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The Morning After [NSFW]

I was going to make this yesterday, but then I remembered everyone would be upset with me for not resting. So, here I am.

Just a quick update on how Im feeling and a silly little story and I get carried away as per usual, cause.... Im a horny little thing.

I hope you are having a great day! I'll have more to talk about tomorrow, I suspect. Busy week, babe. 

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Wanna do another AMA?

So, it was suggested/ requested I do another AMA, and I thought that sounds like a good time! Last time was a good time!

As is tradition, I have set up a form. You have the option to ask anonymously, or let me know what you would like me to call you and I will do my very best to follow through.

Oh! And you can help me decide if/what to partake in, besides water.

If you have any specific acts of sexual deviance you would like me to try to perform, there's a spot on the f...

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Spooky Season Halloween Ramblefap

So, scary movies didn't fit in the Friday Rambles, so  I made a separate special audio for that topic!

I talk about movies.... and get off.... I would recommend anticipating spoilers? But I don't talk about anything current, so  no worries for anything that came out in the last 2 years or so. 

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Weekly Bits - October 29, 2021

I have been busy doing nothing. But I have things to talk about so that's always fun! 

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Spooky Season Confessionals - Part Three

I don't think I'm afraid anymore? Just.... horny... 

Edited to add: Ahhhh! I'm so sorry for the file mess up. I'm not sure why Patreon did me dirty like that, but I think it's fixed now! 

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Patreon Exclusive Ramble Fap - Serial Killers (NSFW)

So, I've been thinking about talking about serial killers... and getting off.... and while they aren't usually something that gets me hot and bothered persay, I think I had a real nice time running my mouth, here.

Trigger Warning: I talk about people who killed people in here. So.... anticipate discussions of.... murder? I talk about human skin.... keeping body parts... A whole host of horrible things that horrible people did, really. But I try to stay away from too many gory...

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Cucked - Part Three - Dinner and a Threesome

As is tradition, here is the script for the next and final part of cucked and now I will take far too fucking long to produce it, but hopefully it is worth the wait once I get it out. Ugh, I hate writing synopsiseseseses.

Synopsis: After another quick nap, we wake up and go for a late dinner. What great luck that we chose the same pub as my boyfriend. You seem into it, and invite us back to your hotel for a night cap and secrets finally revealed. 

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NSFW Movie Night Taster - Super Mario Bros. (1993)

Edited to add: LMAO, I didn't realize the audio was recording when I cleaned the toy so you can hear me have a conversation with the cat. Sorry, not sorry. Im sure its fine...

So. I forgot to hit record on the very first movie night, which is kind of too bad, cause it was a banger. At the same time, I think it's okay it was a bit special and lost to time now haha.

BUT! I remembered to record the second one!

Moving forward, these recordings will only be a...

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Weekly Bits - October 22, 2021 (SFW)

It's been a bit of a week. A couple downs, a couple ups... REAL GOOD. I talk a lot about movie night. 

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Spooky Season Confessionals - Part Two

This week, I'm looking back on books that scared me. Honestly... I get a bit distracted by my toy though. Oops?

It's not really spooky season without some tricks sprinkled in, right? 

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Dick Ratings, How Would You Like Them

Hey! HI! 

So, in connection to my Tier Transparency Update. I mentioned that I was considering moving Dick Ratings to a live performance type thing on Discord. However, after some thought, I figured that would be a question better brought to you, as, they're your dicks.

So, I can

Keep doing the Dick Ratings as I am, with a  Google Form, Imgur, recorded audio that I post up, and Super S...

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Slut Suck School Blooper

I feel like a better descriptor would be "Alternate Take" but.... I totally got distracted and forgot what I was here to do and started trying to educate.

So, enjoy? 

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Slut Suck School - Lesson Two: Gagging? [NSFW]

I am.... a very good girl, so long as you don't want me to focus on a specific thing, 

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Movie Night! What Are We Watchin', Babe!?

Hey! Okay!

So, the poll for which night worked for everyone ended in a tie. Great job, everyone. I'm not even mad. I have also had some feedback that you know... time zones exist and some of us sleep when others are awake.

So, I think, this time, as I anticipate it will be a bit of a shit show on my end no matter how well I prepare, I will just do two movie hang outs this week?
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[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, The Final Stop: Treachery

Welcome to the VIP Lounge. You made it! Wanna listen while I torture myself?

A bit of aftercare, in writing as well: I'm great! I had so much fun. I have a couple nasty looking bruises, so I'm going to take a bath, and maybe eat some ice cream. As a treat! And to cool down.... 

Tags: [Tour of Hell] [Cock Sucking] [Fucking] [Moaning] [BDSM] [Slapping] [Impact Play] [Wet Sounds] [Pussy Slaps] [Vibrator] [Vibing] [Doxxy] [Torture] [Screaming] [Groaning][Frustr...

