We’ve officially cleaned our plates with HANNIBAL, so it’s time for the next course on the menu: THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!! We're gobbling up every last crumb of this rewatch as we celebrate this feast of a film and could not have been more eager to finally devour this all-time classic 😋🍽️
From our obsession with Clarice Starling to a new appreciation (and understanding) of Hannibal the Cannibal himself, we’re savoring every unsettling bite of this classic...
2025-11-27 15:01:41 +0000 UTC
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We’re revisiting A CHARLIE BROWN THANKSGIVING, a classic that still fills our hearts like a perfectly chaotic holiday dinner. This special has been woven into our lives for as long as we can remember, and sharing it with you feels like inviting family to the table… the Petty Pumpkins way!
Happy Thanksgiving Pumpkins! This year we are thankful for YOU! And we know you would never scream at us if we brought popcorn and jellybeans to Thanksgiving dinner 🧡👀
2025-11-27 13:56:09 +0000 UTC
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Happy Holidays Pumpkins!!!
It’s officially sleigh-steering season, and you’re in the driver’s seat! 🎄🛷
We gathered a list of holiday favorites we somehow missed (yes, the North Pole is concerned). Pick the festive film we unwrap next! Light a candle, pour something warm, get your little voting fingers ready and let’s make this Yuletide gaaaaaay! 🎅💚🌟
The polls close on Wednesday December 3rd at 11:59pm CST.
Love y'all!! So excited to...
2025-11-27 03:10:28 +0000 UTC
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Our very first journey with PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES was chaotic, unhinged, and unexpectedly heartwarming! Steve Martin and John Candy had us giggling, stressed, endeared, and emotional all at once... it's the kind of holiday film where every single thing goes wrong but your heart grows three sizes anyway ✈️🚂🚗
Safe travels this Holiday Season! ❤️
2025-11-26 16:27:05 +0000 UTC
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This month flew by faster than a cursed mirror on a mission, so consider this post a small hiccup in the fabric of petty time, we promise we didn't forget the exclusives. November’s lineup is full on fire, haunting reflections, getting your steps in, comedy gold, and a piping-hot tea spill straight from Petty Pumpkins HQ!
🆓 FREE TIER — HOUSE OF THE DRAGON (1x1) *FREEBIE!*
🔥 The dragons aren’t the only things breathing fire... 😉
2025-11-25 15:00:58 +0000 UTC
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🔥 Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🩸
In “The Lord of the Tides,” years have passed but the mess has only multiplied. Viserys is holding on by a thread (so are we) and a family dinner quickly turns into classic Targaryen hospitality... things are heating up as we ride this dragon into the penultimate episode! 👑...
2025-11-25 05:06:10 +0000 UTC
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🔥 Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🩸
In “Driftmark,” children are brawling, alliances are cracking (and just cracked in general) Blood be spilled, sides be chosen, and the petty roots are officially showing 🐉💀
2025-11-25 04:04:48 +0000 UTC
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IT: WELCOME TO DERRY Episode 5 turns Neibolt Street into a full-on war zone, the kids are running into the sewers like they own the place, and Pennywise is out here SERVING terror and theatrics!!!
Like, comment, hype, stream, scream, let’s raise the blood-pressure in this bitch AGAIN 😤🍿
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2025-11-24 17:03:50 +0000 UTC
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🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂🎈
In episode five, "Neibolt Street" is officially a war zone. The whole town feels seconds from collapse, tensions are boiling over, and here comes Pennywise to slay the day… and you’ll want to see every second of IT 👀💀🍿
2025-11-24 08:28:33 +0000 UTC
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🍿📼 Our Scary Movie 3 YouTube edit is now LIVE in all its chaotic, corn-scented glory! Swing by, leave a comment, hype, stream, scream and let the algorithm know you're not afraid of a little crop circle OR A CURSED TAPE!!! 👀✨🌾⭕🌾✨👀
2025-11-22 18:06:10 +0000 UTC
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Before we head to the theater, we wanted to revisit a story that’s woven itself into our lives in so many ways. WICKED has lived in our hearts for years and this commentary is simply us settling into something we genuinely love and letting it wash over us once more, but this time for your entertainment 💚
If this story means something to you Pumpkins, we’re truly happy to share the moment with you just hours before we sit down at the theater to watch Wicked: For Good! ...
2025-11-21 04:11:29 +0000 UTC
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🔥 Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🩸
In "The Princess and the Queen" the time jump slapped us across the face and it seems the pettiness aged like decades-old wine. New heirs, fresh scandal, and the same old tension suffocates the narrative. The claws are OUT...(ours too) 💀
The tea isn't simmering anymore Pu...
2025-11-19 17:13:27 +0000 UTC
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🛸📼 We’re jumping into a first-time watch of SCARY MOVIE 3 that left us cackling, confused, and deeply concerned for all cornfields in America. Between Regina Hall stealing every single scene and Anna Faris at peak Cindy chaos, this just might be the silliest entry yet 👽😂🌽
2025-11-19 03:20:49 +0000 UTC
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Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🔥
In "We Light the Way" the royal wedding bells were ringing so you know what that means... What should’ve been a celebration turned into a feast of betrayal and heartbreak, BUT WHAT'S NEW? 💔
2025-11-18 18:01:05 +0000 UTC
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Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🔥
“King of the Narrow Sea” swept in with a royal mess and the kind of candlelit chaos that had us clutching our pearls and our pumpkins. Daemon and Rhaenyra are out here redefining “keeping it in the family,” and we were simply not emotionally prepared... 👑...
