Welcome, ðŸŒs, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we carry each other around in the world’s only man-sized tandem Baby Bjorn.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
First let’s check in on Sissyneck Corner, where GERD is the re...
2025-01-09 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Look: I hate to get political on this, the comedy website where I write about dick fights, but one of my core beliefs is that the existence of billionaires is proof of our failure as a society. A billion dollars is a staggering, unthinkable amount of money to be owned by a single person. In 2025...
2025-01-08 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Daniel O'Brien to the DOGGZZONE! Airline safety videos from 2015 would not stop singing and dancing directly at you. Passive aggressive digs at your intelligence and wildly inappropriate twerking tots and agonizing ear worms will leave you hoping your flight never makes its destination!
2025-01-08 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The Doggzzone welcomes back Daniel O'Brien for a whole lot more airplane safety! It's like a bonus for the bonus of a bonus episode, you lucky so and so's!
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Daniel O'Brien to the DOGGZZONE! Airline safety videos from 2015 would not stop singing and dancing directly at you. Passive aggressive digs at your intelligence and wildly inappropriate twerking tots and agonizing ear worms will leave you hoping your flight never makes its destination!
Hold that thought. I only get one opening move. The wrong play ruins the entire year. It’s time for elite tactics.
God, I’m ter...
2025-01-07 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
After ten seasons working on Beverly Hills 90210, pretty much everyone hated it except for Ian Ziering. That man knew what he had. You can't blame most of the non-Ian Ziering cast for hating the show because they were making 32 episodes of hour-long television a year for the majority of those ten seasons. This meant the cast worked thirteen-hour days, five days a week, year after year....
2025-01-06 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s 2025, baby! We did it, another year in the books and my pawn takes both your rooks. I don’t know, I started that sentence with the best intentions and then felt like it needed a rhyme and it kind of got away from me. But life is like that sometimes! While we nerded out ...
2025-01-05 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHave you seen our catalog of cursed artifacts? The real one, I mean. No? Shit.
Well, in the meantime, why don’t you check out our cool Catalog of Cursed Artifacts shirt!
It comes in2025-01-04 19:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
In 2023, a podcaster known as "The Spanish Joe Rogan," Jordi Wild, put together a fight promotion and if you're waiting for a twist in this half of the sentence, it's not coming. It was called The Dogfight Wild Tournament, and nothing I'm about to say will make you think, "Oh, that's not what I expected when I heard combat league started by the Spanish Joe Rogan." It is an avalanche of...
2025-01-03 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
What does Christmas mean to you? It’s a question that’s plagued the opening of articles about Christmas for years. Some say Christmas is about family. Others might say giving. And, of course, there’s a handful of people who believe the holiday is about the birth of Christ. But what if I told you that there was a Christmas special that covered all of that. But instead of doing it ...
2025-01-02 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
As we trundle toward the end of another year, it’s more important than ever to convince your kids that an elderly flying man has broken into your home. But just as important, we also pause to recognize the REASON for the season - selling products. And, to a lesser extent, ruminating over the year’s bitter disappointments. There’s also a C-plot (sometimes called a “runne...
2025-01-01 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee to the DOGGZZONE! What does a small fish, some guy, and the front half of a horse costume all have in common? As if it weren't completely obvious, these are but a few of the fantastical creatures that make up Connecticut's Cryptids! Let the DOGGZZONE regale you with descriptions of some of the most fierce- What's that? Beguiling?...
2025-01-01 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby, Robert, Drew and Natalie Dee attempt to untangle the Gordian knot that IS this week's WikiWhy!
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee to the DOGGZZONE! What does a small fish, some guy, and the front half of a horse costume all have in common? As if it weren't completel...
2025-01-01 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm a big fan of Christmas movies that are deeply fucked, but even I was a little disturbed by the blank CGI faces of the baby hive mind starring in The Bratz Babyz Save Christmas The Movie. It's already uncomfortable watching babies (sorry Babyz (they are not human)) in miniskirts and knee-high boots do anything, but it's especially horrific watching them save Christmas....
2024-12-30 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s the end of another year, and what better way to celebrate than with some bigfeets merch!
As always, we got that hoodie for you. Bunch of different colors too. You don’t have to get this one, but I suggest getting some variation.
The Bigfeets boys are officially reunited and stronger than ever!
We watch as the AIMS team, befuddled as ever, fumble around Appalachian forests in search of the ever elusive Thunder Bros, or... maybe they're trying to evade them? There's literally no way of knowing! Grab your cheapest axe and tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS!
2024-12-30 12:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeets boys are officially reunited and stronger than ever!
We watch as the AIMS team, befuddled as ever, fumble around Appalachian forests in search of the ever elusive Thunder Bros, or... maybe they're trying to evade them? There's literally no way of knowing! Grab your cheapest axe and tune in to this episode of BIGFEETS!
Be the manimal, little person toy genius, or speedboat wrestler you want to see in the world.
That’s right, this week we are talking about Crisis On Infinite Berks. Now, as you all know, we’ve had this shirt in the shop for a while, but did you know it comes in 9 different colors? Incredib...
2024-12-28 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small measures of joy in these insane times, and because this is the only way we advertise. This is what we do instead of paying for auto-playing pop-ups featur...
2024-12-27 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small measures of joy in these insane times, and because this is the only way we advertise. This is what we do instead of paying for auto-playing pop-ups featur...
2024-12-26 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small measures of joy in these insane times, and because this is the only way we advertise. This is what we do instead of paying for auto-playing pop-ups featur...
2024-12-25 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Dan McQuaide to the DOGGZZONE! Are y'all ready for a transgender little person incel prieset criminal Pamela Anderson elf secret?
'Cause that's what you're getting. It's a Baywatch Christmas special! There's plenty of slow motion running for everyone, just like in nightmares!
The DOGGZZONE welcome back Dan McQuaide to take down some terrorists, just another Wednesday at 1900HOTDOG!
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, welcome back special guest, Dan McQuaide to the DOGGZZONE! Are y'all ready for a transgender little person incel prieset criminal Pamela Anderson elf secret?
'Cause that's what you're getting. It's a Baywatch Christmas special! There's plenty of slow motion running for everyone, just like in nightmares!
Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small measures of joy in these insane times, and because this is the only way we advertise. This is what we do instead of paying for auto-playing pop-ups featur...
2024-12-24 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small measures of joy in these insane times, and because this is the only way we advertise. This is what we do instead of paying for auto-playing pop-ups featur...
2024-12-23 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostHey! Stop pouring liquid into your hands and start pouring it into our new 11 and 15 ounce ceramic mugs!
Each of these mugs are available in 11 ounce and 15 ounce sizes, with your choice of one of eight colors for the inside. They are lead and BPA-free, and safe for both the dishwasher and microwave.
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