Petty Pumpkins

🚨SAW 7🚨 = $5 PARTY PUMPKIN TIER TONIGHT!

It’s time you saw it with your own eyes…👀

You pulled at our heartstrings enough to get us to watch this…💔

Now you have nowhere to hide, nowhere to tuck your squirms and screams 😱

🪚 We’re dropping Saw 7 tonight and heads will roll… 🙃

well… actually now that we think about it… cars will roll… 🚘

...over heads… 🛞😨

It's all yours in full length terror for 5 bill(y)'s 💵🌀 (youtube edit coming in SAWtember!)

2025-08-25 23:12:01 +0000 UTC View Post

CHUCKY WANTS TO PLAY! ❤️

Gather round, pumpkins 🔪✨ Chucky’s first k!ll spree on our channel is rising from the grave! We’ve stitched together our Season 1 reactions into one murderous marathon, straight from our baby pumpkin era. The edit may be old, but the screams are eternal 💀❤️

⚠️ Unfortunately, This has never been on Patreon (we filmed these before The Patch existed), but now you can binge the chaos in one slay-tastic video on YouTube. Perfect for the upcoming ...

ALIEN: EARTH *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x3) "METAMORPHOSIS"

When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desper

When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, and humanity’s greatest threat lurking in the shadows—ALIEN EARTH is not just another sci-fi tale, it’s a survival story written in th...

JASON GOES TO HELL: THE FINAL FRIDAY (1993) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

Final Friday? More like Final Straw 😭🔪 We somehow survived Jason Goes to Hell and let’s just say… it felt like our actual eternal damnation. But in true Petty Pumpkins fashion, we made it fun, clocked the camp and licked up the crumbs worth savoring. Jason may have thought he went to hell, but the true nightmare was ours all along. 🔥

🚨👻 VOTE FOR HALLOWEEN CONTENT 🎃🚨

In case you missed it (almost 4,000 of you did 👀) we posted a Google survey for you to vote on the Halloween content you want to see from us this year! The winners of these polls will be sprinkled across Patreon, exclusive polls, Youtube, and further uploads to come - so vote wisely if you haven't already! We're finalizing our spooky season content plans soon, but want to make sure everyone's voice is heard 🔮✨🕷️

(click the image/text to open the survey)

HELL HOUSE? MORE LIKE HELL NO!

🗝️ You survived the full-length terror last Halloween, but survival comes with a price...this year, it’s feeding the algorithm. 👀 So drop your screams in the comments, light up the dark with your likes, and help us keep the haunt alive. Otherwise… the clowns will handle it for you. 🤡🕸️

ALIEN: EARTH *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x2) "MR. OCTOBER"

When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, and humanity’s greatest threat lurking in the shadows—ALIEN EARTH is not just another sci-fi tale, it’s a survival story written in the stars. Our weekly reactions are landing on Patreon as the season unfolds, and when it all concludes, we’ll bring the full expediti...

ALIEN: EARTH *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x1) "NEVERLAND" (*FREEBIE*)

A strange new world is calling… 🌍✨

When a spaceship carrying experimental, extraterrestrial-creatures crash-lands on Earth, nothing will ever be the same. 👽 A sister’s desperate search, rival corporations with secrets to hide, and humanity’s greatest threat lurking in the shadows. ALIEN EARTH is not just another sci-fi tale, it’s a survival story written in the stars. Our weekly reactions are landing on Patreon as the season unfolds, and when it...

The banners are raised, the throne awaits…

and the full saga is yours.

All 8 seasons, All 73 episodes of our Game of Thrones journey are now streaming uncut and full-length in the $5 Party Pumpkin tier here on our Patreon. 👑

We halted our YouTube edits when spoilers threatened our quest—but now that we’ve finished the long road to the throne, nothing stands in our way. Patrons have the entire story at their fingertips, ready to bin...

