Hello hello my sweet creatures! I'm very excited to drop this ep and the slew of goodies that goes along with it. This concept came to me in the middle of the night recently and the episode basically wrote itself soon after. Please enjoy 😘
PS: Jade+ peeps, check out the blooper from this ep. It's a goofy one. (Is there any other kind?) 2025-04-16 07:34:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there cuties. I've been getting "drunk boyfriend" requests for a long, long time, and I'm psyched to finally deliver. This one was fun to record and straight-up painful to edit (multiple scenes, sound effects, voice filters, yada yada)... but the thought of making you all happy is extremely motivating. I do hope you like it. PS: Jade+ folks, this month's Ask Me S...
2025-03-29 10:22:30 +0000 UTC View PostHelllooo my darling angels! Long time no post, I know. Thank you so much for your boundless patience. Please know that if I've gone dark it's A) for a reason -- health stuff, family stuff, whatever -- and B) you really don't need to worry about me. I mean, everyone has problems, and mine aren't particularly interesting. I just feel beyond fortunate that I can take time off and deal with stuff when I need to. So yeah, please know that I'm A-OK and just excited to be back....
2025-03-23 14:02:37 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday, lil anjils! Travel has been OK, but replete with those snafus that get in the way of work -- annoying, but not too surprising, I suppose. And we're about at the end of the month, so expect a big goodie push over the next few days. First order of business: February Ask Me Stuff will drop shortly for Jade+ fans 😘
Anyway, it's a big day for everyone [drowsily] clamoring for a SFW sleep aid episode. And for everyone else, don't worry. I'll retu...
2025-03-01 03:51:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello from a very wild and remote island, cuties! I can't tell you how much fun the V-Day drop was. You know I adore you all, and I'm just never ready for the wave of enthusiasm you hit me with. Anyway, please enjoy this little number I cooked up -- it's a bit of a mélange of forbidden romance, secrecy, comfort, and reverse comfort...? I don't know; let's see how these flavors blend. 😘
POV: You're working late when you get the call: You're wanted in your boss's offi...
2025-02-20 05:35:32 +0000 UTC View Post
EDIT: These responses are killin' me. You're all too sweet 🫶
And I was this close to ending at the 2:14 timestamp.
You all have my heart, btw. New full-length ep coming soon!
XX
DDA
EDIT #1: Hear the blooper / outtake (accidental hot mic moment) from this episode, for Jade tier and up.
EDIT #2: Hear the BTS breakdown, in which I talk out of character about the making of this episode, for Amethyst tier and up.
OK you sweet things -- today we shoot the moon. ...
2025-02-09 02:45:44 +0000 UTC View Post
He's back! It's the long-awaited return of the DILF neighbor (brought to you by Jade+ fans who voted for this ep by a wide margin). I had a blast making this one -- the sex scene was something special, I think. Enjoy 😘
POV: After a catastrophically bad date, you're resting in your apartment trying to get your head straight. Then the phone rings. It's your neighbor -- a rough-edged but kind-hearted older guy who noticed you looked sad coming home. Can he swing by and ...
2025-01-30 03:24:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy weekend, angels! After some of the usual travel snafus, I'm safely re-ensconced in a good recording environment and can't wait to unleash some new eps upon you soon (i.e. next few days). Thank you, as always, for your patience and kisses from Southeast Asia 😘 PS: Jade+ folks, keep an eye out for a little vote coming your way...
POV: It's a lazy Saturday morning and you're just waking up, drowsily cuddling with your clingy jock boyfriend. You're both enjoying th...
2025-01-25 05:41:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning, angels! I hope everyone's January is coming along swimmingly. Today's drop was the first one I recorded here in Asia, without my normal acoustic setup, but I think I managed to keep the sound quality high. This one's about bodies and stuff, so please do check the CW below. Hope you like it 😘
POV: You and your best friend are settling in on the couch to watch the season finale of your favorite show. But just before you can kick off the watch party, your ...
2025-01-14 13:10:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello my sweet creatures! Apologies for the long, long delay. (The longest I've ever taken from Deepdark activities, in fact.) It's been a wild stretch. There were trials & tribulations. There were mysterious (but mercifully short-lived) debilitating ailments. There was Whamageddon and its associated festivities. Most critically, I said my yearly bittersweet goodbye to NYC and my annual euphoric hello to tropical Asia (how I've missed you). It wasn't m...
