Roses are red,
Violets are blue
The Red Wedding was a bloody mess
To those directly affected--we will avenge you!
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2025-03-25 06:42:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, it's that time again! We're running a TV show first-time reaction bracket featuring 16 shows we've NEVER SEEN! We want to preface this by saying we're running this poll to see where the votes land, this is not a guarantee we will do all the shows posted or when they will come to youtube, but we're trying to see what you want us to watch. Keep in mind we have reactions up our sleeve that aren't these shows as well. The top two vote getters will move into the next bracket. Keep an...
2025-03-24 16:20:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
The Red Wedding was a bloody mess
To those directly affected--we will avenge you!
ππ‘οΈπ©Έ
2025-03-24 12:34:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, it's that time again! We're running a TV show first-time reaction bracket featuring 16 shows we've NEVER SEEN (VOTE ON OUR YOUTUBE COMMUNITY)! We want to preface this by saying we're running this poll to see where the votes land, this is not a guarantee we will do all the shows posted or when they will come to youtube, but we're trying to see what you want us to watch. Keep in mind we have reactions up our sleeve that aren't these shows as well. The top two vote getters will mov...
2025-03-23 19:24:32 +0000 UTC View PostSpicing up the voting here for the April reaction! Pick which one interests you most!
Actor's Filmography: we'll have another vote where y'all pick a specific actor and then we'll pick an iconic film from that person's filmography that we haven't seen
Based on a Book: a movie adapted from a book
Classics we haven't seen: movies that everyone else has seen/loves that we haven't watched yet
Nostalgia Throwba...
2025-03-23 18:02:09 +0000 UTC View PostHi Pumpkins! We've decided to let y'all pick the genre for the April Party Pumpkin Tier poll.
The Piping Hot Tea Tier also has a pre-poll so make sure to vote in that one if you're in that tier and the Pettiest Pumpkin Tier commentary movie has already been decided and will be announced soon!
This one will only run for 2 days, until Tuesday March 25 at 11:59pm. Happy voting and we 𧑠you all!
Petty Pumpkins π...
2025-03-23 18:01:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
The Red Wedding was a bloody mess
To those directly affected--we will avenge you!
ππ‘οΈπ©Έ
2025-03-23 12:17:55 +0000 UTC View Post
We learned the meaning of Cold Harbor, but at what cost!? Such a deranged finale, can't wait to hear what everyone's thoughts! Stay Severed.... or not :/
2025-03-21 18:17:49 +0000 UTC View Post
The Yellowjackets are cooking with gas now y'all π ribbit ribbit
2025-03-21 13:34:12 +0000 UTC View Post
This franchise is ridiculous in so many ways but we would be lying if we said we weren't living for the drama and absurdity! Get those wedding bells ringing folks!
As we said at the end of the video, we are not going to take up a 3rd poll in a row to finish this franchise out so we will be watching it next month and posting it as a bonus video for the Piping Hot Tea Tier+! Excited and scared to see how this ends lol π«£π
2025-03-17 22:25:50 +0000 UTC View Post
The penultimate episode babyyyyy and it felt like so much of a goodbye to several of our favs π what do we think??! Need to hear everyone's thoughts heading into the finale because as always--we're gagged!
2025-03-14 11:56:43 +0000 UTC View Post
The Yellowjackets are celebrating Thanksgiving a little early this year and we're so thankful we had a seat at their table! This show is keeping us fed, but somehow we're hungry for more! Be sure to grab a plate, episode 6 is so good you'll even be wanting leftovers. π½οΈ
2025-03-14 08:50:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Good Morning Charlie! Weβre strapped in for a first-time watch of CHARLIEβS ANGELS! Our wigs were snatched and our bodies were blown back in this explosively wild ride that has unlocked a new obsession within us FOREVER! 
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It's Gerald's Game and we're just playing it. In our first time watch of the 2017 Netflix smash- hit Gerald's Game, the masterful minds of Stephen King and Mike Flanagan join forces to give us one of the most disturbing stories to ever eclipse our eyes. πππ
2025-03-12 03:39:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Rewatching THE HUNGER GAMES because we're currently living in a society that is being run by a geriatric psychopathic dictator and it's all feeling a little too familiar! Join us as we enter the arena and relive the trauma that sparked a revolution π₯
2025-03-10 21:11:15 +0000 UTC View Post
A first-time watch of Peter Jackson's incredible masterpiece HEAVENLY CREATURES, a sapphic teenage true crime thriller starring Petty Pumpkins favs Melanie Lynksey and Kate Winslet!
