Petty Pumpkins

THE BOYS (04x06) *REACTION* "DIRTY BUSINESS"

Firecracker has made sure that this 4th of July is the most memorable by milking Homelander's weakness for what it's worth. Mother's Milk (The Person...) is having a moment-- and so is Hughie for that matter. There's a lot going on in this episode of The Boys, but one thing's for sure: the gworls are mothering!

SAW V *REACTION* (YOUTUBE EDIT!)

Hey Pumpkins, we'd love your bloody support on our new Saw V youtube edit! Cutting this thing down was a real puzzle 👀🧩 We hope your week turns out better than Detective Strahm's! 😉😘

WATCHING SAW V (2008) WITHOUT COVERING OUR EYES! *REACTION*

We’re back with our reaction to the 5th entry in the SAW franchise and are no less squeamish than we were 4 movies ago but perhaps much more confused 🤔 well…..at least we had fun!

POLLS CLOSE IN 10 HOURS!

Vote! Vote! Vote!

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE IN THE POLLS!

2 more days to vote in the $5 & $10 tiers! The spooky baby we have counting votes inside of a literal haunted pumpkin says there's almost 400 votes yet to be cast! Get your votes in before the little witch casts a spell... uh-- casts your vote for you! 🎃☕

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE FINALE YOUTUBE PREMIERE!

Hey Pumpkins, our reaction to the finale of Interview with the Vampire S2 premieres live on YOUTUBE @ 6PM CST! We're so excited to chat with you vamps about the thrilling conclusion to this epic season of Interview with the Vampire!  #iwtv

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (02x08) *REACTION* "AND THAT'S THE END OF IT. THERE'S NOTHING ELSE."

The blood tears are freely flowing as lovers are exposed, revenge is served and vindication is felt--nothing could have prepared us for the heart-pounding drama the #IWTV season 2 finale has to offer! Season 3 we're ready for you!!!!! 🧛‍♂️🩸🖤✨

BINGE MARY & GEORGE WITH US!

We didn't want to leave Pride month without giving a nod to one of our favorite watches this year: Mary & George!! 💕👑 This show was eye-opening in the way it looked at history through a queer lens and reimagined the story of Mary & George in a fabulous new light 🏳️‍🌈 We've compiled our reactions to all seven episodes in one binge-worthy 3 hour video for those who really want to experience the rise and fall of the fated Villiers'.

JULY SCHEDULE!

Hey Pumpkins!

June is winding down and we wanted to go ahead and give y'all a rundown of what you can expect from us this July so you can plan accordingly if you want!

Shows:

• SQUID GAME (Netflix): yes it's true! we never watched Squid Game when it first took over pop culture in 2021 but with the announcement that season 2 is going to be premiering later this year, it seems like now is the time! We are so excited to finally see what the hype of this s...

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THE BIRDCAGE *REACTION* (YOUTUBE EDIT!)

Hey Pumpkins! Our edited reaction to The Birdcage is live on youtube! Come kiki in the comments and give these gays a like! We hope you enjoy the last couple days of Pride! 🌈

LOVE, SIMON *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

We're heading to the winter festival of love, jumping on that ferris wheel and never getting off in this rewatch of a Petty Pumpkins all-time fav, the beautifully gay and barrier-breaking LOVE, SIMON! We're basking in the cotton candy sugar sweetness this movie has to offer as we celebrate Pride, the coming out experience and what this movie has meant to us over the last 6 years since its release. Grab the tissue (no literally we sobbed) and sit back as we share some queer joy with some our f...

THE BIRDCAGE (1996) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We Are Family has an entirely new meaning as we sashay back into the closet (just this once we promise!) for our first time watch of the iconic queer classic THE BIRDCAGE! We’re defining what it means to truly be a Mother (and a Daddy) as we close out #Pride in the gayest of styles 2024-06-28 23:50:07 +0000 UTC View Post

PETTIEST PUMPKIN TIER JULY COMMENTARY!

Ciao!!! We are so pleased to announce that the Pettiest Pumpkin tier Patreon-exclusive commentary for July will be Call Me by Your Name! It's certainly going to be a pleasure to break open this peach of a film! 🤭🍑🇮🇹

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕

JULY PIPING HOT TEA TIER POLL!

Back back back again at the polls because what??? We never stop voting!!! Make sure your voice is heard because you matter! 🫶🏻🤗

This month's theme is summer blockbusters and whewwww we have some heavy hitters! Can't believe we haven't seen these but somehow, they have evaded us. Until now!!!

The poll closes next Wednesday, July 3rd at 9pm! Have fun and please stay safe out there!

Stay cool 😎

Petty Pumpkins🎃 ☕

JULY PARTY PUMPKIN TIER POLL!

Hello our sweltering little summer pumpkins!

We are back with the July Patreon-exclusive reaction poll and excited to announce that this month's theme is creature features! We absolutely hate creatures and are excited to be terrorized by them lol 🤗🙈

The poll closes next Wednesday, July 3rd at 9pm! Have fun and please stay safe out there!

