Lights, Camera, Bitch, SMILE! It’s our First Time Watching Smile 2 and the grins are grinning, our heads are spinning, and Skye Riley- her career is just beginning! (If the smile demon will take its foot of her neck, that is) 🎤😃🎶✨
2024-11-19 15:22:53 +0000 UTC View Post
The day has finally come, you might have already watched our full length reaction to Euphoria Season 1, but if you don't want to sit through 8 hours of footage, we've cut it down to 2.5 hours and we can't wait to spill all this Euphoric tea with you! Please help us push this video out with a like and a stream! Can't wait to hear all your thoughts on this chaotic show.
2024-11-16 22:13:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Euphoria High is in session once again and though it seems like these kids literally never go to school, we're still sat in the front row of class sipping every ounce of tea these messy bitches are spilling! Absolutely nothing could have prepared us for the complete gaggery EUPHORIA season 2 has to offer and we're reveling in it all--the good, the bad, and the THEATRE!!!
2024-11-14 01:57:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Pumpkins! Just wanted to take a second to celebrate the birthday boy--thank you Chey for being the funniest, realest and cutest Pumpkin in the Patch. Every day is a better one because we know you and we can't wait to see what this next year brings 🧡 everyone leave some love for Chey in the comments!!! 🤗🤗
2024-11-12 13:44:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Euphoria High is in session once again and though it seems like these kids literally never go to school, we're still sat in the front row of class sipping every ounce of tea these messy bitches are spilling! Absolutely nothing could have prepared us for the complete gaggery EUPHORIA season 2 has to offer and we're reveling in it all--the good, the bad, and the THEATRE!!!
2024-11-11 07:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Euphoria High is in session once again and though it seems like these kids literally never go to school, we're still sat in the front row of class sipping every ounce of tea these messy bitches are spilling! Absolutely nothing could have prepared us for the complete gaggery EUPHORIA season 2 has to offer and we're reveling in it all--the good, the bad, and the THEATRE!!!
2024-11-10 13:59:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Euphoria High is on Christmas break, but the only break we got was the shattering of our hearts. In the special episodes we learn that trouble don't last always and apparently neither does young love. We're freshly traumatized and ready for Season 2, but are you? ❄️🥲💊❤️🩹🎄
2024-11-05 17:12:16 +0000 UTC View Post
These tomatoes are fresh off the vine and ready for consumption! Our youtube edit of Fried Green Tomatoes is finally out! Please help us push this video out with a stream and a like! This is not our usual content, but everyone must visit The Whistle Stop Cafe! 🤭💚🍅
2024-11-04 01:50:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Things are getting strange in town as we enter the mysterious world of Santa Carla, where murder runs rampant in the dead of night. Necks out checks out as we experience the sexiest vampire coven imaginable in this first time watch of THE LOST BOYS (who we were were INCREDIBLY pleased to finally find 😜) 😎🩸🧛♂️🌙🖤✨
2024-11-03 16:33:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy November everyone! Hope y'all had a fantastic Halloween and though we are always sad to see it go, we love November just as much and are so excited to share it with y'all 🥰
Shows:
Euphoria Holiday Specials/Season 2: yes it's true! finally we can put our full attention on getting fully caught up with this show! Will be our #1 priority this month!
Movies:
We're inviting you all inside (vampires included!) as we settle into our coffins and enjoy this first-time watch of SALEM'S LOT (2024)! The stakes are sharpened, the water extra holy and this could not have been a bigger hit at the Petty Pumpkin Patch! A new fun as fck fav 🖤 🤗 🩸 🧛
2024-11-01 15:39:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Thanks so much for joining us for our journey down The Witches' Road! The season wrapped up so nicely and we can't wait to hear all your thoughts! Please help us push this finale video into the algorithm! Happiest of Halloweens to you witches!!!!
2024-10-31 14:57:48 +0000 UTC View Post
We've reached the end of the The Witches' Road, but it was only the beginning. In the finale of Agatha All Along, we are finally gagged by Gagatha one last time in this epic finale to Marvel's most iconic and twisted project. 🫢💜🪦✨
2024-10-31 11:57:04 +0000 UTC View Post
We just dropped our edited reaction to the penultimate episode of Agatha All Along and we were NOT prepared for what was to come! Please help us in supporting these last two Gagatha episodes! We're working diligently to get them up so we can spend Halloween evening in actual peace and bliss! 🎃✨
2024-10-31 11:10:14 +0000 UTC View Post
We've followed Agatha down The Witches' Road this entire time, but the gagatha is- The glory at the end was far beyond anything we could have imagined. It's the penultimate episode of Agatha All Along and we're marching ever forward into the finale! 💜✨🔮💀🥀
2024-10-31 10:14:43 +0000 UTC View Post
CAM (2018)!!! It's Chey's birthday pick this month (Nov 12!!) and he decided to pick this raunchy, rompy little banger of a flick starring Madeline Brewer in a performance that will alter your brain chemistry and leave you shook and gagged as hell! Can't wait to share this wild ride with y'all!!! 💋🙈
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-10-30 17:52:58 +0000 UTC View PostAnother month arriving, another opportunity to watch a new movie with the Pumpkins that we love!
