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Premium Episode 37: Mole People

Eschewing journalistic rigor for childlike wonder, Jake leads us on a journey below the earth's surface. Meet a race of sexually decadent mole people, and watch in horror as they surprise and delight one Italian man. Welcome (if you will) powerful reptiles with an unfortunate, slur-adjacent name. Find out about one presidential candidate's quest to fund a trip into the bowels of the earth. And, finally, learn of the non-fictional homeless community and the difficulties they face living in a n...

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Premium Episode 36: Origin Story

MPR presents a very special episode of This American Trash: an exposé on a beautiful boy's budding relationship with Q in the aftermath of the 2016 election. After listening to this thrilling programme, Julian, Travis & Jake shift into a struggle session on politics and early-life media diets.

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Our first gaming content!

Thank you patreon subscriber. Thanks to you we reached our last milestone, which unlocked the Q&A with the hosts (posted a little bit ago on the premium podcast feed) and our first video content: a humble "videogame" "let's play" with Julian & Jake. 

It was recorded with our normal mics, so it feels a bit like an episode. The game we chose is Alpha Protocol. Here's the pitch:


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Premium Episode 35: Tommy Robinson feat Annie Kelly

A man who wears a milkshake with grace, Tommy Robinson is a far-right agitator and conspiracy theorist currently plaguing the UK. Annie Kelly — our UK correspondent — has prepared an episode exploring his drunken street brawling, consistent accidental fascism, and conspiracy theorizing about Muslims.

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Premium Episode 34: Movie Night (White House Down)

Obama is an action hero played by Jamie Foxx. Channing Tatum is a deadbeat dad. Together they must defeat James Woods — a right-wing lunatic apparently playing himself. The White House is in danger. And 2013 has an answer: Air Jordans, baby. The boys try to parse this Q-adjacent story (at first glance) that might actually be a wet-brained liberal fantasy.

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Bonus Premium Episode: Q&A w/ Jake, Travis & Julian

We hung out with our listeners and answered questions. It was really fun and it ended up being pretty similar to a normal episode. Also our listeners rule. For those who missed this live, we hope the recording makes up for it. <3

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Join us for our live Q&A - Sunday July 28th @ 2pm PST

Hello patrons, if you'd like to join us for a live audio Q&A with all three hosts, it's happening at 2pm PST this Sunday the 28th of July.

This was the time that most people voted for. This is a very fair democracy.

If you want to partake, head to http://discord.qanonanonymous.com 

It's basically a voice / text chat app (and browser-based app). There's lots o...

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Live Q&A With Jake, Travis & Julian this Sunday

Hello patrons! Since we passed the 800 subs mark, we will do the Q&A as promised, which is basically an opportunity to sit with us and pick on Travis.

It's going to happen this Sunday the 28th of July in a voice channel on our little Discord server.

(For those who don't know Discord, it's a free web-app and app our community uses to hang out and chat) — you can visit 2019-07-24 19:49:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Premium Episode 33: Mudfossil University

What if every rock in the ground contained blood? Welcome to Mudfossil University, a new way of thinking about the soil — and the ancient creatures it may or may not contain. After Julian brings us deep into this community, Jake regales us with a follow-up to the Very Flynn Adventure. Find out what's next for Michael Flynn's rocky relationship with his intrepid son, Florida Flynn.

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Premium Episode 32: Iraqi Dinar Scam

Why are American boomers buying Iraqi dinars? What do their communities look like? We answer these questions on this episode.

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Premium Episode 31: Listener Stories Volume 2

8 stories of redpilling, organ harvesting rings, infowars, cryptids and... more than anything else... 9/11 Trutherism. Our wonderful listeners bring you the finest of yarns, spun by the soothing tones of Jake Rockatansky, famous shakespearean actor and professional butterfly catcher.

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Premium Episode 30: Temple OS & Terry Davis feat Jeff Atwood

Terry Davis was a schizophrenic programmer who wrote an operating system to communicate with God. We examine both Temple OS and his turbulent life — which became intertwined with forum culture & the chans. We then interview Jeff Atwood, the co-founder of Stack Overflow and Discourse. He talks to us about building less shitty online communities, why programmers can be pedantic, and how in 1988 he built a "war dialer" to better network with other teens in the "Warez" scene.

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Premium Episode 29: The CIA vs Gary Webb

Gary Webb resurfaced the Iran Contra scandal in 1996 by publishing a 3-part piece entitled "Dark Alliance: The CIA, the Contras, and the Cocaine Explosion." We examine the massive backlash he received from mainstream news outlets, the veracity of Webb's claims, the inside story of the CIA's PR operations, and Gary Webb's eventual death.

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Thank you for sticking with us.

Hello patreon subscribers. Julian here.

As you may have noticed, the last couple of weeks have been a bit chaotic for us. We had a guest ditch last minute, I was on a work trip and then moved homes (which means the studio also moved), Jake had a week-long family thing, etc. All the excuses.

That's why we are super grateful for the way you've all stuck with us. The new studio is set up, I'm putting sound foam up on the walls, we got chairs that don't squeak and make noises, I've...

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Premium Episode 28: Florida

Florida is a moist petri dish for QAnon drivel. We explore the "Florida Man" phenomenon, the QAnon connection, and end with a sound-tracked tale of survival featuring QAnon personalities and cell-shaded Americans Bill Mitchell and Ann Vandersteel.

