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Valentines Art #4 - Peri and Cherry

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Valentines Art #3 - Meri

Really happy with how this outfit looks on her. So wholesome <3

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Valentines Art #2 - Zutiria

And Zuzu. I'll post more of them tomorrow~

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Valentines Art #1 - Sam

I was gonna wait and release all 10 of these on the day itself, but I figured I could reward you patrons by starting to release them early <3

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Chapter 117 - Gathering Quest

Meri and I had a small lunch out together, nothing too fancy. I don’t even think there’s a place in Dewhurst that serves fancy food, to begin with. We just duck into a tavern, and thankfully it’s not one that cares enough to refuse me service.

We have a quick talk about our meeting with the Duke of Dewhurst, and I’m happy to see that Meri feels the same way about it that I do. Despite it being very much a big deal, both of us don’t feel like it was.

His threat at the end...

Chapter 116 - Sam Learns Arts and Sucks At Them

The first Art is pretty easy, just like Niki said it’d be. Steel Soul is basically like a magic protective shell for my body. Kinda exactly what it says on the tin. By picturing myself covered in impenetrable energy, I mentally cast the Art and become a lot more resistant to damage. Doesn’t matter if it’s poking, cutting, or shooting. Pretty much everything physical is covered by this.

Course there’s a problem... mainly that I’m not fuckin’ good at it.

I can use Steel ...

Chapter 115 - Rocky Outcroppings and You

Nikita and I left the Guild about an hour ago, and the whole time I’ve been so hyped that it’s hard to keep myself in control.

I’m finally gonna get to do some training. Some ACTUAL training! Not meditation and not reading books, no. But swinging my sword kind of training!

Hard to believe it, but after that humiliating profile thingy that the Goddess wrote, I’m happy to work on my fighting skills. I haven’t been letting it eat at me or anything, but it still kinda stung....

Chapter 114 - Democracy is a Joke

Meri and I both sigh for a long time and look at each other in silence after that whole ordeal. We make a wordless agreement that we’ll discuss this after the speeches finish. For now, the two of us turn our attention to the final candidate.

The Crystal Sage is holding the microphone in his hand, trembling and struggling to keep it straight. His lips are blue and almost painted. His eyes are glowing azure, and his swollen veins pump mana-tinted blood throughout his thinly stretched sk...

Chapter 113 - In the Flesh

“Okay now that sounds alright, fo’ sure, fo’ sure. A pimp can fully admit.” Says the pimp who has the unenviable position of having to give his speech after Niall. “But when it comes to revitalizin’ the local economy, no one is better than yours truly!”

Sir Pimpington is handed the microphone by Niall, who smiles and scratches his neck after doing so. Everyone is eager to see how the pimp lord will follow up that lofty speech, myself included.

“Pardon me. Is this s...

Sister Grimm's Tales Unwritten - Red and the Wolf 01

What the fuck is this?

So uh I wasn't lying when I said I couldn't write without my pills but yesterday I was able to write something less important. I couldn't focus on RotGM because chapter 112 was really important and I needed to be able to fully focus, but if it were something sillier...?

I've had this idea for some short stories for a while now. This is kind of a framing device. I have some of the first short story done but I'm obviously focused on RotGM, but as you should be...

Chapter 112 - Vote or Die

The publically humiliated Shield Maiden did not get her do-over, but she came out of her shell after a few minutes of wallowing in her shame.

That’s ok, I’m patient and she probably needs it. The crowd disperses after they realize nothing much else is going to happen, some of them heading to the town square just like us.

Meri’s good mood is all but spent and she now weakly holds my hand, hardly saying much of anything even after we make it to the town square.

Turns out...

Once again, I am medicated

New chap later today boys

Taking today and tomorrow off

My adderall prescription fell on an awkward date and I can’t get it till tomorrow night, and I can’t focus enough to write without it lol

Chapter 111 - Meri Does Not Like Public Humiliation

A new day begins at the Guild and I can’t wait to find out what disappointments and setbacks life has in store.

Peri is freed from her restraints and she’s very thankful, though I remind her that including today there’s still five more days until the trial period is up.

I don’t think we’re going to last that long... not with the way Peri and even Cherry keeps looking at me. I’m rather hoping for some sort of miracle to happen that will instantly earn me the trust of th...

Chapter 110 - Peri's Horny Jail

Peri is being punished for destroying the door to our bedroom. She’s been tied to her bed for the night and Cherry is not to free her.

