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[RETRO REPLAY] Starfox 64 / LYLATWARS

APES IN SPACE! APES IN SPACE!

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TIK TOK LIVE IS A HELLHOLE [EXCLUSIVE]

Did you guys know we love you?

Here's an exclusive Main Channel Style Video to prove it.

Babe, you've hardly touched your Fisk 🤨

[RE-UP] CAMEO #2 EXTENDED CUT!

Hello Suckers,

Here is the edited and extended Cameo that got ass fucked and age restricted on YouTube, a lot of deleted requests that never made the cut and a couple cameos that we got but never included in the video.

Thanks for the money and enjoy the extended hell.

Love,

Scott, Max, Chad, Prezoh & Our new Patreon editor Ryan!

Ps: We just watched the extended cut and understand why so many cameo requests never came back lol

[RE-UP] CAMEO VIDEO EXTENDED

LET US KNOW IF THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT YOU WANT TO SEE <3!!!!!!! 3.5-hour version of the last video on the channel, including extra cameos that got denied lol

[RE-UP] Opening Mail Extended!

Max got a little bit to drunk in this one hehehe, enjoy fellas!

Cheers!

[RE-UP] BUYING EVERYTHING ADVERTISED EXTENDED!

HELLO PATRONS!

Apologies for the delays on recent vids! As you guys may know, we're in Victoria where restrictions are super strict at the moment. We've been trying to work up a backlog of videos so that if we do ever get shutdown, we can keep getting content out to you guys.

This has meant Ryan has been promoted to main channel editor to handle the extra workload of videos,  which resulted in a gap while we hunted for a full time patreon editor to make sure you guys can ge...

[RE-UP] MORONS AIR FRY SHIT EXTENDED!

Finally, more lung damage.

Thanks for the continued support legends! <3

DRINKING FAMOUS POISON EXTENDED!

The boys get completely belligerent off liquour hand-made (i'm assuming) by some of the world's most famous faces. 

[RE-UP] KITCHEN AS SEEN ON DEEZ NUTS EXTENDED!

Hello Fellas,

DeeZ Nuts!

here is the kitchen as seen on tv shit extended, you all bullied Ryan enough and he's been grinding away for you fellas and making them nice a long!

God bless.

[RE-UP] LETHAL GROGG EXTENDED!

Hey guys and girls,

If you ever attempt to drink shit like this, just make sure you film it and tweet us the footage.

GOD BLESS!

[RE-UP] Two disabled men in their late 20's struggling to replicate a some tiktoks - extended cut.

[RE-UP] $10 SOIL VS $5000 DIRT CHALLENGE

G'DAY CUNTS!

Here's a nice long extended version of our EXPENSIVE ALCOHOL VID.

Take a nice bottle of $5000 Whiskey and sit down and have a drink with us!

Extended Edition of our most recent video will also be uploaded VERY soon! We had a one off unfortunate event that we will not go into that's caused us to be lacking on Patreon for the last month, but we've got our shit together now and we ain't gonna let delays like that happen ever again.

Cheers for your patienc...

[RE-UP] DANGEROUS WISH ITEMS - Extended

Again, DON'T WATCH THIS IF YOU'RE A COP!

[RE-UP] Cold Ones Extended! SuperMega

I have legs Greg, can you milk me?

[RETRO REPLAY] Diddy Kong Racing

Chad and Max hack the mainframe and play some Co-Op Diddy Kong Racing Adventure Mode!

This time, we figured out how to properly screen record so the footage looks a lot nicer! ALSO, we edited this one less based on your feedback, now you can vibe out to two Australian Men playing a game for children for 50 MINUTES!!!

[Re-Up] HOWTBASIC SPEAKS

HowToBasic's real name is Craig Reucassel

I'm about to go eat a bunch of lead btw, it's healthy as long as you have it with orange juice 👍

[RE-UP] CHILLIN WITH CHERDLEYS

Sorry for the delays, the guy handling this got mega aids (covid 19)

My dick Small.

(this is chad btw)

[RE-UP] Cold Ones Extended! ColossalisCrazy & Dolan Dark

FUCK VIMEO. VIMEO SHOULD DIE. ALL MY HOMIES HATE VIMEO.

BACK (AGAIN) BY POPULAR DEMAND

[RE-UP] The Pewdiepie Episode

FUCK VIMEO. VIMEO SHOULD DIE. ALL MY HOMIES HATE VIMEO.

Please be patient with the notifications as we painstaking download and re-upload all our old content because those nerds hate Australia or something.

APES MAKE CLAY (Extended)

FEATURING CHAD TOE REVEAL!!!!

Isn't it weird how long his 2nd toe is???

That's fucked up!!!

AS SEEN ON TV EXERCISE GADGETS - EXTENDED

IM EATING SOIL DIRECTLY FROM THE GARDEN BED!!!

Vimeo are scum

Hey Boys and Girls,

We are aware that all the vimeo patreon videos are privated, long story short.

Vimeo kept asking us for more and more money for bandwidth usage on videos and because of the growing numbers on patreon we paid tens of thousands of dollars to use their services.

At the start of the year Patreon offered us video uploading directly through patreon, we accepted and told vimeo we don't want to use their over priced dog shit services anymore because they refused ...

Third Person PAIN(ting)

Helloooo my name is Mr Burns I believe you have a letter for me!

Enjoy this extended preview of Mark Zuckerberg Metaverse! We're excited to collab with Facebook on this one, please enjoy this 80 minute glimpse of our exciting virtual future!!!


PATREON TRIVIA!

Did you know...

1. Chad used to be a painter before he fell off (facts)
2. Max went to art school! (this one is a lie)
3. Chad's name is Mr Burns, and he believes you have a letter for him! (This one...

GREEN SCREEN IS THE MEAN SCREEN (EXTENDED)

Holy Shit! 3 Hours???? We fell up!

Enjoy the extended version of our Green Screen vid, including out takes from the green screen filming, extended chad and max on laptop if for some reason you want that, as well as reactions that didn't make the Youtube Cut!

I have green aids! Graids! I have Graids! I'm COLOUR GRADING!!!!

FAN HOME INVASION CHALLENGE (GONE FESTIVE)

SORRY FOR THE DELAY BOYS THIS WAS A LONG ONE, PLEASE ENJOY 3 HOURS OF QUESTIONABLE LEGALITY!

CHEERS

COLD ONES

[EXCLUSIVE] Pokemon Stadium 2 - Retro Replay

Finally, we actually play the Cold Ones set N64 🧪

We're planning on making this a series, so leave suggestions for future games below!

Drunka Santa Extended is coming soon and it is BIG, prezoh is handling it personally and there's a lot of blurring to be done, but it's coming. Thank you all for your patience!

<3 COLD ONES

We Were Tricked Into Eating This... (EXTENDED)

Please Enjoy this EXTENDED edition of our 2nd PO Box Vid!

More Letters, More Packages, and MORE GOAT MILK!!

ENJOY!

Patreon Exclusive Reddit/Sitdown/Is Spongebob Gay.

Hello!

This is just Max and I sitting down having a few pre drinks before recording and looking at the cold ones reddit and fucking around on the internet, please let us know if you like these types of videos and if there is anything SIMPLE and relaxed that we can film for you guys just let us know :)

Cheers!

Max, Chad & Rowey.

TWO MIL SPECIAL EXTENDED CUT!

Hey Boys & Girls,

Here is the extended cut for the two mil special, Rowey has said he will have an exclusive video done for you guys by this weekend :) 

Happy Thanksgiving <3 <3 

Exclusive Patreon Videos? 👀

soon....