Petty Pumpkins

WEAPONS (2025) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

🕰️ Seventeen kids bolted from their beds at 2:17 AM and honey… that was the least unsettling thing we encountered during our first-time watch of WEAPONS! ✂️🧒🏻🥣

WEAPONS isn’t just a horror-mystery—it’s a full-blown witch~tastic, rollercoaster -fever-dream that SNATCHED us up and spit us out like catatonic children in the middle of the night and we're out of our GOURD about it! 🩸🎃🪄😈

HANNIBAL'S SO JUICY! (1x3 & 1x4) ARE LIVE NOW

You’ve devoured the steaming hot, uncut feast on Patreon—but now the knives are sharpened for the YouTube cut. Every secret glance, every wild game between Hannibal and Will is plated perfectly for the public to consume… come relive the madness with us on YouTube! Please help us push these reactions out to the Fannibals!🫀🍷🍴

For this feast, we’re serving Season 1 in decadent two-course helpings—episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 Tonight’...

ZOMBIELAND (2009) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

It's time to nut up or shut up, Pumpkins! 🌽🧟‍♂️ We strapped in for a (PATREON-EXCLUSIVE $5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER FIRST-TIME WATCH) of ZOMBIELAND (2009), where the apocalypse is a bloody mess, the Twinkies are scarce, and THE RULES ARE EVERYTHING!!!! From Tallahassee’s cowboy chaos to Columbus’s survival anxiety, we laughed, we screamed, and we probably broke a few of our own rules along the way.

Do cardio, double tap, and ...

WATCH ALL 5 TWILIGHT MOVIES WITH US!

🍿 Grab your popcorn, pumpkin! (and maybe a blood bag), because this saga is meant to be experienced in a true Twilight marathon. Whether you’re Team Edward, Team Jacob, or Team “Charlie Swan deserved better,” it’s time to revisit the cultural phenomenon that defined our generation. We put all our Twilight reactions into one binge-worthy video to celebrate their rerelease!🩸✨

STICK WITH US! TOGETHER ISN'T... TOO SCARY!

✨ Pumpkins, the therapy session doesn’t end here! ✨ Our full-length TOGETHER (2025) reaction is tucked safely away on Patreon, but YouTube still needs a little couples counseling of its own. If you’ve got a spare click, stream the YouTube edit too—it keeps our spooky community thriving and proves Petty Pumpkins stick… well… together 💔

WE WOEFULLY WRAPPED UP WEDNESDAY!

See ya next season!

✨ Pumpkins, the woe doesn't stop at Patreon! ✨ Our full-length reactions are safe and sound here, but the algorithm is acting like a wicked, petty, hyde. If you’ve got a spare click, stream the YouTube edit too—it helps keep our creepy little corner thriving and lets the outside world know Petty Pumpkins are alive and screaming 🕷️🕯️💀

HANNIBAL IS EATING OUR SUBSCRIBERS!

You’ve devoured the steaming hot, uncut feast on Patreon—but now the knives are sharpened for the YouTube cut. Every secret glance, every wild game between Hannibal and Will is plated perfectly for the public to consume… come relive the madness with us on YouTube! Please help us push these reactions out to the Fannibals!🫀🍷🍴

For this feast, we’re serving Season 1 in decadent two-course helpings—episodes paired together like fine wine and fava beans. 🫘🍷 This first...

WEDNESDAY SEASON 2 IS ALMOST WOEVER!

✨ Pumpkins, the woe doesn't stop at Patreon! ✨ Our full-length reactions are safe and sound here, but the algorithm is acting like a wicked, petty, hyde. If you’ve got a spare click, stream the YouTube edit too—it helps keep our creepy little corner thriving and lets the outside world know Petty Pumpkins are alive and screaming 🕷️🕯️💀

LADY GAGA | THE DEAD DANCE [MUSIC VIDEO] *REACTION* (FREEBIE!)

🕷️🪩 The paws came out for this one… Lady Gaga dropped THE DEAD DANCE music video, and we couldn’t resist giving it the full Petty Pumpkins treatment! Since it vibes so perfectly with the gothic glam of Wednesday Season 2, we decided to gift this reaction as a FREEBIE to all tiers to celebrate Spooktember! 🎁✨🎵

WEDNESDAY *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (2x7-2x8)

Wednesday Addams is back and so is the body count. Season 2 of Netflix’s Wednesday dives even deeper into the macabre heart of Nevermore, where betrayal blooms like nightshade and every secret is stitched in shadow. We’re reacting to the new episodes and unspooling the mystery thread by thread. Enemies are circling, friendships are fracturing, yet Wednesday is still two steps ahead on the chessboard of doom 🕯️🕸️♟️

We had so much fun watching this long awaited season wi...

