Chapter 87 – Arrival
“Admiral on the bridge!”
I nodded curtly as I stepped on to the small bridge aboard the Hellspawn. The ship was a corvette, and not designed with visiting flag officers in mind, but it was, effectively, my flagship, until I got something better. Of course, me being an admiral was a decision that had only just been put through, mostly by those under me.
I was the owner of the Hellspawn, and Dark Lord Industries, and I was, techni...
2022-01-28 00:28:50 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 244 – Guild Hall
The fight, or rather scrimmage, was a fun one. We had a simple battle to first blood from the torso. Nothing fancy, but the Russians were definitely a team that could have given me trouble if I was fighting them for real. Rustem was a very competent fighter, who clearly had come by his levels honestly, along with his little sisters/slaves/lovers.
That was an interesting home situation they had. Not that I could complain about what others did in their h...
2022-01-27 00:25:55 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 42 – Breathing
I led the way from the throne room, my two new apprentices following behind me. As I walked, I shifted into my human guise, and changed from my armor into a simple kimono made from enchanted spidersilk. Now that the ceremony was done, I had no interest in pursuing the pointless formalities that many Masters insisted upon, to enhance their egos.
After all, my ego was not so fragile that it needed the bowing and scraping of apprentices to hold it together....
2022-01-22 21:44:57 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 86 – Preparation
First thing to do was, as I’d told the government types, to actually ward my space stations so that they wouldn’t be obvious targets. In a ‘normal’ system, they’d just be a couple installations amongst many. But Earth was not normal, and they would stick out like a sore thumb if I left them as they were.
Now, the stations had defenses, of course, but my current forces were very heavy on stealth ships and guerilla tactics. Neither of those thi...
2022-01-21 23:59:06 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 243 – Arena
This was a new team, one that hadn’t made it to me before. Actually, they were entirely new to the dungeon. Looking quickly through my records, I saw that they came through the newly established portal in Moscow. That was oddly fitting, considering what I saw when I looked at them.
Loseva Askinya Rustemovna
Human Female
Level 40 Battledancer / Entertainer
Titles: Slave
Market Value: 60000 gp
<...
2022-01-21 00:44:24 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 41 – Arrival
One month to the day after my lectures in Seattle, a pair of cars drove up to the gates of my mountain retreat. This was not unexpected, since it was the day that my new apprentices were due to arrive, but I kept watch over the cars as they approached nonetheless. I knew that there were some idiots who would like nothing better than to try and slip inside my compound’s defenses in an attempt to avenge some of the unfortunate fools who attacked me in the past.<...
2022-01-16 00:39:28 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 85 – Warning
“Early warning systems?”
I looked over my shoulder at Walker, and said, “I took the liberty of placing a few satellites around the solar system, to keep watch for unwanted visitors. The type of FTL they are using is cheap and easily available, but slower and it can be detected ahead of time.”
Agent Ward blinked, her concerns over the minion market wiped away by the prospect of new science. “FTL? So Faster Than Light travel is actually possi...
2022-01-15 02:00:02 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 242 – Sorting the Inbox
Eventually, of course, playtime had to end. We were, after all, both busy gods, and our flocks needed us. But there was just one thing that needed to be done, before I dismissed Pofmis, allowing her to scurry away from me.
As she stood naked before me, I couldn’t help but admire her beauty. It would be so much fun to possess her, to break her. But I couldn’t afford such pleasures just yet. She had too many allies for me to do anything precip...
2022-01-13 23:30:12 +0000 UTC
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Oh yes, it is time for some more trade chat.
Prologue – Trade Chat
(Magical World Disharmony Server, General Chat)
UsualSuspect, manoutoftime, muon, MewTwo, Avariel, Chummer, Golddigger, CrazyCelt, Blaze, DoYouEvenLyft?, MarcoPolo, MightMakesRight, MacD, Inquisitor, OrangeQueen, Lizard, RedFox, SemiSolidSnake, BabyShark, Not_the_Face!, Scholar, Salty, Anonymous3, Anonymous4, Anonymous7, Anonymous9, TheLichQueen, WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot, DigDug, Backlog, DarkAvarie...
2022-01-08 16:59:09 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 84 – Questions
“Very well,” Agent Ward said, “It is clear that you know a great deal about the System, from your posts on the forums. While it is possible that you gained that knowledge from the System Shop, as you’ve suggested before, that leads to some other questions, since the System Shop does not volunteer information.”
“I’m not hearing a question in there, my dear.”
The agent flushed as I smiled at her, and said, “Uhm, yes. Well, the quest...
2022-01-07 20:21:43 +0000 UTC
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FYI, Lewd Dungeon 24 and Into the Black 31 will be heading to Amazon sometime this weekend.
