Found footage is freakier than ever and V/H/S/85 is no exception! We're back with another vintage rendezvous as we uncover the truth behind the undead, angry, ancient gods and an experiment only a V/H/S fan could love. It's a bloody good time, so be kind and rewind.
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2023-10-09 13:15:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Y'all voted for us to watch The Grudge and we're never going to let it go. This early 2000s hit left us croaking and gagged at Sarah Michelle Gellar's every move. She came, she saw, she grudged. 🩸🖤🐈⬛
2023-10-08 14:39:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Amazon has a brand new Halloween classic on their hands with their newest slasher and just as the name suggests, it was so Totally Killer! Mother Kiernan proves once again why she’s one of the best modern Scream Queens as she sashays into the past all while rocking the most iconic fringe jacket.
2023-10-07 22:32:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The R. L. Stine fever is still growing strong and we’re back with another Flashback Friday! This time we’re heading straight into the swamp with a fervor for fever and it’s a howling good time!!!
2023-10-06 14:09:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey y’all!! We’re going to be dropping reactions to 2 new movies this weekend so we just wanted to give everyone a heads up in case y’all wanted to watch the movies before we post!
-Saturday (October 7th) we’ll be posting our full-length reaction to Totally Killer (starring Chey’s bestie Kiernan Shipka!!!) which drops on Amazon Prime tomorrow, 10/6!
-Sunday (October 8th) we’ll be posting our full-length reaction to
O' say can you see? More like o' yay it's Chucky! We're feeling more patriotic than ever as Charles Lee has wormed his way into our nation's capital, into Daddy President's tight embrace, and into the hearts and minds of America. Season 3 is off to the races and soon Chucky and Daddy President will be trading places! 🇺🇸🫡
2023-10-05 17:34:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Our favorite redheaded doll has infiltrated the military and just as expected, he is SERVING! After 2 failed attempts to get himself back into a human body he’s turning 3rd time’s the charm into 3rd times the harm as the military mischief, mayhem and murder commences!
Also, Season 3 of Chucky premiers tonight and we'll be getting that episode reaction to y'all ASAP! Have a happy hump day! ❤️
2023-10-04 16:36:50 +0000 UTC View PostHello!!! Time for the October poll for the $10+ tiers! The deadline to get your votes in is Friday 10/6 by 7pm CST. Happy voting!!! 🎃☕️✨
2023-10-03 16:06:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello cutie Pumpkins and HAPPY OCTOBER 1ST!!! We're kicking off the month with a rewatch of The Exorcist just in time for the new movie coming out this weekend. It's been over a decade since either of this have seen it and we've never watched it together so we were super excited and the movie did not disappoint! So excited it's finally and officially Halloween season--hope y'all have the spookiest Sunday to kick it off! 👻🖤🕸️😈
Love,
Petty Pumpkins ...
2023-10-01 16:11:57 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re back with another reaction on this spooky Flashback Friday and while the house may have been dead, we were LIVING! No amount of creepy ghost children could keep us from watching the first Goosebumps story ever told! Welcome to Dead House, we've been waiting for you. 🧟🏚️🪦
2023-09-29 16:55:07 +0000 UTC View Post
We reacted to the new extraterrestrial hulu horror No One Will Save You staring the extraordinary Kaitlyn Dever! If you haven't checked this out yet, it's what all the girlies are talking about and now we can't stop thinking about it! Edited version will be up on the channel tomorrow! 👽🖤🛸
2023-09-28 02:53:13 +0000 UTC View PostHi pumpkins!! It's time to vote for the October Party Pumpkin tier movie we're going to watch this month! Tried to give y'all a wide variety of options and we can't wait to see what y'all pick!! Soooo so so excited we finally almost made it to October!
Happy end of September and first week of fall!! 🍂🖤🍁 And most importantly, happy voting!!!!
Petty Pumpkins🎃☕️
2023-09-28 00:49:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Netflix’s Fear Street trilogy took summer 2021 by storm and we’re so honored to finally give this amazing trilogy the Petty treatment! Now for a bloody quick trip back to 1666. It’s time to finally worship Sarah Fier because she really did it for the queers! 🩸🏳️🌈🔪💚
2023-09-26 14:58:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Moms! It's the 5 year anniversary of one of our favorite erotic thrillers: A Simple Favor!