WEDNESDAY JUST GOT EXTRA WOEFUL...

✨ Pumpkins, the woe doesn't stop at Patreon! ✨ Our full-length reactions are safe and sound here, but the algorithm is acting like a wicked, petty, hyde. If you’ve got a spare click, stream the YouTube edit too—it helps keep our creepy little corner thriving and lets the outside world know Petty Pumpkins are alive and screaming 🕷️🕯️💀

ALIEN: EARTH *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x5) "IN SPACE, NO ONE..."

When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, and humanity’s greatest threat lurking in the shadows—ALIEN EARTH is not just another sci-fi tale, it’s a survival story written in the stars. Our weekly reactions are landing on Patreon as the season unfolds, and when it all concludes, we’ll bring the full expediti...

HAPPY WOEFUL WEDNESDAY!

✨ Pumpkins, the woe doesn't stop at Patreon! ✨ Our full-length reactions are safe and sound here, but the algorithm is acting like a wicked petty hyde. If you’ve got a spare click, stream the YouTube edit too—it helps keep our creepy little corner thriving and lets the outside world know Petty Pumpkins are alive and screaming 🕷️🕯️💀

WEDNESDAY *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (2x5-2x6)

Wednesday Addams is back and so is the body count. Season 2 of Netflix’s Wednesday dives even deeper into the macabre heart of Nevermore, where betrayal blooms like nightshade and every secret is stitched in shadow. We’re reacting to the new episodes and unspooling the mystery thread by thread—with tempers flaring, allegiances fracturing, and the woe calling louder than ever🕯️🕸️🖤

this case is unlike anything we’ve conjured before

Pumpkins, court is in session! ⚖️👻

The Devil himself might be pulling the strings in The Conjuring 3, but on YouTube, it’s YOU pumpkins conjuring the views.

We’ve just released our edited reaction to THE CONJURING 3: THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT and trust us, it’s better than we remembered! The Warrens are back and sexier than ever, the stakes are higher than Lorraine's updo, and we’ve got plenty of screams, gasps, and petty prayers to...

🚨🚨 VOTE IF YOU HAVEN'T! 🚨🚨

Just stopping by to remind everyone to please vote in the September Patreon-exclusive polls if you haven't--the $5 Party Pumpkin Tier in particular is at a really close vote! (Or if you've already voted for something that probably won't win you can always change your vote to help decide between the frontrunners!)

Hundreds of y'all haven't voted but we want you to!!! So please do it!

Thanks and Happy September!! 🍂🍁

Petty Pumpkins 🎃☕

TOGETHER (2025) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

First comes love, then comes… something monstrous. Together is devotion distilled into body horror, a story where codependence isn’t just unhealthy—it’s inescapable. Love has never been this suffocating, but for The Petty Pumpkins it was a breath of fresh air... 👀🔗🤝

SEPTEMBER 2025 UPCOMING CONTENT!

The long nights are creeping closer, the shadows are lengthening, and we’re officially crossing the threshold into the 'Bers—our favorite stretch of the year. September through December is when the world turns strange, when the veil thins, and when we thrive.

This month we’ll be summoning sequels back from the grave, finishing what we started, and conjuring some new terrors to keep you company as the air grows colder. Our workload may be a touch lighter than usual as we sharpen ou...

HANNIBAL (3x11-3x13) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

🍽️ The last supper has been served… and it was burning, poisonous, and heartbreakingly beautiful 🔥 From Florence to The Great Red Dragon, Hannibal Season 3 is a feast of obsession, betrayal, and desire. Every frame is a blood-soaked painting, every murder is love letter written in blood and stamped with flesh 🤭

Will and Hannibal’s dance is fatal, their love unspeakable… and we devoured every deadly morsel🍷🐉🔪

✨ Press play and join us at the table one fin...

V/H/S/2 (2013) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

🔪📼 The tapes are back and they are bloodier than ever! We pressed play on V/H/S/2 for the first time and let’s just say we’ll never look at home movies the same way again 😳👁️

These segments are freaky, feral, and frightening in ways we couldn’t rewind out of our mind even if we wanted to. Who’s bringing the popcorn? 🍿

HANNIBAL (3x7-3x10) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

🍽️ The last supper has been served… and it was burning, poisonous, and heartbreakingly beautiful 🔥 From Florence to The Great Red Dragon, Hannibal Season 3 is a feast of obsession, betrayal, and desire. Every frame is a blood-soaked painting, every murder is love letter written in blood and stamped with flesh 🤭

Will and Hannibal’s dance is fatal, their love unspeakable… and we devoured every deadly morsel🍷🐉🔪

✨ Press play and join us at the table one fin...

