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Weekly Update - Real Talk and Coping with Dick (NSFW)

Trigger Warning: I chat a bit about mental health and some of my anxiety troubles in this one.

It's pretty ramble-y, to be honest, but I felt a lot better afterwards, so, thanks for sticking through it.

Youtube recommendations? Anyone? 

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Toke Talk Fap - A Ramble - Part Four - The Finale

So, I take one of my biggest toys in this part? I havn't ridden him in a while and it's... distracting hahahaha.

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DirtyBit's Toy Review - Tallfang Maw in Medium Firmness from From The Edge - Unboxing and First Impressions Review

Maws are so hot right now.

So, I have a fondness for From The Edge toys, partially because they are newish, and partially because their Tallfang model is a favorite. So when I saw they were making a TallFang Maw, I threw money at my computer screen.

When that didn't work to get one into my hot little hands, someone ver...

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What's In The Box? A Double Header Mystery Box Unboxing and First Impressions

I shall update with pictures and a written review shortly, but I wanted to get this up for your weekend enjoyment. 

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Weekly Update - I rant a tiny bit I'm sorry

Hay! This is a pretty quick update then, I run my mouth a bit about dildos vs dicks and questions I hate dealing with and why I hate dealing with them and I'm so sorry if this isnt your thing I got excited. 

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Toke Talk Fap - A Ramble - Part Three

I think I start hallucinating in this one? I... I  can't remember. 

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Would you like to hear the first take of Cucked - Part One Raw?

So I have a take recorded. To be honest, its a pretty uneventful read besides the times I mess up my lines. But, it's a bit low energy and I think I am going to take a slightly more amped up approach tomorrow and scrap this one.

But, would you like to hear it? 

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Wake Up, Master - A Catgirl Improv for 500 Follows

Synopsis: Your needy catgirl wakes you up looking for affection.

So, I've been a cat girl since Nicole R forced me to change my favorite animal from Bat to Cheetah so we could write our reports on the same animal  in first grade.  

This  was inspired by my youngest house goblin who paws at me so sweetly when he wants to go murder stuff outside. 

Tags: [F4M][F4A][Catgirl][Needy][Affectionate][Loving][Snuggly][Cuddly][Horny][Cuddles][Blow Job] mil...

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Planet E - A Multi-Dick Story Ramble

Synopsis: A biosynth collector travels to a distant planet to gather biomaterial. This is one of her adventures.

So, my ramble vote came to a tie and rather than make a decision, I just mushed the two together and made up a story to go with the sucking and fucking. I'm sorry its a bit long and loud, but I was having a good time. 

I will post up the dice ramble tomorrow πŸ˜‰

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Story Preview - Cucked: How We Met and I Forgot My Boyfriend

Synopsis: After missing the seating call at a concert, I meet a very magnetic and intriguing individual; we hit it off, make plans, and then *hit* it off. Oh, did I mention I have a boyfriend?

Tags: [F4M] [F4A] [Story][Narrative] [Slow burn] [Romance] [Emotional] [Tension] [Desperate] [Thirsty] [Horny] [Slut] [No Will Power] [Date] [Dumb Slut] [You’re Hot] [Too Tempting] [Danger] [S&M] [BDSM] {Degradation] [Cuckold] [Cheat] [Unfaithful] [...

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Weekly Update and a Surprise for Bits!

I promise, I didn't forget! I just forgot. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Uhhh, something silly happens in this one and it's kind of excited. I'll talk about it more later.  

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Toke Talk Fap - A Ramble - Part Two

As a reminder, the QUESTIONAIR [TUMBLR LINK] I used.

Um, I'm pretty sure this is where things go off the rails. Once again, I apologize for the mean things I say. 

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[F4M] Afternoon Delight - Script Fill

Synopsis: Two lovers spend a lazy afternoon trying to make a baby. SCRIPT LINK 

Tags: [Romance] [Established Relationship] [Sweet] [Playful] [Flirty] [Kissing] [Cuddling] [Licking] [Sucking] [Blowjob] [Oral] Talks of [Breeding] [Impreg] [Dirty Talk][Sensual Talk] [Cumming] [Fill Me Up] [Let's Make a Baby]

So, this script has been sitting ...

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Script Preview: Afternoon Delight by u/Bort_Incognito

I have been sitting on this script for a bit *too* long, frankly. But I finally pulled it together!

I really like that its an intimate setting, and an established relationship. I feel like I don't see a ton of those setups? 

I did make a few adjustments to some of the wording to, hopefully, make it a bit more inclusive.

I will be dropping the final audio a little later this week, but until then, enjoy a peek at the script? 

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Guide Me Poll - I need help with my next ramble!

Hello! So, I have handful of toy unboxings in my bank, but I think it would be nice to change it up a bit and do something different?

And then I remembered I have votes on here and it would be fun to let you pick!

I'll make the top voted option as a Patreon exclusive, and the second one as a wider public release. Just because, well, you deserve it?

This is will be for the ramble I make for next week (August 16th)

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DirtyBit's Toy Review - Soft/Large Utun from Fantasy Grove - Unboxing and First Impressions Review

Okay, gentlefolk. This is a big one. This is THE big one. This boy is indisputably the largest stallion in my stable and oh, oh I wish I had him before I wrote Necromancy, in the Woods

So, he looks a bit like clown vomit, I will admit, but I'm just so overwhelmed by the size and the heft of him, I think I struggled to take his paint job in properly when I opened the box. It took...

