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Halloween Special - 2022 - The Visual Version

HI! Hey! Hello! A belated Happy Halloween to you, my dear Fave. 

I have some left over Halloween Stream for you and your silly no fap friends. 

This is the Visual Version, for the type of people who like to read along with chat.

In this stream:

  • I read Part Two of the Necromancy in the Woods series. You can listen to the first part HERE. Part ...

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Halloween Special - 2022 - The Audio Version

HI! Hey! Hello! A belated Happy Halloween to you, my dear Fave.

I have some left over Halloween Stream for you and your silly no fap friends.

This is the Audio Version, for the type of people who like to tolerate the weird pauses as I read chat. 

In this stream:

Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - Episode Three: Abuse and Red Flags The Audio Version

I really hope you weren't expecting something light and easy when y'all democratically selected Abuse and Red Flags.

I feel I need to throw a Trigger Warning on this baby for discussions of abuse, and dementia. The dementia discussion kind of come out of left field and I think it can be a hard topic, so there you go.

Shout out to the chat for keeping me company and asking good questions. I'm not really sure if I said anything useful, but it was an interesting t...

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Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - Episode Three: Abuse and Red Flags The Visual Version

I really hope you weren't expecting something light and easy when y'all democratically selected Abuse and Red Flags. 

I feel I need to throw a Trigger Warning on this baby for discussions of abuse, and dementia. The dementia discussion kind of come out of left field and I think it can be a hard topic, so there you go.  

Shout out to the chat for keeping me company and asking good questions. I'm not really sure if I said anything useful, but it was an int...

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October BAWdy Rating - Call for Submissions - Reminder

Hay babe!  Just a reminder on the BAWdy rating for this month. I suppose it was easy to lose in everything else.

I have a plan for this one! 

The Plan

Okay, so I would like to host a costume contest for spooky season. Think googly eyes and construction paper. Think elaborate, over the top presentation. Think "This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look like everyone else.".  

I just thought it would be fun and goofy and we could all have some...

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Input - A Sample

This one has been taking a bit of time to get together, but I have put so much into the first 3 minutes, and you have been so patient, I figured we all deserved a taste.

I shall post the script and details soon, but for now.... enjoy?

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Unboxing Bits - Nerites from Made to Were

I took my sweet ass time with this box. Whoops.

In my defense, I was distracted by a bag. 

Today I am unboxing a large, soft Nerites from Made to Were. I get distracted a couple times. 

Enjoy. 

Hope you're having a great Monday so far! 

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Weekly Bits - October 22, 2022 [SFW]

Ive been a sick little slut and it kind of sucks.

Big things popping next week thought! We have Sex Toys Are Not Regulated, a Halloween stream or two, then a Behind the Scenes Live, so.... I'm sure you'll be hearing from me. 

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DirtyBits Toy Review - Large Ziq from Strange Bedfellas

Part three to the Ziq family review set! Shout out to the live audience and to Strange Bedfellas and to you, the listener. We have arrived and I have survived the Large Ziq in Super-Soft firmness, to tell you a tale. 

Visually: Okay, the bit I have to repeat for all these boys: This design...

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Special Live Event - Halloween Live Stream

Hey hey hey Spooks and Ghouls. 

Halloween is a special time of year around here for, I think, obvious reasons. And I hate spending it alone. 

So I may as well do a special stream with my Faves?

Plans include: 

Behind the Scenes LIVE - Guide Me

Hello babes! Shall we figure out what kind of weirdness you would like from me? 

The stream will be THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2022, in the Cave of Purity Discord server for the Noms tier and up. Please check the Discord event for the start time in your region.

A better breakdown on the recording topics for your informed selection: 

  • Mass Script Record...

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Sex Toys Are Not Regulated Episode Three- Guide me

It's that time of the month again! Kind of feeling a bit heavy this month, so the topics are on the heavier side. 

The stream will be WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 26, 2022, in the Cave of Purity Discord server for the Noms tier and up. Please check the Discord event for the start time in your region. 

What shall we chat about, this month? 

A bit of a better break down on each topic, cause titles can be misleading: 

  • Serial Killers an...

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Weekly Bits - October 14, 2022 [SFW]

I was out of the city this week and my hotel room was too noisy to record. 

But I had a nice time anyway.

Missed your face. Let's get weird. 

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Website and a Step Towards.... Something?

Hello my lovelies. I hope you are well on this lovely fall/ spring day.

Okay. This has been a bit of a project and source of insecurity, and I think it's time to just, release her into the wild and keep working on it on the back. Much like life... 