HANNIBAL (3x4-3x6) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

🍽️ The last supper has been served… and it was burning, poisonous, and heartbreakingly beautiful 🔥 From Florence to The Great Red Dragon, Hannibal Season 3 is a feast of obsession, betrayal, and desire. Every frame is a blood-soaked painting, every murder is love letter written in blood and stamped with flesh 🤭

Will and Hannibal’s dance is fatal, their love unspeakable… and we devoured every deadly morsel🍷🐉🔪

✨ Press play and join us at the table one fin...

HANNIBAL (3x1-3x3) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

🍽️ The last supper has been served… and it was burning, poisonous, and heartbreakingly beautiful 🔥 From Florence to The Great Red Dragon, Hannibal Season 3 is a feast of obsession, betrayal, and desire. Every frame is a blood-soaked painting, every murder is love letter written in blood and stamped with flesh 🤭

Will and Hannibal’s dance is fatal, their love unspeakable… and we devoured every deadly morsel🍷🐉🔪

✨ Press play and join us at the table one fin...

LEGALLY BLONDE 2: RED, WHITE & BLONDE (2003) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

🇺🇸🐾 Elle Woods traded the classroom for Capitol Hill, and we’re along for the ride! 💖

Our first-time watch of LEGALLY BLONDE 2: RED, WHITE & BLONDE proves that pink isn’t just a signature color, it’s a political statement. From courtroom chic to Congressional glam, Elle is still teaching us that kindness isn’t weakness, and that sometimes democracy needs a little doggy daycare legislation to keep it fabulous 🐶📜

So grab your scented s...

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON UPDATE!

Hi Pumpkins!

The realm has spoken, and we’ve heard your cries for us to watch House of the Dragon! Don’t worry—our Petty Thrones journey isn’t ending just yet 🤭

But before we mount our dragons, we’re taking September to conjure up a full cauldron of spooky season content, which will be our sole focus for the month. Then, come October, we’ll be diving headfirst into the dragon's den with our reaction to House of the Dragon Season 1.

So sharpen your swords, ligh...

ALIEN: EARTH *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x4) "OBSERVATION"

When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, and humanity’s greatest threat lurking in the shadows—ALIEN EARTH is not just another sci-fi tale, it’s a survival story written in the stars. Our weekly reactions are landing on Patreon as the season unfolds, and when it all concludes, we’ll bring the full expediti...

WE BINGED GAME OF THRONES: SEASON 3!

Our bravest Pumpkins sat through the screams, sobs, and stabbings of the Red Wedding months ago… 🩸👑 But now the YouTube edit has risen from the ashes and we'll need your swords at our side to slay the algorithm ⚔️🔥

Your early support is what makes these edits possible—so join us on the front lines as we unleash Season 3 on the masses. Let’s make Westeros (and YouTube) feel our Pumpkins’ petty power🍷

SEPTEMBER 2025 (PARTY PUMPKIN TIER POLL)

✨The air is crisp, the candles are lit, and Spooktember is here. 🍂 We heard your cries and counted every vote, we crafted the polls based on the top vote getters and we plan to curate many polls to come from the options we harvested from the content survey.

This month you’re picking from the eerie echoes in the dark to creatures waiting just beyond the mist, your vote decides what haunts us next! 👻

The poll ends Tuesday, September 2nd at 11:59pm CST. 2025-08-28 01:40:06 +0000 UTC View Post

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER (1988) *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

☀️😎 Rise and shine, Freddy’s not done with us yet! A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER drags our dream warriors back to the chopping block, while Alice steps into her own final girl destiny. This is the most twisted sleepover you’ll ever be invited to and the master of dreams might just meet his match… if you can stay awake. 🌙🩸🔥

SAW VII: THE FINAL CHAPTER (2010) *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

🪚 The curtain’s closing on Jigsaw’s saga… and it’s a blood-soaked mess of a finale. SAW VII came at us in 3D (literally and figuratively), and while we didn’t have our glasses on, we still got smashed with every splatter, scream and surprise! 🧩 Did this final game leave us satisfied, or were we dizzy from all the carnage?😵‍💫🤭🩸🐷