GAME OF THRONES *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (8x6)

The Long Night has ended… but the petty reign continues 👑✨ We’ve arrived at the FINAL SEASON of Game of Thrones, ready to laugh, weep, and rage for old times’ sake. Thank you, pumpkins, for marching with us through every battle, betrayal, humiliation ritual, poisoning, explosion and dragon screech on the road to the throne 💅🏻🐉⚔️🐺💀☕❄️🖤

GAME OF THRONES *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (8x5)

The Long Night has ended… but the petty reign continues 👑✨ We’ve arrived at the FINAL SEASON of Game of Thrones, ready to laugh, weep, and rage for old times’ sake. Thank you, pumpkins, for marching with us through every battle, betrayal, humiliation ritual, poisoning, explosion and dragon screech on the road to the throne 💅🏻🐉⚔️🐺💀☕❄️🖤

GAME OF THRONES *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (8x4)

The Long Night has ended… but the petty reign continues 👑✨ We’ve arrived at the FINAL SEASON of Game of Thrones, ready to laugh, weep, and rage for old times’ sake. Thank you, pumpkins, for marching with us through every battle, betrayal, humiliation ritual, poisoning, explosion and dragon screech on the road to the throne 💅🏻🐉⚔️🐺💀☕❄️🖤

GAME OF THRONES *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (8x3)

The Long Night has ended… but the petty reign continues 👑✨ We’ve arrived at the FINAL SEASON of Game of Thrones, ready to laugh, weep, and rage for old times’ sake. Thank you, pumpkins, for marching with us through every battle, betrayal, humiliation ritual, poisoning, explosion and dragon screech on the road to the throne 💅🏻🐉⚔️🐺💀☕❄️🖤

GAME OF THRONES *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (8x1-8x2)

The Long Night has ended… but the petty reign continues 👑✨ We’ve arrived at the FINAL SEASON of Game of Thrones, ready to laugh, weep, and rage for old times’ sake. Thank you, pumpkins, for marching with us through every battle, betrayal, humiliation ritual, poisoning, explosion and dragon screech on the road to the throne 💅🏻🐉⚔️🐺💀☕❄️🖤

THUNDERBOLTS* (2025) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

The Avengers? Cute. But Thunderbolts*??? THUNDERBOLTS* had us weak in the knees, with more sweat, tears, and thirst than we are legally allowed to show 💦👀 This first-time watch is messy, very emotional and downright indecent in places (oops)… and you get the full-length cut. So settle in for chaos, anti-hero realness, and a box of tissues for your issues 😭❤️‍🩹😢

WE BROUGHT HER BACK!

We survived hair-fed demons, poolside rituals, and the most unsettling foster mum you’ll ever meet in full length, but now our Bring Her Back YouTube edit is entering the circle. Come stream the chaos, cult vibes, all the chomping and maybe you'll help this video bring back our algorithm 🩸👁️⭕🦷

Alien: Earth Update! 👽🌎

Hi Pumpkins!

Quick update on our Alien: Earth reactions—while we will be filming and posting them weekly, the exact day might vary since this time of year is wonderfully busy for us. We’re not reacting the moment each episode drops, but you can still count on a new one every week.

The first episode will be available to everyone in the Free tier and will be posted within the next few days. We’re so excited to watch with you!

Happy alm...

PULL THE LEVER, PUMPKIN!

🦙✨ You saw all the quotable chaos and llama drama uncut in our full length Patreon first time watch of The Emperor's New Groove, now you can relive the most groovy moments in our YouTube edit! Kuzco’s sass, Yzma’s schemes, Kronk’s chest… help make this drop even groovier with a stream and a like! 😉

We need your haunted wisdom! 👻🎃

Hey Pumpkins!

Last year in our $5 Party Pumpkin Tier, we braved the halls of HELL HOUSE LLC (2015) 🏚️💀 and loved every terrifying minute. The YouTube edit is dropping this month… but there’s a brand-new sequel creeping up on us in less than two weeks! 😱🕰️

We didn’t have time to tackle the rest of the franchise yet, and now we’re at a crossroads… How should we proceed, oh wise Pumpkin Patch? 🫣...

AUGUST PATREON EXCLUSIVES!

The votes are in and the results are sickeningly stunning. This month, your exclusive treats include extraterrestrial enigmas, undead antics, psychological shivers, fierce fashion—and one juicy gossip session straight from Petty Pumpkins HQ.

🆓 FREE TIER — ALIEN EARTH (1x1) FIRST TIME REACTION (FREEBIE!) First contact has been made… and it’s out of this world 👽✨
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WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014) *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING!

