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The Disrobed Drummer

Scrolling through tumblr, one photo made a story instantly pop into my head, and over 1000 words later, here it is. 

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“C’mon, just trust me- it will be just like the Red Hot Chili Peppers!”

“You’ve got to be fucking with me right now- that time has passed, Ed.”

“The plan is already in action.”

“It’s on you if this backfires.”

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“Hey, can I get your autograph?”

Turning aroun...

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Bad Scientists- Part 4

Here's the last part of this series for now- let me know in a comment/message if you'd like to hear more from these naughty scientists in the future!

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Walking into the exhibition hall with Charlie, I was so glad that my fake note had fooled him. I’d returned back from lunch that fateful day with the rest of my coworkers to see him clothed with a huge smile on his face. He held up the note and recounted what he thought was the truth about him sniffing pheromones accidentally i...

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Tommy's Half-Naked Rager

Free for everyone, here's one of my favorite stories that I posted on Tumblr years ago! VIP members also get access to the short video that inspired it all on the Discord server though...

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Tommy was known for throwing parties with immaculate themes, ranging from slutty to sluttier. Years ago, he’d thrown a topless party where you dropped your shirt into a lock box at the beginning of the party, and you spent the night grinding on other half-naked men. It was talked about for ...

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"Hi, Allan!"

After getting back from a Halloween party this weekend, I was feeling myself as I looked at my striped shirt and short shorts. I'd dressed up as Allan from Barbie, and one of my friends had been the pregnant Midge doll. As I hesitated to get undressed and into my pajamas, I took a few pictures before coming up with a short post to go with them. VIP members, check out Allan in and out of his shorts over on the Discord server. 

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“Hi, Barbie!”

“Hi, Ken!”

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Bad Scientists- Part 3

The newest installment is here, and there's nothing flashy about the lab today. It should just be endless trials and lots of data collection, but one spill changes everything... Read on to hear all about the most cutting edge experimentation on pheromones that this scientist is working on.

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It had been about a week since Rhonda’s team had their demonstration, and as much as I wished that their work was ready for a second go, they were still troubleshooting down the hall. Work...

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Bad Scientists- Part 2

It's time for another demonstration at the lab where these  ̶m̶a̶d̶, I mean bad, scientists are back at it again. VIP members, check out the Discord for a delayed peek at my rendition of what the test subject goes through in this edition...

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I was back beside Marco again on the third floor, but this time, we weren’t the only scientists in the demonstration room- it was packed with people from every department. The engineering team, the lab team, and the anatomical di...

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Bad Scientists- Part 1.5

Here's the continuation of the series that was started yesterday- make sure to read that first to get all of the backstory needed on these naughty scientists!

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“Thank you, Trevor- please stand still as we conduct the last section of this demonstration.”

Nodding his head, Trevor stood there, and I wondered if he knew what was going to come next, or if he was just as oblivious as I was.

Nothing happened for a few seconds, and then I heard the familiar sounds of th...

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Bad Scientists: Part 1

Balancing work and grad school has been tough, so I definitely slacked off on posting last week. Luckily for me, I had an almost fully fleshed out idea pop into my head, so I'm running with it here and trying to catch up on my post quota. This series will develop as I go, with the intro today and the meat of the first part going up tomorrow. Parts 3 and 4 are already in the works as well! Hope you like what you read, and feel free to pop into my inbox to send in ideas or just chat. 

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Disappearing Act: Part 2/2

Check yesterday's post for the intro to this story!

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I quickly walked back into the gym and sped into the empty bathroom. I hurriedly stripped out of my clothes and just stuffed them behind the cleanest toilet I saw before disappearing. After years of doing it, I could turn it on and off like a light. I heard someone walking in and sped out of the closing door behind them. Down the hall, I walked into the locker room and waited.

The rowing team should be ending their meet...

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Disappearing Act: Part 1

Let's take a trip back down memory lane when I really started pushing the boundaries of what plots I chose for my stories. Here's the into, and I'll post the meat of the story tomorrow night.

