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Watering The Grass

Jules and her...friend...go out on a nice picnic. Let's hope that guy can hold his breath like a dolphin because if not he's gonna drown.

On a real note, this pic gave me the opportunity to try a few new techniques, I had fun with it :)

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A Poll About Meat and Censorship

Okay, question for you guys that may seem out of left field, but hear me out. Obviously we like our female meats around here, but I have a question for you about male meats. In Audrey's Condition and other pieces I leave the stuff in the Mega drive uncensored and post censored versions to DA. But if, say, in the future, in some pieces, they necessitate the visual depiction of a particular type of meat (I have to say it all this way or Patreon will get mad at me) how would you want it in the d...

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Audrey's Condition - Page 69! (Nice)

Sorry to break it to you guys, but on this page, the big funny number, Audrey's just wolfing down a sandwich. Forgive me, FallenJay.

NEW PAGE ALERT! GO GET A TASTE IN THE DRIVE!

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Audrey's Condition - Page 68!

The way to a girl's heart is through her stomach. Jake's got a lot of stomach to go through.

NEW PAGE LIVE IN THE DRIVE, Y'ALL! GO CHECK IT OUT!

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Audrey's Condition - Page 67!

Yeah, pillows, hahaha! Glad these massive, wobbly round things aren't my actual body! Wow, how crazy would THAT be?!

STOP BY THE MEGA DRIVE ON YOUR WAY TO SWAIN'S AND PICK UP THIS NEW PAGE!

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Audrey's Condition - Page 66!

"Your crush is at the door, what do you do?" "UHH I GRAB A BLANKET AND TRY TO MAKE MYSELF LOOK NORMAL" rolls a 1 "You sit on the couch draping yourself in the blanket, but your rotund features are still quite obvious."

New page is up in the drive! Go check it out!

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Audrey's Condition - Page 65!

I hear ramen made with milk is good, but maybe not quite like this.

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Audrey's Condition - Page 64!

Her cups runneth over.

NEW PAGE IS UP LIVE IN THE DRIVE! GO GET A TASTE!

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Audrey's Condition - Page 63!

Oh, my cup size? 16 fluid oz.

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November 2025 Drive Link & Update

Drive Link: https://mega.nz/folder/9TMCABDB

Passkey: WRcNtMTmw1ek47oSRxy9tQ

Hey everybody! October was busy as heck for me in real life, but I'm hoping November will slow down a bit here and give me more time to work. Everything is going to continue on as it has, we aren't starting any new projects or anything, so I'll spare you that song and dance. I'd like to talk for a sec about Audrey's Condition.
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Plump in The Night (Halloween 2025)

Our favorite three girls getting all plumped up for their favorite holiday! Happy Halloween, everybody! Check it out in the drive!

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Belly Jars!

Hey everyone, while stumbling drunkenly through the mellow streets of DeviantArt, I found this little chart here and thought it might be fun to fill in and share opinions on stuff! Let me know what you guys think of all these in the comments or if there's anything you enjoy that's not listed!

Also, Halloween 2025 pic is done and it's going up on the 31st, which means I'm good at my job.

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Audrey's Condition - Page 62!

Fresh from the tap. Anyone thirsty?

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Audrey's Condition - Page 61!

Try not to get turned on by a simple belly rub challenge: impossible

NEW PAGE IS UP IN THE DRIVE RIGHT NOW! GO FIND IT, YA FIENDS

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Brain Food

Me: Time to draw! Boy howdy I love my job. Maybe I should work on Audrey's Condition or the dedicated Halloween piece or-

My brain: DRAW THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN BUT AS A 9-FOOT TALL LITE GOTH MUSCLE MOMMY

Me: I...what? Why?

My brain: YOU GOTTA

Yes, my friends, behold the product of my strange hyperfixation. Please forgive the lack of round tummy but I got this idea in my head and I had to make it real to satisfy my brain goblin. Also I can actually post it here b...

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My Biggest Rival

Rachel gets hired to cosplay as Emma Frost in her Rivals X-Revolution costume for a con, but the ill timing of the event itself leads to some...wardrobe mishaps...

It's live in the drive, so go check it out!

The line of thinking for this one was pretty simple. I saw this costume. Saw the bare midriff. What if flat, muscly tum...was BEEG? Also I wanted to put Rachel in that costume because she's a cosplayer and it's halloweeny time and I haven't drawn her in a while. :) Enjoy!

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Audrey's Condition - Page 60!

Look y'all, it's like 2 AM and I'm too tired to come up with a clever blurb to put here.

NEW PAGE IS UP IN THE DRIVE SO GO LOOK AT IT NOW, I COMMAND YOU

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Audrey's Condition - Page 59

Believe in yourself, Claire. Rub that belly.

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Audrey's Condition - Page 58!

What, seek medical attention for the jarring and sudden change in my body? In THIS economy????

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October 2025 - Drive Link and Update

Hey guys, what's a ghost's favorite part of a woman? Her booooooobs.
Spooky time is upon us ladies and gents! While Halloween is undoubtedly my favorite holiday, I can't promise much in the way of spoopy themed content. I have one full-color piece in the works and one other themed piece, but largely it'll be business as usual. Audrey's Condition is keeping a good pace, I'm still working on Dragon's Scale Tavern, and we're still doing the Scrapbook and Scrapbook Plus stuff.
I do have q...

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Scrapbook - Bound and Bountiful

Not much to say about this one. It was going to be part of a larger sequence but I have enough on my plate at the moment. Didn't really bother to fix the hands. Just a girl fulla soda. Enjoy.

https://mega.nz/folder/cSdBTCKK

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Audrey's Condition - Page 57!

IT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL TO TRIPLE IN SIZE SPONTANEOUSLY! I'M FINE!

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Audrey's Condition - Page 56!

No matter how big one's belly gets, there's always more room for pie.

CHECK IT OUT IN THE DRIVE! MAYBE THERE'S PIE THERE!

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Audrey's Condition - Page 55!

Oh my god, ew, it's not contagious, is it???

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Molly Goes Above and Beyond

While you're sitting in Molly's section, you won't lift a finger! And smushed under her belly, you probably won't be able to in the first place.

I imagine this takes place in the time between the first part and epilogue of VFN. Molly gets a new waitressing job and subsequently has a lot of mishaps the plumper she gets.

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Audrey's Condition - Page 54!

"Look at meeeee, I'm gonna go touch the guuuuut!"

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Molly Goes Above and Beyond - Preview

Above and beyond the surface of the table, that is. Coming soon!

https://mega.nz/folder/gC0xUbxI

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Audrey's Condition - Page 53!

"There's someone behind me...I feel it in my gut."

NEW PAGE! COME GETCHA NEW PAGE HERE! FIND IT IN THE DRIVE!

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Audrey's Condition - Page 52!

Audrey's little snack session continues...

COME GET A TASTE OF THIS NEW PAGE! UP IN THE DRIVE!

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Audrey's Condition - Page 51!

Claire gets bamboozled on her way back to the apartment.

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