Daily Dally #333
I was shipwrecked. I couldn't believe it, but at least I’d found this tiny string of islands, though I had no idea how. They didn't appear on any map. I should still be days from land. Exploring the main island at first gave me some relief. There was a spring, fruit trees, a surprising amount of wildlife. It was perfect, absolutely perfect. So why the feeling of unease? Why not be happy that I had apparently stumbled upon an ideal spot to wait out eventual rescue?
It far to...
2024-03-10 16:36:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh, thank goodness! Excuse me, sir? I need your help!
A few days ago, I got lost in the woods. I found water easily enough, but no food, not until… I know I shouldn't have done it, but I was so hungry. I found a patch of these weird pink strawberries, and they smelled so good I couldn't help myself. I ate them, all of them. Afterward, I passed out, and when I woke up, I looked like this!
Everything is different now! I'm all fat and bouncy. Look! I'...
2024-03-09 16:30:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Johnson!... Johnson! Can you hear me!?...I don't know. The line is open, but he's not responding. 'What could go wrong' he said. What an asshole!
What do you think could have happened to him?
No clue. He said there was some pretty weird tech in there that he was going to investigate. Anything could have gone wrong.
Well, should we go check on him?
Oh hell no, not me! You go if you want to. I'm still cr...
2024-03-02 17:57:56 +0000 UTC View Post
"Good evening! You are... Mason Ricks, correct?"
"Yeah, that's me. What's this about, officer? Is there a problem?"
"Oh no! No problem at all! I have excellent news, Mr. Ricks. You are being officially considered for the new local law enforcement's Cyber Squad Division!"
"Well, I have been sending out resumes, but I don't remember-"
"You were flagged as a potential recruit based on a number of factors, Mr. Ricks! But that has...
2024-02-25 17:51:55 +0000 UTC View Post
"Mmm good mornin- oh…I'm somewhere new!" (Yes! Who's paying the big bucks this time?)
"Is it really you!? Do you recognize me?"
"Jamie?! Hi! You were looking for me? Am I your new BedMate?" (Yes, please! How did I never notice how cute he is?)
"My new BedMate? No! I'm going to get you out of this. I’m rescuing you!"
"Rescue me? ‘Giggle’ from what, the best job I've ever had?" (Aww, my very own hero!)