I have a website! 

Right now it is purely for stickers and patches, but I hope to eventually transform it into a site to host the written portion of my reviews for the public, among other things. 

Grand sche...

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DirtyBits Toy Review - Medium Ziq from Strange Bedfellas

Part Two to the Ziq family review set! Shout out to the live audience for their encouragement and company over the stream.  Shout out to Strange Bedfellas for making a wicked model. Shout out to you, the listener, for being here!

Okay. That's enough, let's get into it. Today I am talking about my Medium Ziq in Soft fir...

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DirtyBits Toy Review - Small Ziq from Strange Bedfellas

Part one to the Ziq family review set! Shout out to the live audience for their moral support and attention through the stream.  Shout out to Strange Bedfellas for making a wicked model. Shout out to you, the listener, for being here! 

Okay. That's enough, let's get into it. Today I am talking about my Small Ziq in Medium<...

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Unboxing Bits - Fire Crotch Toys Combo

I took more stuff out of boxes and gawked at it. Gosh, I have a lot of reviews to catch up on...

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Weekly Bits - October 7, 2022 [SFW]

I have reviews coming! I have a script fill in the works! I've been trying to get back on that wet grind, you know?

Have a good weekend. I demand it! 

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Live Stream Recording Reminder - The Ziq Collection

Hay Hay babes. I just wanted to remind you I'm going to be live in an hour or so on the Discord and I will be doing a review of the entire Ziq family.

These are all new to me. I did not realize the largest one is bigger than my water bottle.

It should be a ride! Hope to see you there!

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Unboxing Bits - PhoenixFlame Creations - Spooky Season Collection

A box came to me! It had things in it! Let's open 'er up!

I picked up the newly redesigned Kouya the Kitsune and another Anathema cause I love it and I wanted it. 

Anyway, that's all I got to say on that right now.

I hope you are having a great day! 

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Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - Episode Two - AITA-Pallooza, The Audio Version

This is the Audio version of the podcast. If you would like to read along with chat, they are in the Visual version. 

So, this one was a lot of fun. 

We talked about spilling spaghetti! We talked about gift giving! We talked about updating phones! We talked about getting married... You're invited, of course. 

We covered SO much ground.

I will be doing this all over again October 26th! Don't forget to vote on the next topic! 

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Sex Toys Are Not Regulated - Episode Two - AITA-Pallooza, The Visual Version

This is the Visual version of the podcast. If you would rather just listen, check out the Audio version.

So, this one was a lot of fun.

We talked about spilling spaghetti! We talked about gift giving! We talked about updating phones! We talked about getting married... You're invited, of course.

We covered SO much ground.   I will be doing this all over again October 26th! 

Don't forget to vote on the next topic!

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Unboxing Bits - Nox from Bad Dragon

Oh Boy! Another one! 

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Sex Toys Are Not Regulated Live Steam Reminder

Hey hey All! I will be live in 30 minutes or so. We are reading AITA posts today! It will probably get spicy. 

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Unboxing Bits - RopeSensei - Kawaii Rainbow Bamboo Rope

Not gonna lie. This one took a turn. 

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Sex Toys Are Not Regulated Episode Two Live Stream

Hello everyone!

Just a quick info post and reminder about the live stream for the recording of the second episode of Sex Toys Are Not Regulated.

The mob has spoken, and I will be bringing you a collection of AITA posts to talk about. I might pepper in some relationship posts as well, for spice. Feel free to DM me if you find anything you would like me to tackle. 

I will be going LIVE on the Discord, on Wednesday, September 28, 2022, at  ...

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October BAWdy Rating - Call for Submissions

Hay babe!

Gosh. It took me a minute to get the last bawdy rating done, didn't it? Oop. My apologies. 

Let's get a head start on the wait for the next one, shall we?

Jokes! Jokes! 

I have a plan this time. 

The Plan

Okay, so I would like to host a costume contest for spooky season. Think googly eyes and construction paper. Think elaborate, over the top presentation. Think "This is my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac. They look like everyo...

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Breeding Bull Inspection Day - A DirtyBits Bawdy Rating

It's breeding time down on the farm and I need to give all of my bulls an inspection. Let me show you how I do it!

Tags: [Bawdy Rating] [Oral] [Sucking] [Goofy] [Improv] [NSFW]

Additional sound effects from freesound.org including:

Ropes - File Download

For your collection.

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Ropes - A Ramble

I guess this could be considered a bit more sensual than usual. I wanted to play with my ropes a bit and talk about it.

Enjoy?

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