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Firewalker (1986)

We’re in the big time now Babyz. FIREWALKER might be the best film we’ve ever covered that’s why this is the longest episode we’ve ever put out. Nothing shorter would suffice.

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The Transformers: The Movie (1986)

Just like the movie they are covering, the ActionBoyz are more than meets the eye. Wait till you hear Gabrus make the famous transforming sound. You won’t believe Stanger’s rambling story about a toy he got for Christmas but can’t remember what it was. And witness Rodgers touch the matrix this episode and become Rodgimus Prime. It’s TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE this week. Merry Christmas ActionBabyz

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Carlito's Way (1993)

“Sun's out, where are we going for breakfast? Don't wanna go far. Rough night, tired baby... Tired...” CARLITO’S WAY this week babies - here comes the pain

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SHADOW WOLVES DECEMBER

we will be discussing JINGLE ALL THE WAY 

comment below or...

(and i think we are going to regret this) leave us a voicemail at-

567-ABZ-TALK 

        (229-8255)

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Upcoming December Clues

Here are your clues: 

-CARLITO'S WAY

-THE TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE

-FIREWALKER


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U.S. Marshals (1998)

Oh hell yeah! It’s U.S. MARSHALS time. Why was this made? It doesn’t really work, there are a lot of ways it could be better and yet... it falls under the “we didn’t know what had when we had it” category. This is what a miss used to be in the action world! Rest assured the Boyz point out it’s flaws and celebrate its triumphs in their classy above brow way. Is this the quintessential Chicago/New York movie? Listen to find out!

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Revenge of the Ninja (1983)

Another thrilling Ninjavember has come to a close. What better way to end than with REVENGE OF THE NINJA,  the second film in the Cannon Film Group NINJA trilogy. Reminder: we did the third and final film in the trilogy last week. This one has ninjas, revenge and Sho Kosugi what the fuck else do you need?? Also please note that the Ninjavember theme that plays before these special episodes will now be our permanent theme.

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Shadow Wolves November 2020

Well wolves, it is time to get out the juggling grenades. The Boyz threaded the needle of a Thanksgiving themed, ABz adjacent film this year.

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Ninja III: The Domination (1984)

Ahhh another Ninjavember is upon us. First up we have the logical end to the Cannon Film Group’s NINJA series... NINJA III: THE DOMINATION. This is a pretty straightforward martial arts movie, nothing really unusual or noteworthy about it. This discussion started back in February while the Boyz were in Dallas making history with their second live show and it ends this week - once and for all. Get your cans of V8 ready.

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Rambo III (1988)

RAMBO III this week. Let’s face it, Rambo has been around since...who knows?

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Shadow Wolves November

hopefully you can unlock this clue to determine what movie we are covering for November

-SCENT OF A WOMAN

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Hackers (1995)

It’s HACKERS this week!!!! Yikes, what a stinker. It does feature Angelina Jolie but that’s about it. Maybe we’re being a little too harsh - it is exquisitely 90’s in all the worst ways. Johnny Lee Miller does suck. The climactic ending is incredibly boring. And Fisher Stevens is...well, Fisher Stevens. Yeah, it’s bad. Hey, they can’t all be KUFFS baby.

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UPCOMING MOVIE CLUES

here are your clues

-HACKERS

-RAMBO III

-SHADOW WOLVES TBD

<present new permanent theme song about ninjavember>

-NINJA III THE DOMINATION

-REVENGE OF THE NINJA

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In the Line of Fire (1993)

For our first movie of Electember we have IN THE LINE OF FIRE. Thank god for Malkovich. Stanger thinks Eastwood pulled off the romance and made the misogyny charming. When Gabrus and Rodgers asked why all he said was “he’s got panache”

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Shadow Wolves October 2020

American Movie. The boys go deep on a classic doc about making horror movies. Throw your uncle in the bath and give this a listen. Coven, man.