Obsession β
Drama β
Intrigue β
Collusion β
Delusion β
This one truly has it all!
2025-03-09 13:49:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Now presenting Harmony Cobel in her very own Severance Short Film.
2025-03-07 23:42:41 +0000 UTC View Post
This show continues to twist the knife. And YES... Tai. DID DO THAT.
2025-03-07 10:14:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks so much for sending us these gifts, cards, and letters! We're so excited to share it all with you and we're sorry it took 5 months! We never expect anything, but we do love the showering of support and love you've shown us! Thanks so much pumpkins, and enjoy our first subscriber unboxing! π¦ππππ
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2025-03-03 23:32:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Spring is springing pumpkins and y'all know what that means!!!! (Spooky szn incoming hehe lol π€) But in the meantime we have some super fun content coming in March! π€
Shows:
Yellowjackets season 3 (contd): no telling what these girls are going to do next but we are sat for chaos and bloodshed
Severance season 2 (contd): next stop: Cold Harbor π«‘
Game of Thrones 2025-03-01 16:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
This week's episode was ART! We still have a million questions, but we are so beyond sat! Please leave all thoughts, comments, concerns, theories and observations in the comments!
2025-03-01 00:53:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Order in the court pls π©
2025-02-28 12:15:44 +0000 UTC View Post
We're sat at Tiana's Palace, settled in the coziest booth for a first time watch of Disney's The Princess and the Frog, where kissing frogs is the least horrifying aspect of this iconic fairy tale. The gumbo's great, Miss Tiana made sure we ate, this movie's so good we're licking the plate! πΈππ
2025-02-28 02:31:40 +0000 UTC View Post
We wagered a little bet with the Queen of Mean and the Prince of Pomp to see who could be the raunchiest, nastiest, pettiest pumpkins at the patch and to probably no oneβs surprise our favorite psycho-sexual step-siblings easily coveted the crown. So bow down Pumpkins to your newest royals and if you donβt? You just might get fuckedβ¦..π€
2025-02-28 00:40:18 +0000 UTC View PostHey Pumpkins,
We're solidifying our March schedule, but we're feeling a little overwhelmed with all the franchises we've started. Obviously we're going to get to all of these eventually, but which movie would you like us to squeeze into our schedule for March? π€π«Ά
2025-02-26 19:26:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Love and romance is in the air as we swoon our way through a first-time watch of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE! Elizabeth Bennett stays clocking everyone's tea so tonight we sip in her honor, to celebrate her quick wit and sharp tongue. We can celebrate Mr. Darcy's tongue too if you're feeling nasty ππ€ππ«¦
2025-02-26 16:19:28 +0000 UTC View PostHope everyone had a great February!! We're ready to spring into a new season with our favorite pumpkins--can't wait to see what it brings!
Voting ends on Sunday, March 2nd at 11:59PM CST!
Petty Pumpkins πβ
2025-02-26 03:36:12 +0000 UTC View PostHappy March Pumpkins! We wanted to do a horror/thriller commentary this month and since it's Women's History Month, we decided to pick a movie with strong women-led performances! Happy voting ππ«Άπ»
Voting ends on Sunday, March 2nd at 11:59PM CST!
Petty Pumpkins πβ
2025-02-26 03:29:16 +0000 UTC View PostThanks as always for being here!! Please vote!
And despite us begging you to vote for Fifty Shades Darker (which you should possibly definitely maybe do) in our Fifty Shades of Grey reaction, please feel free to vote for what you actually want to see π€
Voting ends on Sunday, March 2nd at 11:59PM CST!
Petty Pumpkins πβ
2025-02-26 03:29:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for Mr. Grey to see us now and we're seeing ALL of Mr. Grey in our first-time watching FIFTY SHADES OF GREY! If you want to see the raunchiest reaction we've ever filmed.....this MUST be it π
2025-02-24 02:51:35 +0000 UTC View Post