Chapter 241 – Binding
Blades of light crashed against a dome of shadow, before breaking through. But they did not find my flesh, because I was no longer there. In the crash of magic versus magic, I charged forward, concentrating my defense on blocking the blades in front of me, turning them away, while only slowing the others enough to allow me my escape forward, into Pofmis...
2022-01-05 23:20:24 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 83 – Visitors
The response from the pilots was fairly quick. All of them had seen my girls, and wanted a piece of that action. Of course, I had to turn down some requests, as a few of them wanted specific people, such as celebrities or people they knew before the Apocalypse, to be enslaved for them. Most of them accepted that I wasn’t going to bring that kind of attention to my operation, and picked again. A couple had to be further corrected, and I made a note to keep the...
2021-12-31 22:45:14 +0000 UTC
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(Adventurer’s Guild Official Forums, Miami Branch)
SunnyBunz, MightyMouse, ImAPally, DontYouWantMe, AsaAkiraIsBae, BestGirl, LatinHeat, Salty, Backpage, Craig34, l33tpally, Anonymous3, Anonymous4, RedFox, Kimiko, DonnyJuan, Crusader, BadCompany, HurricaneGal, Ambassador, Scholar, Righteous, Id10t, Satyr, DarkEnchanter, RangerMiguel, ScoopGirl, VenusFlyTramp, MagicMike, TsundereHealer, Max, LightningLegacy, SwiftTaylor, Domino, Bacchus, Aegis, Temptation, and Lord_Kickass are in the ch...
2021-12-29 21:52:11 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 82 – Orientation
Through the tournaments, we quickly established which teams were best suited to the roles of pilots and gunners in the Renegades, and which were best suited for starfighter pilots. From that point on, the Renegade crews trained on Renegades ninety percent of the time they were in the simulators, with the other ten being on the X-wings, shuttles, or the other seat on the Renegade. Likewise, those pilots chosen to be fighter pilots would then train ninety perc...
2021-12-24 00:42:53 +0000 UTC
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Book 8 and Omnibus 2 will be heading to Amazon today. Should be available for sale sometime this weekend.
Chapter 81 – Organization
After my initial recruitment spiel, I was happy to have enough two-man teams for a full squadron of twenty-four torpedo boats, not just the light squadron of twelve I was hoping for. I took them all, because while I only had twelve torpedo boats being built right now, that didn’t mean I had to stop when I was at twelve. If I could get...
2021-12-17 20:11:18 +0000 UTC
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You guys know what time it is!
Prologue – Trade Chat
(Community Building and Civil Defense Chat, formerly Life in the City Chat Room)
abby_gail, bento, RainyDayze, GringottsGoblin, DoritoMan, D.VaLuvr69, RadicalEdward, DarkLord, FusionGal, NotACop, Scholar, RamblingWreck, Anonymous4, Anonymous6, SevenNationArmy, BagOTrix, DarkLord, Faraday, BackpageGal, FullServiceMassage, daytrader, shadow_clone23, THE_MERCHANT, jenny8675309, Rabbit, Angelus and Tracker are i...
2021-12-10 22:25:07 +0000 UTC
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So, my birthday is literally tomorrow. I have decided to give myself a vacation next week. Updates will resume the week after.
Chapter 36 – Third Class
Another day, another class. This time, I was dressed in my miko outfit again. Not because I was going to offer another spiritual lesson, like I had the first day, but because the loose-fitting traditional garb was easy to move in, while still being more socially acceptable to wear in front of an audience than yoga pa...
2021-11-21 00:41:22 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 80 – Recruiting
(Conference Room, Atlanta Marriot Marquis, Atlanta, GA)
Ellie Pace, known online as QT3.14159, or just QT, for short, frowned as she looked around the conference room. There were at least fifty people in the room, all of them aged between 16 and 25. All of them gamers. She even recognized many of the faces from different tournaments that she’d been in, before the Apocalypse.
She was, after all, one of the top players when it came to PvP flight s...
2021-11-19 23:08:39 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 237 – Shop Talk
Pleased with the way my initial introduction to the godly community had gone, I turned my attention to preparing for my next encounter. I didn’t know which god Judgement actually was, and I didn’t know who else they would be bringing with them, so that made preparations a bit difficult. Fortunately, the GodNet had a virtual chat area.
The virtual chat area was, in some ways, like the mental meeting ground I’d met Binja and Idos in. Only, this spac...
2021-11-18 21:38:58 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 35 – Questions
Once again, we were back in the cafeteria, where I had ‘held court’ yesterday after the first day’s lecture. My lecture time was at 11 each morning, which meant that this was the perfect time to get a bit of lunch afterwards. Well, if I actually needed to eat. But I wasn’t about to let my ‘assistant’ go hungry!
