Petty Pumpkins

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME *COMMENTARY* (FULL LENGTH PATREON EXCLUSIVE)

We're jet-setting to Crema for an Italian summer vacation in our first time-rewatch of CALL ME BY YOUR NAME and yes, it does hit even harder the second time. Is it better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all? We examine the age-old question here as we dissect the tumultuous relationship between Elio and Oliver in this deeply moving story of love, lust and loss 🇮🇹💔

SWARM *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (EPISODES 1-4)

We're joining the hive and giving over our stan cards in this first-time watch of Amazon's chilling limited series SWARM! Defend your faves at all costs because no one is safe when Miss Dre is around 😬🐝

PETTIEST PUMPKIN TIER AUGUST COMMENTARY!

Hi cuties!!

We are so incredibly and sickeningly thrilled to announce that the Pettiest Pumpkin tier commentary for August will be GREASE (1978). We're so obsessed with this movie and are so looking forward to dancing and singing our little hearts out with y'all!!!

ALSO: The July Pettiest Pumpkin tier commentary CALL ME BY YOUR NAME is coming soon! We got behind due to being without internet for 5 days so we're working to catch up but it will be posted by July 31.

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AUGUST PIPING HOT TEA TIER POLL!

Pumpkins!

Hope you've all had an amazing summer so far! Just like the Party Pumpkin tier poll, these options are all ones that received numerous votes in the survey we posted a few weeks ago. Always love seeing what y'all pick!! Thanks for the support--we appreciate and love you more than you know!

The polls end at 11:59PM CST on 8/1/24

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AUGUST PARTY PUMPKIN TIER POLL!

Hello Pumpkins!

Thanks to everyone who submitted suggestions for movies you'd like to see us watch! We got over 400 responses which was really exciting and have taken the ones that got the most votes (that we haven't already seen) to make up the top 5 of this poll. We have everything saved so we will definitely be pulling more from those survey results in the coming months--but for now here we are! Happy voting and love y'all!

The polls end at 11:59PM CST on 8/1/24

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SQUID GAME SEASON 1 *REACTION* (YOUTUBE EDIT!)

Hey Pumpkins, our youtube edit of Squid Game is now live! Please give her a stream and like! We appreciate you!

FRIDAY THE 13th PART V: A NEW BEGINNING *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We're back with the fifth installment in the Friday the 13th franchise and the fun is just beginning! Traumatized Tommy Jarvis is ready to start his healing journey, but the machete yielding lake man wants one more swing at the boy who took him down (or so it seems). The teens are horny, the kills are insane, click play to see Jason caked up in the rain!

THELMA & LOUISE *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We're hitting the road with THELMA & LOUISE in this first-time watch of an Oscar-winning classic and life has truly never felt more fulfilling! The bags are packed, the girls are packing and we're just along for the ride 👯‍♀️🙈

(Not quite sure when the Thelma & Louise edit wil...

Cosmic Witch Mix #1

Travel the Mystic realm with The Cosmic Witch and her familiar Jinx! Space and time slip away as she passes through ripples in the astral realm. ✨⋆☽☾⋆✨

THE MUMMY (1999) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We're unraveling Imhotep's curse in this first time watch of an- action-packed modern classic, The Mummy (1999). Join us as we master hieroglyphics and sip on ancient tea! Pack light, we're following our beloved Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz into The City of the Dead! With so many twists and turns - we're going to need a Cairo-practor! 🧟‍♂️✨🪲🖤

WE STARTED ANOTHER CHANNEL! (MYSTIC MOONSTONE)

Hey Pumpkins! We're excited to announce we've started a second channel: Mystic Moonstone!

 (No worries- Petty Pumpkins is still our #1 priority 4ever) but we've started an ambiance/vibes/music mix channel for all the spooky immaculate vibes! If you want beats and aesthetics to have on in the background while you study/relax/read/clean/etc... then check out our new channel! The videos are crafted by us, but sourced from licensed art and copyright free music and audios, (but one day ...

ARACHNOPHOBIA (1990) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Grab the bug spray and your hazmat suit--we're squaring up against the queen herself in this first-time watch of ARACHNOPHOBIA (available only on Patreon in the Party Pumpkin tier!) She's spinning us up in her web of destruction and we're living for every second of it! More queen, more! 🕷️🙈🕸️

ARACHNOPHOBIA FREEBIE CLIP - "SHOE TRAUMA"

Hey Pumpkins, we thought our Arachnophobia reaction would be up tonight, but it'll process by morning. Enjoy this freebie clip of us discussing the trauma you experience when there's a bug in your shoe. 🕷️

SQUID GAME (1x8-1x9) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Let the games begin! We're indulging in a little child's play as we watch SQUID GAME for the very first time! All bets are on us as we scream, cry and cheer our way to the finale of this disturbing little game that will infiltrate and haunt both our childhood and adult memories forever 🙃 in 3...2...1...GO!

Thanks for watching this insane show with us y'all!! We are SO excited for season 2!!!

BACK TO THE FUTURE YOUTUBE EDIT!

Happy weekend Pumpkins!

You probably saw we dropped the full-length reaction to this movie earlier this morning but the YouTube edit just posted if y'all could please please be extra McFly and give us a stream! Thank you love you!!

