In 2010, Hulu asked history’s only question: what if Stan Lee made Swan Lake? Would nerds study at all in junior fall? Or pass JPN 204 by guessing? I still mix up “university” and “debt hole,” so Hulu found a winner.
Meet The LXD...
2024-04-23 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostThe Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 19 of Mountain Monsters: Bloodless Howler of Harrison County. Jeff's ghost improv confidence was seriously harmed in the making of this episode.
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I’m going to be vulnerable with you guys this week and share something I personally find hilarious, but the fact that I spent so much time with it, I realize, also says something about my psyche. Jamie Mcquire’s 2011 novel Beautiful Disaster was optioned by Warner Brothers Pictures in 2012. Unfortunately, after purchasing the rights, they made the mistake of reading the book. ...
2024-04-22 12:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Are there pterodactyls or ancient, extinct birds recently? What? That's… huh? Congratulations, junior bird scientists, we've finished the thesis statement of PREHISTORIC BIRDS IN MODERN TIMES by Eddie Vuittonet, Ph.D. (2023).
Prehistoric birds haunt all seven corners of the ...
2024-04-19 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
From the Greeks to the Romans to probably others but mostly those two, a culture is measured by their hunks. Here in the US, we live in a declining empire and I can prove it. We reached maximum hunk saturation in 1983, and every day since then we’ve only watched the slow unraveling of society. It’s too late for us, but in the interest of saving future civilizations, we need to pinpoint the ...
2024-04-18 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
In the world of sexual tabletop roleplaying, games exist on a continuum with The Book of Erotic Fantasy on one end and FATAL on the other. Essentially, do you want to frolic with elves and pixies or do complex math to calculate whether or not your character can fit so...
2024-04-17 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby is struck by a bolt of lightning and miraculously given sentience! His first order of business: talking to Brockway and guest, Tom Reimann, about how dangerously horny the 1986 movie Short Circuit was.
2024-04-17 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Seanbaby introduces his fun, new, completely trustworthy bonus game: OK Sorcery! This is not a trap for Brockway and guest, Tom Reimann. There's no secret society for this!
2024-04-17 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Want to be like me? Obviously not. Dire mistake, really. But there are memes about Vin Diesel. Want to be like him? Breakdance. Common? Michael Fassbender? Breakdance. El-P? Terry Crews? Chris Brown? Wait, hold the fucking phone.
They didn’t. The...
2024-04-16 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I've done it. I've finally located America's second-most popular guide to Italian Hand Gestures. It's 1983's ITALIAN WITHOUT WORDS By Jay Leone.
"Wait a minute. I thought that Don Cangelosi and Joseph Delli Carpini wrote the popular 1989 guide to Italian hand gestures, Ita...
2024-04-15 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Who is Justice to stand between action and these hands of id? Can any authority put punches on trial? Fuck you! These are the questions asked by Man Comics! Prepare yourselves for Law! Prepare yourself for Man! This! Is the Trial! Of the Punchmaster!
2024-04-12 12:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Children love comic books and also need water to live. Maybe that’s a controversial stance, but it’s one I’m willing to stand behind. Hi, I’m Robert Brockway and I’m here to talk to you about proper hydration and unleashed capitalism. It’s a ringing endorsement from me on both! Here’s my favorite comic book.
Has this happened to you? You’re finally on a date with your crush and you realize way too late that the scent you’re using is Just. Not. Right. Maybe you thought expensive perfume would have impressed that special someone. Maybe you tried on pricey cologne to show them you’ve got class, buddy! But maybe the smell isn’t good enough or it’s too strong or - perhaps - it just doesn’t r...
2024-04-10 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway lures Seanbaby and guest, Jason Pargin, in for a very special 1 Year Anniversary Episode of everybody's favorite bonus podcast, OK SCIENCE! Put on your Science Hats, OKHEADS, it's about to get FUNDUCATIONAL!
2024-04-10 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway is joined by Seanbaby and guest, Jason Pargin, to dance the sacred fire ritual of engorged hogs. They're talking about the tragic, insane, bizarrely racist hour long commercial for Tupi Tea, from the makers of Gorilla Flow!
