The battle has started, and my pieces are in play on the board. My first move is to test something important, so I call out to the petite Mage. “Hit them with something light, Zutiria. I want to see what their anti-magic capabilities are like. Whoever these two are, they aren’t rookies.”
‘Understood, I’ll do my best.’ Her text replies on the screen, and I watch as she briefly nods her head in confirmation.
“Negatiball,” Zutiria emotionlessly chants from ba...
2021-02-27 09:05:11 +0000 UTC
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I’ve never seen anything as astonishing as this chamber before, and I well and truly mean that.
Sam, Zutiria, and Meri enter the dungeon’s suspected halfway point and are greeted by the sight of a golden warehouse filled to the brim with tall, lengthy wooden shelves. There are six shelves in total, split into two rows. Down the middle of the room, running east to west, is a wide aisle. The shelf rows are divided to the north and south of this aisle, with three on each side. This cre...
2021-02-27 00:29:50 +0000 UTC
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Luckily, the Little Sir wasn’t on the panel when it happened. He did exactly as his Mistress commanded, after all. After jumping onto the square, the rodent darted straight back off and onto the nearby floor, avoiding the lightning entirely- what a relief.
“Oh, goodness... I was so scared!” The sound of Meri’s armor clanking anxiously rings out through the room. Her poor knees almost sound like they’re on the verge of giving out from trembling so much.
‘I wasn’t....
2021-02-26 01:39:13 +0000 UTC
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Meri won, but couldn’t do it. There’s no way a nice girl like her could ever do anything to harm a pregnant woman, and even Sam couldn’t be convinced. There’s no other choice but to use a little of Zutiria’s mana to knock out this last enemy in a way that wouldn’t harm her or leave the baby within her womb with any magical birth-defects.
‘Sorry about this,’ Zutiria tells the hooker while pointing the tip of her staff at the woman, “Restenow.”
Magic bur...
2021-02-25 10:37:27 +0000 UTC
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Within this small golden room, chaos breaks out in every direction. My eyes don’t leave Taskmaster for even a second, intending to give guidance if I really need to, but otherwise, I’m just enjoying the show.
Sam reaches behind her back, undoing the clasp to her great blade’s sling, so the heavy weapon falls to the ground. It’s nothing but a liability right now, so she makes the wise decision to shed the weight and improve her speed.
The young Princess grits her teeth in a...
2021-02-24 22:26:05 +0000 UTC
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Setting her expensive designer staff off to the side, Zutiria’s hands enter the very first treasure chest of her career as an adventurer.
She takes the valuable goods out from inside it and turns to face the party, revealing the contents of her haul. In her right hand, she holds two glass bottles filled with a vivid, blue-glowing liquid and in her left is a small yellow star with a clasp and chain hooked around the top.
‘Mana potions, Sir. I’d say the altercation was mor...
2021-02-24 07:01:12 +0000 UTC
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Beneath the expressive painting of Sir Pimpington’s inner demons hides a second completed painting of a completely different person and scenario. At least, I thought it was someone else until I had a closer inspection.
Standing in front of a large, black building on a bustling, cobblestone street is a chivalrous knight of unparalleled beauty. With long, flowing black locks and elegant armor shining like the moon and stars, this knight departs from this building with a warm smile on hi...
2021-02-23 23:28:23 +0000 UTC
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The two doors we can currently proceed through are identical in every conceivable way. I have Sam standing at one and Meri at the other so that I can use Taskmaster’s camera to compare them both at the same time. Given how thoroughly my eyes can inspect things, it’s fair to say I would have detected if one had any perceivable distances.
“I’m thinkin’ South,” Sam says as she stares at her door. “Call it a hunch.”
“Might as well,” I scratch my beard while thinkin...
2021-02-23 09:18:52 +0000 UTC
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Sam, Zutiria, and Meri all look up at the fifteen-foot tall statue in surprise as it lifts its leg over the fountain and takes a step towards them. The ground rumbles under its weight, making the impressive sight of the stone woman all the more menacing to behold. The party readies their weapons, and Meri transforms her shield back to its tower form, knowing full well she will need it.
“By the looks of things, it appears to be an ordinary stone golem, aside from the alcoholic lactatio...
