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Extra Weiner 226 - TIDBITS with Dan McQuade

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 226, Stallone's KNOCKOUT with Dan McQuade

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dan McQuade to watch "women wrestlers" "fight" in a "competition" conjured up by "Stallone."
Once again, you're going to be required by law to meet your neighbors for ANOTHER awkward conversation after listening to this "fun" episode!

Nerding Day: Colorstrology

Who are we insulting? Well done, they sound intolerable. There’s confidence, and then there’s making Earth a one-man show. If someone described me this way, I’d tell them kids fail writing classes all the time. Teach them to read before paying for book school.

2025-05-06 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Upsetting Day: Dead Pet

I know you saw the title of this article and thought "dead pets, what a rich well of comedy." The full title of the book is Dead Pet: Send Your Best Little Buddy Off In Style, and it's a comedy pet funeral book. It even has a fun little Photoshop on the cover of a dead cat being blasted into space by a cute little firework rocket. The dead cat on the cover is reaching toward the viewer as if ...

Hot Dog Store: What's Going On in BIGFEETS merch

Some big things are in the pipeline. Cool stuff coming your way soon. I promise I will let you know as soon as it is ready. In the mean time, lets take a look at what we’ve got right now.

Big pints for big footists (that’s you).

We recently released a line of pint glasses, and one of them is adorned w...

Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 45 - The Rogue Team Rises PT. 1

The AIMS team is back at it! Doing what they do best, chasing their tail in pursuit of a threat they quite literally made up!

BIGFEETS Episode 45 - The Rogue Team Rises PT. 1

The AIMS team is back at it! Doing what they do best, chasing their tail in pursuit of a threat they quite literally made up!

Hot Dog Store: Posters, Posters, Posters!

Oh hell yeah, they told me I get to talk about my favorite stuff this week, and that means I’m talkin

I love our posters. That tasteful thickness, the professional looking ISO brightness and opacity, that high quality Japanese paper. I always say you need to cover your entire homes with these things, but you know what? That’s too narrow minded. I’ve got some new ideas for you today....

Learning Day: Learn at Every Turn with Chrysler

In 1992, Chrysler put out a VHS tape about learning. Not learning about the rugged and affordable Chrysler Grand Caravan, but learning about the idea of learning. They called it Learn at Every Turn.

It looks like nothing, right? I have to assume years of looking for insane and broken movies...

Nerding Day: The Heartbreak of Krull

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When I was a child, I thought Krull was the name of the magical throwing star the main character uses in the 1983 movie Krull. Then I grew up, and realized Krull was the name of the main character himself. Then I grew old, and realized Krull was the name of the planet. This column is about the 1983 sci-fi/fantasy adventure movie, Krull. Krull is the story of Krull, and everything i...

Fucking Day: The Intimate Sex Lives of Famous People

Yes here I am gathered here again to give a talk to you about a important topic which is: Families. One way or another we probly all got one or had one and maybe most of us are envolved in the ongoin process of figurin out how to make em work. Like how do we keep some connection and affection goin’ and also importantly how do we stay the hell out of each others lives we need a bit of space to breath o...

Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 225, The Milky Life with David Bell

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back David Bell! After "Child of Peach" back in episode 223, the DOGGZZONE was undoubtedly put on MOST federal watch lists. Not good enough. We aim to be on ALL watch lists, so we dug up David Bell to join us as we recap, "The Milky Life" featuring everyone's favorite infant elder, Micky Rooney! Make no mistake, these podcasts are crimes and you're implicit... not to worry, there's plenty of commissary...

Extra Wiener - 225 Dreams of the Witch with David Bell

David Bell is back for a much needed round of Dreams of the Witch! It helps ease the pain of The Milky Life. It's doesn't remove your name from the registry you are now on.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 225, The Milky Life with David Bell

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back David Bell! After "Child of Peach" back in episode 223, the DOGGZZONE was undoubtedly put on MOST federal watch lists. Not good enough. We aim to be on ALL watch lists, so we dug up David Bell to join us as we recap, "The Milky Life" featuring everyone's favorite infant elder, Micky Rooney! Make no mistake, these podcasts are crimes and you're implicit... not to worry, there's plent...

Learning Day: Basic Witchcraft

I finally know what’s wrong with me. Why my chants go unanswered. Why my most illiterate enemies still reign, a hundred animal sacrifices later. Why none of my piss-gre...

Fucking Day: Dial A Date🌭

If you were awake at 3 a.m. in Canada in 1995 at any point in your life, then you probably know who David Bronstein, The Prince Of Love is. If you don’t know who David Bronstein, The Prince of Love, is, go ahead and picture him. You don’t need a description; you know he looks like this, complete with the woman struggling to lean away from him as he holds her in place deceptively tightly.

2025-04-28 12:00:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Podcasting Day: April Podcast Roundup

The April podcast roundup is upon us, and I am here with tales of delight and horror!

First up, non-podcast things that are important to me. Brockway brought us part two of the CyberKnight and the Hand Puppet Commandos saga, and boy was it an upsetting ...

Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Action Figure Shirt

It’s another Store Post Saturday, and this one comes with real Nitrate-Blasting action!

That’s right, this week we’ve got a brand new shirt, the Hot Dog Action Figure! Incredibly strange timing with current internet fads, but I assure you this has nothing to do with that, and was created by a ...

Punching Day: Exposing the Dangers Behind Martial Arts and Yoga

As a Christian, are you allowed to do kung fu? The answer is no, because of mysticism, which means there is no reason to read this 180 page book saying the same thing over, and over, and over.

Exposing the Dangers Behind Martial Arts & Yoga: A Christian's guide to the harmful effects of these spiritu...