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July 2023 Poll

Hello Beautiful,

I hope this post finds you doing well!

You know what the deal is, I'm here to drop the poll for next month's content.

I also wanted to ask something I've been curious about for a while.

As you know, I do fairly long audios, but I've been wondering what YOUR ideal audio length is?

Either way, I look forward to hearing hour thoughts.

Poll You Later,

Aa

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All Tied Up

Hello Beautiful,

It's been a while since I've done any rope play in an audio, so I thought I should rectify that.

This ones also got shades of some physical overpowering in it, so if you're into that kind of thing let me know!

Maybe I'll do an audio more focused on that kind of play.

Anyway!

Your sweet bigheaded husband does shibari for a living. He's got an event coming up and needs to tie you up for some reference photos.

And that's it! Definitely nothing...

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A Mistake

Hello Beautiful,

Apparently I'm just in the mood to write about best friends who are also lovers this month.

This audio works with the, "best friends who should just date already" trope, but with a flew little wrinkles.

You and your big headed bestie just so happen to be newly single at the same time!

Is this a sign? Or could you be making a mistake?

This ones also got some shades hold the moan and make up sex, so if you're into that kind of thing then I think yo...

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In The Forest Of Fae

Hello Beautiful,

For this month's SFW audio, I wanted to do something a little more involved than the usual fare.

It's also been a little bit since I've done a fantasy audio, let alone a SFW fantasy roleplay.

So! I come before you today as a humble big headed man pretending to be an elf with this audio.

If you're a fan of repeated comforting words, then I think you'll like this one!

Or if you just like the idea of some fae being taking care of you, a poor, unfort...

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The Cumpetition

Hello Beautiful,

I know! It's a goofy name, but this got stuck in my head and I couldn't think of a better one.

Anyway, this one is based off of a suggestion from this month's content poll.

I wasn't planning on making it this long, but I wanted to build the tension so here we are.

This one's about two best friends (because I love childhood friend tropes) who happen to have a casual sexual relationship.

These besties also happen to make a fun little bet on who's g...

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Early Access: Peer To Peer Therapy Overtime

Hello Beautiful,

If you recognize the name, you'll know this is a sequel to an audio I made almost 3 years ago now!

I don't usually do sequels. Certainly not this far removed, but I had an idea that would only really work in an office setting.

So! Here I am, a simple, handsome, big headed man with an audio for you.

This one is...

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June 2023 Content Poll

Hello Beautiful,

I hope you're doing well!

You know the deal by now. I come before you a humble and handsome man with a big head to bring you the content poll for this month.

I look forward to what you kind folks have in those big generous brains of yours.

Talk Soon,

Aa

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To Be Listened To In Public

Hello Beautiful!

It's been some time since I've done a JOI!

I made an audio similar to this a long time ago, but I thought this concept could certainly use more exploring.

Instead of a regular JOI where I'm telling you to do nasty things to yourself, I'll be giving you some safe for work instructions. 

That way, you shouldn't have any problems with following my orders right?

It also gets nasty at the end don't worry!

Give You Orders Later,

Aa

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CutieBoy Companion: Thorny Rose Protocol

Hello Beautiful,

I've been meaning to make an android audio for a while now. 

I've also been meaning to make a bit of a meaner and more domineering audio, since it's been a while.

So I thought I'd take the opportunity to make an android audio with a bit of a mean streak!

Which is why I stand before you today, a handsome man, with this audio.

If you're into a little bit of toxicity in the form of being degraded by someone who actually loves you very much, the...

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Frog And Toad Are Besties

Hello Beautiful,

For this month's sfw audio, I'm reading you some Frog and Toad!

I also lead you through some breathing in the beginning, if you're into that sort of thing.

Hopefully it helps you relax/sleep or whatever you use these audios for 👀.

Read To You Soon,

Aa

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Strawberry Trifle

Hello Beautiful,

Thanks for your patience this month. I've just about worked through all of this persistent sickness.

