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Profiteering From Magical Girls: Chapter 10

Work School Love Life Balance

School wasn't as half bad as I thought it'd be. Oh sure it was annoying that I'd have to sit in class and relearn things I already know, but the rest of it was fine. I just had to make sure I kept a good work, study and life balance but that was easier said than done.

“I'm really sorry sensei!” I apologized profusely as I bowed lowly to my teacher. Another day, another assignment I somehow missed; This time being an english essay....

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Fuck That! I'm Going To Be A Rogue Trader Instead: Chapter 11

Meeting You At The World's End

For all the gloominess and grit this galaxy had to offer, it could be a surprisingly silly place. Like how strange was it to find a popular bar located deep inside the iron ring of a Forge World? The bowels of a shipyard wasn't exactly where one searched for a good drink, but here he was, standing amongst the colorful patrons of the bar.

With the heady scent of alcohol in the air and the din of laughter, music and hushed whispers a...

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Fuck That! I'm Going To Be A Rogue Trader Instead!: Chapter 10

The Iron Rings of Janus IV

Janus VI was a harsh world, one whose atmosphere was choked by smog while its surface was pitted with vast mines and scarred by industry. With sprawling factories spewing toxic fumes and sending plumes of fire into the toxic soup that is its atmosphere, the planet was a hellscape; An antithesis to life itself. Yet for all its ugliness, Octavian couldn't turn his eyes away from the sight before him.

"You know, I really should hate this,"...

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January Polls 2026

Welcome my back my beloved patrons. It's that time of the month again! A new a month has arrived and with it, comes a new wave of updates. Before we get down to voting, let's look back on the previous month shall we?

So adjustment period to new job was a bit rough, but I can still write! Just a bit slower. I've also been thinking of splitting the vote to two (1 small fic chapter fic + 1 regular chapter fic) but not yet mostly because of how much harder it is to write a +5k chapter. Sti...

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The False Book of Darknes: Chapter 4

Let's Talk

Ok, I encountered Panacea and now she was on to me. It was no big deal, right? Oh who am I kidding. I screwed up big time, but no matter! Just because there was a slight hiccup with my plan doesn't mean I can't unscrew it up.

I just had to stay calm and act like nothing happened, something which I was making headway as I slipped out of the main office with the principal guiding me out the door. “I assure you it won't happen again.”

Freaking ou...

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The Book of Darkness: Chapter 3

Back to School

It was fun to imagine yourself waking up in another world and living out a life of romance and adventure. What wasn’t fun was dealing with all the little things that came along with it. From all the physical changes that come with the new body to responsibilities you didn't know you had till they hit you right in the face, there doesn't seem to be any end in sight to the headaches I had to deal with.

The grass really wasn’t any greener on the ot...

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Fuck That! I'm Going To Be A Rogue Trader Instead: Chapter 9

Crossroads

The Battle for the Port of Selene ended as soon as it began and it was all thanks to his sister's hubris. She had walked right into his trap and it blew right at her face, literally with the loyalists' ships laying fire upon her section of the port.

It was a high price, one that left much of the station in ruins thanks to the large batteries brought to bear against the harbor, but they had won the first engagement of the war. The momentum of the war...

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The Empress Can't Communicate: Chapter 9

Impulse Purchase Part 1

Now Eon wasn't a stranger to impulse buy, having to deal with his childhood friend's quirkiness. Heck, Iyanna made far more reckless decisions (one which led to him and Iyanna having to serve as minstrels in a market, but that was a tale for another time.). He was used to it, but doesn't mean he can't be frustrated about it.

Taking a deep breath, he sighed, "Ok, this is not the end of the world." It's not like they were in a hurry. They'd...

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Short Delay 2-3 Days Due to IRL Stuff

Moving over to another city for a job and it's going to take me a bit to adjust. Will be writing, just a bit slower cause of new routine. I hope you guys understand. Sorry for the delay.

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The False Book of Darkness: Chapter 2

Monday Blues

Blue sheets, blue wallpapers, blue furniture and blue books. Everywhere I looked, I could find blue and so would the bathroom I found myself as I freshen up. "He really loves his blue, doesn't he?" I whispered as I dried my hair after the much needed cold shower before climbing up a short step and stared at the stranger in the mirror.

Eyeing the delicate features of the young teen before me, I watched as their hands moved, mirroring my own. Was thi...

