Bits' Brain go Brrrrrrrrr....
I'll update on the kitty when I know what's happening, cause I know I can't just mention something is happening without explaining how it works out.
I'm excited for the story tho....
I might need to change the name of these recordings to "Therapy Fridays with Bits". I guess this is kind of a "Me and My Work: the Squeakquel". The first part of that diatribe can be found [HERE]. I feel like the topic needs a bit more focus before I really dig into how my thoughts have evolved over the past fe...
2022-02-18 21:25:14 +0000 UTC View PostThere was a prompt on Reddit. I'm working on a story off of it. I have five pages done. This is me attempting to read those for you.
Have a great Friday!
Hey-o I'm live on the discord, Right Meow.
Come listen to me agonize over everything and bust off.
I tried to talk a bit about pickup lines and why I generally would prefer someone to just like.... talk to me like a person. But I might be a snob. Or a silly slut whos just trying to get off. These are just some silly thoughts and like.... I dunno.... sexual torture?
I had so much fun.
Long story short, do people even like cats?
2022-02-11 22:43:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Back when I first set this thing up, I set some goals that seemed kind of doable, but also like mind-blowing notes of success? It probably says something that I set my first goal reasonably low.
Anyway, we have done it! We made the bar all gray! Look at us, who would have thought. Not me. *Insert that Paul Rudd eating hot wings meme here.*
So, there is some discussion to be had.
When I first wrote up the goal, I had a
2022-02-10 01:21:29 +0000 UTC
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So, I was recording something else and the wand was just lying there and I wanted to get off. I wasn't initially planning to get off to release the audio but it was fun and it was recorded?
You know my one motto: Everything is content.
I know I said this month was dedicated to fellatio only. I'm a bad girl. Probably have to teach me a lesson or something.
I get.... a little NSFW in here to be honest. But just for a moment!
NSFW Movie Stream - I would like to do a special stream for my Valentines on the Discord. I will be live in Discord on February 12, 2022, 9:00 pm UTC until I feel like quitting. I'll bring some romance movies to fuck over. Discord is available to the the Nom tiers and up.
NSFW Hang Out Stream for the Bites and up will be on February 24, 2022, 11:...
So, I recently released the original version of this audio on Pornhub, and I almost immediately received a comment that a listener didn't like the effect I put on my voice.
Then, I was talking with Arthur, cause, obviously (New script fill, go go go), and he mentioned that he had considered asking for a version of the audio without the voice alteration, because, he wanted to hear my ...
A massive thank you to u/ArthurWynne for reaching out to me and commissioning this script fill. Extra Sloppy Thank You's for his patience as it's taken me.... quite a while to get it together.
[Link to the Original Script Post Here]
Synopsis:
I'm just, gonna, slip this in here. This review has been sitting in my drafts for months for no reason other than, I keep skipping over it?
This week I am jumping on a small Bubba in soft from Arkham Harbor [Link to their twitter here]
Let's get fishy? [2022-02-03 13:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh hey, it's been a hot minute since I did something produced. I might have been milling around in the background on something, very very slowly.
Synopsis: You’ve just come home to your partner after a long trip. Frustrated and desperate for a release, but before anything kinky can begin, she has a bone to pick with you. A startling revelation about your internet search history that sends you reeling. But to your astonishment, things go far better than you co...
2022-01-31 23:43:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like I really showcased the power of caffeine here. Topics include:
It was suggested I get a PO Box. I did. Here is the address:
Dirty Bits
PO Box 73165 Woodbine PO
Calgary, Alberta, T2W 6E4
This week, we continue with the EroGeisha spotlight and play with Také. [2022-01-28 13:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like... this is a pretty fundamental cut? As far as my fantasies go, anyway,.. and not very deeply thought out. LMAO.
Happy Friday to the middle of the Pacific somewhere.
I feel like the real weekly update was last night during the live. I spent a lot of the week distracted by platform BS.
Im planning to watch porn on Discord tomorrow! Cum hang out with me?
Hope you are having a great week, babe.
Hey everyone! Just a reminder that Im live streaming in about half an hour over on the Discord for Munches and up. We're watching Waterworld and I hope to get off sum
2022-01-20 23:49:09 +0000 UTC View Post
This week I am kicking off a series where I will be highlighting Erogeisha, a shop that is located close to home.
Today's toy is Takayoki, the tentacle. Link to a video version of the review can be found 2022-01-20 13:01:02 +0000 UTC
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I..... talk *really* fast in this one. In a very spazzy kind of way.
Ahhhhh, Chaos.....
Just talking a bit about some thoughts that came to mind as I was getting rubbed down the other day.
I really want to get back into improving stories again, I think.
This one gets real dramatic at the end.
So, today I am vibing on the Nora from Lovense. Let's start with a massive thank you to our anonymous assistant; This toy was supplied by them and they did all the hard work AND tolerated my whimpering, so, credit where it is due. Merci, Ringleader.
Side Note from Capitalism Bits while she's here: If you are interested in helping me with a review in the future...
My apologies for the late upload. I missed Friday and uhhhhh, well, this is... something?
We play a dice game with my ass and I try to put a consistent thought together. I'm not sure if I succeeded with the second part, but, I came, so, small victories.
Note: Imma update the post later with cover art and a video link, but Bits painfully wants to get this out.
This week is a Very Special review, at least for me.
The collar I am reviewing was a gift from Raven and Lantern Leatherwork and, spoilers, I adore it.
I talk at fair length in the audio about what this means to me, but I did want to speak quickly on the ...
I've been hitting snooze on my alarm for a week. I think it's Friday?
Bits is.... back, baby?
There's a cute pic of parts of me over on the Discord in the NSFW channel. That's kind of a big deal. I don't do that shit often. check it out?
Yooooo, I think this is a bit of a downer, BUT, I get off and that's always nice.
Imma have something a bit more fun later today or something.
Happy Holidays. Thank you so much for being here. I appreciate you so very much. I'm really looking forward to the new year and whatever debauchery we get into.
And this concludes Bits Takes a Test and Tries to Pass, Barely.
2021-12-24 14:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostHey all, I'm sorry for the late notice on this, as I've agonized on making it official or not, but I am going to give myself a small break from the 23rd till the 29th. It's been a bit of a struggle to find motivation this month and I think I just need to cut myself the tiniest bit of slack in an effort to trick my overwhelmed mind.
I'm planning to still have the Friday Patreon offerings, and I hope to be back fresh and wet for the live on the 30th. Just a reminder that is for th...