An amateur sleuth with a mommy blog?! A mysterious missing lady?! *GASP* Their hot (yet very suspicious) lover!!? We're so excited to share our commentary on this cult classic with you because it must be known -Blake Lively and Anna Kendrick give a master class on mothering... and smothering! 🍸
We're getting back to our roots and this one hit WAY too close to home! All the wonderfully campy chainsaw dancing in the world couldn't shield us from what we deemed "the most fcked up movie we've ever seen" in this first-time watch of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
2023-09-24 20:42:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Bottoms has taken the world by storm and after this first-time watch we’ve never felt more on top! This one’s for the girls, gays and theys as we celebrate what it truly means to be a bottom 😏 (Edited version drops on Youtube today!)
2023-09-23 14:30:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Here's a spooky little treat for you! We watched the best episode of Goosebumps... ever? Carly Beth ATE and we're just dying to talk about it! Edited version drops tomorrow! Hope your weekend is extra spooky! 🎃☕
2023-09-22 03:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey Pumpkins, after recent events surrounding American Horror Story: Delicate (from using scab writers and crossing picket lines to the Angelica/Emma situation) we will not be reacting to AHS:Delicate. We didn’t feel right from the beginning, and with what we know now- we’ll feel much better focusing our time on other projects. Hope you all can understand 💕🎃☕️
2023-09-20 17:17:27 +0000 UTC View Post
You voted on Dracula (1992) for this months Piping Hot Tea and the tea is actually blood! We're thirstier than ever in this first time watch of the iconic Dracula, starring Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves. With THIS cast "blood sucker, fame fucker" has a whole new meaning. 😅🧛🏻♂️🩸🎃☕
2023-09-15 16:14:41 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re back with another Goosebumps reaction on this spooky Flashback Friday (Thursday for Patrons wink wink) and today we're flashing all the way back to the beginning of Ryan Gosling's career! Before Barbie, he was serving up spooks in Goosebumps' iconic episode: Say Cheese and Die! 📸
2023-09-15 03:33:52 +0000 UTC View Post
As a bonus video- you get to watch Barbie with two Allan's!
2023-09-14 14:53:24 +0000 UTC View Post
A24's smash hit "Talk To Me" is breaking box offices records, breaking teens' faces and breaking down the door to hell. We thought there was no better time for a first time watch than during the witching hour herself. Talk to the hand cuz the face is cracked.
2023-09-13 13:50:11 +0000 UTC View Post
we reacted to Talk To Me and we don't know which thumbnail to pick! We've sent it to all our closest friends and they're all tied! Which one do we pick?!
2023-09-12 22:11:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Petty Pumpkins! We have several videos coming out this week and this is the first one! It's not dropping on YouTube until tomorrow but we just wanted to go ahead and give y'all the exclusive because who doesn't love SAW on a Monday morning??? 🪚🦶🩸
Hope everyone is having a great September so far!!
Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕
2023-09-11 14:23:02 +0000 UTC View Post
We’re back with another Goosebumps reaction on this spooky Flashback Friday and you’d better plant yourself for this one! It’s giving Daffodil Daddy, Savory Soil Suppers and Bloodcurdling Botanist Basements in this wildly chloro-phylled blast from the past.💚🌱🐛
2023-09-08 14:35:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Bust out the VHS tapes and smash them to pieces if you know what’s good for you! We’re venturing back into the found footage realm with a first-time watch of V/H/S and we would do anything to unsee those tape 📼🙃
2023-09-07 15:56:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Y'all voted for The Faculty (1998) and our bodies were not ready to be as schooled or as snatched as they were! From bad haircuts to bad apples- this movie left our jaws on the ground and we are so excited we caught it all on film.
2023-09-06 21:14:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! Just wanted to let y'all know that the Party Pumpkin tier poll has closed and The Faculty did officially win! We're getting ready to sit down and film it right now and then we'll get it to y'all next week. This is one we've been wanting to see for awhile so we're really excited to finally watch!
Also just wanted to give everyone a big shoutout for making our first month of Patreon such a blast! We're so thrilled that it kicked off with a bang and we have so so so much cont...
2023-09-01 23:10:11 +0000 UTC View Post
SLAPPY SPOOKTEMBER! Things are getting scary as we face our childhood fears by watching R.L. Stine's GOOSEBUMPS series! We're starting with Night of the Living Dummy II to fuel the nightmares and nostalgia! Viewers BEWARE, you're in for a SCARE! 💚😱🎃
The edited version will be up on youtube soon if you want the shorter version! Stay Spooky!
2023-09-01 13:44:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Chucky is back! They surprised dropped a trailer for season 3 of Chucky! Here's our reaction to the trailer! If you're unfamiliar with the Chucky series, we recommend you catch up on either USA, Syfy, or Peacock (or binging our reaction series of course!) We've reacted to both seasons and will be dropping full length reactions to season 3 once they start up in October! Stay slaying!
2023-08-31 18:35:12 +0000 UTC View Post