Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small measures of joy in these insane times, and because this is the only way we advertise. This is what we do instead of paying for auto-playing pop-ups featur...
2024-12-20 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small measures of joy in these insane times, and because this is the only way we advertise. This is what we do instead of paying for auto-playing pop-ups featur...
2024-12-19 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small measures of joy in these insane times, and because this is the only way we advertise. This is what we do instead of paying for auto-playing pop-ups featur...
2024-12-18 13:00:00 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Robert Brockway, (FINALLY!) welcome back special guest, Rodney Anonymous to the DOGGZZONE to celebrate the holidays in true DOGGZZONE fashion! You know how aging supermodels are super chill people who are firmly grounded, warm, empathetic and the first in line to spread holiday cheer and goodwill towards all god's creatures, (even the gay ones?) Well hide them from Janice Dickinson, America's shittiest shat 2024-12-18 12:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
The DOGGZZONE welcome back Rodney Anonymous for a bulging, well oiled round of MANHUNT: Target HUNKS... The game you can just barely wrap your lips around! Swish your hands around the Erotic Mystery Bucket and wrastle you up a HUNK!
Seanbaby & Robert Brockway, (FINALLY!) welcome back special guest, Rodney Anonymous to the DOGGZZONE to celebrate the holidays in true DOGGZZONE fashion! You know how aging supermodels are super chill people who ...
2024-12-18 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small measures of joy in these insane times, and because this is the only way we advertise. This is what we do instead of paying for auto-playing pop-ups featur...
2024-12-17 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy holidays! We got you a gift. Don’t worry, you don’t have to get anything for us. We’ve picked the very best Hot Dog articles of 2024 and made them free. We did this because we are generous, because we understand the need for small measures of joy in these insane times, and because this is the only way we advertise. This is what we do instead of paying for auto-playing pop-ups featur...
2024-12-16 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostBROCKWAY IS BACK AND HE BROUGHT YOU PRESENTS! PRESENTS YOU CAN BUY FOR YOURSELF!
You know we got that hoodie for you. All you gotta do is bring it home
The Bigfeets boys watchROBERT'S BACK!! JEHESIOUS CRIPES! We thought bigfoot ate him... we really did. Our apologies, we've been stalling. Turns out, Robert Brockway has been busy sharpening the many, MANY axes it takes to defeat the Lightning Man. Never has a cryptid posed such a threat... Robert knew, far, FAR in advance. You're only alive today because ROBERT BROCKWAY sacrificed his time and sanity to shield you again...
2024-12-16 12:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeets boys watchROBERT'S BACK!! JEHESIOUS CRIPES! We thought bigfoot ate him... we really did. Our apologies, we've been stalling. Turns out, Robert Brockway has been busy sharpening the many, MANY axes it takes to defeat the Lightning Man. Never has a cryptid posed such a threat... Robert knew, far, FAR in advance. You're only alive today because ROBERT BROCKWAY sacrificed his time and sanity to shield...
2024-12-16 12:57:00 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t know if you’ve heard, but Brockway is back! Hooray! Our long international nightmare is finally over. But don’t think it’s all sweet dreams and buttercreams from here on out. Maybe you forgot, maybe you didn’t know, but I’m here to remind you:
That’s right, none of you are safe! And to make sure you always remember that, we have our pal Ice Pop Pau...
2024-12-14 19:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway: You know Rob Liefeld. He’s the official comic book artist of the worst parts of the 1990s. He’s the guy with the opposite of a foot fetish. He created Youngblood, the superhero team with guns and pouches. He created Deadpool, so he’s responsible by proxy for most of the sexual harassment at Comic Con. Today we’re focusing on a lesser-known piece of hi...
2024-12-13 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Well its that time a year again when my phone starts to tell me how interesting I am because of which songs it told me about did I listen to the most, and it got me thinkin: “What if we did that for books?” because, as my phone said: I am Curious and Moody. For it has come to my attention that many of those gathered here with us today will admit out loud to: reading and enjoying the fiction...
2024-12-12 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, my name is Daniel O’Brien, I have six Emmys, four Writers Guild awards, some amount of Webbys and one Peabody— all for comedy writing— which grants me the great authority to present you with this, a fresh and unique comedy idea in the form of a question:
What’s the deal with airplanes?