2021-02-23 05:07:06 +0000 UTC
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From his position on high, Sir Pimpington continues to look down at the party. “Do you guys have somethin’ to do with all this shit? I like the place, don’t get a pimp wrong. But I could take or leave the shit that comes with it.”
Sam whips out her sword with reckless abandon and takes a threatening stance. “STOP TALKING, ASSHOLE! WE’RE HERE FOR THE GIRLS YOU ABDUCTED!”
“Sam, don’t lose your cool.” I try to warn her.
“But... he’s right... fucking... T...
2021-02-22 04:16:47 +0000 UTC
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Luxy wrapped up communication right after she hinted about her involvement in the dungeon design. While she can’t outright confirm it, I’m confident that my guess was correct. Assuming I am, this means whatever magical artifacts the girls gather may very well be tailored specifically to them.
Typically when an adventurer opens up a chest in a dungeon, the treasure is random. In worst-case scenarios, it may not even suit their class. It’s common to sell or trade these mismatched go...
2021-02-21 21:30:20 +0000 UTC
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Now that I’m alone except for the three Catgirls, I lead Snow to my office and bring the extra chair to the side of my desk. Peri and Cherry have to go grab stools from the kitchen to sit behind me, and while they’re gone, they both change into their maid uniforms. They might as well since they’re up for the night now anyway and will have to perform various tasks for me while I oversee the dungeon operation.
The first of which is making me some coffee and something to eat. The mai...
2021-02-20 23:23:07 +0000 UTC
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While everyone gathers at the door to marvel at the hideous, golden Pimpfort off in the distance, I pull Snowball aside to give her a brief rundown of what the hell just happened.
This is hardly the time for lengthy explanations so I just tell her I have a divine helper and that they may have taken this opportunity to turn our mutual enemy’s hideout into a dungeon to give my adventurers more experience.
Snow, not one to let peril affect her judgment, asks me a simple question. ...
2021-02-19 22:22:54 +0000 UTC
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“MYASTER, LET ME IN! HELP!! HELP!” Peri pounds on the door to the bedroom, awakening me right away from my restful slumber. I groan loud in response, and so does Sam.
The tired Princess stirs and reaches her hand towards the nearest pillow no one is using, and throws it at the door. “SHOO, KITTY! BAD! NO HORNY!”
“NO, PLEASE! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND, NYAA! CHERRY IS DOWNSTAIRS A-AND!”
“I WON’T FALL FOR YOUR TRICKS, PERI!!” Sam tiredly declares.
Meri whi...
2021-02-19 01:53:49 +0000 UTC
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“Snow, it’s almost two in the morning. Where the hell are you heading off to?” Flufferson asks as I approach the exit of the Pet Shop’s main tent.
“I have a lot on my mind, nyaa. I want to go running in an attempt to clear it. Why, Fluffer? Are you worried over little old me?” Tilting my head, I flash him a playful smile and a strategically placed wink, knowing my refined brand of cuteness will weaken him.
“N-No, of course not. If anyone’s safe on their own out the...
2021-02-18 00:38:59 +0000 UTC
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Even though I can physically feel it for myself, it’s hard to believe that Zutiria’s spell indeed just did what it did. This is something out of my wildest dreams, something I’d never imagine that was actually possible. Yet here we are, an entire second cock is dangling several inches from my original one.
It must be connected to my nervous system because I can very clearly feel every sensation like it were the real thing. It takes me a moment to fully process it even when both of...
2021-02-17 08:57:48 +0000 UTC
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After a pleasant dinner shared in the company of beautiful women, everyone does their own thing for an hour or so before bedtime. I check in on Zutiria to judge the outcome of her alchemical project with my own eyes. In two separate small cauldrons positioned on top of a rickety wooden desk, the little Mage has two completed brews.
The health potion is colored rich red, smells of sweet candy, and has a thick syrup’s viscosity. It’s very appetizing as far as potions go. The stamina p...
2021-02-16 23:30:16 +0000 UTC
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After witnessing the arousing display, I had Sam suck me off quickly before we both got to work. She was eager for a little office fun, while I was eager to get my thoughts off of the kitties. Hopefully, Cherry is right, and that release will help calm Peri down enough for her to get through the last two days without any issues.
Once I finish up, I offer to play with Sam and get her off as well, but she declined the offer to go and train. No matter. I start working on paperwork that I...
