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Overthinking the BDSM/ Kink Quiz - Part Two

Overthinking the BDSM/ Kink Quiz - Part One

I spent this month's hangout night figuring out what kind of sexual deviant I am as per the BDSM Test, with a bit of assistance to keep me honest.. Honestly, most of it was spent tearing the test apart, but I had fun! And I think I learn something along the way? Maybe? 

Weekly Bits -December 17, 2021

I didnt even use the good mic for this, that is how out of it I am today.

Anyone else stressed? Just me? I dunno what that's about....

I will be on Discord this Sunday with holiday movies and my dumb mouth. Mostly for SFWish fun and hang out.

OH! Its the last weekend to get your dick into the Dick Rating for my Noms and up. I hope I find a package or two under my tree; Ive tried to be so good.

Oh! The movie live streams are cuming, Munchies (and all tiers above...

Answers for your Questions - Part Five

I did it! I got to the end! It takes a bit though, I literally give up and have food in the middle of this cause I'm struggling.

Am I good enough yet, daddy?

LMAO 

DirtyBit's Toy Review - Lush 3 from Lovense

Oh boy. I have been waiting for this review. It took a moment to get made. I'm so excited for it.

Today, I am playing with the Lush 3 from Lovense.

Special thanks to my helper. If Editing Bits did her job right , you won't hear them, but they were so helpful in running things. Big thanks. I talk about it more in the au...

Weekly Bits - December 10, 2021

It's a bit of a therapy session this week (you can tell by the length!). I go into the Cucked Trilogy, how I've been feeling, some mental health bullshit cause I can't help myself sometimes, backpedaling. 

Just a general catch up between friends.

Overall, it's been a good week! 

Oh! The NSFW Movie Night Streams will be posted for my Munchies and up over the weekend. I had to do the smallest bit of editing to the November file and I've been putting it off.
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Answers for your Questions - Part Four

Fuck Pluto. Fuck him. I am the boss. Not him. Me.

And questions? I think? 

Master Audio Library List

I took a bit of time to make a collection of the links to all of my publicly available audio.

It's just bare bones, but, if you're trying to listen to everything, here is a check list? I think you can sort it however you want for your own convenience.

I'll try to keep it up to date. 

Cucked - The Full Trilogy

Synopsis: While out at a concert and  left to my own devices, I manage to befriend a tall, handsome stranger and we commit to getting to know one another. Next thing I know, we're getting to know each other on an intimate level. Fuck my boyfriend, am I right?  

I heard a rumor that some people like my shit looooong, so I took the liberty to cut together all three parts of Cucked into one single run with all questions and comm...

Cucked, Part Three: Dinner and a Threesome

Synopsis: We finally leave the room and go to find food. Just my luck that we end up at the same pub as my boyfriend. Awkward threesome, anyone?

Tags: [F4M] [F4A] [Story][Narrative] [Desperate] [Thirsty] [Horny] [Slut] [No Will Power] [Dumb Slut] [You’re Hot]  [S&M] [BDSM] {Degradation] [Cuckold] [Cheat] [Unfaithful] [Making Out] [Eye Contact]  [Oral] [Missionary] [Rough] [Choking] [Hair Pulling] [Cum] [Jizz] [Seed] [Cream Pie]...

Cucked Part 3 SFX Mine [NSFW]

There have been some requests for up close and personal wet pussy sounds. How convenient I need that shit for other stuff too.

Pretty focused in this one today.

Weekly Bits - December 3, 2021

Ahhh, finally, I found a way to shut myself up. 

Answers for your Questions - Part Three

Oh fuck, Pluto shows up again.

And fucking failure, again.

Not happy. 

In Which Bits Watches Hentai - Live Stream Audio

I had some hentai suggestions on Discord and I was going to watch them and.... work out... anyway, so I figured why not stream it?  

It's.... hot chaos, I suppose. I'm horrible at focusing.

I will link all the videos we watched in the NSFW Discord channel. They are spicy. I don't know what you are here for if that surprises you.

Anyway... en... joy? 

DirtyBit's Toy Review - Skorpi from Baphomet's Workshop- Unboxing and First Impressions Review

I have been looking at Skorpi in soft firmness by Baphomet's Workshop for.... a while. I just think he's neat. Insert that meme here. I think you get an extended play with the unboxing portion that I thought I lost.

Early Access to the Pornhub version can be found 2021-11-30 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Cucked Part 3 Blooper

I'm not even sure if I'm going to use this take of the audio or not, but I wanted to show off that I did something. HAHAHAHAHA 

Weekly Bits - November 26, 2021

I need an adult, please? Help?

I'm... its rough.... you ruined me, babe. Wednesday was..... fun. Im still trying to get my head together. 