This month we decided to try to play catch up by having y'all vote for a 2024 movie we haven't seen yet. Some of these are newer so you may have to do a little research if you choose to but they all seem fantastic. Happy Halloween Eve y'all and happy voting!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-10-30 17:47:34 +0000 UTC View PostVOTING IS OPEN and we love to vote!!! Your voice matters and we want to hear it!
All of these options were movies that got multiple votes in the survey we conducted over the summer so they must be great and we're very eager to watch them ALL!!
Happy voting! 💙 (also please make a plan to vote if you live in the US!! Election Day is Nov 5 and every vote counts!)
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-10-30 17:45:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Gooood morning and happy almost Halloween! We will be dropping the polls for next month's Patreon exclusives later today as well as a list of content you can expect from us in November coming soon, but of course everyone has been asking about Euphoria season 2 so we just wanted to give an update!
We had every intention of filming it this month and getting it to y'all immediately after we got through our Halloween content but life got in the way a little when we weren't expecting it. Soo...
2024-10-30 14:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Halloween season with our beloved Patrons wouldn't be complete without a rewatch of one of the most disturbing, gorgeously heartwrenchingly horrifying movies ever made so here we are today to share that trauma with YOU!!!
Haley and Toni not getting Oscars for the car scene alone is one of the Greatest Travesties of our entire lifetime 💔 but the Patch will celebrate and honor them the way they deserve!! So excited to watch this absolute fav with y'all to ring in the Big Da...
2024-10-30 14:15:14 +0000 UTC View Post
In addition to our full-length reaction to THE SUBSTANCE, our YouTube edit is now live!! Please give us a like, stream and comment so we can give ElisaSue the star treatment she deserves 💖💉✨
2024-10-28 20:22:54 +0000 UTC View PostGet ready to sparkle! I could not get Cobra's "Brand New Bitch" out of my head while watching this movie so this music video was born! Shake that ass while you still can! 💕✨
Full length reaction OUT NOW!
Youtube edit OUT TONIGHT!
2024-10-28 14:35:42 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re taking THE SUBSTANCE and never going back in this first-time watch of our new favorite movie of the year! It's giving symbiotic sabotage, monstrous Mothers (complimentary!) and the most scalding body tea ever seen on screen. ElisaSue Sparkle, we love you!!! 💖💉🌟🧬🧪✨
We've been soooo anxiously awaiting dropping this video for y'all and can't wait to hear your thoughts! Please comment - we're dying to hear from y'all! Also - the Youtube edit drops tonight as ...
2024-10-28 14:16:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Our Annabelle: Creation edit is officially live on YouTube and Mother needs all the streams she can get! Please give her a view, a like and a comment so we can support our silly girl in her quest for world dominance! ❤️
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-10-28 01:11:23 +0000 UTC View Post
We're collecting ghosts like Infinity Stones as we scream, squeeze and shriek our way through a first time watch of THIR13EN GHOSTS! This labyrinth of ghoulish horror could not have delighted us more as the all-star cast, stunning set design and non-stop action left us with the whiplash of our lives. Bring on the 14th ghost!!! 👻🗝️🔪🌀
2024-10-27 01:18:49 +0000 UTC View Post
We put together a collection here on Patreon called "HALLOWEEN (PETTY 🎃 VERSION) that includes full-length reactions and commentaries from all tiers we thought would be perfect to watch leading up to the big day! Feel free to take a look through it and watch some new and old favorites with us if you're needing some petty fun this spooky season.
Hope everyone is having a spectacular October so far! Still have more content coming y'alls way! 🤗
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2024-10-26 17:43:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Our reaction/commentary series on A Nightmare on Elm Street has commenced! We just dropped our first video covering the original 1984 classic! We'd love if you can help boost it by streaming and liking, it helps get it in front of peoples eyes this Halloweekend! Love ya & sweet screams! 😴
2024-10-26 01:44:03 +0000 UTC View Post
We're sat for a lesson in Creation and Confiscation as Annabelle's origin story snatches our wigs, our breaths (from laughing so hard) and our sensibilities in this first time in a long time rewatch of ANNEBELLE: CREATION! We're so excited to share this dark and twisted tale of our Wooden Mother's genesis with everyone in the Patch so settle in for a wonderful evening of dolls, demons and damnation...✝️🔩🖤
2024-10-25 21:19:33 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Pumpkins, our reaction to Agatha All Along's 7th episode "Death's Hand in Mine" is live on youtube! The cards have been dealt and we see a like and a stream in your future! Only two more episodes to go, spooky season and Gagatha are coming to a close, whatever shall we do!!!? 💚
2024-10-24 06:36:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Pumpkins, we're not in Kansas anymore! It's the 7th episode of Agatha All Along and we're feeling very wicked! The Salem Seven are hot on our trail and death looms in the distance. We're clicking our heels, but like most of our favs, there's no going home now. So have a seat and draw a card, your time is is running out... 🃏💚🗡️✨
2024-10-24 05:17:45 +0000 UTC View Post