Hey pumpkins, we popped out our Fear Street: Prom Queen reaction and would love it you slow danced with it for a little while. Like, stream, comment, share, dance the night away- We had so much fun with this divisive little flick and we're just so happy we got a little more Fear Street lore and hope for more. Happy screaming, er- streaming! 🫢🔪👸🏻🪩🕺
2025-05-24 15:51:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins! Our first-time reaction to season one of GAME OF THRONES has officially dropped on youtube! Please help us out by giving our binge video a like, a stream, a comment, a share, a duel to the death! This is our first time dipping our toes into a show like this and we are so glad we did. Keep it up with the clicks and the streams because now we can finally move forward with releasing our highly anticipated reaction to the next season.
2025-05-23 23:31:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Grab your dancing shoes and get ready for a night of vying for the crown in this first-time watch of FEAR STREET: PROM QUEEN! We're so excited to be back in Shadyside where everything that CAN go wrong, WILL go wrong. So hurry up and cast your vote for Prom Queen while the candidates are still aliv.. erh- while the polls are still open 🫢🔪👸🏻🪩🕺
2025-05-23 20:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Winter is coming and so is our long awaited Youtube edit of our first-time watching Game of Thrones Season 1! We're offering the Season One premiere episode reaction as a freebie in our Free Patreon Tier and we're so excited to be spilling tea (and guts) giving you this bonus episode FOR FREE! We're over halfway done with the series now on Patreon, so you can join to watch all 50 episodes we've filmed so far for $5, or enjoy this freebie until the Youtube edits start popping out! Happy Gaming...
2025-05-23 18:13:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, we hope your week is going swell! Just letting you know we're halfway done with our exclusives for the month! We had a blast with our $5 tier first-time reaction to MAMA! She ate and served and represented all mothers this May! 💜
We JUST posted our $10 tier first-time reaction to The Princess Bride and we absolutely lovedddd it! Westley has our hearts and Robin Wright is an icon 👰🏼⚔️
COMING SOON!
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2025-05-20 17:15:12 +0000 UTC View Post
We're snuggled up in bed with our beloved Grandpa of the Patch to enjoy a live-reading of the most darkly romantic bedtime story we've ever
We're snuggled up in bed with our beloved Grandpa of the Patch to enjoy a live-reading of the most darkly romantic bedtime story we've ever heard! Some may even say the fact that we're only just watching this classic is INCONCEIVABLE but we say better later than never in our first time watching THE PRINCESS BRIDE! Y'all better believe we loved ever...
2025-05-20 11:03:53 +0000 UTC View Post
THE LAST OF US just will not let up with the gut punches. In the Season 2 penultimate episode we're given such bittersweet moments, a bit of perspective and perhaps a little closure with Joel Miller- the man who paid the price 😭
2025-05-19 08:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Or should we say, STREAM WARRIORS! We just dropped our youtube edit of A Nightmare on Elm Street 3! For the love of Freddy, give our video a stream and a like! Drop a comment and let's chat about Dream Warriors over on youtube! Sweet screams! 😴
2025-05-18 18:08:05 +0000 UTC View Post
(If you don’t want to do any of this it’s totally fine, just ignore the post. ✌️This is tips for the people who actually wants to do an extra effort! create a playlist with our videos on repeat and stream it -- don't mute it, let it play at a low volume- let it play while you sleep. )
In all seriousness this is clearly a joke based on the method Justin Bieber used to get "yummy" to go number 1- five years ago, but we understand his hustle.
Our views are DOWN. Eith...
2025-05-15 12:43:21 +0000 UTC View Post
We're gagging (complimentary AND derogatory) over the newest episode of THE LAST OF US! Spores are floating, Bella is gloating and we might just be ready to "FEEL HER LOVE" after what we've witnessed in the cursed basement. The Cordyceps are evolving and we're not ready for the next phase the fungi have to offer. 🍄😧
2025-05-12 06:17:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy Day of Mothers to all of the moms in and out of the Patch! You are so loved and appreciated by us and by all, please enjoy today as we lift you up to the high heavens like you deserve!!!!!!
Sending everyone so much love today! 🧡🧡
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2025-05-11 19:08:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Jason Voorhees is back and he's taking a bite out of the big apple in our FIRST TIME WATCH of FRIDAY THE 13th PART VIII: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN! The city is dingy, this movie is quite cringey, but that didn't stop us from enjoying our night on the town in this concrete jungle where screams are made of 🍎🗽🚢
2025-05-09 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
28 Years Later is on the horizon, but we're just now catching up with the franchise in a FIRST TIME WATCH of 28 WEEKS LATER! The rage virus is NOT contained and neither is our excitement over this riveting-- yet extremely bleak film. It's blood, guts, and gags here at The Petty Pumpkin Patch! Consider us ENRAGED! ☣️🩸👀😡
2025-05-07 23:05:44 +0000 UTC View Post
This mother isn't smothering, she's nurturing! She might be a helicopter parent, but she's our MAMA and we're celebrating her in our First-Time Watch of this deliciously-dreary drama. Jessica Chastain in a choppy black wig, Lil Nélisse doing a wilderness jig. It's all thrills here at The Patch as we let MAMA do what MAMA gonna do 🖤👼🏻😱
2025-05-06 03:07:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Our favorite Fungi-Fighting, vengeance seeking situationship faces Day One of their mission in Seattle and we couldn't be more locked in as THE LAST OF US launches us head first into a world of fungi cults, wolves and a stampede of the afflicted fungi hungry for a bite. 🍄🫦🫣
2025-05-05 06:50:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Moms! Emily Nelson has gone from the big house to the big spouse as she invites us all to beautiful Italy for her wedding--an affair dripping with blood, drama, intrigue, and the biggest damn hat a person has ever worn in any movie, ever--in our reaction to ANOTHER SIMPLE FAVOR! The drinks are strong, the clothes are fab and the urge to kill--and kiss--has never felt more real 💋🇮🇹🩸
2025-05-01 16:53:30 +0000 UTC View Post
MAY we interest you all in some super exciting upcoming content this month?? 🤗 so excited to enjoy all of these with our gorgeous cutie patrons! It's going to be a fun one!