You might be able to hear some of it in this audio, but I'm definitely sounding better than I did in my update earlier this month.

Anyway! 

It's getting warmer, so everyone's gearing up to have picnics! 

Even corporate workers like you are having company barbecue's for the sake of "team synergy."

And while it's a more relaxed setti...

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Quick Mid Month Update

Hello Beautiful,

I just wanted to do a quick update for what's going on this month, since I haven't posted an audio yet.

TL;DR I got really sick the last week of April and my voice is still recovering, but I'll have things for you soon.

Talk Soon,

Aa

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Revamping Older Audios?

Hello Beautiful,

As you may have known, my catalogue of at this point is pretty vast, just clocking over 200ish audios.

My style has changed, and my equipment improved since many of these audios were created years ago.

So! I was wondering if you kind folk would be interested in me redoing and improving on some of these old audios.

I might not do it too often, and would be v...

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May 2023 Content Poll

Hello Beautiful,

Another month gone means another content poll!

https://poll.ly/PPIRJewDS92Q03y4CXRW

Once again, just keep in mind that these are just suggestions, and I won't necessarily be creating every idea that gets to the top.

Either way, I'm excited to seeing what you kind folks come up with.

Talk Soon,

Aa

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April 2023 Q&A

Hello Beautiful,

Surprise! I made the sfw audio for this month into a video.

I apologize for my slovenly appearance, but I think you'll enjoy it regardless.

Talk Soon,

Aa

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Sounds Of Intimacy: Stuck In The Closet

Hello Beautiful,

So this ones a little bit experimental, but has some aspects that I've been meaning to work into an audio for some time.

It's also a bit of a sequel to "And They Were Roommates," but it isn't required listening if you haven't heard it yet.

It's been a while since I've posted one of these "sounds of intimacy" audios, despite often getting requests to do so.

The ...

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An Eggtastic Ramblefap

Hello Beautiful,

I know it's past Easter time, but technically I recorded this one on Good Friday.

Anyway! 

It's time for my quarterly ramblefap. And this time, it's real festive. 

But you want to get onto the audio right? So let me keep this short.

I jerk off with a tenga egg and try to read you some easter bread recipes.

If you want to skip the preamble, go to: 4:48

I also didn't realize until editing, but I skipped 6 in th...

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Weekend Retreat In Sunny Palm Springs

Hello Beautiful,

Msub lovers, you won on this day.

I haven't done it in a while, but I think it works well with some of the suggestions from the content poll.

So! Whether or not you're into MSub, if you like some coworkers who are secretly lovers, I think you'll like this one.

Or, if you like the idea of working on a google spreadsheet while the aforementioned big headed coworker munches, then I think you'll like this one.

Or or, if you like the idea of your man ...

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Brief Spring Cleaning

Hello Beautiful,

I have received a handful of messages, so I thought I'd address some things really quick on this fine Sunday morning.

I don't really check comments that avidly, so I wasn't aware just how active things have gotten.

It's very exciting for me, but I'd also like to try to quell some anxieties that folks have made known to me.

Firstly, I have no interest in making a discord for this patreon.

It was something that we've tried in the past and u...

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Early Access: Sampaguita's Florals

Hello Beautiful,

As you'll be able to tell once you see the run time, this is one of those more plot heavy audios.

Essentially, you're a florist and you have this on again off again friends with benefits situationship with your big headed childhood friend; who also happens to be a delivery driver at your family's flower shop.

Your brother's car breaks down, so it's up to you and the aforementioned handsome childhood friend to make an important delivery to a wedding in Palm S...

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April Content Poll & Q&A

Hello Beautiful,

I just wanted to drop the content poll for next month as well as a poll for some questions!

I'm planning on doing a Q&A for next month's SFW audio, since it's been some time since I've done anything of the sort.

