It’s another BIGFEETS day, so I’m here to remind you that we have a sweet BIGFEETS hoodie for you.
Oh yeah, that’s what I’m talkin about, that classic Trapper green. But we also have it in a bunch of other colors. Check it out:
The unbearable weight of Robert Brockway's departure into the phantom realm leads the BIGFEETS crew to further twist and mangle format convention. How about a bad movie? WHY NOT? THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ALL THINGS ARE HELL. According to the director of, "The Badge, the Bible and Bigfoot" this sentiment is exactly why you should watch her and exclusively her "movies." Further proof that we are made only but to suffer. L...
2024-12-02 12:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe unbearable weight of Robert Brockway's departure into the phantom realm leads the BIGFEETS crew to further twist and mangle format convention. How about a bad movie? WHY NOT? THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ALL THINGS ARE HELL. According to the director of, "The Badge, the Bible and Bigfoot" this sentiment is exactly why you should watch her and exclusively her "movies." Further proof that we are made only b...
2024-12-02 12:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostI said brrr, it’s cold in here, there must be some declining pressure in the atmosphere. Haha, we have fun here in the little store posts, don’t we? Anyway, it’s cold in most of North America, which means you probably live in this section here that the weather station says is where cool people live. And cool people need hoodies to stay warm. That’s science.
2024-11-30 19:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Wearily, you slump against the dorm room door, having survived another stressful Thanksgiving with family—probably the last one to be thankful for in our lives. Outside is a mad whirlwind of political gloom but in h—“Welcome back to the No-Spin Kidz’ Zone!” brays the f...
2024-11-29 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Chick-fil-A made a TV show. They also made an entire entertainment business. They are poised to conquer American culture. But first, LOL, Chick-fil-A made a TV show???
There is one episode of Legends of Evergreen Hills™, so far. The show’s Google results indicate a rabid demand...
2024-11-28 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Remember Tenko and the Guardians of Magic? You needn't lie to impress me, gentle reader. Far too much has happened in the past three months for you to recall anything that happened back in August of this year.
Allow me to jog your memory: in the mid-'90s, Saban Entertai...
2024-11-27 13:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Zack Koontz welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE to battle inadvisable robots for the sake of continental dominance and sparse hotdog rations under the looming shadow of ROBOTJOX! Two robots enter, one robot falls over...spies are involved, there's fake baby adults, nut hugging body suits... something for kids of all ages!
2024-11-27 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostJust couldn't get enough ROBOTJOX could ya?? FINE. Here's some more... in game form!
Seanbaby & Zak Koonce welcome back special guest, Lydia Bugg to the DOGGZZONE to battle inadvisable robots for the sake of continental dominance and sparse hotdog rations under the looming shadow of ROBOTJOX! Two robots enter, one robot falls over...spies are involved, there's fake baby adults, nut hugging body suits... something for kids of all ages!
2024-11-27 12:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Once, there was a failure named Rickey.
He lived in the p...
2024-11-26 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
As we all know, football is the manliest thing a man can do. It's got everything men love: big beefy dudes, balls, sweating, touching… you know, man stuff. Though we have tried many times, women simply cannot comprehend it. Yet tome after tome has been written to further this ultimately futile cause.
2024-11-25 13:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Summer is gone, but your hunger for breathable apparel hasn’t been sated. Are you as tired of sleeves as I am? Always getting in the way of your bulging muscles, ripping every time you lift a car over your head? Well great news, we’ve introduced tanktops!
I know a lot of how-to guides I've shown you have been too specific, too disgusting, or too 2024-11-22 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1990, the war on drugs found a new nemesis: Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue. This television special was the ultimate Saturday morning crossover, featuring ten different franchises including Looney Tunes, Garfield, the Real Ghostbusters, DuckTales, and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Competing networks aired the special and it was later released on VHS by healthy living company Mc...
2024-11-21 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
When I was but a lad, my father sat me down and served me the future on a silver platter. Little did I know it was a future borne less of The Jetsons and more of Eraserhead. My Dad likes real weird movies, see, and he made us watch them way too young. That’s the premise, anyway. The premise of what? Why, my sweet summer child…
2024-11-20 13:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Seanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Christina H to the DOGGZZONE to glaze over in disbelief at the monument to ultra violence that is RIKI-OH, the story of RIKI-OH!