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Premium Episode 27: Defeating Your Adversary in the Court of Heaven (Praying Medic's Book)

Julian's calvary. Your entertainment. We go on a journey to the Courts of Heaven where you must defend yourself against demonic attacks with the help of your attorney, Jesus. This episode is our exploration of an e-book by Dave Hayes AKA Praying Medic, a prominent figure in the QAnon community who also happens to be a faith-healing fraud. Warning: this episode contains a testimonial involving a mother emotionally abusing her child who she fears may be gay.

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Episode 26: Origins of QAnon & Patriots Soapbox

The origins of a conspiracy theory born in the mists of 4chan and nursed to adulthood with the help of subreddits and interminable youtube videos. Plus Jake has used his investigative skills to unearth lost the early discord transcripts of the Patriots Soapbox crew.

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Premium Episode 25: The Krassenstein Bros

Ed and Brian Krassenstein are legendary #resistance grifters and Trump reply guys. In 2016, America founded politics and this activated the twins. But their history before politics remains shrouded in mystery. Travis takes good care to expose the sordid paths of these epic cuddlers. Then we play something Jake unearthed: a lost episode of the Krassensteins' podcast, The Krassencast. Lord bless.


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Premium Episode 24: Televangelism

A dive into Televangelism as a whole, with plenty of lively characters. Pat Robertson of course. But also Father Coughlin (who suffers from late stage fascism), noble knight of reason Fulton Sheen, and the absolute monster Jim Bakker. Then Jake goes to hell — in the body of Bill Weise.

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Premium Episode 23: Dinesh D'Souza

Dinesh D'Souza, intellectual fraud, documentary filmmaker, adulterer, artificial christmas tree shill — Travis does a number on this poor, beleaguered man. Then Jake has brought a partial script of the new Dinesh D'Souza joint. Woah, epic.


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Premium Episode 22: The QAnon Comic Book

Our most ambitious radio play yet — an adaptation of the first QAnon comic book. Thank you Westbrook for the original soundtrack. The play is followed by a discussion of the comic.

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Premium Episode 21: Borderline Militia Personality

The LARP is strong with this one. Militias are already a form of live action roleplaying, but their members also want to be country music singers, anti-child-trafficking warriors, and just straight up law enforcement. This week we take a bit of a deep dive into a couple of specific militias that have made the news recently. In the process, we touch on the ICE detention centers the they're sending asylum seekers to. Finally we make some predictions for the future, and go through the long list ...

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Premium Episode 20: The 12 Labors of Gorkules feat Travis View as the Chorus

Poor Travis must bear witness to the 12 labors of Gorkules. The mythical figure of Sebastian Gorka wields only one weapon: his mind. This powerful organ is expressed through Sebastian Gorka's book "Why We Fight: Defeating America's Enemies - With No Apologies". Playing the chorus in this greek drama is the biggest fan of the hero's unique journey: Travis. Godspeed!

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Premium Episode 19: What Happened by Hillary Clinton feat the Ghost of Jake Rockatansky

Jake is forced to read "What Happened" by Hillary Clinton because we reached that patreon milestone a little while back. Travis opens by exploring the QAnon claims about HRC, before we descend into madness. This is a proper struggle session, a true sweat lodge for the mind.

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Premium Episode 18: Listener Stories

A neighbor putting up worrying handmade signs — mostly addressing "jews" — and accusing people in her community of murdering her horse. A man losing his sister to anti-vaxxers. A chef and caterer whose employee goes QAnon. A full-blown cult centered around a guy named Julius. A close family friend who descends into Sharia fever, racism, and anti-semitism. Listeners did not disappoint with this collection of tragic, weird and sometimes funny stories.

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Premium Episode 17: Liberal QAnon (Louise Mensch, Bill Palmer, Seth Abramson)

The grifters who ascended in the wake of the 2016 election and rode Russiagate to disgrace and — sadly — financial gain. Jake finally gets in touch with us, and it looks like he's in Quite The Pickle.

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Premium Episode 16: Talking Shop feat Mike Rothschild

Where is QAnon heading? What does researching it do to your brain? We invite Mike Rothschild on the podcast — one of the original QAnon researchers and writers — and talk shop like bosses.

Mike's stuff: themikerothschild.com / twitter.com/rothschildmd

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Premium Episode 15: QAnon Book Club (An Invitation to the Great Awakening)

This week we chose three chapters from the infamous, Amazon-chart-topping book entitled QAnon: An Invitation to the Great Awakening. It was written by WWG1WGA, which is just a motley crew of QAnon influencers. There really is no way to describe how outlandish the authors’ various claims are. You’ll just have to listen. Get out your popcorn, but don’t butter up the pages. It’s the QAA Book Club.

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Premium Episode 14: Movie Night (Sum of All Fears)

We flex on the most mentioned movie in QAnon. Sum of All Fears (2002) is based on Tom Clancy's 1991 novel. We dive into the author's background, the QAnon connection, and go through the movie Mystery Science Theater 3000 style.

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Premium Episode 13: Rent-a-Friend & Biohacking

A special edition episode that explores two post-truth, dystopian subjects. The first is renting friends, family, and other people. Particularly a thing in Japan. The second is a guy who injects a variety of substances (including stem cells) into himself and partakes in outlandish, extreme workouts just to operate at "peak performance." This was a fun one. Apologies for the short episode, it's been a big week for us, we'll make it up to you, we promise.

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