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[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Eight: Fraud

I... legitimately struggled to make this one fraud themed. I just... don't know how to do it.  But the dicks are fucking phenomenal!

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[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Seven: Violence

I like violence... Maybe I'll get promoted to this circle some day... 

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That Dick][Reviewing Cock][Dumb Slut][Brain Turns Off] [Love The Dick] [Good Dick][Dick Appreciation] [Dick Worship][Talking About Dick][Cock][Cock Worship][I love Cock]  [Tour of Hell]

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[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Six: Heresy

Look, I'm not super strict with where I worship. So long as you treat me right? Let's talk about it. 

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[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Five: Anger

The frustration is starting to build up. I'm ready to rage. 

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That Dick][Reviewing Cock][Dumb Slut][Brain Turns Off] [Love The Dick] [Good Dick][Dick Appreciation] [Dick Worship][Talking About Dick][Cock][Cock Worship][I love Cock]  [Tour of Hell] 

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[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Four: Greed

I want it all. I want it now. Give it to me, please? 

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That Dick][Reviewing Cock][Dumb Slut][Brain Turns Off] [Love The Dick] [Good Dick][Dick Appreciation] [Dick Worship][Talking About Dick][Cock][Cock Worship][I love Cock] [Tour of Hell]

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[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Three: Gluttony

Shall we hit the buffet?

Tags: [Dick Rating] [10/10] [Gawking] at [Cock] [Dick] [Shlong] [Tube Meat] [Trouser Snakes] [Slut Loves Cock] [Original Content] [Let Me See That Dick][Reviewing Cock][Dumb Slut][Brain Turns Off] [Love The Dick] [Good Dick][Dick Appreciation] [Dick Worship][Talking About Dick][Cock][Cock Worship][I love Cock] [Tour of Hell]

Additional sound effects are from Freesounds.org

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[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, Circle Two: Lust

I forgot something in my office. Stay here, please. I'll be right back!

There are no ratings in this portion, but there *is* content.


Tags:  [Original Content] [I love Cock] [Cock Sucking] [Fucking] [Moaning]  [Wet Sounds]  [Tour of Hell]  [Plot]

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[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick, First Stop: Limbo

Welcome my dears. This one is a hefty beast and I'm so excited to release it into the world.

So, I received a number of dicks to rate. I am so delighted. But I wanted to split things up a bit after the last one went so long.

We're going to go on an adventure, loves.

In the elevator please, and let's gooooooo!

Section Tags: [Original Content] [Let Me See That Dick][Tour of Hell][Ground Rules] [Start Here]

Full Tag Set: [Dick ...

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[F4M] [F4A] The Nine Circles Of Dick - The Full Trip

There was a gentle request for the dick rating to maybe come out as one piece as well as chunks, for if a person wants to marathon it. And I was really curious what my final run time was... So, yeah! Sure! Why not!

This version will be exclusive to Patreon and does not contain the Reddit version of Treachery. 


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Weekly Bits - October 15, 2021 [SFW]

I'm chatty today. Topics include: 

  • The new dick rating audio(s)
  • Discord stuff, and a few clarifications
  • Maybe improv week? Maybe? 
  • Typical Bit's rambling 

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Spooky Season Confessionals - Part One

I have been known to be an easily spookable kind of person throughout my life. I like spooky things, but I also carry a lot of residual trauma from childhood, from movies to books to websites.

I thought it would be fun to try to re-write some of my wiring and get off while I think about it?

Part one is early childhood. These things run deep. Wanna know why I'm afraid of the dark....?

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Deep Fantasies - My Thoughts [NSFW]

Okay, I'm going to let my mouth run a bit more than usual. I get off in the middle as this was a spilt recording with a last minute update!

So, I became aware of the toy shop Deep Fantasies a couple of months ago. I got a few items (more details in the audio on THAT), and then found out they have a bit of a shady background?

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Discord Movie Night Trial Run

Okay. We're going to set a deadline so I have a reason to get things finished to the point of *good enough*.

I'm thinking a trial movie night on discord next week?

It will probably be a bit of a rough ride to start. This is new to me. I hope you don't mind the fumbling.

How about, we pick out dates this week and figure out the movie after we have the night figured out. Is that okay? I hope so.

How will Movie Night work, Bits? 

Great ques...

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Catgirl Story Time [NSFW]

Synopsis: Everyone knows catgirls are horrible at telling stories. Good thing she's a loving thing. And it sounds like she's in heat?

I had a very nice, earnest request for more catgirl and I'm procrastinating on Cucked part 3, so, in Bits' tradition, I made an improv. Let's pretend she's a black cat for spooky month, okay? I love black cats.

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Reading the Heart of the (Tarot) Cards [SFW]

I don't really do/ record warm ups, but I thought I would do something for fun, cause I can.

It's a fist full of pointy things so don't mind me as I have a small break down at the pieces of pretty cardstock. 

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