2024-04-10 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
We used to toss hipster around. Were you one? Are you one now? I’m not, just a Brooklyn-based writer learning something mid-sentence. If you’re a hipster like me, you like staying ahead of the curve. That puts classic Reefer Madness jokes out of reach, and makes Weed Joke Month a crisis. But don’t panic or try clean living. Embrace Marihuana.
Let’s talk about everyone’s favorite doctor wizard, who’s also a smug 1960s swinging bachelor. That’s right, I could only be referring to Gold Key Comics' Dr. Spektor. The superhero who is like Dr. Strange, except worse in every possible way, including his skills with women because this is the issue where Dr. Spektor gets his ass kicked by an owl and then gets dumped.
2024-04-08 12:00:10 +0000 UTC
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The Bigfeet Boys watch Season 1, Episode 18 of Mountain Monsters: Hogzilla of Hocking Hills. No Hogzillas were harmed, or even hunted in this episode.
2024-04-08 11:59:00 +0000 UTC View Post
As frequent hotdoggers know, Phil Hirsch was a prolific joke curator with the comedic sensibilities of a fartless cadaver. His books were weird collections of terrible jokes he didn't write about tits, 2024-04-05 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Have you ever wondered about history? Have you ever wanted to know about any historical topic in all of history? Great news: one weird guy, and/or Sentient Amazon Dot Com, is now a top book listing for that history. They’re the history, now.
Cheap knockoffs have long been a proud American tradition: Transformers (GoBots came out a full year earlier), G.I. Jane, Pepsi, George W. Bush, the male nipple, the spectacular arachnid-guy - the list goes on, especially if you make some of them up. The American psyche has room for exactly two things, and marketers know this, plus one other thing. But in the long history of paint-by-numbers bu...
2024-04-03 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostYou won't believe it, Seanbaby got hit by another bus! This time instead of waking up in a cute alternate dimension, he has a form of brain damage leaving him only able to communicate in tidbits. It's up to Brockway and guest, Daniel O'Brien, to Helen Keller him back into polite society with Tidbit Yahtzee!
2024-04-03 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostSeanbaby got hit by a bus and woke up in a universe where he's the only one who gives a shit about the Beatles portal fantasy movie, Yesterday. He tries to explain it to Brockway and guest, Daniel O'Brien, but they just don't believe him!<...
2024-04-03 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post
How are your enemies?
Hopefully they don’t exist, or you don’t know. That’s not what I think or feel, but saying it keeps us sane. History’s rough patches are full of revenge for comeuppance for payback. It’s cliche to call revenge self-destructive. It’s also cliche to keep forks out of wall sockets.
Ruin Life Tactics paid lip service to mirth. ...
2024-04-02 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Making her cum? Shouldn't Be That Hard by Bigfoot Lincoln is a book that has somehow managed to exist for two whole years without being featured on 1900hotdog.com. I'm so sorry, this was clearly an oversight on my part. My sincerest apologies to Mr. Lincoln. And all Bigfoots.
If you were a Christian teen in 1979 looking for a 168-page way to say "abstinence," you had a lot of options. And here's one now:
DATING / Guidelines from the Bible by Scott Kirby is as close to exactly what you'd expect as anything will ever be. It's a generic Guide to the Christ...
2024-03-29 12:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Blue Comet Press was an independent comic book publisher founded, staffed, and terrorized by Craig Stormon. Craig has a tough vibe to pin down, he’s kind of like a child granted a Zoltar wish to be big, and then sent six hundred years into the future to fight in a time war he had no chance of understanding. Now he’s back, and he has PTSD from robot attacks that haven’t happened yet. He is...
2024-03-28 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Folks I will tell you public libaries are a treasure especially when they raise money by selling me their old books for very cheap. It pretty much raises us all up so i encourage the civicly-minded amongst the hot-dog population to go to your town-halls and meet-the-candidates and such and just ask em: “Well what about the library?” because if we dont there is a good chance that we may l...
2024-03-27 12:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Brockway invites Seanbaby and guest, Hana Michels, into his pentagram for SOOTHING TEA and MEDIUM STRENGTH HANDSHAKES. It's Dreams of the Witch! For you, Satan!
2024-03-27 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostBrockway has long threatened to attack and dethrone the Pope, but now with the help of Seanbaby and guest, Hana Michels, it's finally time! They're reading Anti-Vatican't Magick: Protect Yourself From The Vatican by grifting Brit...
2024-03-27 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View Post