Luckily Gwin showed up a little bit later on and while she couldn’t stay with us too long she was able to fix it up and meet the kittens. Gwin gets on well with everyone so it’s no surprise that Cherry likes her, and Peri got to greet her from her prison of lust. Gwin’s apparently been busy assisting her family with constructing a large number of...

Chapter 109 - The Empty Book of Secrets

Sammy can’t tell the difference, but I can.

There’s actually a lot of interesting artifacts and books here, some of them absurdly undervalued. No prank artifacts to be found whatsoever, and the tent itself was magically shrouding it from detection spells from the outside. No wonder I didn’t notice it the last time we were here. This shop is the real deal... I don’t think the owner even knows it.

He seems nice as far as Dewhurstians go, even if he’s a seedy looking hunchb...

Chapter 108 - Sam and Zutiria Go On a Date

Sammy asked me out on a date. That was nice of her.

I accepted on the spot because I believe I owe it to Sammy to spend more time with her without our mutual boyfriend. I hope she’s not mad at me. In my defence I’ve known Sammy for thirteen years and I’ve only known Sir for one month. That doesn’t mean I love Sammy any less than I always have.

I’m just preoccupied during my long awaited sexual awakening at the tender age of thirty-five. Yay.

We stopped by home to s...

Chapter 107 - Meri is No Longer a Good Girl

In the short time it took me to take my shirt off find the lube, Meri has burrowed her head into the nearest pillows. Although her ass is in the air lifted up for me, I think she’s a little bit overwhelmed by what we’re about to do.

After finding the bottle in the drawer of the nightstand I maneuver myself back behind her and reassuringly pat her butt. “You ready for this, Meri?” I ask. I know she’s a masochist, but I’m not insensitive. She seems like something’s on her mi...

Chapter 106 - Meri is a Good Girl

“N-NO! DON’T!” Meri lies as I put my hands on the back of her cheap tank top and rip it off of her back. The cloth tears easily under my strength as I straddle her from behind. I throw the scraps of her tank top to the ground, making it very clear we won’t be needing them any longer.

I reach out with my hand and pull her head back by grabbing her brunette curls. “You want me to stop?”

“Um... I... I...” She looks everywhere but my eyes and it gives me a smug grin of...

Chapter 105 - Bad Kitty

Getting dungeons squared off is a pretty big bonus to my confidence level right now. Not that Taskmaster has a meter that shows me any such metrics, but I feel just grand.

I’m sure that given my luck it’ll come back to bite me in the ass somehow and I already know I won’t have any time to prepare for it before it happens. Luxy is just going to drop it on us some day in the future when it makes sense to her. While I don’t entirely trust her judgment regarding when that might be, ...

Chapter 104 - The Dungeon Problem

The first official use of Taskmaster went more perfectly than I ever could have dreamed.

For hours I watch and guide Sam and Zutiria on their quest to carve out as many living rock monsters as they can find. Meri patiently stays by my side, leaving only to occasionally make me some more coffee and to check on the maids and ensure they aren’t having any problems.

Thanks to a combination of powerful sword attacks from Sam, spells and Staggerstaff blows from Zutiria, as well as a h...

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Just a friendly (joking) reminder if any of you become GameStop millionaires to increase your pledges or donate to me pls. I work my ass off on all this porn, damn it, I wish I could invest too...

RotGM Chapter 103 - A New Toy

The kitties brought me a towel and yes, it was every bit as awkward as I was afraid of. Cherry and Peri obviously knew what just happened in here, to an extent. Even if my pants were zipped, Meri is still in a breathy daze from being forcibly pushed  and her lips are wet with... me.

“Do you want help cleaning up, nyaa...? Just say the word, Myaster... and I will rub it all over you... or her, if you wish...” Peri sets the towel on the desk and leans over, her large breasts fall...

RotGM Chapter 102 - The First Camshow in the History of Karnalle

Niall was serious, he actually wants to replace Abner. It had me intrigued enough to bring him back to my office alone and listen to his story in full, even if I don’t have the slightest bit of hope for his prospective chances.

The Duke will control this election. Hindsight allowed me to understand Abner was more or less just a puppet and he let the Duke do whatever he wanted to this city and its people. It’s not that I’m opposed to helping install someone that I personally know, ...

Nikita Portrait by AljuneArt