2025-01-05 04:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Alright, subby boy adorers, I got what you need right here! In fact, this episode might even fall into switchy boyfriend territory -- the speaker character (in his accounting, at least), has never done anything like this.... you've just awakened his curiosity, it seems. Anyway, thank you for all your notes of support; I'm steadily making my way toward the equator and getting healthier with each passing day. Hope you all are having a sweet little December yourselves. And ...
2024-12-13 02:21:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It's all fun and games until he CATCHES YOU. (m4a)
Alright people, let's get back into bully-world, shall we? This one's a little treat for those of you who don't love sound effects -- it's a "quiet" scene so it's almost all vocals. And for my sub-loving freaks, good news: You're up next 😘
PS: For those of you who haven't seen noticed, rejoice! Last week's post was (finally and mercifully) un-hidden by Patreon, so 2024-12-06 02:37:55 +0000 UTC View Post
12.5 Update: POST IS BACK! Thank you all so much for the supportive comments, and thank you for your patience. Enjoy, angels 😘
12.2 Update: I've sent several messages but haven't heard anything back from the support team. I'm truly sorry, everyone -- I really, really want to get this thing back online for you but I just don't know what's going on. At any rate, I'll aim to publish a new post ASAP to make up for it! Thank you for your support and patience.
H...
2024-11-28 03:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for your patience, angels. I realized as I was pushing this one across the finish line that it's my second consecutive m4f! I typically try to space them out a bit more -- m4a fans, you're up next 💖
Anyway, how's everyone doing? I'm about to flee NYC for warmer climes (hence how quiet it's been around here; lots of packing and wrapping up to do) and can't wait to root down closer to the equator where I can crank out some (physically restored, psychi...
2024-11-27 19:58:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello my beautiful creatures! Thank you for your patience, as ever. We're in some fun new territory today -- might not be for everyone, so please be sure to read the CW. And don't fret if it's not your thing. Your thing is probably coming up soon. Enjoy 😘
POV: You're glued to your phone, stressed and working, when your sweet, doting boyfriend intervenes. He knows you're mentally frazzled. So why not just turn off your brain for the night and be his simple-minded...
2024-11-15 22:33:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey there, sweet things. Hope you all had a delightful Halloween and that you're settling into November well. (I, for one, am meeting it with quiet antipathy, though I will always grant that the foliage is beautiful.) I've had this little comfort ep on tap for a while, and it was a blast to make. The playful vibe reminds me of the 'pet name' ep, i.e. couple-y familiarity at its hot best. Enjoy! 😘
POV: You've just woken up from a nightmare. You're lying in bed, fright...
2024-11-04 22:56:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for your patience you sweet, spooky creatures! Time to ring in Halloween with an homage to an icon (and apologies to Roger L. Jackson). If you're craving some regular ol' boyfriend stories, don't fret -- we'll be back to our normal programming soon enough 👻😘
POV: It's late. You're home alone. The phone rings. Surely it's not... him.
CW: In this episode, the speaker character (Ghostface) is an evil, telepathic supernatural entity who stalk...
2024-10-27 01:37:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay, my spooky little freaks. 'Tis the season, and you've been very, very patient. We're doing this 😘
POV: You're at a house party, minding your business, when your crush approaches. He's a cute, spooky college classmate you've had your eye on for a while. He starts flirtily teasing you (which is fine; you're a sucker for a hot bully). But when the subject of Halloween comes up, things get a little tense. What exactly do you know about him? The two of you should pro...
2024-10-16 22:28:44 +0000 UTC View Post
UPDATE: Damn, everyone's having such a tough time right now. Sending love and hugs to all of you 🤍
Happy October, my sweet creatures, and thank you for your patience 🎃 I know dropping this episode after my prolonged absence might seem like a cry for help or coded message or something. It isn't! I'm doing great -- just been dealing with a slew of life complexities that have made work nearly impossible. (I've actually had this episode on tap for quite a whil...
2024-10-10 20:58:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Sunday, everyone! I've never done anything like this before (and after nearly 200 episodes, that's saying something). Enjoy 😘 PS: I think this goes without saying, but headphones required.