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When I was thirteen years old, I discovered that I could disappear. Three days into being a teenager, I had a yelling match with my parents for the first time and stormed upstairs to my room. A few minutes later, when my dad presumably came upstairs to yell at me some more, he opened my d...

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Side of the Road

Sometimes inspiration comes in the most basic form. One early morning on the way to work, a guy got out of his truck in front of me at the red light to grab something out of the bed of his truck. He was wearing the hell out of a pair of jeans, and I ogled for the few seconds he was in my sight until he got back inside. Read below to see what I wish had happened to him...

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Pulling up to the red light, I blinked sleep out of my eyes as I changed the dial on my radio, trying to fi...

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Community Chat

Hey everyone, Patreon just rolled out a new feature this week called Community Chats- basically, it's a chat room for this patreon. It's only available on the mobile app now (which just got a huge update and is actually worth using now), so if you have that downloaded, feel free to join the conversation!

I have no idea if it'll turn into anything, but it definitely has the potential to be fun since it'll be open to all members- no tier restrictions!

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Fantasy Football Flop

It may be early in the season, but I've already heard from one friend that his league is a flop. He chose players that are getting injured, and his reserves aren't good enough to win games. So, that inspired this story that comes with some photos of me for every VIP member in the private discord server.

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“Guys, I am not coming out.”

“You have to- we all agreed on the rules.”

“The season just started!”

“Yeah well, it’s a foregone conclusion now-...

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Video Game Humiliation: Ending B

Make sure to read the post before this to get the first part of the story. Then, come back here and read Ending B if you were rooting for Ryan's comeback

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Ending B:

I had a feeling that once my character got naked, it would be a fatality and game over. I just couldn’t imagine the developers trying to figure out the game mechanics of a dick flopping around on screen. So, it was time for my back-up weapon. I reached my arm behind me, and on screen, my nun...

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Video Game Humiliation: Ending A

When I originally wrote this story years ago, I couldn't decide on what ending I liked best, so I wrote both. For Ending A, read this whole story if you end up rooting for Roberto. If you want to root for Ryan instead, wait for Ending B to be posted soon! Or, read both for all of the ENM content

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Okay, five more minutes until our next round. Again, five more minutes.

I looked up at the scoreboard in the center of the room and saw my username at the top of the lis...

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Wrestler's Revenge

When a VIP patron came into my inbox with a bit of inspiration, I knew exactly the story that I wanted to write. Check it out below, and VIP members, head over to the Discord to see all of the photos and videos that he shared to help me get focused.

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Hearing the locker door slam against the wall, we all knew exactly who had arrived- Trevor.

Everything he did was distinct- the way his Southern drawl slowly made its way through a story, the way he loudly entered every room,...

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This week’s schedule

Currently feeling very under the weather, which is the reason why I’ve gotten off schedule this week. Going to catch up this weekend though so look out for a new post tomorrow!

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Don't Heckle The Hypnotist

As a performer, one of the hardest things to get used to was staring out into the audience. At your first few shows, they seem terrifying. They could start booing at any moment, and at least for me, I was always on edge for the first year. But as I kept touring, I got used to it. Now, my only issue was looking at everyone under the glare of the stage lights. Because as my act has evolved over the years, I now love finding those hecklers- they don’t scare me anymore. If anything, they should...

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Radio Teaser

This is an idea that I've had on my to-do list for years, so I'm so glad I finally have a place to post it. Hope you love it as much as I do!

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“Welcome to the sickest beats this side of the Mississippi- it’s Rock 104.8!”

Groaning at the line of traffic in front of me, I was about to switch over to a station that actually had music playing, but I luckily stopped myself as the ad kept going.

“In honor of the newest season of The Bear, we’re offering...

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A Jock's Bet

Now that college football is assuredly back, I knew that I had to come up with some way to celebrate. The story idea was obvious, but I decided to take it up a notch and actually go through with whatever the main character was going through. I even moved my tv to get the best camera angle. In this free story, I'll even post a few sneak peeks below, but VIP members will get every video in the Discord server. Go team!

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It barely took any time at all for everythin...

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Wrong Time for a Thong

Some days, the world spreads out in front of you, and everything just lines up. The sun is shining; the radio plays all of your favorite songs one after the other, and you hit all green lights on your way to work. And then other days start out like mine did today.