2025-11-18 15:37:16 +0000 UTC
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Derry woke up and chose chaos today, and tbh… so did we lmao 😵💫🎈
IT: WELCOME TO DERRY (Episode 4) is a full-body shiver as the kids get pushed to their limit and we did not see eye to eye with some of them.......
Like, comment, hype, stream, scream, let’s raise the blood-pressure in this bitch!
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2025-11-17 14:01:49 +0000 UTC
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🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
In episode four, "The Great Swirling Apparatus of Our Planet's Function" Fear tightens its grip on Derry as Charlotte fights to save Hank from his twisted fate... grab the popcorn, the real drama is just beginning...you're going to want to... see this with your own eyes 👀
2025-11-17 12:05:35 +0000 UTC
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For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷
Tonight’s course? Episodes 7 & 8, marinated in resurrection and stuffed with deceit. Lassarus rises from the dead, our Graham cracker is back on the hunt, and a horse gives birth to something quite disturbing 🐴🩸
2025-11-14 18:04:38 +0000 UTC
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Happy birthday to the funniest, quippiest, wittiest person we know! Your astute attention to detail, endless well of jokes and commitment to always having FUN are just a few of the many reasons we adore you so very, very, very much. Thank you for sharing your amazing self with all of us--life would be so much more boring without you 🥳💖
Please leave some birthday love for Chey in the comments!!!! 🙌
2025-11-12 15:01:33 +0000 UTC
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Mirror, mirror on the wall… who’s the unluckiest of them all? 👁️🪞
Apparently us, because y'all voted for this cursed movie.
This is our (PATREON-EXCLUSIVE $5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER FIRST-TIME WATCH) of Mike Flanagan's OCULUS where grief, trauma, and memory converge into ghosts that resides inside your own reflection. We came in expecting a haunted mirror and we left unsure if our own childhoods were real...🫢
2025-11-11 20:41:16 +0000 UTC
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Episode 3 of HBO's IT: WELCOME TO DERRY drags us deeper into Derry’s grip. Everyone’s reaching for answers, but the real horror is what they’re waking up in the process... 🎈
Like, comment, hype, stream, scream, help keep our algorithm from clownin' around! 🤡
2025-11-10 22:06:40 +0000 UTC
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🤡🕳️ We are officially entering our clown era as we react to IT: WELCOME TO DERRY, the new HBO prequel series exploring the curse that has always terrorized this cozy little Maine town 🍂
🪦👻 From gaggy graveyard chase scenes to Dick Hallorann shining a little too close to the sun, Episode 3 takes us deeper into Derry’s rotted history.
And somewhere in all this chaos, a clown is watching from the shadows 🎈📸
2025-11-10 13:31:22 +0000 UTC
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Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🔥 In "Second of his Name" we feasted on fire, fury, and feelings in the Petty Thrones Court. The table is set, the tea is scalding, and the petty is aging like fine wine! 🔥🐉🍷
2025-11-09 23:34:34 +0000 UTC
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🧠⚡️ We just posted our FRANKENSTEIN (2025) reaction on youtube… and YOU NEED TO SEE IT, PUMPKIN! This film is a beautifully gothic heartbreaking masterpiece, stitched together from grief and lightning. A monster built to love in a world that cannot love him back. But we love him, and we know you do too! 🪦🎃
So If you’re able to pop over to the video, like, comment, hype, stream, scream or let it run, it helps our little creature of a video ...
2025-11-09 15:50:23 +0000 UTC
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⚡ If FRANKENSTEIN (1931) was creation and Bride (1935) was refusal, Guillermo Del Toro's newest iteration is the reckoning. It’s gothic romance in its truest form, beautiful, doomed, and aching, the kind of story that knows love is a festering wound and still longingly reaches for it anyway... 🩸
🕯️❄️ So join us, if you dare, for our first time watch of Guillermo Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN (2025), a love story built from grief, guilt, and ...
2025-11-08 18:59:11 +0000 UTC
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Fire and blood have finally come to the Pumpkin Patch. We took our first-ever flight into the world of House of the Dragon, and it was petty, brutal, and beautifully devastating in all the right ways 🔥 In "The Rogue Prince" The mess is marinating and we are already picking sides! 😭🐉👑
2025-11-07 20:45:26 +0000 UTC
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The classic movie monster era shaped horror, queerness, and gothic storytelling forever and we want these Universal Monsters videos to have the audience they deserve!
Pumpkins, If you have the time today: a like, a hype, a comment, or even watching for a few extra minutes helps so much in pushing these videos out...
Thank you for helping us keep the monsters alive 💔⚡
(Also check back in soon for Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein (2025) coming...
2025-11-07 16:30:23 +0000 UTC
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For this feast, we’re serving Hannibal Season 2 in decadent two-course helpings...episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 Tonight’s course? Episodes 5 & 6, sliced into grief and smoked over deceit... an offering of friendship, kidneys, and very bad dinner guests 🥩🥀
2025-11-06 21:57:48 +0000 UTC
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⚡ The storm returns, pumpkins... and she has arrived!!! 💍🕯️
In BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, sparks fly in the laboratory again, but this time the experiment has expectations. We're celebrating 90 years of these monstrous legends and how their stories have echoed throughout time, pulsing, electric, and alive. This is gothic heartbreak wrapped in iconic hair, immaculate set design and one of cinema’s most unforgettable proposals...💔🫀⚡
2025-11-06 08:37:31 +0000 UTC
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❄️ Our BLACK PHONE 2 reaction is now live on YouTube! Grab a snack and watch before the call goes dead! 🫳🏻 🍿
Help us out of the ice with a like, comment hype, stream, scream, let's keep the petty algorithm from freezing over! 🥶
2025-11-05 03:12:38 +0000 UTC
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