The games are still ON. And while the throne may be desperate for a King, whatโs truly ruling Season Four is the MOTHERING. The girlies are snatched, the crown is contested, and alliances are shifting faster than we can clutch our pearls, but surely nothing can hurt us as long as Pedro Pascal is aroundโฆ (or so we naรฏvely thought ๐๐๐ฆโโฌโ๏ธ)
2025-04-22 23:55:02 +0000 UTC View Post
We're headed through the valley, yes, THAT valley... and we were NOT prepared for the ache and the break of our hearts as vengeance is sought and the fungi bring ruin to everything we've come to know as home. This episode is a game changer and we're lucky to have survived it! ๐
2025-04-21 08:37:19 +0000 UTC View Post
We're packing our bags (and our bowls ๐) for this epic adventure in drug smuggling and found family. Needless to say, we were feeling really high (on life) after rewatching this hilarious classic in celebration of APRIL 20th!!!!๐ฟ ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ท๏ธ
2025-04-20 09:20:04 +0000 UTC View Post
We're cozying up in the most comfortable place we know (an elementary school attic) (after hours) for a first time read--and watch--of the classic 80s fantasy epic THE NEVERENDING STORY! It's giving god-tier child acting performances, the cutest cuddliest creatures and a gigantic dose of nostalgia and childlike wonder in a way very rarely captured on screen. The only problem was that it ended--when we were promised more forever ๐ญ๐ญ oh well, that's what rewatches (and sequels) are for ๐ค...
2025-04-15 22:53:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Season 2 has arrived and we thought it was time to bring our reactions to The Last of Us Season 1 back from the dead. We've compiled our old videos into one binge worthy reaction for those who want a refresher or those who are new to the channel-- so pull out the hazmat suits and head to the contamination zone! The fungi have arrived and they are taking no prisoners in their quest to infect the entire world population to catastrophic proportions. Weโre jumping into the apocalypse as we emba...
2025-04-14 09:24:52 +0000 UTC View Post
The Last of Us is back with a brand new season and we have brand new reasons to scream, cry and gag as the fungi continue their reign of terror. It's time for Future Days- where Joel's serving silver fox and Ellie learns that fungi... stalks...๐โ๐ซ๐
2025-04-14 09:20:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Our deep-dive into animated features just got groovier as we tumbleโKuzco-styleโdown a waterfall of laughs, gasps, and maybe a few tears in this first-time watch of The Emperorโs New Groove! So grab your snacks, click play, and remember: save the drama for your llama๐ฆ๐ฆ๐
2025-04-13 20:55:18 +0000 UTC View Post
It's the Season 3 finale of Yellowjackets and we didn't have to hunt long for the celebratory feast. Vegas, eat your heart out, because you've never seen card tricks like these. We've come full circle, questions have been answered, and yet, The Wilderness is still calling for its Queen. ๐๐โฃ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธโฆ๏ธ๐ซ๐ฏ๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐ฅโ ๏ธ
2025-04-11 10:29:19 +0000 UTC View Post
We recently filmed an unboxing that unfortunately got deleted and the original video is now forever lost, BUT the audio-file still remains, so we decided to turn the unboxing into a podcast and release it as a bonus pod in the free tier! Enjoy the ASMR of packages opening, tape snapping, and our audio reactions to gifts our patrons sent to Petty Pumpkins Headquartrs~ We also review the Disney Princess candle collection from Bath and Body works as well as reveal our Criterion collection sale h...
2025-04-10 21:23:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Fire is catching and these flamers are ready to join the revolution! President Snow is up to his old tricks again but this time we're ready, we're petty, and we're bringing the heat! ๐ฅ๐คญ
2025-04-09 23:32:13 +0000 UTC View Post
An amateur sleuth with a mommy blog?! A mysterious missing lady?! GASP Their hot (yet very suspicious) lover!!? We're so excited to share our commentary on this cult classic with you as we get ready to celebrate the upcoming sequel ANOTHER SIMPLE FAVOR! Where Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick reprise their mothering... and smothering! ๐ธ
2025-04-09 02:44:47 +0000 UTC View Post
All the votes have been cast and we are so excited to officially announce the Patreon-exclusive watches for April!
PARTY PUMPKIN TIER: you all were feeling a little wild and voted for us to watch THE CRAZIES, which we've already just posted here on Patreon! Please go check it out, especially if you've never seen this underrated gem before--we loved it!!!
PIPING HOT TEA TIER: the members of this tier voted for us t...
2025-04-05 15:38:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Grab your weapons (literally anything will qualify as a weapon at this point ๐ฉ) and hop in the car--we're going on a roadtrip! Destination? ANYWHERE BUT HERE!! They're coming quick and now they've smelled us all the way across town. HELP!!!!
The following reaction is the true tale of how two gays watched THE CRAZIES for the first time ever and subsequently spent the following 93 minutes screaming, crying, throwing up, gagging and gasping over what they saw. These are their stories. *...
2025-04-05 15:02:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Does the story really have to end? These Yellowjackets have us buzzing, but also bawling in the Season 3, penultimate episode (which cut like a knife and hurt like a bitch) ๐ช๐๐
2025-04-04 09:33:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello cutiesssss! Just wanted to remind everyone to please vote in the polls for April's Patreon-exclusive content! There are still more than 12 hours left to vote and we want to make sure everyone has a voice in the content we're doing! ๐ค
Happy April!!!