After I apparently snoozed my alarm and went right back to sleep, I woke up 20 minutes late and dashed into a cold shower to wake myself up. Five minutes later, I was already drying off and digging through my dresser for a cle...

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The Student Teacher's Anatomy: Part 6 (Finale)

After Mr. Ryan suffered yet another embarrassing setback as Ms. Skinner's art model, he just has to keep his head down and make it to the end of the year. It's calm for a bit, but read the finale below to see the students end the year with a bang...

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When I’d come to school the next day after being a model for the art class, I was placed in a different science classroom to finish out the semester. I was placed with the oldest students now, the second-year junior college stude...

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The Student Teacher's Anatomy: Part 5

Just one more part to go after this! This was such a blast to read, but again, let me post another disclaimer that this story takes place at a junior college where the students are 20, and Mr. Ryan is 22.

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Even though the students had just seen my naked body, I still felt the embarrassment cause a wave of goosebumps up my arms as I walked from behind the screen to lounge on the couch. Mrs. Skinner plopped a pillow behind me, and with no warning, she started moving my limbs into...

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The Student Teacher's Anatomy: Part 4

After his boss forced Andy into a deal that he couldn't say no to, it's time for him to step into the spotlight and face whatever potential embarrassment awaits him today...

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Hey Mr. Ryan, I’m in here- welcome to art class!

Ms. Skinner’s room was upstairs at the end of the largest hallway. Her room had high ceilings and a wall of windows that flooded the room with natural light. Sunlight seemed to make each piece of art on the walls shine, and there had to be...

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The Student Teacher's Anatomy: Part 3

Been away this weekend, so this part is going up a day late. To compensate, Part 4 is already scheduled for tomorrow night!

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Hey, I need to talk to you really quickly this morning during your planning period.

That’s the email that I woke up to which somehow made me feel even worse than I had leaving school yesterday. After the students left class, I didn’t even have time to do damage control with those messages sent from my phone before Simmons had me back up...

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The Student Teacher's Anatomy: Part 2

We're back at the community college where Mr. Ryan is having to work with students just two years younger than him, and this installment is one of my absolute favorites...

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Another few weeks passed and other than small jokes from some of the girls in the back of the room, the sink incident seemed to fade away. We were moving swiftly through the curriculum, and the students had an exam coming up about the systems of the human body. Today was supposed to be a review day, and the ...

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The Student Teacher's Anatomy: Part 1

This was originally written for a competition on another site, one that barely got any traffic. I enjoyed getting to post for a new audience- one that was smaller but much more active than what I was used to on Tumblr or Twitter (RIP). Unfortunately, that site has taken a different direction, and some of the stories aren't my cup of tea at all. Deleting it there, I want to repost it here to get new readers all over again!

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For the past three years of college, ever since I enrol...

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Clean-Up on Register 3

Let's take a trip back through the tumblr archives with this story that I legitimately have no memory of writing...

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I was three hours and thirty minutes into my four shift, and it felt like I’d been here for at least fifteen. As I rang up the next customer in front of me, the keyboard on my cash register just stopped working. I was stuck. Luckily, they had exact change so I was able to take a much needed break as I called tech support and turned off my open light.

As I...

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The Documentary

This week has been super busy, so I'm a day late on this story. Luckily, it ended up being longer than most here, and I think this one has an explosive ending... VIP patrons, make sure to head over to Discord to see the photos that I took to go along with this one as Professor Tyler...

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Sneaking into the classroom, I made a beeline straight for the desk, trying to avoid the squeaking floorboards as best as I could on the way. I’d been in this room hundreds of times, but this ...

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The Pen

Sometimes a photo offers direct inspiration- there is a man on a nude beach, or you can see him getting pantsed directly. Other times, I have to work at pulling a story from a photo just because I find the man attractive. In this photo, there was just a nice ass pointed right at me, and I gave myself a challenge. Pick one object to write a story about and just see where it took me...

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One dropped pen is all it took to completely embarrass me in the office.

I was in a stat...

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