Shows:
The Last of Us season 2 (reaction): don't know why we signed up for this trauma show but we're here! and we're crying!
Game of Thrones season 5 (reaction): the journey continues!
Movies...
2025-05-01 15:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
We're trading whips and chains for wedding rings and labor pains as we settle into Mr. Grey's private screening room for a first time reaction to FIFTY SHADES FREED! The sex may be "unsexy" and the new husband may be insane and extremely possessive but at least his sister is Rita Ora. Laters baby! 💖💍🫶🤰
2025-05-01 12:19:26 +0000 UTC View Post
We're preparing for battle as we lay our heads down to sleep, but not before a commentary on A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3: DREAM WARRIORS! The kills are mean, Heather Langenkamp is queen, and Freddy's lore is quickly unraveling. We're warriors in Krueger's dreamland, please don't wake us!🥱 💤📺
2025-05-01 00:21:43 +0000 UTC View Post
We're blessing hearts and sipping sweet tea (from the jug) in this first time watch of STEEL MAGNOLIAS! We might've just met these magnificent women, but in a way they raised us. Grab a box of tissue because you WILL cry the heaviest of tears in this slice of life movie that has hair higher than heaven and lots of laughs and love to spread 💐🤧🤍
2025-04-29 00:09:34 +0000 UTC View Post
The Path might not always be clear on the Last of Us, but it always leads us to the most traumatic gut-punching episodes of television we've ever seen. This weeks episode is a gripping adventure that leads us down a path we were not ready for. 😅
2025-04-28 07:05:53 +0000 UTC View PostHello cuties! This month we're doing movies that we love about MOTHERSSSS!! (are you surprised?) 🤭 This is a hard one but we love all these movies so much--happy voting!
The polls close on Thursday, May 1 at 11:59CT.
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2025-04-27 01:55:06 +0000 UTC View PostThis month we're doing all-stars, aka movies that have come in 2nd place in past polls that we're giving another chance! No bad picks here! 🤗
The polls close on Thursday, May 1 at 11:59CT.
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2025-04-27 01:54:56 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Mother Month Pumpkins!
This month we're voting between movies about mothers (that we haven't seen)! So excited to celebrate with y'all!!!
The polls close on Thursday, May 1 at 11:59CT.
Happy Half-oween and as always we 🧡 y'all!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2025-04-27 01:54:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Letherface is back, but he's JUST getting started. This time he's eating Matt Bomer tf UP! But who can blame him, that's a whole ass meal hanging up in that barn. Grab a fork and dig in, Mama's cooking us her special stew- with the most supple meat your mouth could ever chew. 😋🥩🍽️
2025-04-27 01:03:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Morning Charlie! We’re strapped in for a first-time watch of CHARLIE’S ANGELS: FULL THROTTLE! The wigs are higher, the stakes are dire and Demi Moore is on FIRE! 🤭❤️🔥
Words can't describe how much fun we've had stanning these ICONIC angels, but maybe all the screaming in this video can! 👼🏻
2025-04-25 21:48:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Pumpkins and all you late night ghouls, Mystic Moonstone is back up and running!!! If you didn't know, last year (as a hobby/side project) we started an ambiance/music mix channel for spooky vibes and music mixes! Our ghoulfriend Ghoulia is still haunting her magical, musical [youtube] woods -- give her a stream for late night vibes or whatever you fancy! (Please subscribe if you're into that kinda thing!) ✨🔮🌙🕯️🎃🌩️🌈🦄👻
2025-04-24 03:36:11 +0000 UTC View Post
The games are still ON. And while the throne may be desperate for a King, what’s truly ruling Season Four is the MOTHERING. The girlies are snatched, the crown is contested, and alliances are shifting faster than we can clutch our pearls, but surely nothing can hurt us as long as Pedro Pascal is around… (or so we naïvely thought 🙃👑🐦⬛❄️)
2025-04-24 03:13:08 +0000 UTC View Post
The games are still ON. And while the throne may be desperate for a King, what’s truly ruling Season Four is the MOTHERING. The girlies are snatched, the crown is contested, and alliances are shifting faster than we can clutch our pearls, but surely nothing can hurt us as long as Pedro Pascal is around… (or so we naïvely thought 🙃👑🐦⬛❄️)
2025-04-23 17:06:23 +0000 UTC View Post
The games are still ON. And while the throne may be desperate for a King, what’s truly ruling Season Four is the MOTHERING. The girlies are snatched, the crown is contested, and alliances are shifting faster than we can clutch our pearls, but surely nothing can hurt us as long as Pedro Pascal is around… (or so we naïvely thought 🙃👑🐦⬛❄️)
2025-04-23 02:49:01 +0000 UTC View Post