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A Quick Update on Tier Adjustments

Hi hi! I just wanted to give a quick transparency post regarding the changes I made to the tiers. The adjustments I made include:

  • All tiers will have access to my audios a full week (7 days) early. 
  • Vote topics have been condensed into one item. 
  • Bite and Chomp have been adjusted from "Exclusive Story" to "Exclusive Audio"

Overall, these are such small things, I think, but they make it a bit easier for me to manage my load mentally speaking....

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Please. Don't. Stop. Three Word Challenge - A Quick Improv - Anonymous Commission Request

Synopsis: I try to make a coherent sounding storyline armed with only three words: Please, Don't, and Stop. 

I always find these three word challenges really hard because.... usually I'm really focused on trying to *not* repeat myself? HAHAHAHAHA 

I might retry this one, just to exercised my brain a bit, you know? 😜

Thank you so much to the requester. I'm deeply apologetic it took so long to come out, but who doesn't like a bit of painful anticipation s...

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Weekly Update and Note on Tiers

Hi Friends! So, this is kind of a weird post, but something that is kind of consistently on my mind, that I guess I always want to touch base on when it is bothering me.   So, I am just a little over a month into doing the Patreon thing and I already feel like I have boxed myself in a bit as far as obligations go.

To be clear, I am VERY HAPPY with how things are going over all.

*but*

I think I am going to adjust the tier reward wording a tiny bit to give myself roo...

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Toke Talk Fap - A Ramble - Part One

So, I had an eighth of an indica I would never use otherwise, so I decided to smoke it, answer THIS QUESTIONAIR [TUMBLR LINK] , and play with some toys.

Um, honestly? I think this is so dumb. HAHAHAHAH. 

It is true 100% unfiltered Dirty Bits at a certain point and that is a little... intimate? I guess?

Anyway, Enjoy!

There will be... *counts*.... more part...

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Dick Dick GAWK - A Celebration Audio

So, I managed to secure 400 big, thicc followers on Reddit... I am eagerly refreshing for 420 so I can die happy, but until then, I took some time to look at some big, thicc dicks as a celebration.

You might be asking, why is it so short? Because I'm good at my job, sir. πŸ˜‰

A massive thank you to the participants. It is not lost on me that it can be a bit of a sensitive request and I'm just so delighted that you would trust me with your gorgeous members. I told myself I would...

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DirtyBit's Toy Review - Soft/Small Anathema from PhoenixflameForge - Unboxing and First Impressions Review

I am really impressed with the stuff from Phoenixflame Forge. Anathema is no different.

He might be a bit smaller than the other boys in my case, but he is mighty

I find the soft silicone combined with the ridges leaves it a really fun texture toy to play with. A little lube goes a long way to make this one a bit more enjoyable. 


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Master! A Quick Improv - Anonymous Commission Request

Synopsis: I just want to worship you and your cock a little. In a couple different ways, with my mouth.

So, this is long overdue to be posted, but we got here! Look at us!

I had a few of you generous folks ask if I would be willing to use their personal recording request as a way to make some content for the community.

Umm, I... HAHAHAHA. 

It's such a generous request, of COURSE I'm going to do it. This is the first one I finished up an...

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This is Terribly Exciting

I broke down and got a wall calendar because July vanished before my eyes and I don't know where it went.

And it's because of you πŸ’œ

Anyway, I just wanted to give that quick glance behind the curtain!

I hope you are having a great week!

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Weekly Update on all my wasted time - This week has been WILD.

HERE is that link to the thing on Reddit for full rules, but feel free to message me on here if you want.

Again, ABSOLUTLY ZERO PREASSURE OR EXPECTATION that you will take part. I just want to offer you guys the first opportunity because you deserve it. 

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DirtyBit's Toy Review - Soft Elva from PhonixflameForge - Unboxing and First Impressions Review

Elva is a gorgeous toy and the design is stunning. I would say I like looking at her more than I like playing with her, but then I tried a few positions and, well. you can hear for yourself.

I'll tell you a bit more about the noodle dragon too. It's a really sweet story.

 

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[F4M] Your Catgirl is so Happy You Are Home

So, I hit 300 followers on Reddit. This is just a dumb little thing to celebrate OR an excuse to act like a cat for 15 minutes...

I really don't need an excuse. 😏

I did all my own SFX this time! UwU

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Necromancy, In the Woods Or: How I Get Fucked by my Boyfriend's Monster

Synopsis: You and I have head out into the woods in the middle of the night. You found this "neat" book and it gave you a few new, weird ideas you wanted to try. At first I thought it was just a game, but then the ground started moving...

Sound Effects are From Freesound.org

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Weekly Update with Random Bits (SFW)

I just want to say.... hey baby, maybe its global warming but you're looking hot today. 

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Quick Question for You

Hi! How's it going?! HAHAHAHA

So, here is the thing: I recorded a monster of an audio yesterday. I have yet to even begin processing it, but its running just shy of 3 hours and I suspect I can take it down to 2.5 hours if I keep it more ramble fap quality with less cuts, or 2 hours if I do some heavy editing (I'm not even sure what that looks like tbh).

A bit of context for the content of the audio: I had an eight of cannabis I have been putting off smoking as its not really a ...

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