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The False Book of Darkness: Chapter 1

Rude Awakening

You know that thing where you forget what you were supposed to be doing after you passed through a doorway? It's as if every sense and meaning just slips away, leaving you wondering why you were there in the first place. What's worse was how often the answers just linger at the tip of your tongue.

As frustrating as it was, I was used to it. It was just something I had to deal with on a daily basis, melding in with my daily routines, but never di...

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The False Book of Darkness: Prologue

Prologue

Quiz Time! What's the first thing you should do if you somehow find yourself in the fictional setting of Brockton Bay? That's right! You keep your head down, avoid eye contact, and generally stay out of trouble. That should at least get you enough time to get to a police station to sort things out cause lord knows the city is cursed.

From the random druggies in the street to superpowered neo-nazi's lording over entire neighborhoods, danger lurked at ev...

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December Polls 2025

Welcome my back my beloved patrons. It's that time of the month again! A new a month has arrived and with it, comes a new wave of updates. Before we get down to voting, let's look back on the previous month shall we?

Ok, aside from that one chapter of Empress that I still need to write, I think November went well? Just need to make sure I keep writing and get better sleep this December so I could post more chapters.

Oh yeah, about the two recent chapters of Lawman. Turns out, I ...

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The Lawman: Chapter 5

From Swords to Plowshears

With the sun bearing down on their heads, and the vast open fields of Carcan stretching out endlessly before them, Mutt wondered what the hell he and squad were doing out here. It's been months since his legion was reunited with their primarch, months where they did nothing but menial work and errands.

Yes, they had cattle to herd, civilians to protect, and new recruits to train, but why did they have to do all this? "Because son,"...

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The Lawman: Chapter 4

From Swords to Plowshares

They were being pulled away from the front, every last one of them were. There was no fanfare nor insults hurled by the lackey sent by the Imperial Administration, just an order from the very top itself; All Head Hunters were to report to the nearest transport hub so they could be processed and shipped off to their new destination.

It was an entirely unprecedented call, one which sent rumors flying as an air of unease settled amongst th...

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Somewhere Over The Rainbow: Chapter 9

Don't Fear the Reaper

Summer was no stranger to close calls, having scraped by quite the number of them over the years as a huntress. That ambush however, which their transport had barely limped away from, might just be the closest, one that brought memories she wished she never had to remember.

With just a single engine still working and almost half the plane missing, it was a miracle that they managed to slip away to safety. If not for Ozpin's quick thinking,...

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Seoul Kitchen: Side Dish 8 Part 2

Catering Madness 2

Chef was no stranger to large crowds. He deals with them on the regular back in the Kitchen so a party shouldn't be a problem. That was what he thought, until his eyes gazed upon the throngs of people that gathered under the shadow of one of the towering Megabuilding Hub which dominated the Arroyo sub-district skyline.

"That's a lot of people…" Mained whistled as their ride was waved through the checkpoint manned by 6th Street Gang members, ...

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Dragon Slayer: Prologue [High School DxD SI]

Prologue

May you live in interesting things. For such an innocent sounding question, it was quite the terrible curse, one which should be reserved for only the worst of enemies. After all, what was an interesting life if not one filled with woes and tribulation?

Truly, such would be a terrible life, one only reserved for great heroes and villains. They at least have the strength of character or the power to overcome such challenges. For people like him though? ...

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Seoul Kitchen: Side Dish 8 Part 1

Catering Madness

Chef liked to think he was used to the madness of Night City, that he could handle whatever it throws at him and roll with the punches. As he sat there in his living room and stared at the request he had sitting in his inbox, he wondered if he had spoken a bit too early on that matter. Did he jinx himself because this was definitely way above his paygrade.

Dear Chef,

Word's been spreading around town of an up and comer whose food cou...

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Seoul Kitchen: Side Dish 7 Part 3

It's Cheaper Than Whey 3

After the meeting with the animals, things went back to normal. Sure there were a few odd Animals, but they were die hard fans, those who wanted something good to eat rather than those who wanted to bulk up. "The regular?" Chef grinned as his muscle bound regular came next in line.

"Nah, I'm good," The man laughed, taking the joke in stride before he pulled up a small tumbler and gestured towards the kettle, "But mind if I get some of t...

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November Polls 2025

Welcome my back my beloved patrons. It's that time of the month again! A new a month has arrived and with it, comes a new wave of updates. Before we get down to voting, let's look back on the previous month shall we?