If you'd rather human guts remain exactly where they are in a man's body, you prefer your jaws intact and unexploded, if you have any semblance of decency left, RIKI-OH is NOT for you!
All other perverts, welcome!
Seanbaby and Merritt K welcome back Christina H for a game of Microwave Z... Learn how to make the worst food ever on the worlds best and only bonus podcast to a bonus podcast of all time!
Seanbaby & Merritt K welcome special guest, Christina H to the DOGGZZONE to glaze over in disbelief at the monument to ultra violence that is RIKI-OH, the story of RIKI-OH!
If you'd rather human guts remain exactly where they are in a man's body, you prefer your jaws intact and unexploded, if you have any semblance of decency left, RIKI-OH is NOT for you!
All other perverts, welcome!
I’ve let you down. Back in August (two years in digital time) I covered Pin-Up Pete. 2024-11-19 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Sometimes, it's difficult for me to accept help from other people who don't have radical names. That's why I was so jazzed to come across self-help guru Jupiterion Olympus. They mainly write books on manifesting love, money, and romance, but they also sell AI-generated garbage about dead pets. Look at the cover of this book. Have you ever seen three pets more thrilled to fuck right off this mor...
2024-11-18 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostWe interrupt your scheduled BIGFEETS to let you know we have both the classic BIGFEETS shirt and BIGFEETS OF FUTURE PAST available in a Women’s style cut:
If you haven’t seen it, take a ...
2024-11-18 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe BIGFEETS crew continue to struggle with the loss of woefully under-appreciated and some might say, handsomest man(?) Robert Brockway. Will ALASKA MONSTERS prove to be yet another hollow surrogate for the majesty that is the AIMS crew? Could such a bitter loss possibly be rectified by pale imitations of Wild Bill?
Seanbaby's hats... what's up with that? Enough is enough on this episode of BIGFEETS!
The BIGFEETS crew continue to struggle with the loss of woefully under-appreciated and some might say, handsomest man(?) Robert Brockway. Will ALASKA MONSTERS prove to be yet another hollow surrogate for the majesty that is the AIMS crew? Could such a bitter loss possibly be rectified by pale imitations of Wild Bill?
Seanbaby's hats... what's up with that? Enough is enough on this episode of BIGFE...
We have a lot of different days here at 1-900-HOTDOG, but every day is Upsetting Day. That’s why we have the different wieners.
No matter if you are in the mood to nerd, fight, learn, or fuck, we’ve got ‘em on this shirt.
Angels and ghosts… how do they fuck? No, I'm serious. I don't need all the details, only the basics. Is there any kind of introductory course on how they… oh, perfect!
2006's THE BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO SEX IN THE AFTERLIFE is as evocative a title as I've ever seen. I alw...
2024-11-15 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Well this one is kinda a public service Hotdog Write-It-Up, were gonna try and help some of our congregation what might have a terrible infliction and dont even know it but were here to assist. Now probly most of us when somebody asks us: do we like cats? a reasonable answer is the same as when someone asks us: do we like kids? which is to say: some of them. Like the barn cats here at our place...
2024-11-14 13:00:20 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm in the middle of a project about Billy Mitchell right now, who, if he is reading this, has never cheated and is without a doubt one of the greatest gamers who has ever lived. But that project has gotten me thinking about the other great video game players of history. There's Daigo Umehara of Evo Moment #37, not to mention the also-incredible Justin Wong. There's that guy who played...
2024-11-13 13:00:18 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby & Dennard Dayle welcome special guest, Brendan McGinley to the DOGGZZONE to traverse the obscenity that is 2012's SHOCKWAVE, the breakdancing/wrestling/timecop """robot"""
This one hurts, strap on-IN. IN!
2024-11-13 12:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby & Dennard welcome Brendan McGinley for a Seanbaby's Bookgame! "An ABCs of Childhood Tragedy" and tragic it is... take a listen!