On an upsetting day in 2006, every program director at every television network or cable affiliate was sent a copy of this…
… and there's a good chance I'm the first person to ever hit play on it. It's a sizzle reel for something called Trailer Court Justice. "Trailer Court Justice? Why,...
2025-10-10 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
The 2025 NHL Draft Lottery is two vibes battling to the death. It’s a mindset melee. The combatants: one professional-to-the-bone talking head, and the dullest gaggle of sportxecutives ever assembled.
I’m here to explore a cursed video. I’m also here to ask whether cursed artifacts can change, and grow, a...
2025-10-09 12:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostRoll up an illegitimate, alcoholic Glitter Boy and step into the world of the RIFTS Source Book with Merritt K. What happens when you put EVERYTHING in a single tabletop role-playing game? Local lunatic Kevin Siembieda tried to answer that question and wound up with an unplayable game and a mechanical battle kangaroo.
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Robert will go to ja...
2025-10-08 17:33:57 +0000 UTC View PostRoll up an illegitimate, alcoholic Glitter Boy and step into the world of the RIFTS Source Book with Merritt K. What happens when you put EVERYTHING in a single tabletop role-playing game? Local lunatic Kevin Siembieda tried to answer that question and wound up with an unplayable game and a mechanical battle kangaroo.
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Robe...
2025-10-08 17:33:32 +0000 UTC View PostIn the tradition of confusing regional spellcraft, we challenge Merritt K to a magic duel using the strangely comprehensive mystical floor cleaners of the Double Red Lucky Store. It makes exactly as much sense as RIFTS when you play it.
2025-10-08 17:32:53 +0000 UTC View Post
Thank you for purchasing RC Car Company Executive: The Interactive Movie Game Experience from PoxCo Softworks for your Philips CD-i home entertainment system! Please read this manual carefully before entergaging with the software in order to familiarize yourself with its operation.
"Madness," I grumbled. Aloud, proving my expertise. The billboard didn't deserve human attention. Another venture capital grift, soon to vanish beneath kibble for people and gambling for dogs. Like anyone vulnerable, the MTA never lacked suitors.
2025-10-07 12:00:12 +0000 UTC
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I know you're all excited, but I didn't say Captain Marvel. I said this week I'll be covering Captain Carvel And His Carvel Crusaders, a comic book published in 1974 by Carvel Ice Cream. When I picked it up, I assumed it would be about horrifying ice cream monsters and their holy war against the lactose intolerant, and I was mostly correct. If some must die for the glory of a hot fudge su...
2025-10-06 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Monday everyone, I am going to tell you about the Sgt. Bigfeet’s Lonely AIMS Team Band shirt in Heather Prism Ice Blue. Only this one. And only in large.
You know we have shirts, you know we have hoodies, we even have mugs and glasses and secret cursed products, but I never take the time to sit you down and tell you about the Sgt. Bigfeet’s Lonely AIMS Team Band shirt in Heather Pris...
2025-10-06 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe AIMS team is back and true to form... lost in a cornfield. On the hunt and on run from a werewolf called "the Queen of the Blood Wolves," which is the only cool thing Jeff has ever said.
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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK.
The AIMS team is back and true to form... lost in a cornfield. On the hunt and on run from a werewolf called "the Queen of the Blood Wolves," which is the only cool thing Jeff has ever said.
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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK.
Have you heard about 1900🌭?
You have now!
See that first panel? That’s us. Maybe you. Anyone. That’s how we all look to them, the ones that don’t speak the language of doggin’. That’s why they try to stop us, but if you’ve got this shirt then we’ll know you know, and they w...
2025-10-04 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
It was 1982 and Pac-Man fans demanded jokes. But Bally Midway gave them only despair. They released 96 pages of humorless, senseless confusion called The Official Pac-Man™ Joke Book: Pac-Mania!.
It wasn't much of anything. Pac-Man put on toupees or vaguely acted out idioms. It was nothing ...
2025-10-03 12:00:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Best of the Best is a martial arts sports drama from 1989, a precious era when many of us still believed taekwondo could kill an adult man. Before we grew up and realized the true purpose of taekwondo is using your feet to stylishly slap styrofoam out of your dungeon master's hands.
Best of the B...