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕

THE BOYS (04x05) *REACTION* (YOUTUBE EDIT!)

Hey Pumpkins, our reaction to "Beware the Jabbewock, My Son" is live on youtube~ be a super pumpkin and give her a like for us! Have a great weekend! Can't wait to hear all your thoughts on this episode! 💙💚

THE BOYS (04x05) *REACTION* "BEWARE THE JABBERWOCK, MY SON"

We're taking a field trip to the most murderous farm you've ever visited (so sorry to Pearl, better luck next time dear) and miraculously lived to tell the tale! It's giving sick sheep and sick daddies in yet another installment of wildest show we've ever watched 🐑💉

GEN V *REACTION* (01x06-01x08) FIRST TIME WATCHING!

(Hey Pumpkins, not sure what happened with the glitching on the last upload, but we've reuploaded it here!)

Our bags are packed and we're enrolling in the wildest college experience known to man--AND superheroes--but no amount of schooling could have prepared us for this absolute explosion of chaos! Our first time watching GEN V cannot be summed up in words but if we must try we'll just say.....bloody 🙃🩸

And just like that...we are officially caught up on everything i...

[🔴REC] (2007) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Is this thing rolling? 📹🔴 Join us on Patreon for a late night filming of While You're Sleeping -- as The Petty Pumpkins shadow Reporter Ángela Vidal on one of her thrilling late night tapings! Meet us at the fire station at midnight!

PLL: SUMMER SCHOOL BINGE VIDEO!

Hey Pumpkins!

For everyone who kept up with everything PLL Summer School this season, you probably heard us mention that we were going to compile all 8 episodes after the finale and put them into 1 super long binge video for the people who enjoy that format as opposed to the week to week, individual videos. Well that video is now live on YouTube and as always, we would greatly appreciate if y'all are able to give a stream in the background or something (or watch it of course but you kno...

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (02x07) *REACTION* "I COULD NOT PREVENT IT"

Order in the court! The trial of Claudia and Louis has officially begun and even the best lawyers (us) can't convince these demonic theatre vampires to let our problematic favs off the hook. Conspiracy and contempt, love and loyalty take center stage as we sit front row for the most unfair trial of all time 🙃🧑‍⚖️🖕 But whatever, we're just waiting to appeal and then it's over for these losers!!!

GEN V *REACTION* (01x03-01x05) FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Our bags are packed and we're enrolling in the wildest college experience known to man--AND superheroes--but no amount of schooling could have prepared us for this absolute explosion of chaos! Our first time watching GEN V cannot be summed up in words but if we must try we'll just say.....bloody 🙃🩸

SILENT HILL *REACTION* (YOUTUBE PREMIERE!)

Pumpkins make some noise for our Silent Hill reaction! It premiers at 11AM CST on youtube and we'd love for you to come chat with us because WE WON'T BE SILENCED! ❤️‍🩹🔊🔥👀☕️

Girl, so silent

Hey Pumpkins, I usually only make edits like this if I'm feeling inspired because it's risky and time consuming in regards to youtube and copyright so we only include about 5 seconds in the video, but here's the rest of it for your amusement. Was feeling quite cheeky and needed to spill tea.

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AS ABOVE SO BELOW *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

The City of the Dead is calling and for some stupid reason we picked up the phone! It led us straight into the catacombs and now our trauma runs deeper than the tunnels in Paris 🙃 After all, as they say...the only way out is down!

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PRETTY LITTLE LIARS: SUMMER SCHOOL *FINALE REACTION* (YOUTUBE PREMIERE)

Hey Pumpkins! Our reaction to the riveting finale of Pretty Little Liars: Summer School is dropping here in less than 10 minutes! We'd love to chat with you about all the bloody tea!

THE BOYS (04x04) *REACTION* "WISDOM OF THE AGES"

Feuds, violence, more feuds, more violence-add in an oven-cooked man, a queer relationship that was doomed before it even began and the worst person you've ever known getting a national media platform and you've got season 4 episode 4 of THE BOYS!

PRETTY LITTLE LIARS: SUMMER SCHOOL (02x08) *REACTION* "FINAL EXAM"

They say every Bloody Rose has her thorns and babe this one is especially prickly! It’s the #PLLSummerSchool finale where our Final girls must undergo one last test and if we’ve learned anything from this show?? It's that these girlies will school you every time 🤭🥀✏️

GEN V *REACTION* (01x01-01x02) FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Our bags are packed and we're enrolling in the wildest college experience known to man--AND superheroes--but no amount of schooling could have prepared us for this absolute explosion of chaos! Our first time watching GEN V cannot be summed up in words but if we must try we'll just say.....bloody 🙃🩸

THE FIRST OMEN *REACTION* (YOUTUBE EDIT!)

Hey Pumpkins! We've dropped our first time reaction to The First Omen and we'd love your praise and worship on this youtube edit! Mother is Superior in this prequel to the classic film The Omen (which we've watched on the patreon if you want to watch that too!) We're preying on - um-- Praying FOR your souls always! ✝️🖤🙏