This time, however, the students were far less hesitant about asking questions. In fact, a gaggle of them had literally followed us t...
2021-11-13 23:28:10 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 79 – Military
“Welcome aboard the Hellspawn, Master.”
I smiled at Captain Elalana as she greeted me, stiffly. She was still unused to the whole ‘being enslaved’ thing, and it showed, but that ship had sailed, and now she was trying to make the most out of a bad situation. The fact that I was wanting her people to fight pirates helped, of course.
“Thank you, Captain. Have you put the ship through its paces yet?”
“Yes, sir,” she nodde...
2021-11-13 00:14:31 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 236 – GodNet
The conversation between me and the other two gods only went on for a little while after that. We came to an amicable enough arrangement. They’d get the crusade to back off, and I wouldn’t do anything against them. At this point, on the divine scale, we could still all say that there was no harm done, and leave it be.
Of course, there were likely going to be repercussions to this. Idos, in particular, was already directing people to look into how the c...
2021-11-12 01:03:47 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 34 – Second Class
Another day, another lecture. I was happy to see that the auditorium was just as full as it had been last time. It seemed that I had not bored the academics to the point where they didn’t want to hear the rest of what I had to say.
Today, I was dressed in a simple women’s business suit, tailored for my human form. A bit of cosplay yesterday was appropriate, to set the tone for the belief discussion, but we were getting into the more mechanical par...
2021-11-07 18:01:19 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 78 – Design Plans
Stepping on to the little manufacturing station I’d picked up was a surreal experience. Looking through the schematics, I saw that gravity was adjustable, allowing for ‘living’ areas to be at a comfortable 1G, while the ‘working’ areas could be adjusted all the way down to microgravity, depending on what kind of work was being done. Which was definitely useful, for some production methods.
At any rate, I wasn’t here to get caught up on the...
2021-11-05 21:49:00 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 235 – Divine Meeting
Now, it isn’t reasonable for gods with a lot of followers across the galaxy to personally respond to every prayer they receive. Even with my dungeon abilities augmenting my ability to subdivide my thought processes, I already had to automate some things, screening out the generic prayers, and only paying attention to the true cries for help. And that was with me only having a few million worshippers. But there were gods with trillions of worshippers, a...
2021-11-04 21:18:31 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 33 – After Class
“Here you go, onee-san.”
I smiled at my little sister as she brought me a drink and some snacks from the cafeteria. Of course, I’d given her the money to get us both lunch, but that was besides the point. It was nice to have her working as my assistant for this weak.
“Thank you, Eri-chan. You didn’t have to sign up to be my assistant, you know.”
Eri laughed. “The university is paying me to spend a week out of classes, hanging ...
2021-10-30 22:24:51 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 77 – The Work Begins
The next morning, I woke up to breasts in my face, and a pleasant warmness around my shaft. Not that I was complaining, or anything, but she wasn’t moving, and I could hear the rhythmic breathing of the girl sleeping, which meant that I must have fallen asleep in that position. Not the worse way to wake up, I assure you.
I tried to move, but immediately noticed that both arms were pinned down by other women. Again, not complaining, especially sin...
2021-10-29 23:31:17 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 234 – Standoff
I manifested my avatar by the shrine that Dishonored Knight made for me by the entrance, just outside his ‘reception hall’. It was a simple thing, really, made of stone, and sporting a statue in my image as Kuronoth, standing tall, hands held slightly out and to the side. In either hand I held a chain, which ended in a collar, waiting to be filled.
Fun fact, the chains and collars were not stone, like the rest of it. If someone wanted, they could cha...
2021-10-28 21:13:52 +0000 UTC
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Before we get into it, if you have any suggestions or questions about magic you want Kaori to answer in her lectures or 'office hours', feel free to mention them in the comments.
Chapter 32 – First Class
I was slightly nervous for my first lecture. After all, I had done many things in my unlife, but teaching was not one of them. Well, organized teaching, that is. I’d taught a few lessons here and there, and had helped my sister with redoing her thesis, ...
2021-10-23 16:02:31 +0000 UTC
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Chapter 76 – Onboarding
Two hours later, I was out at my bait home, with the werewolf guards in attendance. I only officially owned one of the plots, plus the field behind it, but they had still ensured that the adjoining houses were kept clear and habitable, so finding someplace to put all my new minions wasn’t as big an issue as it otherwise would have been. Which was good, since portals had just opened in my ‘back yard’, and dumped all of my newly acquired minions and their...
2021-10-22 21:31:55 +0000 UTC
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