We bared our necks to WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS for the very first time and it was truly love at first bite! 🤭🩸From petty, passive-aggressive chore charts to grudges older than the furniture, this horror-comedy mockumentary had us giggling, gasping, and double-locking the windows before dusk 🌙🦇

This is a ($5 Party Pumpkin Tier Patreon Exclusive), so pour yourself a goblet of something red, fluff up your coffin cushions, and keep your garlic close… things...

HAPPY FREAKY FRIYAY!

🎸✨ You saw all the nostalgia and the chaos uncut—now come relive the wildest moments in our YouTube edit! Lindsay’s angst, Jamie Lee’s mayhem and peak 2000s body-swap mania… let’s make this Friday even freakier 😉

AND

( we're actually about to go see Freakier Friday today!!! EEEK!!)

Let us know what you think of the most anticipated sequel of all time!)🤩

AND if you want us to do a commentary go say that in the comments on youtube to get the hype g...

IF THESE WOES COULD TALK...

You’ve already fully trampled through Thornhill’s deteriorating mental garden 🌺—every poisonous petal, full Hyde havoc, and unfiltered mommy meltdown in glorious, uncut detail. Now you see what survived the pruning shears in the YouTube edit… the mid-season finale still deserves maximum petty and we need your help to keep the algorithm trapped within our ever-growing web...🕷️

CALL OF THE WOE...

The mystery’s not just getting deeper—it’s getting hotter. Call of the Woe takes us beyond Nevermore’s walls and straight into Camp Jericho, where secrets seem to slurp in every shadow. OH and there's a certain Hyde-shaped distraction we can’t seem to shake. Stream the uncut woe to keep our algorithm out of the depth of hell 🖤🔥

THE DEVIL YOU WOE...

Things are heating up on Wednesday and not just because Tyler’s back on our screens, glistening with menace. Our full-length reaction to Wednesday (2x2) is packed with sweat, suspicion, and more sweat, but also on pecs and abs. Help our algorithm in all it's spiraling agony. Plus, you NEED to see this youtube cut.... It’s dark. It’s juicy. It’s Hyde-rated. 🖤🔥

WEDNESDAY *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (2x3-2x4)

Wednesday Addams is back and so is the body-ody-ody count. Season 2 of Netflix’s Wednesday dives even deeper into the macabre heart of Nevermore, where betrayal blooms like nightshade and every secret is stitched in shadow. We're reacting to the new episodes and unspooling the mystery thread by thread—with shrieks, swoons, and a Hyde who’s got us blushing in black🤭🕸️🖤

HERE WE WOE AGAIN... 🕷️💀

Our Wednesday Season 2 reactions are HERE and we’re kicking things off with a little murder. Come see how we handled the return of everyone's favorite morbid misfit. Spoiler: there were gasps. There was tea. There was Chey screaming “MOTHER!” more than once.

🖤 Stream the edited YouTube version now and drop your thoughts in the comments, we're dying to know what you think of the premiere...

WEDNESDAY *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (2x1-2x2)

Wednesday Addams is back and so is the body count. Season 2 of Netflix’s Wednesday dives even deeper into the macabre heart of Nevermore, wh

Wednesday Addams is back and so is the body count. Season 2 of Netflix’s Wednesday dives even deeper into the macabre heart of Nevermore, where betrayal blooms like nightshade and every secret is stitched in shadow. We're reacting to the new episodes and unspooling the mystery thread by thread, with shrieks, swoons, and a spectacular amount of ...

FREAKY FRIDAY (2003) *REACTION* (MOVIE COMMENTARY)

We’re heading back to 2003, when one magic cookie shaped an entire generation in this nostalgia-fueleded rewatch of one of our all-time favorite classics—FREAKY FRIDAY! As we prepare to welcome these characters we’ve treasured for so long back into our lives with open arms, we can’t help but reflect on how this story of empathy, love, and a little chaos has stayed with us all these years. 🎶🤘💜

From the frosted lip gloss and guitar riffs to the tearful, hard-won understan...

ADULTS *REACTION* FIRST TIME WATCHING! (1x6-1x8)

We watched ADULTS for the first time and let’s just say: we laughed, we gagged, we spiraled, we healed. From wildly unhinged hookups to existential breakdowns and everything in between, Adults is raw (so is the chicken), hilarious, heartfelt, and a little heinous 🍗📱🍷