2021-02-16 09:47:58 +0000 UTC
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Taking the Returner from within my inner coat pocket, I warp back to the Guild first. About ten seconds after I step off of the Return Gate’s stone platform, the little lady follows and warps in behind me. Magic dances about the air from the structure’s activation, and at once, I look across the hall to see who all’s here. Just Sam, Cherry, and Peri seem to be present. Meri must have already left with Nikita to go and do her Arts training.
Sam is off in a corner reading one of her...
2021-02-15 23:59:56 +0000 UTC
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Zutiria leads me to her new favorite shop, Eager Igor’s Quirky Curios. Just as described, it’s a little tent filled to the brim with all sorts of magical curiosities. However, I was not prepared for the gruesome, unholy sight that awaited me within the store.
My Mage warned me well in advance that Igor was ugly and severely deformed, but... Gods, I can barely look in their general direction for even a moment. I feel so abysmal about the reaction I have, even if I genuinely can’t h...
2021-02-15 10:20:25 +0000 UTC
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I had a small breakfast prepared for me by the kitties and praised them affectionately, I took out some gold from the Guild’s vault, and we were on our way to the town square.
Since I didn’t have time yesterday to tell Sam or Zutiria about the debate results, I explain the run-in Meri, and I shared it with the Duke of Dewhurst. Both were concerned, but they end up reacting more or less how we did. Eh. That sounds about right. It’s an annoying feeling, sure, but we’re used to it ...
2021-02-14 05:20:15 +0000 UTC
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Finally took some time yesterday to design one of the many characters who need art. Hope you're happy!
2021-02-14 00:25:54 +0000 UTC
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“Boss? You alive? ...Man, should we wake him up...? It’s already, like, fuckin’ NOON.”
“M-Maybe we should let him sleep... Master tends to lose a lot of rest when he wakes up in the night to take care of Zutiria, after all...”
“Yeah, well, we wouldn’t be having this problem if not for you, Zuzu! Somebody HAD to go and use ancient sex magic like a big ol’ showoff, didn’t they?!”
“Nnngh...” I grumble upon hearing the sounds of mid-morning arguing and ...
2021-02-12 21:50:28 +0000 UTC
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No, this doesn't mean she's inevitably a member of the harem... what are you talking about?
This was a collab with my assistant,
@Aljune_ART
2021-02-12 09:51:12 +0000 UTC
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Sure, she hasn't done anything lewd with the Master (yet...?) but she's here in spirit!
This was a collab with my assistant,
@Aljune_ART
2021-02-12 09:49:32 +0000 UTC
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More to come!
This was a collab with my assistant,
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2021-02-12 00:10:28 +0000 UTC
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Zutiria’s hands swerve gracefully across my firm abs. They maneuver down to the sides of my hip and around to the meat of my inner thigh. She lingers before massaging the erotic flesh so close to my groin before uttering, “Dexteripeat.” Once more.
The magical hands massaging my body have doubled, and the increasing loop overpowers my senses with impeccable precision. ‘Does it feel good, Sir?’ She asks with rhetorical glee.
“Yes... this is... so much better than the shi...
2021-02-11 23:57:28 +0000 UTC
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“So what exactly do you need me to do for this, Zutiria?” I look up at my lover with tense anticipation, taking in the sight of her beautiful body wrapped in exquisite, form-fitting lingerie. While she’s an incredible sight to behold normally, her magic’s pink luminosity brings out an even more sensual side of her.
Her beauty is beyond belief.
‘Just relax, Sir. Let’s get you out of these stuff pants, as well. Goddess knows you won’t be needing them.’ She g...
2021-02-11 02:14:25 +0000 UTC
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Yup, even Luxy gets a Valentines pic.
This was a collab with my assistant,
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2021-02-10 06:08:18 +0000 UTC
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Without making a big deal of it, I sit down on the edge of the soft, fluffy bed and look towards my lover. She stares at me with her glowing pink eyes, and I see now that her pupils have disappeared and are replaced by hearts. “I like the new look. It’s a good color on you, though I hope it’s not permanent. Your eyes are pretty as they are.”
Zutiria blushes and walks towards me, making sure to sway her tiny hips like a pendulum back and forth. ‘Fret not. They glow only whe...
2021-02-10 00:40:30 +0000 UTC
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