Empire. 

Stone turned to flesh, people warped into all manners of shapes, and even the air itself tur...

Just A Bit Of Mayhem: Prologue [Fate/Stay Night Illya SI]

Prologue

She should be asleep right now.

She should have gone to bed hours ago, yet here she was humming merely as she scribbled arcane symbols upon the cold marble floor.

It was a fine floor as well, one she could see her reflection against. A shame that she didn't have any other floors. She would have marked another with her chalk if she had the luxury, but here she was stuck with her bedroom.

Her grandfather was awfully stingy when it came to ...

March 2025 Poll Winners

Before I forget, the poll winners for this month and what I was supposed to write for before everything gets derailed is "Profiteering From Magical Girls" and "The Empress Can't Communicate"

Possible Delay on Next Months Voting

Might have to delay or just postpone next month voting just to catch up on all the stuff I have to write this month. Sorry for the inconvenience.