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Silver Bullet (1985)

Beware ActionBabyz it’s a full moon tonight and in the immortal words of some unfunny robot, “Halloween is just around the corner.” Lucky for you the the HorrorBoyz are here and they’re closing out another amazing Octooky with SILVER BULLET. A lot of ABZ mainstays intersect in this episode; Don Coscarelli, Stephen King, Gary Busey, Dino De Laurentiis, not to mention werewolves, eyepatches, pork dinners and headshots of townies who don’t like rubbers. Holy jumped-up baldheaded J...

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The People Under the Stairs (1991)

HorrorBoyz is upon us ActionPeople! we got another hum-dinger of an accidentally zeitgeisty movie. Lotta different cool leather looks in this movie, not to mention a van full of costumes. Highly recommend listening because maybe the president will make you Secretary of Pussy.

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WELCOME TO DECOY

We got some custom limited edition replica ATAC hats (as seen in NIGHTHAWKS) 

 — rate / review the podcast in the new “free” feed and a select few with the best 5 star reviews will win a replica A.T.A.C. hat. Rate / review wherever you get your podcasts

ACTION BOYZ: UNLOCKED & LOADED on Apple Podcasts

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SHADOW WOLVES OCTOBER

coming soon. 10/28 Last wednesday of the Month, the boys cover a non-action movie, or topic that isn't necessarily on brand

the movie this month is....

AMERICAN MOVIE (1999)

Covid, Man.

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Above the Law (1988)

Here it is kidz, the one that started it all. ABOVE THE LAW - the big screen debut of America’s sweetheart, Steven Seagal. It’s thrilling to see the early versions of what would one day be his signature bizarre onscreen persona, rivaled only by his horrific offscreen persona. Did Mike Ovitz do the right thing when he unleashed this incredible phony on us? Watch this weeks movie and let us know.

Also - Gabrus thinks he looks good sprinting. Thoughts?

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UPCOMING MOVIE CLUES

hi shadow wolves, here are your CLUES

Stonetember continues with...

ABOVE THE LAW

then Horror Boyz with...

THE PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS

SILVER BULLET

no spoilers once you solve the clues, don't tell anyone else especially non-wolves

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The Quick and the Dead (1995)

Val Verde is a lot like the town of Redemption except for there ain’t the quick and the dead. In Val Verde, there’s the mean and the unfunny. Listen to find out who’s what. StoneTober rages on this week with THE QUICK AND THE DEAD. 

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September Shadow Wolves- Pumping Iron

your intention in this episode is to listen...

the boyz watched pumping iron and they talk about it (mostly)

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Timecop (1994)

It’s that time, time for TIMECOP. It’s always a joy to return to the JCVD oeuvre especially when it’s an “A picture”. Are there some plot holes? Does the third act suck? Do they over shoot on making the cars look futuristic? Who gives a fuck? The second half of this movie was the holy grail for a young Ben Rodgers and that’s all that matters.

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upcoming movie clues

good luck solving this zodiac level cypher

- Timecop

- The Quick and the Dead (1995)

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The Natural (1984)

We're sad to say the Sportstember is coming to a close. What better way to go out than with THE NATURAL?? You better believe we talk about Redford's swing, Brimley's age and Duvall's mustache. Just because the subject matter is classy, it doesn't mean the Boyz are. Batter up!! Pick a bat - and might we suggest... ACTIONBOY?

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ABz PODCAST TRAILER

some of you freaks requested the trailer isolated

also UNLOCKED & LOADED is now on apple podcasts HERE go rate review subscribe and send to your worst co-worker

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TWO THINGS

1- ActionFaction, we released the SUDDEN DEATH episode from behind the paywall on HIGH AND MIGHTY.

send to all your friends that dont have 5 bucks, but do like brothers soaking sisters.

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T-SHIRT SALE

the boyz will be switching up their T-shirt store soon. 

BUY THEM HERE 

They recommend if there are designs or products you've been meaning to get, now is the time while they are ON SALE

you can buy em in wood...

or you can buy em in concrete...

and as always thanks to Shadow Wolf Felipe for all his great art

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The Program (1993)

It's time to put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner. Unless they're listeners, then they should stay up and listen. Also, women are the better providers now anyway. Fuck it, everyone just listen to THE PROGRAM and rejoice in the first half of this years celebration of Sportstember.

BONUS: Stanger redlines the entire 4 hour episode 

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