ohlordyitsjordie

Heather, My New Sona Takes Form!

     Over the last few years my life has changed so much, and I've learned so many new things about myself and even how to love myself. I finally got to start HRT for real, I got a new name, I started dyeing my hair and presenting femininely in public, I've come to terms with my CPTSD and DID and have finally begun a journey of healing and self acceptance that I never knew I needed.

     All this to say I'm just not Jordie anymore, figur...

Movie Night Poll (Dec, 8th)

 I think we could all just use a good, goofy time right now so I've curated the choices accordingly.

My PICK THIS COMING SUNDAY'S IS.... 

1977 Surreal J-horror Comedy Classic "House"

One of my all time f...

Been a rough Month, but it's gonna be okay.

I'm sorry the productivity this month dipped, it's been a rough month here in America and the Holidays are always just rough in general for me.

I has some new stuff I'm working on and I'm gonna try to have something posted tonight if I can finish it before midnight.

To anyone else who's been going through it this month just know that we're all in this together and that you'll always have a space place with me. I love you all.

Jordie as Marina (CW: Blood)

"Fear and Hunger 2: Termina" is my current hyper fixation, so I drew this little experimental doodle for myself last month. It's nice to just... get to do self indulgent things now and again.

Marina is my favorite character, because of course she is.

November 2024 Art Poll Winner Ivy

A loose sketch, it was a fun exercise to shake some rust off.

She's riding that rubber dong like there's no tomorrow!

November 2024 Fan Art Poll (There is a theme here...)

Welcome to "FREAKY FEATURES"!

The relaunch is officially... launched!

Welcome to "Freaky Features" the last video store on earth...

Every month we will be serving up new B-movie flavored kink just for you, out loyal customers!

NEW BENIFITS!!!

• Bigger discounts now up to 40% off! (every tier discount has ben upped!)

• Bi-weekly double feature movie nights, and you get to vote on the movies!

• New Prints and Posters...

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New Tier Badges

If it wasn't obvious that I was relaunching the patreon by now, consider this the official behind the stage reveal.

With new badges comes new benefits, bigger discounts, and new offerings. I'm very excited to reveal everything soon enough.

The Next Freaky Double Feature is...

 So from now on for out double feature movie nights, I will be picking one movie while TIER 2 and above get to vote on the other! I'll let everyone vote just this once, since things are in a state of flux.

THIS COMING SUNDAY'S PICK IS.... 

John Carpenter's "PRINCE OF DARKNESS"

Now it's up to...

October 2024 Poll Winner + Announcment!

This is without a doubt my favorite piece I have ever finished. It to me represents so much of the aesthetic and energy I've been trying to synthesize all along. I feel a renewed sense of inspiration that I have been sorely missing for some time now.

In light of this personal milestone, I couldn't help but put a new name on it. I was gonna wait to reveal my new online handle until the big project i've been teasing this month was revealed but I simply had to mark this piece as the first ...

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"Did someone drop these.... what are these for? Wait... Did it say creature in the back?" -Jordie

Legally Distinct Cursed Costume Jordie (WIP)

ha ha OH NO, haha... Please Don't put me in a sexy suit! Anything but THAT! hahaHAhahHahHaaA!

Monroe inspired "Redacted" Poster WIP and an Announcement!

The first of hopefully many mock movie posters!

The B movie shlock theme is something I've been wanting to run with for awhile, and in the embrace of these new ambitions I have decided to start making original/parody/pastiche movie posters.

Soon I'll be opening up a route so that ya'll can submit movie titles that I can then design the posters for. This will be a future tier benefit in the ongoing relaun...

Golden Notions, Lost Forever

"I lost... you know, I lost another day, what I lost was gold, golden notions erased, smoked dreams, phantoms... What I crave is... you know... consolation."
Communion, 1989
Directed by Philippe Mora

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"I think I've see one of Goode's movies before, I think Roz made me watch it. It was shit." -Jordie

The Small Chapel

Contents Under Pressure

by Jeffrey Franken

My Heart is packed so full of love for you

 That I dreamed I exploded, like aerosol cans sometimes do

 I blew with such force that my bones became shrapnel

 And leveled the town, except the small chapel

 My teeth flew like bullets, I didn't know what was happening

 They killed everyone in sight, except for the chaplain

And then, thanks...

Ch...CH...Ch...Changes!

Turn and face the strange.

Legally Distinct Cursed Costume Pin Up!! 2024

Concept is simple, a character has stumbled upon a legally distinct cursed costume and can't take it off until Halloween ends. Hope they didn't forget about the Halloween party! Chastity Alt included, because why shouldn't a cursed costume also come complete with a cage?

What do you think of the new poll flyer?

The Gargoyle thing form Valve Overwatch is cute

just a little treat of myself.

Roz's Collection WIP

POV Roz has invited you to her place after a date to watch a movie, then she just talked your ear off about the virtues of physical media ownership and VHS collecting. Now she's telling you about the about "New French Extremity" or something, sounds kinda messed up.

The plan was supposed to be to do something simple, then I got distracted... Gotta a couple alts in mind too.

This one will probably be on the back burner for just a bit, but I do have plans for it. Oh do I have plans...

September 2024 Fan-Art Poll Winner (Bella)

I've drawn a lot of transfem rats in converse shoes....

Anyway, Bella is always fun to draw. She fits nicely into my aesthetic. I like making her a little muscley, I think it's a kinda sexy.

September Fan-art poll WIP

we gettin there

September Fan-Art Poll 2024

Belated size theft thing poll winner thing

Starting to feel like I have my head on straight again, bit by bit. Feel good to finish something I've been wanting to do even if I'm not completely happy with it.

This specific position with two character of wildly different heights at that specific angle really kicked my ass for a few weeks lol. I'm pretty happy with how the colors came out though. I usually stick with blues/purples, mainly because most of my work takes place at night, but I think having interiors be warmer is a nice ...

Commissions Open! 2 Slots "semi-emergency"

I usually don't advertise on here because like.... you're already paying to be here and all. However with FA still down and a couple weeks before I can start my new job I think I'll have to make an exception.

Please DM here, discord or twitter if your interested!

Who should I polish up first?

Which design would ya'll rather see me finish up first? I'm gonna do both so don't fret about not getting one over the other!

Has science gone too far?

I've been wanting a mad scientist and a mad science homunculus so I killed two birds with one stone! Doktor Wu has actually existed for a long time now in my head, went through a lot of permeations before settling on a direction I ended up really likening.

I think I'll try to spice up the silhouette a bit more in a second design pass, but I already really like the color composition.

Regarding ISO and the Apple Store

For anyone unaware, if you are supporting creators on patreon through the Apple Store (as your payment processor) Apple will be taking 1/3 of the money meant for the artist and creators you love, starting later this year.

If you are supporting me or any other creators via the apple store I would implore you to switch to another payment method ASAP, otherwise 30% of your monthly subscriptions will be stolen right out from under you.

This isn't just about supporting me but ALL the l...

August Pin Up poll Neforpitu

I thought it would be fun is they looked more like a bug under their clothes.... but honesty I think it just kinda ended up a radical design departure, not that I'm complaining. It was a lot of fun to just play with a character without much restraint.

For anyone unfamiliar with HxH or the character, they are actually an ant despite their felineness.

August 2024 Pin-up Poll

I have a lot going on behind the scenes this month, so just a simple cheeky pin-up this time. Choose your vaguely feline poison!