PPS: Jade+ tier, our monthly Ask Me Stuff session will begin soon 💖
POV: You need some help with calculus. That's the filthy lie you told to secure an hour of quiet one-on-one time with the cute, nerdy college classmate you've been crushing on. Some ...
2024-09-29 22:07:46 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for the long lag on this one, folks! I'm OK (thank you for asking), just a lot going on. Hopefully things will accelerate a little from here. Anyway, I know my work has drifted toward realism over the last year, so I thought I'd take it back to basics: A tropey villain with an unabashedly carnal agenda and some decidedly unorthodox pedagogical techniques. Enjoy. 😘
POV: You're late to the final exam. It's just you and the arrogant, domineering professor who will...
2024-09-22 23:39:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Friday, angels! After the subject came up In a recent Ask Me Stuff session, I found myself thinking: How long has it been since I did a breeding ep? Answer: Too long. And so, tonight, a return to fertile form. Enjoy 😘
POV: After months of indecision, you've finally made up your mind: It's time to have a baby. Now you just need to find a guy to be the father. Fortunately, your old platonic friend has been nurturing some intense fantasies about you...
CW: T...
2024-09-14 01:20:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello my darling dears, and apologies for the slow week! The good news is that we are here now, together, and it is subby boyfriend time. So please settle in for the soothing sounds of rain, thunder, and absolutely abject begging. (Just rolled out the 'Wheedling' tag a few weeks ago and it already makes its second appearance...) Enjoy 😘 PS: If I owe you a DM, particularly new Amethyst+ members, you'll hear from me very soon 💖
PS: Jade+ members,
It's late, my sweet listeners, I know. And I badly want to go to sleep. But nothing! -- not a bone-deep longing for healthy circadian rhythms nor a calamitous file loss (which annihilated many hours of earlier work) -- will keep me from my appointed rounds. Please enjoy 😘
PS: The monthly Ask Me Stuff session is about to begin for Jade tier and up! Fire up your Askin' brain and prepare your Stuff considerations ✨
POV: It's another l...
2024-08-30 03:16:15 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been a long time since we got toxic around here, hasn't it? And judging by the comments, many of you are seriously pining for some radioactive boyfriend action. Don't worry; I gotchu covered. Please do read the content warning on this one before proceeding -- it's the real deal! Happy Sunday, cuties ❤️🔥😘
POV: You're fast asleep when you're startled awake by your boyfriend. He's in a jealous rage, claiming you called your ex-boyfriend's name in your sle...
2024-08-25 15:16:35 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been a while since we had some wholesome husband action, hasn't it? Don't worry, angels, I got you covered. And for those of you who holding out (and begging and clamoring) for ~toxic Deepdark~, well... today was a great recording day. Stay tuned. 😘
POV: It's your five-year wedding anniversary, and your husband has brought you back to a very special place in a dark, beautiful forest. After some time sitting by the campfire and murmuring sweet nothings to each ot...
2024-08-21 22:25:23 +0000 UTC View PostWhat's this? Another episode already?? It's true, my sweet listeners, and we are going back to basics: A big, rough, dominant boyfriend whose lap has [Listener Character]'s name written all over it. It seems I was in a Mood when I recorded this yesterday. Hope you like it! 😘 Also, PS: I know it's been a while since I published a blooper for the Jade+ listeners. So... do you beautiful little freaks really want to hear a sneeze outtake?? A question to debate i...
2024-08-17 01:39:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Wednesday, sweet things! This episode, wow. "Wheedling" isn't a trope I've really played with before, and it was ~delightful~ to explore. I hope you like it, too. And as always, m4a listeners hang tight -- you're on deck 😘 PS: If I owe you a DM, please be patient -- I'll get back to you soon ❤️
POV: You're at home, getting prepped for a night on the town with your bestie -- a cute guy friend with whom you've always been strictly p...
2024-08-14 21:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostThank you for your patience, my sweet listeners. It's been crazy times, but I'm still standing... and I've got a special little surprise for all you SFW-clamorers and enterprising sleepyheads. It's a true sleep aid episode with a full hour of quiet, deep breathing after the initial relaxation exercise. I've gotten lots of requests for this kind of thing, so I hope you like it. (And for my beloved freaks, don't worry -- next episode is coming in just a few days, and it's a scorcher.) 💗😘 ...
2024-08-09 02:24:19 +0000 UTC View Post