Answers for your Questions - Part Two

This one is heavy on fantasy questions, so, I tell a few stories, I guess hahaha. 

DirtyBit's Toy Review - Legacy From Velvet Alley Designs - Unboxing and First Impressions Review

Velvet Alley Designs has a Mystery Bag item and we all know I'm a sucker for surprises. I thought I had lost my unboxing audio but Great News Everybody! I found my it! So, I included that for you, my lovely patrons, so you can hear the unboxing glee. If you are interested in seeing the full model, Im trying this new thing where I upload shit to Pornhub? Check that out 2021-11-23 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

NSFW Movie Night Change/ Reminder

Hi hi! I just wanted to put out a reminder that we will be hanging out this Wednesday November 24, 2021 at 7:30 PM my time/ November 25 02:30:00 UTC to watch a movie, as selected by you, the night of the event. Something about Brenden Frasier themed choices?  

Originally I had scheduled for Thursday night but apparently the Americans are deep frying black Friday deals or something, so, I'm going to adjust for that.

I think...

Weekly Bits - November 19, 2021 [SFW]

It's been a busy week prepping some longer running stuff for the Patreon side of things (see the QnA), recovering from the weekend, coping with the crushing sense of failure I endure when I feel like my productivity is down, etc.

It's basically a Basic Bit[ch] Week, to be honest. Feeling good, if a bit tired. It's getting cold in Canada and that makes me sleepy. 

Answers for your Questions - Part One

You asked. I answered.

A massive thank you to everyone who submitted questions! I answered them in the order they came in; if you asked late, you might have to wait a bit as there is more than one piece to this whole thing (spoiler, its like... 5 parts long).

No math this time though.... where's my horribly complex algebra questions so I can solve them at a glance, huh? 

Transparency Check - Discord Access

Hi Everyone! I hope your week is going well!

Straight into it, if that's okay.

So, in my backend management work, I found a discord bot that will let me, essentially, create and charge for tiers directly on Discord. Cool. Neat. I'm not leaving Patreon.

But it does get my little business brain wheels turning, and, I have concocted a plan to sell one off tickets to the monthly Discord live streams, in a larger plot to secure the bag, as I am told I must do to feel great suc...

Reddit AMA Ramblefap [NSFW]

So, I tossed up an AMA post on Reddit and got a few questions to answer. All the talk is at the front, all the fapping is at the back, I ramble quite a bit cause the questions were mostly essay style and I excel in those.

I'm posting it up here for your enjoyment and easy access (Have I talked about the RSS feed feature on here?), but I'm planning to go a lot harder on the Patreon Q&A. hahaha 

Weekly Bits - November 12, 2021 [SFW]

Insert the burning house meme here. It's fine.

I have business cards now! Wanna seeeee? [Twitter link]

I'm going to keep spinning myself into a pit over here. It's fine. 

A Thinly Veiled Excuse to Get Off [NSFW]

So, I start off talking about anime characters I would fuck, cause, I guess I'm a nerd? 

It's a short list before I get distracted; I clean my toys like a good girl, I get off like a bad girl. Its a regular sack of chaos.

I hope you are having a great week! 

Some Bits' Bullshit - What's Love? [NSFW]

Okay, you like the serious stuff that I fall into sometimes. So, I'm giving myself ONE a month. In all honesty, this one feels a lot more ramble-y than usual, but whatever; It's kind of a complex topic, you know?

The general question I'm trying to figure out is "Is it right to tell someone who loves you that they deserve better?" or "you make them happy if they love you, so even if you don't love them, is it right to deny that happiness and claim it is for their sake?"

So I wan...

Bits on Porn [NSFW]

Pretty casual today. I talk a bit about some of the content on Reddit that I like and get off then get distracted filling my mouth. Pretty typical performance, to be honest. LMAO

This is technically a Friday release, oops. 

Weekly Bits - November 5, 2021 [SFW]

An apology for the lack of NSFW Friday release, I swear. It's top priority, after I get a nap in.

I'm talking about everything here today: all my plots, all my whining about being tired, all the things that are at the top of my list.

I hope you are having a good week and the weekend is kind to you. If you are participating in NoFap, may the odds be ever in your favor. 

Just a Quick Question for You

So, I was thinking it could be fun to maybe send like... holiday cards? Maybe? Which is also maybe weird, but... I'm definitely weird, so it's kind of on brand.

It would be an extra thing outside of Patreon tier rewards, and depending on interest, I would need to price things out. I'm thinking like... $5 at the most, tho? 

Part of the joke is that they would all get sent in the middle of January-ish and not show up in time for the holidays at all. 

I'm s...