As always, be mindful of what's already been submitted, and just because something is voted highly doesn't necessarily mean that I'll make an audio of it/answer the question.

Anyway, that's all for now.

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Sleepytime Tea

Hello Beautiful,

I wrote this one earlier in the month, when we had a sudden snowstorm here despite the fact that it was already "spring".

The snowstorm isn't really important to the audio other than the fact that the day after you went on a date with this handsome big headed man, there happened to be one.

Long story short, your power got knocked out by the snowstorm but luckily enough, the aforementioned big headed man offers to pick you up after your double shift.

So...

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All Up In Your Mind

Hello Beautiful,

If you're like me, and I know you are in this regard because I read your filthy comments, sometimes you just want to be taken care of in a specific way.

When you feel like you've been using all the strength you have to persevere, it's nice to have space where you can really just fall apart and still feel safe.

Hopefully that space is shared by some big headed lover who can degrade and praise you in a way that still feels like a warm hug.

On my end, I t...

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Reading and Rambling About Fibres and Fabric

Hello Beautiful,

For this month's SFW audio, I wanted to do a little bit of a long form ramble/reading for you.

The ones in the past were all baking based, but I thought this time I'd do one pertaining to my more time consuming hobby, sewing.

I ramble a lot in the beginning in the end, but also read about 28 different fabrics. 

If you need something to kind of just shut your brain off to, or if you need something to play in the background while you do various unsp...

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Faking It

Hello Beautiful, 

This one's based on a suggestion that's been in the polls for a little bit. 

However, every time I've sat down to tackle this idea, for some reason I haven't really been able to write a script that I liked.

While I'm sure I've had partners in the past who have lied about organisms, it's not something that's ever been revealed to me. I had to try to think of a good angle that I could relate to in a way.

So instead, the angle in this one is mo...

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Early Access: Running Late

Hello Beautiful,

Have you ever been about to go out with your big headed boyfriend and thought, "Wow this man is so fine, I wish he'd be eating me instead right now"?

Or conversely, has the aforementioned boyfriend, grabbed you in the throes of passion and said, "I don't care if we're late, you looks so delicious that I'd rather be eating you instead right now"?

Either way, I'm sure you get what this audios about.

You're about to go out to brunch with your boyfriend an...

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March 23' Content Poll

Hello Beautiful,

I'm here once again to present you with a content poll!

https://poll.ly/XEMWPPv7Z06t5PWkhkXo

I also wanted to reiterate that just because a suggestion makes it high in the poll, doesn't mean that I'll make an audio out of it for sure. 

To be honest, I usually end up reading all of them and then make audios based on the suggestions that speak to me.

Please be mindful...

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Be Mine

Hello Beautiful,

I couldn't end love month without some kind of bfe audio.

My other audios this month have been a little more narratively involved, but sometimes it's just nice to be told "I love you" by your big headed boyfriend while he rearranges your guts.

This one's also got tons of kissing and l-bombs, so if that's your kind of thing, then I think you'll like this one.

Or, if you just like having a collar put on you while having sweet things said to you, then I t...

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Stranded On Valentine's Day

Hello Beautiful,

This one's based off a poll suggestion, and is plenty cheesy for those craving it during this love month.

But first, a few questions.

Does your best friend have a hot ass older brother with a big ass head?

Have you been crushing on that brother for time, yet never really expressed those feelings?

Have you been wishing for some kind of dramatic event to bring you two together?

Well boy, do I have an audio for you!

And if none of those ...

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Various Poems About Love And Longing

Hello Beautiful,

I mean, it's only fitting that I read you some poetry for love month right?

I also added some writing/typing sounds in there as well, to add a little more comfort, so hopefully you're into that kind of thing.

Poems In Order Of Appearance:

  • Love Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  • Love Luis G. Dato
  • Parting Luis G. Dato
  • The First And Last By Ameen Rihani
  • A Valentine By Priscilla Jane Th...

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