I know! Why don’t they make the whole plane 2024-12-11 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby & Jamie Kelly welcome back special guest, Tom Reimann to the DOGGZZONE to do a little dumpster diving! Oh what treasures were found! Widely regarded as one of the most infamous bad movies ever to be put to celuloid, GARBAGE PAIL KIDS the MOVIE will hurt you. Never fear as the DOGGZZONE gang are here on their ATVs of hilarity to help salve the pain. Get your snot rags ready, things are about to get gross! 2024-12-11 12:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby and Jamie Kelly welcome back Tom Reimann for an odd game of TIDBITS! Play along if you DARE!
Seanbaby & Jamie Kelly welcome back special guest, Tom Reimann to the DOGGZZONE to do a little dumpster diving! Oh what treasures were found! Widely regarded as one of the most infamous bad movies ever to be put to celuloid, GARBAGE PAIL KIDS the MOVIE will hurt you. Never fear as the DOGGZZONE gang are here on their ATVs of hilarity to help salve the pain. Get your snot rags ready, things are about t...
2024-12-11 12:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I keep it light. Who needs more stress in their inbox? Tuesdays are for relatable topics, like the wyrd eye floating above mankind, coaxing our fall.
2024-12-10 13:00:07 +0000 UTC
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It’s time to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ and/or getting railed by a thicc daddy. That’s right, I’m fulfilling my blood oath to the god of weird shit by returning to the fertile hotdog ground of Steve Warky Nunez’s Yaoi Xmas Songs. If you don’t remember Mormon parody song artist...
2024-12-09 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Well, you did it. You made it to December. November swept past us as we watched Seanbaby reflect on Brockrollers, the Home Brockway Game. Dennard Dayle made us read about 2024-12-08 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
You’ve been asking for it, and it is finally here. That’s right, we’ve got posters!
If you aren’t familiar, posters are like shirts for your wall, and we’ve got five of them here ready to go!
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Two weeks ago we explored the majestic pageantry of insecure Christian magician, Duane Laflin. It was a fascinating look at someone who realized, as they were typing, that they were writing a guide for adding 12-inch Jesus silks to store bought magic tricks, and that might not be anything. We...
2024-12-06 13:00:13 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s been three months since our last Hot Dog Appreciation Day. In that time, you noble meats have birthed wonders: You’ve had killer punchlines and garbage revelations, you’ve gone the extra mile in supporting the site, fallen in love, had babies and named them after us. Probably. Three months is a long time.
You know when you come back from vacation, and all the work you missed j...
2024-12-05 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
No one spake the word, for there was no word to speak.*
So the first word did as it must, and spoke itself. Then upon the face of the deep there came, like ripples in a pond: ripples, and ponds, and starlight, and meaning to underlie those things, and the Great Stridulation of...
2024-12-04 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Dirk Marshall welcome back special guest, Mark Mahoney to the DOGGZZONE. You're in for a treat as the DOGGZZONE gang report on what just might be the most thrilling, action packed spectacle of espionage, intrigue, lurid romance and just all around film classic, "BLACKBIRD." What's that? Never heard of it? HOW?? It features the LORD OF THE DANCE! Rectify your crimes of ignorance at once as you engage ...
2024-12-04 12:59:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you ready for some TIDBITS? The Doggzzone and special guest, Mark Mahoney navigate the insanity of "2001 Things 2 Do Before You Die!"
Seanbaby & Dirk Marshall welcome back special guest, Mark Mahoney to the DOGGZZONE. You're in for a treat as the DOGGZZONE gang report on what just might be the most thrilling, action packed spectacle of espionage, intrigue, lurid romance and just all around film classic, "BLACKBIRD." What's that? Never heard of it? HOW?? It features the LORD OF THE DANCE! Rectify your crimes of ignorance at once as y...
2024-12-04 12:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
When a date’s going too well, I throw on the Ludys.
2024-12-03 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Garry Marshall wanted to direct Fifty Shades Of Grey and we should have let him. There, I said it. It's out of the way. If Garry Marshall had made the Fifty Shades Of Grey movies he might have found a way to make them at least slightly sexier and certainly way less boring. How do I know? Because I watched Exit To Eden, the Rosie O'Donnell and Dan Akroyd-helmed 1994 ...
2024-12-02 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post