2025-10-02 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
I see the creature everywhere. It has big teeth and hair. They tell me it is called Labubu. People lust for it, crave it. But I have lived long enough to see its kind come and go. Labubu is just Webkinz is just Beanie Babies is just Cabbage Patch Kids, the freak success stories sailing on an ocean of also-rans. For now they float atop this dark sea, but in time they too will sink beneath its surface...
2025-10-01 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostLearning can be fun! But not here. Here, you suffer. Mark Mahoney hates your brain and he's going to prove it with, "Learn at Every Turn." Warning: Contains a sexy and naked native sexual awakening and NOTHING ELSE.
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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise g...
2025-10-01 11:59:01 +0000 UTC View PostWho's wields the mightiest misery in the Saddest Boy Showdown?! Melancholy Mahony or Blubberin' Brockway? Find out now in this week's bonus episode!
2025-10-01 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostLearning can be fun! But not here. Here, you suffer. Mark Mahoney hates your brain and he's going to prove it with, "Learn at Every Turn." Warning: Contains a sexy and naked native sexual awakening and NOTHING ELSE.
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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the tim...
2025-10-01 11:57:00 +0000 UTC View Post
This should be fun.
It’ll be fun. But first, I’d like to make peace.
You might not know my rival, 2025-09-30 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
In 2019, Burger King hired a psychic medium to channel ghosts so that they could try a Burger King Whopper. Where did Burger King find a man willing to portray a ghost eating a cheeseburger for the first time? YouTube, of course. That’s where he channels hungry ghosts and spirit guides most weekends. His name is Riz Mirza, and he looks exactly like you think he does, right down to the prayer hands...
2025-09-29 12:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh September, the forgotten month when a lot of you were born. Your parents were freaks and did freaky stuff, probably sucked toes. September babies disgust me. Have a regular birthday like everyone else.
Anyway, this month had a normal amount of podcasts and I was watching Mission Hill for the infinity-ith time and wanted to try and draw that art style. Turns out it is very difficult and I am...
2025-09-28 12:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostThere is some powerful magic happening in the vault. I apologize in advance as it seems to be messing with the fabric of reality.
1900HOTDOG PRESENTS - LAVA APES OF THE LOST DIAMOND CITY. The graphic so powerful it can only be put on one type of shirt in three colors and a poster.
But boy what ...
2025-09-27 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Brendan: Dennard! Thank you so much for correcting my misconceptions about smoking with those Camels ads! [TKTKTK link link link] I now know that Camels are the cool smoke that won’t aggravate my T-Zone and ALSO that women smokers are the coolest!
Dennard: Fuck...
2025-09-26 12:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Dennard: Stop whatever personal-growth thing you’re doing, this is important.
Brendan: Ow! My brain’s eyes!
Dennard: It’s my latest creation. I...
2025-09-25 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard we once formed an award-winning R&B hunk duo that was eventually taken down by a lip-syncing scandal. We will accept no blame for it.
But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
First let’s check in on Sissyneck Corn...
2025-09-24 12:00:17 +0000 UTC View PostThe late Dennard Dayle brought White Chicks to the Doggzzone9000. Seanbaby and Brockway did what they had to. Dennard claims the film relates to his comic origins. You can believe him, if it helps you cope. He would be missed, if it weren't for White Chicks.
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/how-to-dod...
2025-09-24 11:59:05 +0000 UTC View PostNormally we dream of witches, but today... we battle them!
2025-09-24 11:58:01 +0000 UTC View PostThe late Dennard Dayle brought White Chicks to the Doggzzone9000. Seanbaby and Brockway did what they had to. Dennard claims the film relates to his comic origins. You can believe him, if it helps you cope. He would be missed, if it weren't for White Chicks.
https://www.barnesandnoble....
2025-09-24 11:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post
In 1995, Graz Entertainment produced a cartoon for American audiences based on the video game series DarkStalkers. It received a single season of thirteen episodes and was lost in a sea of similar titles. Retrospective reviews have been harsh, with fans noting the many divergences from the source material, low-quality animation, and formulaic plot. How did this happen? I've uncovered never-...
2025-09-23 12:00:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hell is a fat woman. At least, that’s the thesis of the TV show Drop Dead Diva. This show falls into the category of things I can’t believe we let happen, especially in 2009, when you think we would know better. It aired on the Lifetime channel for four seasons before being canceled, and then uncanceled, running for another two seasons because it was extremely popular with the Lifetim...
2025-09-22 12:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post