Petty Pumpkins ๐โ
2025-04-01 15:26:25 +0000 UTC View Post
April brings showers which is why we're showering y'all with great content here at the Patch this month! Who's ready to play in the storm??!??! โ๏ธ๐โก
Shows:
Yellowjackets season 3 (contd): two episodes left of the most insane show on television! We've never been more real than when we say "the girls are eating!!!"
Game of Thrones season 4 (reaction): seems like the general consensus is that...
2025-04-01 15:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
We're going from January embers to quite literally nobody remembers in this fresh rewatch of IT: CHAPTER TWO! With an iconic cast and a murders row of new scares to entertain us we're re-evaluating this not-quite-as beloved sequel and reflecting the myriad of ways to escape Pennywise's grasp. After all, WELCOME TO DERRY is right around the corner and Pennywise is just WAITING to Pennyrise ๐๐๐
2025-03-31 13:13:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The Warrens are back and this time, they're conjuring up the courts in this shocking entry where true crime meets exorcism. This film is based on a true story, but the Conjuring Universe has never been so rocked. The cliffs are high, the bones are crackling, Vera and Patrick is where it's all happening, so click play and don't forget to pray. ๐๐๐ฆด๐ฟโ๏ธ
2025-03-31 00:42:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Witches and mothers and bears--oh my! We're putting on our most courageous faces as we settle into our abodes at the Dunbroch fortress for a first-time watch of Disney Pixar's BRAVE! After all, you know what they say! A beautiful mother daughter friendship that stays keeps the bears and evil misleading spells away ๐น๐๐ป
2025-03-29 13:08:48 +0000 UTC View Post
It's never a normal, boring life with the Yellowjackets... we're gagged and eating up the rest of this season as secrets are clocked and tea is spilled! Hilary Swank has finally arrived and we're just dying to take a bite out of her... story!
2025-03-28 09:12:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Our dive into Leigh Whannell's filmography just got deeper as we sit down for a first-time rewatch of 2020's horrifically harrowing THE INVISIBLE MAN!
...He's behind me, isn't he?
2025-03-27 19:52:10 +0000 UTC View PostPETTY PUMPKINSSSSSSS!!
Hi first off we ๐งก๐งก๐งก y'all so very much! We've been having so much fun watching animated movies on the channel that we decided to let y'all pick the next one! Whatever you pick we're already so excited to watch!
The poll ends on Tuesday, April 1 at 11:59pm CST.
Petty Pumpkins ๐โ
2025-03-27 16:08:32 +0000 UTC View PostAlright cuties y'all voted for us to watch a classic we've never seen before so this is the list we came up with! There are shockingly more that didn't make the cut this time but we'll probably end up doing something like this again! We are ready to be cultured by the best movie critics around, aka the Petty Pumpkins community ๐คญ
The poll ends on Tuesday, April 1 at 11:59pm CST.
Petty Pumpkins ๐โ
2025-03-27 16:08:21 +0000 UTC View PostWe're back with another poll, this time to determine what movie will be the Patreon-exclusive reaction for April! Clearly the pumpkins at this patch stay feeling spooky all year long because you voted for a horror movie to be our next reaction! So here we go!
The poll ends on Tuesday, April 1 at 11:59pm CST.
Happy almost halfway to Halloween!!! ๐คญ๐คญ
Petty Pumpkins ๐โ
2025-03-27 16:08:03 +0000 UTC View Post
TV SHOW REACTION BRACKET (SEMI FINALS #1) 8 SERIES MOVED ON, WHICH SHOW DO YOU WANT US TO WATCH?! The top 2 vote getters advance to the final. (Check back later for the next poll!)
2025-03-27 02:42:16 +0000 UTC View Post
TV SHOW REACTION BRACKET (SEMI FINALS #1) 8 SERIES MOVED ON, WHICH SHOW DO YOU WANT US TO WATCH?! The top 2 vote getters advance to the final. (Check back later for the next poll!)
2025-03-26 22:19:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Our first time watching Oz Perkins's THE MONKEY may teach us that everybody dies but the entire time we were watching this savage spectacle???? We were LIVING!! Double Theo James plus blood and gore galore are the reason for the season as we settle in for yet another Stephen King adaption that left us gagging for more!
2025-03-26 12:55:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, it's that time again! We're running a TV show first-time reaction bracket featuring 16 shows we've NEVER SEEN! We want to preface this by saying we're running this poll to see where the votes land, this is not a guarantee we will do all the shows posted or when they will come to youtube, but we're trying to see what you want us to watch. Keep in mind we have reactions up our sleeve that aren't these shows as well. The top two vote getters will move into the next bracket. Keep an...
2025-03-26 02:02:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
The Red Wedding was a bloody mess
To those directly affected--we will avenge you!
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Thanks for watching season 3 with us! We laughed, we cried, some of our favs died, but that's expected and we expect YOU to be here when we start season 4 next month!
2025-03-25 20:27:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, it's that time again! We're running a TV show first-time reaction bracket featuring 16 shows we've NEVER SEEN! We want to preface this by saying we're running this poll to see where the votes land, this is not a guarantee we will do all the shows posted or when they will come to youtube, but we're trying to see what you want us to watch. Keep in mind we have reactions up our sleeve that aren't these shows as well. The top two vote getters will move into the next bracket. Keep an...
2025-03-25 13:17:37 +0000 UTC View Post