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Lachlan | Cold Ones Extended

What's it like being in Fortnite? How many fans mum's has he fucked? Is Bi-Lo the best store in the world?

All these questions and more, answered in this new extended edition of COLD ONES! 

Fiverr Music - The Forbidden Tracks

Like the Fiverr Music Video?

Well, here's 5 BONUS TRACKS that were either too fucked up to be shown on Youtube, too long to make the cut, or just plain old copyright infringement!

Including such classics as BUTTER DICK DOG, MY ASSHOLE BURNS, and who could forget everyone's favourite, CHINESE HOTDOG DRAGON.

And don't worry, the extended cut of this video is also still coming. 😉

PAYMONEYWUBBY | Cold Ones Extended

The Wubster himself talks some trash with the boys for an extra hour and a half than what those Youtube plebs get to see 🤮

Enjoy some drunken antics, Twitch Drama, Max Coughing, Demonetised Videos, and more!

EDITED BY RYAN

WE HAVE A STALKER (EXTENDED CUT)

We Open Some Suspicious Packages from All You Menaces to Society!

Enjoy this Extended Edition with an HOUR of extra footage of us opening boxes, reading letters, eating nuts, and playing with stupid buttons!

Edited by Jess

Shark Tank Extended Cut!

Hello My NAMEAAA GREG! 

Patreons! here is the extended cut of the Shark Tank Products video, mostly just us fucking around more with the products and some other hog shit that didn't make the main cut.

Please watch the whole patreon cut and time stamp your favourite part.

Griff busted out this cut so make sure you go thank him and maybe shake his hand if you ever meet him in real life.

We Drank Every Countries National Alcohol (EXTENDED)

Hello Legends,

This video was hell on our livers but here is the full extended video! Just a BTS and more drunk rambling for ya'll to put on your second monitors while you do your taxes. 

This was edited by Jess and his first patreon cut so please share your thoughts!

GOD BLESS! 

TO NEW PATREONS BEFORE YOU JOIN!

Hello Boys & Girls and anyone named Luke.

Before pledging please note if you have come from a video that was uploaded recently, chances are the Patreon cut is not yet uploaded and will take a little more time, but if you're new WELCOME! you get a whole catalogue of great extended and exclusive videos. 

SIDE NOTE: Patreon was unable to replace all the old videos because they're mentally disabled but we are working on just re uploading them one by one! So each week or ...

2022-07-24 09:47:24 +0000 UTC View Post

PATREON Q & A QUESTIONS

Hello Fuckers,

Please post questions you have for any of us and we're gonna make another patreon Q & A since its been a while since that last one! 

HACKER HAS BEEN KILLED

Please do not send any Bitcoin ANYWHERE! We dont want that shit!!!!

[RE-UP] Cold Ones EXTENDED - Sean Evans

[RE-UP] CAMEO 3 Extended!

Hey sexy men and women,

This extended cut has lots of cameos that didn't make the main cut!

🍻Cheers!

[RE-UP] Opening Mail Extended!

Max got a little bit to drunk in this one hehehe, enjoy fellas!

Cheers!

[RE-UP] FIVERR VID UNCENSORED

We didn't think this was worth posting but decided to just now anyway!!!! We'll have extended stuff for future non-podcast videos as well as the podcast starting v soon

(sorry for the spam vimeo fucked out)

[RE-UP] WILL IT CARBONATE EXTENDED!!!!!

[RE-UP] Twomad | Cold Ones Extended

HE BOUTTA GO TO BED 😂😂😂😂😂

[RE-UP] AS SEEN ON TV PRODUCTS SUCK! EXTENDED CUT!

[RE-UP] Cold Ones EXTENDED - Belle Delphine

thanks for your patience <3 we just needed belle's OK to release =)

[RE-UP] BUYING SHIT OFF WISH - Uncensored

Here's a bit of an extended + uncensored version of today's video!

[RE-UP] WOMAN BOX EXTENDED CUT

WOMAN BOX!!!!!!!!!!!

[Re-UP] (18+) 2010s Challenge Gauntlet EXTENDED

Here's a tonne of stuff we had to cut and censor for YouTube, with a bunch of extra footage :) Thank you for the support <3 Max & Chad

Most Desired Re-Uploads 2

Vote for what you want to see first! Everything will be back eventually.

Most Desired Re-Uploads!

Let us know which Re-Uploads you want the most!

We'll be posting them all eventually (obviously), but we'd like to get the most desired ones out first: that's where you come in.

The top votes will be prioritised for re-upload.

Due to limits, rest will be included in another post

[RE-UP] I DID A THING - Cold Ones EXTENDED

Here is the extended I Did A Thing Episode, just a lot of drunk rambling that was cut from the main ep and some stuff we didn't think would be interesting or engaging enough for the YouTube money viewers, hope you guys enjoy <3

Scott, Max, Prezoh & Chad

COLD ONES GAMING VARIETY HOUR! (EXCLUSIVE)

We picked a bunch of random games we've never heard of Nintendo 64 and gave them a shot!

Also, quick update on the old content - we have downloaded all our old videos and provided it to Patreon who have been taking 17 years to replace the files. We've been nagging them daily to fix it but apparently they're super busy doing important Patreon related stuff (very secret and important).

We're thinking we're just going to start re-uploading everything as new posts...

Cheap Garbage from Tik Tok (EXTENDED)

We bought a bunch of nonsense from Chinese Tik Toks!

Lots of missed items from the main video, please enjoy 

Edited by our lovely and handsome editor Griffin!

Leaking Our Phone Number Extended Cut!

Hello Sexy Patreons ❤

Here is the extended "leaked out phone number"  video with over an hour of cut trollop, honestly this video was so hard to film, we where all very anxious and nervous taking calls from everyone and it was hard to get a some jokes/interactions to land but in the end we got some slappers!

Shout out to all the amazing Guys & Gals that phones in you're all massive legends 2022-05-28 05:39:50 +0000 UTC View Post

Etsy Custom Products [EXTENDED]

Sorry, I was getting my Beast Aid™

Patreon / Vimeo / Archive - UPDATE!

Hey Guys and Girls,

I'll keep it short but here is an update to getting all the old videos back.

Rowey has recovered them and they're all  downloaded on his laptop now and our Patreon rep is going through one by one and manually uploading and replacing the videos on the old posts for us :D 

So instead of the feed getting spammed with old aids posts he will be manually replacing them and they should start appearing slowly! 

Shout out to Patreon for being ...

ONE MINUTE CRAFTS (Extended)

I'm Extending My Nuts! 

DOWN THE RABBITHOLE - EP. 1

Fishing Shows, Stock Brokers, Redditors & More!