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Weekly Bits - October 8, 2021 [SFW]

It's been a backend 😏 busy week.

Im on pornhub now! More details in the audio.

And Discord news! As much news as it is anyway...

I hope you're having a great week! 

Drunk Dick Down - Part Five - NSFW

LMAO I accidently mis-scheduled this like... month ago, so Thank YOU, to the couple of you who reached out to let me know. HAHAHAHAHAHA. 

*sobs in dumb* 

Anyway! Here we are! We made it! Look at us!

Thank you so so so much for all of the questions. It  was so much fun answering them and hanging out, although I feel like I owe some sober answers after the fact. 

DirtyBit's Toy Review - Soft/Large Mako from A Krow's Nest - Unboxing and First Impressions Review

In the spirit of spooky season, how about I talk about a toy that absolutely terrifies me. I have finally bought something that I'm going to really need to work up to.

Heads up, it might be my accent, it might be that I'm just human, but I pronounce Abalone wrong this entire review and I'm not going to fix it. But to be clear, the pour on this boy looks just like the inside of a seashell.&nbs...

[F4M] [F4A] Why Boys are Scary

So, a lifetime ago, I received a DM regarding something I said in my Dicks Vs Dildos audio; Specifically, that men are.. uh... kind of scary? Sometimes?

The DM was asking, how does someone of a male persuasion NOT come off as scary, and, I thought it was kind of worth rambling on? I can definitely get myself into trouble with that topic.

Thinking about considerate people gets me really hot and bothered... Helping people become more considerate makes me...

Weekly Bits - October 1, 2021 [SFW]

Uh.... it's Friday again? AGAIN?! 😨

With the spooky season upon us, I have to ask, what's your favorite spooky thing? Maybe Ill try to make it sexy... 

Drunk Dick Down - Part Four - NSFW

I... has the math question come up yet?

It's... rough, my dears. 

4/5

Slut Suck School - Introductions

How deep does my throat go? I don't know. Let's find out together?

This week is just introductions, no need to come prepared. Next week tho, training begins. 

Cucked, Part Two: Where You Make It Weird And Hot

Synopsis: I wake up confused and naked in your bed. My memories are foggy, but I remember how good you taste and the next think you know, I'm in your lap. What next?  

[F4M] [F4A] [Story][Narrative] [Desperate] [Thirsty] [Horny] [Slut] [No Will Power] [Dumb Slut] [You’re Hot] [Too Tempting] [Danger] [S&M] [BDSM] {Degradation] [Cuckold] [Cheat] [Unfaithful] [Making Out] [Eye Contact] [Ball Sucking] [Ball Licking] [Oral] [Missionary] [Rough] [Choking] [Hair Pulling] [Cum] [Jiz...

Weekly Bits - September 24, 2021 [SFW]

This is just a thinly veiled bitch session. Who likes salt?

That's not truuuue 🙄 I talk a bit of business, too. Its just really rambley this week. 

Drunk Dick Down - Part Three - NSFW

Has the screaming started yet?

I should probably extend an apology to my Discord contacts... I'm pretty sure I keep it above board though.

3/5

Cucked - Part Two - Take One - No Edits

This one is going to be a big boy...

I'll have to give this take another listen, but I suspect I'll do it again, just for fun before picking one. 

Tags: [F4M] [F4A] [Story][Narrative] [Slow burn] [Tension] [Desperate] [Dubcon] [Thirsty] [Horny] [Slut] [No Will Power] [Date] [Dumb Slut] [You’re Hot] [Too Tempting] [Danger] [S&M] [BDSM] {Degradation] [Cuckold] [Cheat] [Unfaithful] [Making Out] [Eye Contact] [Blow Job] [Oral] [Missionary] [Rough] [Ch...

Bits Book Club - The MaddAddam Trilogy (NSFW)

SPOILER TERRITORY - If you would like to read a bit about the books before I butcher them through a bad retelling, here is the wikipedia link.

I just needed something to talk about while I got off. I play with Seraceae and Slavermaw today and have a nice time I guess? I do love me some bitching. 

Trigger Warnings: I feel like I should give a warning that... ...

[F4M] [F4A] Happy D Day, To Me - A Dick Rating

Okay.... I... This was hard... It's really hard for me to focus.... like... Im not sure what I thought was going to happen to be honest. 

So many good dicks. All of the partron submissions are at the top of the show and the last 15 minutes is me working out my frustration. I was very frustrated. Ahahaha.

Thank you, thank you thank you. I.... I am too lucky to be spending my birthday with all of you. 🥰

Weekly Bits - September 17, 2021 [SFW]

Uhhhhh..... I feel like this was a busy week. Stuff happened. I talk about it.... The usual, you know? 

Drunk Dick Down - Part Two - NSFW

I feel like this is like a roller coaster.... and we're slowly climbing the hill for the massive drop that's coming up,

2/5

[F4M][F4A] Butt First [NSFW]

I'm not sure what to say besides I woke up feeling like I wanted to play with my ass, and so I did.

It didn't go quite as I wanted it too but I came a couple times and that's my main goal, so mission success. Enjoy the struggle, my dears. I hope you are having a great week! 

[F4M] Blow Off Some Steam - Script Fill

Synopsis: You, the listener, have a problem. The medication you're on is making it rather difficult to achieve release. And what makes matters worse, your workaholic girlfriend is constantly home late, with little to no chance of being intimate together other than occasional phone sex. However, sensing your dismay, she has a rather devious plan and decides to describe what it’ll be like to give him the best blowjob of his life. [2021-09-14 16:27:53 +0000 UTC View Post