November was on the slow end, but I think I did ok? There was that slight hiccup with Chapter 7 of Rogue Trader, but that was the Arc finale so it needed to be well executed. There's is also Seoul Kitchen... will get to that! Really sorry about the delay.

Oh yeah, be...

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Call to Adventure: Chapter 13

Restless

I like to sleep. There was just nothing better than hitting the hay before waking up fresh as daisies that next day. Even a quick nap was a relaxing treat, something which I find myself taking now that I grew larger. Sleep was amazing, but at times, I found it elusive.

Shifting restlessly on my spot inside the dilapidated barn, careful not to wake up the rest of the herd, I found myself painfully awake. No matter how long I closed my eyes nor what posi...

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Call to Adventure: Chapter 12

First Thaw 

Winter was a harsh and unforgiving mistress. With her cold embrace, she choked the life out of the group and steals away the very warmth from the air. She neither cares for the weak nor the strong for she reaps those who stray out into the open for too long. Truly, there was none as cold hearted as she, wreathed in her crown of ice and cloaked in ever white snow.ever

Just like all tyrants, however, her reign was not everlasting. With the lengtheni...

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Fuck That, I'm Going To Be A Rogue Trader Instead!: Chapter 8

Apples of Discord

If someone were to ask Octavian if he ever planned to fight his siblings, he'd tell them they were mad, have them thrown in prison, and possibly executed, before checking if someone found his notes. Sibling rivalries were an all too common occurrence amongst his peers after all, and his family was no different.

Contingency plans were a necessity, not an expectation. Fighting siblings just comes naturally in the territory, but he never expected...

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Fuck That, I'm Going To Be A Rogue Trader Instead!: Chapter 7

My Brave Foolish Knight

Octavian could still remember the day he met Orianne at the ball and what he thought of her the moment she opened her mouth; What an idiot.

She was this loud, impulsive square that had read a bit too many adventure novels and was utterly convinced that she could emulate them, something which was made worse by her family encouraging to live her dreams. She was a disaster and he couldn't stand her.

She was just so overwhelming, espe...

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Magia Mechanica: Prologue [MahoAko X Warhammer 40k Techpriest SI]

Prologue

To have knowledge is to have power. That was the fundamental truth in this universe. Truth was power and through its search across the winding paths laid by the Omnissiah does humanity overcome its limitations.

To yearn for the truth was thus a natural prerogative, a divine purpose that all mankind should aspire to and something which he, as an acolyte of the future priesthood of Iron and Divine Silica, must stoke inside his fellow man.

"Fro...

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Somewhere Over The Rainbow: Chapter 8

The Wizard, the Witch, and the Necromancer

If Charon were to describe how the past few days went, he would describe it as nothing short of chaotic. From having to deal with the last few stubborn ghosts as well as having to pacify a certain bluenette, he was run ragged.

Thankfully, the former was dealt with and the town was finally at peace, or that was what he would have said if he had dealt with the latter as well. "I hate you two so god damn much," Jinx grumb...

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October Polls 2025

Welcome my back my beloved patrons. It's that time of the month again! A new a month has arrived and with it, comes a new wave of updates. Before we get down to voting, let's look back on the previous month shall we?

... Yeah, September was even worst. I hate it, but I do liked how I pushed out those Empress chapters out even though they were slow. I still have to post for Lawman so the second winner would have to be delayed.

Hmm... if I could post out at least one chapter for l...

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The Empress Can't Communicate: Chapter 8

The Bay of Rutt

When he went out to explore, Eon didn't expect much out of it. Maybe he'd find some interesting sights, try out some of the local cuisine, and perhaps have a chat or two with the friendly locals; The typical tourist experience.

Instead, he was met with scorn and regarded with suspicion everywhere he went. It seems that the sight of his ears alone was enough to sour the mood of even the greediest of merchants as he would find as soon as he entered...

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Slight Delay On Polls + Sneak Peak on Next Chapter for

Just trying to get Nate's request on three Chapters for one of the winner's before tossing the polls tommorow-ish and it seems everyone likes the Empress chapters I've been tossing out so... yeah. Sorry about that...

Oh yeah, sneak peak on the next chapters:

"You bought a boat," said Eon as he stared at the Empress

"Yes," she answered.

"It's beat up," he pointed out

"I can fix it," she countered

"It also has no power source," Eon groaned as he reached up...

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