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BACK TO THE FUTURE *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Grab the plutonium and hop in the DeLorean--we're going BACK TO THE FUTURE in this first-time watch of a beloved 80's classic! Between hot & horny mothers and geeky freaky daddies, we had the most wild time navigating this blast from the past 🌩️⏪🕑🧑‍🔬🚗💨

SQUID GAME (1x5-1x7) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Let the games begin! We're indulging in a little child's play as we watch SQUID GAME for the very first time! All bets are on us as we scream, cry and cheer our way to the finale of this disturbing little game that will infiltrate and haunt both our childhood and adult memories forever 🙃 in 3...2...1...GO!

THE BOYS (04x08) *REACTION* "SEASON 4 FINALE"

The meta commentary in THE BOYS season 4 is getting all too real as chaos erupts, lines are drawn and master plans are finally revealed! Thanks to everyone for a Super season and see you all for the big finale! 💥💥💥

THE BOYS SEASON 4 FINALE! (YOUTUBE EDIT!)

Hey Pumpkins, our reaction to the season 4 finale of The Boys is live now! The full length video is still processing, but will be published here soon! If you could like and stream this to help Miss Algo- we'd appreciate it! With season 4 being so divisive, the views have kinda fallen off, please help us push this baby out!

PUMPKIN, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.

Hey Pumpkins, hope you're headed into the weekend in good spirits! We're trying to stay positive, but unfortunately we're stuck with no cable and no wifi for three days now due to Spectrum outages caused by Hurricane Beryl. We're able to connect to our hot spots here and there, so fortunately we got to react to The Boys Season 4 Finale, however the uploading process is taking forever. It might be the case that the youtube edit goes up first due to timing. We're going to a family members in a...

SQUID GAME (1x2-1x4) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Let the games begin! We're indulging in a little child's play as we watch SQUID GAME for the very first time! All bets are on us as we scream, cry and cheer our way to the finale of this disturbing little game that will infiltrate and haunt both our childhood and adult memories forever 🙃 in 3...2...1...GO!

A CINDERELLA STORY *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

Once upon a time on July 16, 2004 a little movie was released that went on to impact an entire generation and TODAY we are celebrating it Petty Pumpkins style! Happy 20th birthday to A CINDERELLA STORY—Nomad and Princeton Girl you will always be famous!!! 👑💖🤗

SQUID GAME (1x1) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! "RED LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT" (*FREEBIE*)

Let the games begin! We're indulging in a little child's play as we watch SQUID GAME for the very first time! All bets are on us as we scream, cry and cheer our way to the finale of this disturbing little game that will infiltrate and haunt both our childhood and adult memories forever 🙃 in 3...2...1...GO!

🚨🚨 We are so excited to announce that we're offering our full-length reaction to SQUID GAME EPISODE 1 to all tiers (INCLUDING THE FREE TIER!!!) Thanks ...

PATREON SCHEDULE THIS WEEK!

Hi Pumpkins!! Hope y'all are having a lovely weekend! Just wanted to let y'all know what's coming this week for y'all to enjoy!

Monday: Squid Game episode 1

Tuesday: A Cinderella Story 20th anniversary celebration!!!

Wednesday: Squid Game episodes 2-4

Thursday: The Boys season 4 finale

Friday: Squid Game episodes 5-7

Saturday: Squid Game episodes 8 &am...

FINAL DESTINATION 5 *REACTION* (YOUTUBE EDIT!)

Hey Pumpkins, our youtube edit of Final Destination 5 is live on youtube! Please give her a stream and a like if you can, wouldn't want Miss Destiny to find her way to you- we heard she's pretty petty! 🤪

FINAL DESTINATION 5 *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

Death is calling, bridges are falling and all the destinies are wrapping up! We watched Final Destination 5 and it was a blast from the past. Grab your boarding pass - we're off to Paris!  The Destination may be Final, but it's actually not the FINAL Final Destination - There's another one on the way, but for now we're all caught up on the franchise! 🌉🚗👁️🪝🔪✈️

THE BOYS (04x07) *REACTION* "THE INSIDER"

Things are not as they seem in the penultimate episode of The Boys Season 4! Shapes are shifting, fight or flight is kicking in, Sage is out, and Homelander- where do we even begin?... One more episode left in this wild season that is sure to end violently.

Y'all voted for these, but we've already done them! Get to watchin'!!!

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YOUTUBE:

Friday the 13th Part 4 (YOUTUBE & PARTY PUMPKIN TIER)

The Conjuring (YOUTUBE & PARTY PUMPKIN TIER)

I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (YOUTUBE ONLY /PRE-PATREON ERA)

HOCUS POCUS (YOUTUBE ONLY/PRE-PATREON ERA)

JENNIFER'S BODY (YOUTUBE ONLY/PRE-PATREON ERA)

PATREON:

Trick r Treat (PARTY PUMPKIN TIER)

The Faculty (PARTY PUMPKIN TIER)<...

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GEN V YOUTUBE EDIT IS LIVE!

Hey Pumpkins! Gen V is finally live on the channel! Give her a like and a stream if you can! So excited to chat about these characters and all the wild thing they're up to!